g'morning anon, hope u slept well. tell me why you will

>>719865618
I met that girl, I believe I will wait to be rejected before I will kill myself

>>719865618
because I'm ill

I would ,but the packers play today

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>>719865618
>I'm married to a beautiful woman who's my best friend
>we have an active and satisfying sex life
>I have three wonderful kids I adore
>I live in a comfortable home, drive a nice car and own both
>I have a well paying job I find fulfilling
>I work with nice people who respect me
>I have a fairly affluent lifestyle but live well within my means
>I'm on pace to retire in my 50s
>I'm in good overall health
>My credit rating is over 800
>my favorite team is playing today for a trip to the super bowl

>>719865618

I've got a job I'm passionate about, family and friends that I love.
All and all, life's looking pretty good.

>>719865618
sauce?

life is too awesome to kill myself

>>719865618
Today will be the day I make advances in dealing with my depression and start shedding the lbs I've stacked on in the past 18 months so i can go visit my boyfriend later in the year!

>>719865867
wtf are you doing on /b/.. gettaughtta here

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>>719865618
well i landed a really nice job after i graduate law school. pays 195k per year. if somehow trump fucks over the economy and i lose that shit though, i'd totally an hero i mean i don't think i'm marketable otherwise. i have shit grades but some partner at a law firm really liked me. otherwise i would've been completely unemployed.

>>719866017
I like ginger and Asian nudes

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>>719865867
>only a fool would take anything on /b as truth

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>>719865618
I have a dog that relies on me. That's literally it. If it wasn't for my dog I'd probably allow myself to spiral into a depression then blow up a building or something.

cause if I die I cant play guitar

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>>719865867

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>>719866150
You'd be suprised how wealthy and well adjusted some of us are. Only true idiots presume to know other people. Of course for you to feel good about yourself you have to expect we're all fat neckbeard virgins or cucks. It's how you cope with your own inadequacies. Alas, this comment will be ignored by you, to your own detriment.

Gotta work from 7 to 7 ...

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Sent in my law school applications. Waiting to hear back from them. Might off myself if I don't get in anywhere good.

Also I like sucking on my little sister's panties.

>>719865618
because it's almost time for me to sleep, and sleeping is kinda like dying, just less traumatic for my mom.

>>719865618
Because my wife gives me a blowjob every day she gets home from work and she just left for work. Something to look forward to.

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>>719865850
This guy gets it

>>719865618
I am waiting for the gent in the gifs to fuck me. No homo.

>>719865618
Because I have a Math test tomorrow and I can't fail it

>>719866536
She must want to get the taste of her bosses cum out of her mouth

>>719865618
I had 2 Viagra in the morning and had sex with 2 separate girls, drunk as fuck and full on junk food, heart feels heavy,

rolling

>>719865618
Because I aint got time for that, too busy getting swole and fucking bitches.

>>719866583
Tits or GTFO

>>719866495
more of your sister asshole

I gotta work today, and when im home ill just drink and watch dumb shit on youtueb to keep my mind off it

>>719866430
I'm pretty well to do and well adjusted, but you have to recognise that we are no longer native to this place. You're just hanging on to a part of yourself that you no longer have need for but would be sad to see die.

>>719865618
waiting on the new episode of Gundam to download, but after that there will still be 10 more episodes I want to see. Also Spider-Man: Homecoming, Guardians Of The Galaxy Volume 2, Thor: Ragnarok, Black Panther, and Infinity War 1 and 2.
Maybe after that...
But there will probably also be a Doctor Strange 2 and a Black Panther 2, so there's that.

Oops, Gundam finished downloading, time to leave 4chan for a while.

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g'morning op,
hope u slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

>>719865618

Because I have a beautiful fiancé, a newborn son, and just got a new job, one I've been working for for a long time.

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>>719866753
/b/ is entertainment nothing more or less

>>719866358
We'll not with that attitude

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>>719865867
Same

>>719865618


Gonna need a sauce on that gif

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>>719867053

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>>719865867

>lying on an anonymous image board

>>719865867
how boring your life must be

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>>719867161

Source on that gif op

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>>719866610
Her boss is a hot woman. I am OK with this senario.

>>719867053
>>719867284
I think it's Romancing You Whore Tyler Nixon.

>>719867393
That's just what she lets you think. Her actual bosses name is Tyrone.

>>719865867
keep on dreaming kiddo

>>719865867
If your favorite team is anything but the Falcons, then none of that other shit matters. You're a faggot and should kill yourself.

>>719865618
Already hit rock bottom once in my life and got through that, so I just keep on living my life I guess...

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>>719865618
BECAUSE I'M DOING IT TOMORROW

>>719867289
sorry brah, no successful person uses reaction images XD

>>719865618
Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow?

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DID YOU JUST ASSUME IM NOT GOING TO KILL MYSELF!

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>>719865618
Because I just masturbated to a trap thread

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>>719868215

i have 2 donuts

So i can keep telling you to fuck off with your kill yourself crap.

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>>719865618
BECAUSE IT WILL PISS YOU OFF

>>719867053
>>719867284
>>719867528
Unexpected by EroticaX.
Starring Abella Danger and Tyler Nixon.