ITT: Americans being fat and stupid

>>719882837
nice, that's a bbq ninja

>>719882837

I refuse to believe anybody that fat is smart.

>>719882837
Because America is the only country with an obesity problem.

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>>719882837

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>>719882837

>>719882837
What the hell is he cooking?

>>719884155
Humans

>>719884526
Dont be jealous because you cant figure it out the right way and need it broken into even amounts for you

>>719884526
TFW been here so long can't unsee the middle finger and Menorah

>>719884333
Damn trips of truth nigga

>>719884526
The Metric system is awesome.

On the date thing though, we say dates as "January 22nd, 2017" not "22 January 2017". It's not completely bananas to have them in that order.

>>719884696
"the right way" so the illogical way is the correct way?

like saying "I could walk forward but I find it better to walk backwards. I find it better so all the people walking forwards are wrong!"

>>719882837
If that cubt invited me to a bbq id be like, what time mother fucker! Coubt me in!

>>719884808
I've always argued this but Eurocucks just refuse to acknowledge the way we speak dates.

>>719884526
American here. The metric system is objectively superior. Our continued defense of imperial units is just a dank meme.

>>719884526
>arbitrary retarded rollercoaster
Kek

>>719884819
America invented measuring things so that make our way right

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>>719884526

>>719884760
Mhmm

>>719882965
Smart enough to know how to cook and is outside, instead of sitting around eating chicken tendies in mommies basement, shit posting on 4chan...

>>719884819
Because we evolved to walk forward, just because you can walk backwards, down't mean you should. Just like how you can reproduce, but you probably shouldn't.

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>>719882837

>>719885197
KEK

>>719882965
That's because smart people run a sub-routine everty morning that consists of:
Am I currently dying?
Yes.
Is it faster than the average rate of death?
Yes/No
Yes: Attempt to fix.
No: Continue normal function.

Stupid people didn't patch the zero-day exploit that allows us to ignore stimuli and ascend to side-show levels of adipose tissue. Little do they know that this severely limits your end-game ability.

>>719885105

...and that' why you decided to name it "british imperial system"?

(I know it was a bait, but it's still funny to remind about this)

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>>719882837

>>719884526
>When even your measurements throw the world a middle finger
Fucking foreigners.

>>719885197
damn you beat me to it

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Trumpf is our president

>>719885105
Such a shame that you never made the time to invent grammar.

>>719885197
10/10

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>>719885769
And it's glorious

>>719884526
TFW the imperial system is actually a british invention.

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>>719885520
>autism

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>>719885432

If you're not going to intervene in her eating habits, at least get a goddamn horse trailer and make it official.

>>719885401
>Britain wanted financial responsibility from them
think that's a bit much, We tried to levy some more taxes from the colonies to pay for wars because the British people completely shot down a proposed tax on Cider

I could deal with some bbq rn

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>>719885401
If it wasn't for the US western Europe would be constantly in turmoil cause the nazi's could have just pushed the Britain's into England amd forgot about them(letting the u-boats) starve the population into submission) , finished the eastern front then came back and wiped the 'UK' off the ass of the earth. Mean while turning the rest of Europe into the best nation ever. Best of all, there would be no Jews within like 15 years.

>>719886050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_wSzQNQT8c
Guy is actually funny.

>>719887220
This tbh.

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>>719884526
The real problem with the US customary system of units is not the conversions, which are just annoying. There is this thing called homogeneity of units of measurements, the metric system has it, the US customary doesn't, which makes it completely useless in science.

Take, for example, the Newton's law: force = mass times acceleration.

In metric (or the SI, more accurately), 1 Newton of force acting on a body of 1 kg produces acceleration of 1 m/s^2.

In US customary, 1 pound-force acting on a body of 1 pound creates acceleration of 386.088583 inch / s^2. Problems with bullshit like this pop up all the time and even though there are imperial units which are meant to fix it, nobody is using them. All the engineering ratings are in pound-force and foot-pounds and the thing makes you want to kill yourself.

>>719885432
No Fucking Way.

>>719887367

Remember that US participated in the war only for business reasons, and even sold military gear to both sides of the conflict.

>>719882837
That's exactly what we all are. That's why no one wants to come to this country.

>>719884707
Underated post

>>719885401
Fukken Saved!

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>>719885197
Ultimate kek

>>719885197
I was all along

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>>719889021
>>719889077

>>719888580
Remember that Britain only started the war for self preservation reasons after them and France let Hitler piss all over his neighbors.

>>719885401
The level of historical inaccuracies here is truly impressive.

>>719885197
THE ULTIMATE POISONER OF ALL PEOPLES

>>719886217
kek

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>>719882837
Oh, I have this fucking covered.

Fat fuck got away. Guess he had one of those hopped up mobility skooters.

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>>719889123

Wait.... She.... had kids........ I imagine they grew unnoticed like the mushroom.... wtf?

>>719889447
come on, we did tell them not to, old Mr. Chamberlain went over there and told them not to invade Poland, even got a nice signed bit of paper from Hitler saying they wouldn't and they did anyway. rather unsporting to be honest

>>719883923
How'd you gets these? You have more or other deaths by 1%?

All your shit made by Americans LUL

>>719885432
ITS JUST EASIER THIS WAY

>>719887397
how is this funny exactly

>>719890445
I like how it actually tries to lean back

Why?

>>719885432
>not naming the file WIDELOAD.webm

>>719882837
>fat
Obviously
>stupid
What's stupid about tasty bbq?

>>719885197
Well the facts are right here gents.
Sorry europoors.

>>719890445
This is actually in the netherlands

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>>719882837
>uses a word currency as Pounds. measuring body weight as Stone.
Americans as what?