Ask a Britfag anything?

>>719791076
Where are you thinking of emigrating to?

Myself, I have Canada and Finland at the top of my shortlist.

>>719791076
How long until ISIS invades?

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Can all you brits really tell where each other are from just by your local accents?

>>719791076
Why is your country full of cucks who want Muslims to take over?

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>>719791636

>>719791636
Within reason yeah, I can tell a scouse, brummie, Welsh, Scottish and Southerner apart from each other. Gets bit harder when you have to narrow it down further lol. (not OP btw)

>>719791636
Very much so. Mostly because they are so strong. And also we are a small country, so you could drive say, twenty miles from where you are and hear a distinctly different accent.

>>719791511
New Zealand probably. Canada maybe. Both are in the angloshphere, so I don't have to learn a new language or get shot at much. I guess I'll see how Brexit pans out.

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>>719791076
why, just why?

Are most British girls whores?!

>>719792232
If they are then I'm doing something very wrong as I haven't had a sniff of pussy in two long years. Maybe it's the autism.

>>719792121
Race relations are really sensitive here. In in Bradford, and the area I grew up in had a pretty insane riot. People don't want to provoke it so they let shit like that slide.

There is also a degree of classim to it. Most of the abused are troubled chavs that the police don't listen to. It's really quite sad.

>>719791636
Rather easy to accomplish. Some accents throw me off sometimes. Thought someone was Irish but it was a variant of the Birmingham accent.

>>719792559
It's hard to tell a scouser from a sheep fucker sometimes

Liverpool or Everton?

>>719791576
ISIS are a joke. We may see a pissed off british passport holder bomb something or decapitate someone, but that's because they are frustrated because they can't get white girl pussy

>>719791076
whats the weather like in Britain now?

which is greater, the sun or the moon ?

>>719791797
Delayed guilt. We used to own the fucking world. But we starved and killed millions and profited greatly from it. Similar to Germany, but we're less cucked.

>>719791076
when is the queen gonna croak?

>>719793156
Windy, dark and 2 degrees

>>719793156
Cold. Grey.

>>719793156
Mild. Its always mild.

>>719793168
The moon. We rarely see the other one

>>719793323
soon

>>719793405
Hopefully

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>>719793081
>they can't get white girl pussy
They get it by raping them.

>>719793471
Not raping. Grooming.

Location

>>719793811
OP here. God's own county. Epicentre of the industrial revolution. Yorkshire. Bradford specifically.

>>719793988
Rivals by nature. I'm from Lancashire. Preston more specifically

>>719791576
It's amazing how Britain's security has proven better than some of the world's most reputable countries.

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>>719794674
You got a kek from a Manchesterfag here

>>719791576
The people in this country tend to go to other countries ISIS have already invaded, they just go elsewhere to do their work.

>>719794563
Yeah, GCHQ are pretty high tech. Plus the government just passed a bill that lets them have everyones internet records for the past year. Orwells 84' is here and now

>>719795012
does vpn stop this?

>>719792388
What autism?

>>719795411
my autism

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>>719794563
>>719795012
that and we have the most practice. All you youngfaggs forget that the IRA was trying and sometimes succeeding in blowing the shit out of London on the regs.

Which ethnic minority do you despise the most?

>>719795523
Oh

>>719795620
the french

>>719795206
Sort of. The ISP logs it, so they will see you connecting to a proxy/VPN, but after that nothing. Maybe GCHQ have some backdoor method from the VPN company to know after that, but unless you've been searching for bomb making instructions or flights to Syria they probably don't care enough.

>>719795697
kek.. but yeah seriously hands down the worst!

>>719795697
Agreed. Wishy washy frog fuckers.

How's London?

>>719795926
The worst place in this shit hole

>>719795620
The Germans too. It's not really hate but more like a biter rivalry. It spikes whenever they fuck us up in football on a biennial basis almost.

>>719796139
The south.

>>719795697
>>719795788
>>719795925
Well this was unexpected. I though it would've been eastern europeans or middle-easterns

>>719796337
fukkin cheesey garlic stinking shitstain surrender monkeys

>>719795926
best city in the world hands down. Has something for everyone. the only people who hate it either cant afford to live or play there or hate cities in general

>>719796337
nope i'd go french to they are proper cunts

>>719796466
Or hate Southern pansy motherfuckers, ethnics, traffic, smog, people, noise, pollution, high prices. London is a load of shite. I can visit for a couple of days, but fuck living there. Even after a few days there I look forward to coming home to my (admittidley more grey and cold) Northern hills, fields, fresh air, countryside, peace and quiet, cheap drinks, inexpensive housing, smog and nigger free village. Fuck London.

>>719796808
And the water. Fuck that shitty water. Can't make a decent brew with that crap. My mates kettle was 2 years old and looked inside like it was fucking 50 years old.

>>719796466
Okay, Ive lived in London for awhile and its really not that great. The place its expensive, unless you're on 40k plus or live outside zone 3, you cant afford a nice place to live. The air is so polluted you get black shit in your nose from breathing it in and constantly have a cough. The tube is shit, disgusting, too hot in the summer and constantly on strike. Everything is "london prices" so at least 30% more expensive, its over populated and even if it was a nice day, there is nowhere to enjoy it because the few parks there are have 8 million people in them. Go to Stockholm, its exactly what London is not.

>>719791076
Who said "Britain shall not be slaves when it ceases to be masters"?

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>>719792090
Canadafag here

Your welcome to come anytime m8

>>719795589
The IRA were a political movement. They have all but gone and if Ireland was one whole country they would entirely disappear. Islam is a religion where there are millions of people whowilll take the holy book seriously. They will never stop until the west is destroyed.

>>719797424
I like Canada, but its far, far too Americanised.

>>719797188
40k is a shelf stackers salary. stop being poor you faggot

>>719797547
Try Québec. MuriKKKans can't even spell it properly.

>>719797466
There is Islam, and then there is Sharia law. Most UK Muslims can choose to not inflict that shit on society.

>>719791636
yup. For the average newcomer, a geordie and a somerset accent may as well be different languages.

I was born in lincolnshire and sound like a 60s BBC presenter, so fuck knows what happened there.

>>719797718
I thought you realised that we dont like the french?

>>719797188
Stockholm is expensive and shit $15 for a pint of beer hot women granted but its boring and cold! also London has more parks and green spaces per capita than any other city in the world. sounds like you don't know shit

>>719795620
fucking pikeys. Gypsy travelers with a slurring irish mumble of an accent who set up in a public field with all their caravans and lorries, then stay there for months on end.

When the authorities finally move them along (because of the drunken shitstorm that they inevitably wreak upon the surrounding area), they leave it looking like a bombsite.

Fucking hate pikeys.

>>719791636
Bristolian accents are fucking horrible and they all sound like they are the product of incest. Which to be fair they mostly are.

>>719791636
Yes definitely. I travel around the UK and a bit of europe for work, and I like to think I've picked up a very good ear for it. Although most Brits would probably tell you they've got a good ear for it.

>>719797963
Beer is expensive because of the regulation. But women buy their own drinks so it evens out. Weather is far more interesting and still gets nice summers, You're going to have to give me a source on that load of shit.