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don't be a slut ok

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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don't be a slut ok
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>>719784012
Said the pot to the kettle.
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>>719784063
I was reminding myself.
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>>719783456
staying up late with classwork is pretty lame, but i think it's the sort of thing that's gotta get done at some point
i think i'd like working nights, what do you do?
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>>719783968
Eating some laundry and doing lunch

Also slamming down energy drinks and running a shitty prison

>>719783986
Fucking tragic
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>>719783883
> "My family has been keeping our bloodline pure"

Oh. You're not Amazonian. You're just freakishly tall due to inbreeding.
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>>719784125
I did it to myself, really.
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>>719783986
Just the one.

You and Jeff also had a good exchange going on. Funny shit.
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>>719784125
>"running a shitty prison"

You're the prime minister of Australia? Since when?
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>>719784063
I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide!
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>>719784104
Well, don't. You're a staple form of entertainment 'round these parts.

>>719784118
I serve desperate shits alcohol and pretend to be interesting for eight to ten hours at a time.
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>>719784140

I'm from Michigan. We don't do that inbreeding shit up here.
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>>719784239
Oh ok. Yeah I'm not concerned about that picture it's clean and shit.

What were we talking about?

>>719784286
zingggggg
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>>719784337
I realize you've only been back for a few days but that's not, like, normal behavior.
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>>719783531
There are 53 images in that folder. You were never Rick with so few images.

>>719783687
Oh well fuck that. I'll order my women the old fashioned way.

>>719783699
Than 1,200 dollars over four years which is what was spent on fake dicks for a sad man's real ass? Yeah, I would certainly hope.

>>719783883
So which website are you then?

>>719783897
How about that he actually wants a terminal illness that doubles as a social stigma?

>>719783948
I know about coffee and making coffee drinks.

It goes with the job, man. The few times I go to bars every year I don't talk to the bartender. Gimme me the alcohol, take the money, and leave me alone.
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>>719784286
I was actually voted most likely to become Prime Minister in my graduating class
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>>719784339
Michigan is the only state where you're allowed to fuck you relatives.
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>>719784345
He was jealous of your new title of thread bicycle that you got dubbed last night.
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>>719784337
oh that must be real fun. i think being a bartender would be neat still since you'd learn a bunch of mixed drinks and know a good few even after you're done working as a bartender
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>>719784397
There's no such thing as normal behavior.
Not for you, not for anybody in these threads.
Only behavior.
You do you, and if that happens to include some risque photographs of you in a skirt strattling an assault rifle, then you make it happen.

>>719784416
You're the kind of customer I pray for on Saturday nights.
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>>719783883 (alleged amazon chick)
That's really not good enough.
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>>719784530
I knew my trade before I was a bartender, but that's part of sharing in vehement alcoholism. The one benefit I see in this job is the better I do, the less conscious my clientele becomes.
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>>719784521
jesus fucking christ

>>719784553
No, there is normal behavior. It's whatever is done with the greatest regularity, by definition.

That said, crossdressing and playing with guns isn't abnormal for me, but I usually don't post it in the threads.
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>>719784339
It sounds like you do.

>>719784439
I was voted "most likely to be a dictator" after finishing psych classes in college. I think it's because I was quiet and have angry eyebrows.

>>719784416
That's just describing the situation, doesn't explain it.
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>>719784590

I do beat men up from time to time... If you want me to beat you up during sex, I certainly will.
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>>719784700
You should make a habit of it.
Or a dropbox, y'know, whatever.

So how's the hangover?

Also; You were dubbed thread bicycle. I don't even have to be a regular here to recognize that.
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>>719784787
No you don't. Unless you're specifically targeting the infirm and disabled.
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>>719784732
I didn't think dictators do the whole quiet thing

Angry eyebrows, sure. Maybe more of an Evil Genius kinda thing.
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>>719784829
oh for fuck's sake

the hangover is complete, I woke up at noon

and what the fuck was the context of thread bicycle, anyway? I haven't posted pictures of myself in years prior to yesterday.
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>>719784887
Tell that to Adolf.
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>>719784787
Now we're talking. Even if you aren't what you say you are, I give you points for being creative with a fake persona.
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I was voted "Who?" in high school.

>>719784553
I try to talk to as few people as possible when I go out. They're doing their job, me talking to them makes their job harder since that's forcing them to put off other things they should be doing.

>>719784732
He feels like if he is Tom Hanks someone, anyone, would finally be able to love him.
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>>719784950

Want me to rip your balls off and eat them afterwards?
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>>719784917
You've slept with two people here, posted and shared numerous photographs, and are generally a slut.

>>719784951
In all honesty, it's part of a bartenders job to be an open ear. You're not inconveniencing us, as only a total simpleton wouldn't be able to maintain a conversation while pouring drinks, it's just an inconvenience if we don't want to deal with you on that particular night.

__

I was voted "Most likely to be homeless," in high school

Jokes on them, I WAS homeless.

....wait.
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>>719784929
He did a shitload of public speaking, that cancels out the quiet
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well that fucking escalated quickly

>>719785104
oh, right, katia and amal

I have shared that gun picture, and prior to that the last time I posted myself was literally 2012.
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>>719785082
Only if you promise to kill me afterwards.
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>>719785127
I misread that as "I think dictators do the whole quiet evil thing"

Disregard this, I suck cocks.

>>719785183
Maybe if you did it more, you'd desensitize everyone.
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>>719785104
I hate having to talk to people at work.
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>>719785237
it's not happening again. From now on when I get shitfaced I'm closing every tab that has clover leaves
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>>719785291
I thought you were an artist? Are you doing something else to, yknow, actually pay bills?

>>719785313
Well what fucking fun is that?
Does that me you and I aren't getting rekt tomorrow night?
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>>719785198

Only if you disappoint me will I do that.

Requesting dragons.
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>>719784887
They do if they're plotting. It's the calm before the angry, shouty storm.

They're not big bushy, mad scientist eyebrows. They just give the impression of an angry demeanour.
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>>719785401
I'd come with your favorite killing tool with that criteria.
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>>719785399
Yes, I work in a cafe.
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>>719784700
You should put on a repeat performance tonight.
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>>719785484
Share, you yellow, porous cock-sucker.
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>>719785399
Tomorrow night? Absolutely not. Got class in the morning.

>>719785528
Sorry but no.
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I did try to stop you, Subby.
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>>719785503

Then bring rope. I have a choking fetish.
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>>719785644
I appreciate it. It's fine, what's done is done.
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>>719785442
Not all evil geniuses are mad-scientist-eyebrows types
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>>719785183
You were thirsty last night. Veeeeery thirsty.
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>>719785688
Damn it. I literally just said last night asphix was something I wasn't into. Being rough and grabbing by the neck is fine, but I want to breathe.

>>719785705
What's SF is SF amirite?
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>>719785814
duly noted.

>>719785876
uh, sure
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>>719785505
Oh. So I guess you understand a portion of what my work entails. Customers can be a pain in the ass, but at least you don't have a seating arrangement where you're forced to interact with them, or so I would think.

>>719785557
Ugh, fine. Next Friday. No excuses. You, Me, Katia if he decides to be sociable, probably Fool. We're getting hammered.
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>>719785912
Wait, james kinda hates me. That'll be interesting.
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>>719784012
Shut up you're not my mom.
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>>719785794
I know.

>>719785814
I remember that picture being a milestone on my path to gayness.
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>>719785909
Cuz ur done, yanno?
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>>719784663
do you have to be certified to be a bartender where you are? you do in leafland
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