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When was the last time you had sex?

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When was the last time you had sex?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Naughty_people/comments/4itp68/megan_rain_18_year_old_step_sister_fuck/
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late summer 2006
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>>719896377
About six months ago, first time in a very long time, it gave me an STI that will last for a while and is painful.
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>>719896377
About a year ago.... im married
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>>719896377
last night I fucked my gf rough after hearing her talk about how cool she thought the womens marches were
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>>719896377
I've Never had sex

>>719896485
A guy once told me if you already had sex and you go a long time without it, you're more horny than the Virgin whose never had sex his whole life

This can't be true can it ?
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>>719896377
Never
>tfw you're a 25 year old virgin who never held hands, dated or kissed
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Last night. Came into some tight Asian puss. Thanks online dating.
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>>719896377
5 years. I'm not bothered anymore.
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This morning
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This morning, because I'm not socially retarded, despite being on this website almost daily.
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>>719896826
this.
It's really not that hard to get laid if taller than 5'8" and under 250 lbs.
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>>719896402
yeah right
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>>719896718
im eager to find this answer as well
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>>719896377
last night, my wife got drunk, I fucked her everywhere, but loose, tight ass, I came inside, today she says her ass hurts, I just ignore her
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Girlfriend blew me and swallowed at about 1:00 last night. We'd have fucked, but her birth control shot is fucked up and she keeps having periods. I only raw dog it, so I'm not taking any chances.
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August 20th 2010
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>>719896762
I AM a 24 year old virgin who never held hands, dated or kissed

AMA
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Last night.
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>>719897015
Meh I'm 5"11 and 180 and it's been 6 years. Some of us just don't care enough to bother.
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Earlier this month. Me and gf go to separate schools so I don't see her during the semester
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8 days ago
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Never, 28 years old.
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>>719897191
>never held hands
I understand the rest but how the fuck did you manage to do that?
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Thursday night. Will be again tonight. Life is good.
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Never. I'm 28.
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>>719896377
a week ago
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Received a blowjob the day before yesterday. And she was really in the mood to drain me dry. That woman can play me like a fiddle.
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>>719897383
Why? Have you tried?
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4 hours ago, but it was with my wife not sure it counts.
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>>719896377

>Last night...
>before that it was the night before...
>before that it was the red tide
>gf gave me head and let me suck her tits...

yeah my gf is perfect...
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Last night :-)
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I'm a kissless virgin, 23.
At least I got a girl at the uni who lets me to hug her when her husband is not around.
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I had sex on new year day then my first gf broke up with me couple days later
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>>719896377
gf last night
she was on period
i came inside her, raw
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lastnight
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>>719896718
>>719897093

Oh yes it is (a living proof)
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>>719897561
Nope.
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>>719897632
slow the fuck down bro...dont go too fast and ruin it
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>>719897237
Yeah if you don't try it's not gonna happen.
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>>719896377
I'm having sex right now
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>>719896377
Last night, pic related.
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>>719897396
this
never kissed anybody or had sex but i did hold hands with a really ugly girl in middle school
Fuck that was great
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3 days ago.
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>>719897396
I honestly don't even know anymore. I've had like 0 female friends in the past 5 or 6 years and I never achieved anything at highschool so... there's that.
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my girlfriend's 17 birthday 2 weeks ago - fuck long distance man
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>>719898176
inb4 underage b&. I'm 19.
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Couple weeks ago.
She wanted a kid so we fucked about eight times...
Apparently I have something wrong with my dick, and my orgasms ofte don't include ejactulation, so we had to make sure.
Then we broke up because I couldn't keep up with her sex drive.

It's strange going from 28 year old virgin, to sex a twenty times a week, then suddenly getting cut off a few months later.

Life.
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>>719897943
I can't ruin what hasn't been built. Besides it was the same for the past 5 years. I'm in a mild friendzone and that's the closest I've ever been with a woman.
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>>719896718
yeah I'm pretty sure it is true.
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I cant possibly believe anyone here whos in their twenties and never even kissed a girl? how the fuck is that even possible? unless youre a girl and even that doesnt disqualify you. why? how?
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Been with her 2 years had sex 700 times 365 days a year 1400 times. For you idiots thats 2 times a day every day or more. Feels good to be alpha.
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>>719897159
>remembering a date over 6 years ago to keep track of how pathetic you are
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>>719896377
7 hours ago.
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>>719897311
I feel you there man
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>>719898020
>>719898055
Didn't you have like some sort of a group walking in primary school or at kindergarten when you walk in pairs and sometimes you get a girl as your mate for a day?
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>>719896377
About 12 hours ago.
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Its verging on 3 years anon, I'm fuckin' dying over here! I've finally met a new hoe tho', this one is begging for the cock but she's still really innocent. It's gonna be the longest wait of my life to get a taste of that pussy.
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>>719897237
Thank you for your commitment to not see the gene pool watered down any further.
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Been over a year. Currently in a drought. Would fuck pigeon if I could catch one.
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>>719898791
get a dog
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>>719897591
>but it was with my wife not sure it counts
Yeah, having sex only counts when it's with someone who isn't your spouse.

How the fuck did you convince someone to marry you? Did you meet at the back of the short bus or something?
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2 years. Had a few opportunities but kinda don't care. I'm glad I didn't with the last girl, found out before anything happened that she has really bad genital herpes. Yuck!

I'm 32
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>>719896377
August.
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>>719896377
It's been over 3 weeks now, girlfriend had to leave but I'm flying to visit her next week.
Need to have enough sex to compensate for the missing days
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Last summer, 2016, one night only. Doesn't care too much. Girls want too much attention and recently I've been more eager to deal with hobbies and learning new stuff
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>>719898408
You study, you eat, you go to the cinema, browse the internet, communicate with people, share your thoughts, discuss things at your school with your schoolmates, do all the basic stuff that everybody does except that everyone is getting to know each other closer and closer, they form relationships, become lovers, they break up, find someone else and you, you're just... there. Watching all this. You did everything exactly like everybody does but the difference is that they progress and you never do.

After some time it starts to feel natural living that way. You just accept it.
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To all of the virgins: Do you even try?
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>>719896377
yesterday. wasn't so good, wife's vag still hurts after birth.
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3 years ago
>married for 7.
I finally had enough and started building a tinder looking for some extra. My wife is super conservative and says she's okay with me getting my fill since her sex game is 1/10. I don't think she was serious but I'm going with it
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I was drunk as fuck in Honolulu at 1am. Went to a strip club and there was a Asian lesbo that I talked into a good time. Besides the buzz cut she was a solid 8. About 18 days ago. I was her wingman last weekend but still want her to convert to the cock full time.
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>>719899140
No, trying hurts. Women are assholes.
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2005
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>>719899114
Its hard to know what you are missing if you never had it. The reason he isnt chasing pussy is because he doesn't know what it feels like to wake up in the morning and stick your dick in your gf.
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About 20 mins ago
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>>719899438
I agree, but they are pretty easily led if you are willing to give the effort. It is work though.
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>>719899140

honestly, no.

I know there are some girls who are actually attracted to me, but like >>719899114
said, I have a problem where I kinda shy away from things a lot. I guess I need to work on some things in my life a little before I get into a relationship.
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>>719899114

No fucking way, you are definitely not doing stuff the same as others. Do you think relationships just happen without any effort on anyone's part? Someone has to ask someone out. Someone has to make the first move to kiss, to fuck, to say i love you... It doesn't just happen. Its your own fault for not putting yourself out there.
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>>719899438
>Never tried
>Already got assumptions
Hate to tell it to you, but you're missing out
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>>719899438
Trust me m8, anyone can get laid. Anyone. Literally anyone. And I don't mean rape kek
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I fucked a hooker maybe 5-6 months ago. At least she was super cute.

My problem is that I'm shy and difficult and those don't mix well.
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>>719898408
>why? how?
I am a good guy. You know the kind.
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>>719897979
While on 4chan!? Are you crazy!? You'll rip a hole in reality!>>719898020
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>>719896718
Not sure, it's been somewhere around 4 years for me and I stopped giving a shit a while ago. I just fap when I wanna fap no big deal
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>>719899779
Nothing wrong with paying for it. It's honestly not bad once you build some rapport with the hooker and flex your sense of humor. You do it enough and it should raise your confidence enough to start getting the sluts that fuck you for free, then you fall in love with one of them and misery ensues.
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August 2013.
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May 2015
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>>719896377
when i was 5 yo
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>>719896979
Right? i have a perfectly happy normal life have sex regularly have friends and go out. I come on here often and think half of these are some real low degenerate sweat neckbeards that thrive off finding others who share the same love for mlp and cuck threads to shitpost about anyone who isnt a fucking waste of breath.
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>>719899779
Get tinder just to practice writing with women and maybe even go to a park or something. Much easier if half-anonymous
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>>719899809
Your time will come. It will either make or break you cause I do kno the type and the feels will run strong when it happens.
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>>719899731
Well I tried a few times. Every time it's the same. I think we're getting close, start to become more open, she
a) starts mocking me for liking her, telling everybody how clunky and foolish I was acting with her, completely destroying my self esteem in the process
or
b) changes the attitude to "what the fuck I thought we're friends and you just want my vagina you fucking ape" confusing the fuck out of me and making me never want to approach a woman ever again
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Last night. About two months ago i got out of a 3year relationship where the sex was... underwhelming. Now im fucking a girl that's a goddamn champ in bed. Life is good.
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>>719899695
I'm an old fuck. I'm an introvert. I'm shy. I haven't had a girlfriend in five years, and haven't had a serious relationship in over ten.

I've been with a lot of women though. Zero hookers (I did fuck an Asian stripper in the champaign room once. She only charged me for the dance, so I don't count her as a hooker. )

You can do it, just start figuring out how.
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>>719896598
literally same
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>>719900017
This man is a wise man.
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>>719900146
4chan in a nutshell
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>>719898541
I had a girlfriend when I was like... 3 years old. She used to kiss me in the cheek while I pretend I was so happy I'd pass out.

Does this count?
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>>719900299

That's cause you act like a scared kid instead of a man. Women apparently dont understand that all men want from them is to fuck them. So if you want to actually fuck her, not be her friend, you have to show it to her from the start.
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>>719899114
this shit right here
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About 5 minutes ago, being married is awesome.
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This morning and twice yesterday.
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Tomorrow will be 4 years actually
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>>719896377
Jan 9 this year.
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>>719900723
I'm 23 with one ex wife and one ex fiancé. It CAN be awesome haha
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>>719900537
If I try to become friends with a woman we become actual friends and it stops there. Friendzone.
I got no idea how to be a macho man so no "just sex" for me too.
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>>719896377
2 days ago
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>>719897311
She probably had sex more recently then
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>>719900907

If you try to become friends with a woman, why are you then suprised when you become just that?
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55 days
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>>719900870
What is your problem?
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Today. Like almost everyday.
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>>719898226
That's statutory my friends
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>>719898428
I can't claim that frequency, which is pretty animalistic tbh, but variety is the spice of life. In that regard I'm eating some bomb ass curry while you gloat about your oatmeal.
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>>719900907
Start flirting from day 1
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>>719901187
go to a) >>719900299
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>>719899695
I was a virgin until 26, what change for me was having sex with a hooker. But it didnt solve the problem. I am a pretty intelligent person, i'm sure you are too. But I could never break that barrier, of the woman. It took me about a year I treated it like a science experiment, no shame went on a dating site reinvented myself 100s of times approuched sevral different ways until one day I landed a blonde whale that literally came over and sucked my dick no questions asked. Then I hit on fat less attractive semi attractive women. With results suddenly I was getting laid. Then I met this one shes actually a twig, and now we been together 10 years. You say you are trying, but how hard are you trying? Its not worth tthe wait pay for it if you have too.
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Last night fucked my wife in the ass. She didn't get to cum because she's in an orgasm denial punishment.
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Dec 30, my ex, in the morning she flew across the country to meet her new boyfriends family lol
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>>719901124
Military. You deploy married and usually come back smackin bitches with divorce papers.
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two weeks and 2 days ago
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>>719899140
No. I tend to think I am not material for those things like everyone else is. I'm a little bit fat and have an ridiculous amount of body hair, which by the way, everyone used to mock me for in highschool, so I'm not what the regular girl looks for. To really try you have to do all sorts of stuff and one of them is accepting yourself the way you are. Well, I'm not a nice being to be around and it takes an insane amount of effort to change

I'm also a little bit shy akdjghak
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>>719900870
As long as you aren't fucking up then it's all on them.
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Just last night, my girlfriend has a higher sex drive than me. Im a lucky son of bitch, shes the love of my life, and if that wasnt enough shes into being cucked, so at her digression i can hook up with any woman i like.
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>>719900907
Friend zone is a strategic location in my opinion. You do have to play it right tho.
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>>719896377
Yesterday. Going back up north in a week. I'm gonna miss the sweet passionate sex.
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About an hour ago. It's Sunday. My gf and I tend to fuck a lot on the weekends.
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>>719901533
Have you had threesomes then? What's it like being encouraged to fuck other girls by a qt girl?
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I don't remember :(
Gf is cold as ice
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January 5, 2008
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last night. if you marry the right person, you will have sex every day.
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>>719901358
Why bother with the marriage?
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I was a car salesman for a few months. my percentage with male was below 5% and my percentage with women was 80-90, even when their partner was there. ended up losing the job because most customers are male and I had average sales in the end.

I also had numerous opportunities for GFs, I either gave up or blew it up dramatically. At this point I think I have self-defeating behavior.
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>>719901170
age of consent in my state is 16 fuckface
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>>719896377
Yesterday. After she got done playing FFXV we did anal.
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>>719898176
What's teen pussy like?
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>>719899720
You don't understand, it's not the same. You ask someone out when you somehow realize the boy/girl may be attracted to you.
But I never see that in the girls I had knew over the years. It's like... all my friends have girlfriends or at least a fuckbuddy, and sometimes we hang out all together and the way they act to each other, the way they express interest... even if they are just friends, I can see why I have my friend two hours later telling me "man, I thin I'm going to ask this girl out".
Every time I've had interest for someone I see absolutely nothing of this.
At all.
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>>719901533

My wife is a cuckquean, too. It's a good life to have.
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Mid December. Getting laid tonight if all goes well.
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>>719901563
Was friends with my last GF for 13 years before we went further. lasted 6 months, ended in Dec 2012. she ended it because she lived 4 hrs away and due to her baby daddy living in the same state, about 45min from where I live refused to move back over here. she had little roots where she was at, most of her family is even in the town I'm in. we remained friends afterwards but she has been in a steady relationship for while now so it's been almost 1.5 years since last talking to her.
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Oh you virgins. I do see the predicament though. Even the ugly girls get dick when the alphas go on a fucking spree or get drunk and cheat on our dimes. Still, there's a slice out there for you. If your over 20 make it priority to get the win. Once you do it with a couple different girls your nice guy thing shy thing will diminish a bit and you'll be a little more comfortable. I can only speak from my own experience. But let go of the nice guy thing and ditch some of your expectations.
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>>719902189
His beta level is over 9000
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>>719901741
I have! we have a friend thats two years younger than us (18 y/o highschool senior, me and my girl are both 20). We rented a motel and spent the entire day with the three of us. My girl is a 5'2 caramel coloured asian, and our friend is 6 something stacked as fuck white girl.
Few things are hotter than being balls deep in another woman and having your GF laying next to you, smiling while getting herself off.
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>>719902091

It's like regular pussy, but angsty and stuck up
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>>719900537
Nah, fuck that. I seriously think I wasn't made for that kind of stuff. It's all too hard and complicated for me.
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>>719898271
>not understanding sarcasm
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>>719901278

I said no, I'm not trying.

I don't have high standards, but a big girl won't turn me on, I'm just not into that. I agree with actually breaking the barrier thou, which I never seem to do. I'll try that with the next single girl I talk to, who actually shows interest in me.
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>>719896377
yesterday
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>>719902157
Cuckqueans are the best. As long as i make sure shes the top priority and knows exactly whats up, its just about as good as good can get.
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>>719896598
>>719900426
you should really do something about that. thats not good for marriage
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>>719900169

Yeah then screenshotted and doxxed on Facebook/Plebbit for the whole world to see
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august
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>>719896377
Within the last 30 minutes, on a couch in my gfs basement livingroom
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>>719901883
Lots of reason to be married in the military. It was a contract marriage but turned real then turned into fucking some other dude. We needed to be married for a few more months for her to get her citizenship. Needless to say she is salty af back in Korea.
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>>719902641
Just swipe on girls with no friends in common and don't use facebook profile picture as your tinder picture. Talk through tinder or whatsapp instead
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2 days ago.
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Yesterday morning
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>>719902415
Quite the life, eh?
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>>719902592

Only thing that's better is that my quean will buy me a pro when she is too tired or too busy.
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>>719898541

How does that count?
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>>719902730
Atleast you got the right attitude to dump immediately when unfaithful, got any picture of her?
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if you went through a college experience and didn't get laid you're fucked up. so many crazy girls. there's just no excuse. I had my car bashed for one girl. there sex was totally worth.
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>>719902415
That sounds like the stuff of kings man. Are you around 6' too? Your gf sounds cute, nothing better than tiny girls getting dicked with a size difference.
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6 hours ago, I think I'll fall for this girl
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>>719902481
Its not for you because you have been brought down, those female friends wont fuck you and they dont want you fucking anyone else either. Its toxic, grab your dick be a fucking man dont listen to "they" as dj khale would say. Go on tinder fuck some random hoes, your bros allways have your back. women are fucking vindictive and untrustworthy.
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>>719896377
if a handjob counts then january 2nd, 2016
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3 ago
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>>719896377
when my parents conceived me
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Here's vid of me having sex last night. she got pregnant though lel

https://soundcloud.com/goldsbrosesh
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>>719902334
that is why i've got other ex's wanting to get back with me right? told her ass no. I don't go sticking my dick back in crazy/drama.
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>>719903086
>vid
>soundcloud
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>>719902982
>Go on tinder fuck some random hoes
Yeah, that wouldn't work at all. I will fail and that burden of failure will just crush me.
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>>719902152

>You ask someone out when you somehow realize the boy/girl may be attracted to you.

Here is where you are wrong bub. I ask out women that I am attracted to.

If they aren't attracted to me, then fine. if they are, great, we go out and have fun and maybe something comes from it. You say your friend's girlfriends and fuckbudies show interest in them? Well obviously, because they are already in a relationship. Very few girls will straight up come to you and say "i wanna fuck you", when you dont even know them. Its on you to ask the woman out and see if she likes you. Not to just wait around, until one shows interest or whatever. And fuck, chances are that they are showing interes, and you are just to dumb to notice because you have zero experience with girls. Its not always obvious. It can just be an ocasional glance, a way of moving, a way of talking with you... You cant pick up on that if you have no experience with that.
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>>719903086
She got pregnant last night? Yeah that's not how the pregnancy test works.
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>>719896377
Friday
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>>719896377
>with a human or an animal?
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>>719902568
Good luck, you sound just like me. When you meet the perfect girl you focus on her you let her make you her bitch? I used to do that, you need to stop planning a future with every hoe you meet and and only plan to get in her pants, if shes not willing to fuck you their are 100s of women that will. Sometimes you got to knock a few fatties befor you get the golden tocket my 2 cents anyways.
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>>719902815
Damn right, no way im not putting a ring on this one.
>>719902818
You win this one mate, youre living the life.
>>719902929
It honestly is. I wish i was 6', im short but slim, 5'5". I work out a lot to make up for it. my body size fits well with her though, our noses fit together like puzzle pieces when we cuddle (shes got no arch and a button nose, and cute round cheeks).
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>>719902906
I do but I'm not gonna put it up here anon. She's a whore, but sweet girl. I would feel bad for her to end up in some of these faggots hard drives.
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>>719902152
This
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>>719903520
>You win this one mate, youre living the life.

It was only better when she was a bartender in a stripclub. We did a lot of strippers together and alone.
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>>719896718
It's true. Sex is fucking great.
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>>719898791
Fuck off, tesla
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>>719903481
>>719903246
Sounds like getting a girl requires too much persistent ungrateful learning and way too much self control and to be honest I ain't got too much of the both. I think I'd stick with my V-card to be saved from all the hustle.
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>>719903481

XD "you need to stop planning a future with every hoe you meet and and only plan to get in her pants"

true enough. Thanks.
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Grab dem bitches by the beef curtains and make them take all 4 inches of your virgin dicks. You could also try being yourself and not giving a fuck about what happens, which proudly most of you do. Been about two weeks for me.
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>>719896377
A month ago.. She wants to go another round but I'm not interested..
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>>719904511
Do it. Choke her and spit in her mouth this time. She shouldn't be interested again either. If she is, marry her.
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>>719896377
Yesterday
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>>719904483
>try being yourself
Exactly what we've been doing. Didn't get us very far.
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>>719897628
>gf gave me head and let me suck her tits...
>let me suck her tits
>let me
Wow you're a faggot
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>>719896598
Divorce that shit
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June 2016, just after the pride parade in Chicago.

No, it wasn't gay sex. Was with a chick, I just went to party.
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>>719896377
yesterday.
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Would u guys rather go without sex or fapping
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>>719904723
Pay for it then. Stop telling yourself your a nice/good guy. plenty of good people who are genuinely not pieces of shit have bought a hooker treated her right and made her laugh while purchasing something you don't have to deny yourself.
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Yesterday night
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>>719905227
Sex. My right hand was my first. We have a lot of history.
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>>719899140
a few girls have made advances on me but I immediately turn cold and silent

I stopped going to highschool sophomore year and I currently live in isolation, no contact with any women for many years, I honestly have no idea what "to try" means
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October 2016
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>>719905491
This brings a tear to my eye. When I lived in Korea, I wish I coulda brought you with me.
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>>719896377
last time with a girl? 5 years ago.
last time when I was the cum receptible of a dominant man? 1 year ago.

Total times.. with a woman.. 3 times.
With a man.. 8 times.

Im straight, I swear
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>>719905757
ur a faget
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Yesterday. It was ok.
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>>719905853
I think he is already aware.
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I'm 6'4" 130 lb human skeleton and I still get laid. No excuses
>pic related
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>>719896377
may or june
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>>719896377
i just dumped a hot load in my wife like 10 mins ago.
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Came on her pussy this morning handed her the vibrator, went to go make coffee. She climaxed in 30 seconds.
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>>719896377
Like a month ago.
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Thirty minutes ago. Before that, last night and yesterday morning. Because I'm in a non shitty relationship.
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>>719896377
2012 or 13. And hookers aren't cheap
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>>719906280
She on the pill or yall just go for it?
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Few hours ago
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>>719898428
Do you understand having sex is biological imperative? You are one of those people, like niggers, who don't have anything else in their brain than the biological imperative, the impulse which tells you to just mate, eat and shit.

There are more important things in life too.
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>>719907171
Do you understand that you're on 4chan and he's lying?
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>>719906947
on the pill, of course; rawdog 4 lyfe
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this morning. met a girl off meetme and have been taking her out every night for the last week and i finally piped this morning. she jerked me off, i fingered her and rubbed her clit and finished in her in the missionary position after her begging me to let her ride me. feelsgoodman
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About a month ago on the 18'th December, OP. My ex wanted me to have a good birthday, but instead confessed (drunk, without realising) that she had two other dicks on the go.

Women are AIDS of the brain..
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>>719907600
Yuh, I feel that. We go raw too but she ain't on the pill, just eager to get an abortion. Been creaming in it for months with not even a scare though.
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>>719896718
Haven't had sex since about March last year.

It's pretty feels bad man.
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>>719907764
also she raped me pretty much, while i was fucking her and i said i was gonna cum she held me into her so i finished in her, i actually texted her about it early, will post in a minute.
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>>719907934
Use a condom next time you idiot. Chick didn't rape you, you just finished inside her.
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about a week ago
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May 2016.
"Boyfriend" told me a few weeks afterwards he actually was asexual and only fucked me because he knew I wasn't.

Fucked immensely with me, and not in a good way. I don't date or fuck anymore.
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>>719907764
>>719907934
Last night meaning this morning.
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>>719907851

Vasectomy is the way to go.
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>>719908306
Eh. I wanna have kids with this chick eventually. I really don't even care if she pusses on an abortion, we do well enough right now. So I'll just keep pumping and dumping. Definitely snipping after I'm done breeding her cunt.
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few hours ago
>>
8 months, I wish I did not have it at all because the relationship did not go well.
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Jeez... it's getting on for a year. My wife stopped enjoying sex once she got pregnant. Our son is 2 months now so...

Yeah. I fantasise about missionary it's got that bad.
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>>719897959
But it's deliberate, I gave up trying when I realised it just wasn't worth the effort for something I didn't care about. It's liberating.
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>>719908776
That bites. C-section at least so the pussy ain't busted?
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>>719896377
Tonight live @ getthelube.com
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like april 16th 2012 i think??? if we're just including vaginal.. if oral then sometime in 2015
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>>719900146

Except that a much larger number of them than you would think are exactly like you.
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>>719896377
November.
I thought my self-esteem would improve after my first relationship, and it'd be easier for me to talk to people.Oh boy, was i wrong.
I did indeed, lose most of my insecurities.
Got others...
>You're an alcoholic anon.
>You're bipolar, and overthinking.
>You have no emotions, that's why all your friends left you.

>Not fit for a relationship
>Too beta for one night stands

That was probably it for me.
>>
Saturday morning
>>
february 2016

So yeah, almost a year ago.
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>>719896377
Almost 3years ago, was drunk as fuck..
Over 5years since last normal non-drunk
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Christmas day, she broke up with me 2 days later ... Can't complain though, 4 years of hitting that pussy raw and blowing my load inside her with no worries because she couldn't get pregnant with her tubes tied.
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Last night

>went to bar after work
>Karaoke night
>qt3.14 arrives
>we sang duets
>pumped my system full of alcohol
>she drove me home
>we showered together
>I gave her a massage
>accidentally slipped inside
>2 hours of straight fucking
>"How are you still up?"

I did it /b/. I lost my virginity. I didn't cum once but she lost track of her orgasms, so I guess it evens out. Shame though, I could've kept going but had to use the restroom. When I got back she was hiding under the covers and it was all:
What are you doing?
>Hiding
From what?
>You
Why?
>Cause you're a fuckin' Beast! How are you still up?

Today's gunna be a good day.
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32
Never had sex.
Went on grindr to see how I'd fare. Everyone wants to fuck me
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>>719909590
>you are bipolar
>you have no emotions

these are conflicting statements
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>>719902152
I find that mostly if I'm attracted to a girl, it's often mutual after you come clean
Been in a few stable relationships for a while now since I first got over being socially retarded and met quite a few girls (often quite randomly) that found me attractive during the relationships, and a little in between

Being direct often helped me. Just saying 'Well I like you" or just try and go for a kiss when you're drunk or something, or even while sober
Or arm over shoulder, those fucking cliché's, they're cliché's for a reason

Shit dude, shit's just a matter of going for it and not caring, just going and you demand at least a bit of flattery if you're not extremely ugly
If someone said she liked you, or even if it was a guy, it would feel good right? It's the same the other way around, same with kissing, same with everything, and there's no shame in giving someone a compliment

I'm very fucking tired while rambling this, good luck with this new found shitty information, I hope you'll eventually just go for shit with a nice girl and that it then works out :) Good luck you faggot
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>>719896377
This morning
>>
12 hours ago
>>
Last wednesday with my ex, its complicated.
I don't understand the kissless guys here in their twenties. I have Asperger and PTSD and even I had like 6 girls I slept with and im 25.
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>>719896377
Had a bj 12 years ago. Does it count?
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30min ago.


>Sunday
>Get high with gf
>Chill in bed
>Start hugging
>Get kinky
>Her hand goes down my pants
>She starts shuffling my dick
>Feels alright
>Suddenly my primal instincts tell me to be total alpha
>I Grab her hair and push her head towards my dick
>Feelsgood.Gift
>Her lips are now around my dick, and I have a total control over them
>Nuff sucking
>Time for fucking
>Went full thrust on her face
>She is not gaging because I have average dick
>Smooth af, no regrets
>Even when total alpha I'm still a gentleman
>Inform her about incoming tide of proteins so she has a choice of not swallowing it

>Bearcum.mp3
>She took my dick out in a last second
>Still had some of my kids on her list but she never swallowed
>Still shuffling my dick , faced towards a wall
>Art as fuck
>Gf is proud,
>Says she liked how I went full alpha
>Got her wet
>"Choke me next time"
That was the 3rd time she gave me a blowjob and the first time when I haven't finished inside her.

>She goes for a kiss
>No fucking way I'm doing this

I didnt. Had to wait for her to wash her teeth. Thinking of how the cum tastes make me fill sick.

Also.

I am usually a nice guy. Very kind and good hearted. And strong. I treat woman with respect. You know. That kind of romantic guy.

I have never been "aggressive" in bed, but she likes being dominated. I love it.

She will be the mother of my kids
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Yesterday
>>
Couple hours ago.
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>>719912747
Sounds good anon, hope you give her a good spanking/choking next time.
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>>719896377
Last night when I fucked my daughter. I'll probably do a different one of my daughters some time tonight.
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>>719902091
easy. When they don't know anything else it's like you're the god of sex
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>>719897139
Can't you do the favor of raw dogging a little in her pussy? You can't tell when you're getting close at all? Just fuck her alittle and then finish in her mouth or on her tits to at least make it worth her while.
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>>719898857
Kek. Finally someone with a little bit of dignity.
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>>719896377
16 days ago.
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Last night. My girl likes to be restrained, so I used my belt to bind her wrists and fucked her.
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>>719896485
When i was getting born, My penis was touching the inside of my mother's pussy. I cucked my dad AMA?
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>>719898428
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>>719897191
What's holding you back? Just go do it
>>
about a month ago at the brothel with my favourite prostitute
we nearly had a relationship outside of the brothel but i fucked it up because i am become sperg
oh well
>>
Like 1.5 years and it feels really really bad
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>>719896377
Before my birth.
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>>719896377
On new years...
With my sister...
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six hours ago.
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Does sex with my hand count?
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>>719912747
Don't be afraid to be dominate in bed. Women love that shit. Gentle is okay on occasion, but if you want them wet be a total dog when in the heat of passion.
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>>719896377
this morning
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>>719896377
3 weeks
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about 8 hours ago lol
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