Sexy dragons... For a price.
>>719773605
you found the thing that'd get me to disavow him
>>719773597
wearing stuff under the covers is too uncomfy
>>719773605
well it's not shit, it's skin
if the ass isn't clean, then it's shit, so doing stuff with ass unless it's clean is a no no
>>719773899
>wearing stuff under the covers is too uncomfy
I don't see how.
>>719773703
I usually have underwear on though.
>>719773884
GOOD
>>719773899
You cant get an ass 100% clean.
I take it that this is g/fur?
>>719774050
You can certainly get it to the point where you can't perceive fecal matter, either in taste or visible on your dick.
sleeping naked is weird and for weirdos
>>719774165
My tastebuds are highly tuned.
>>719774324
dude you don't have to do it I am not trying to sell you on the concept here
>>719773939
it's probably just me but i just find that anything other than underwear under the covers is too hot and pajamas are much more hot and feel weird on my skin
>>719774050
you can clean it to where there's pretty much no hint of shit in any sense
>>719774368
Well I dont want people to like things I dont like.
>>719774518
duly noted
>>719774373
my skin feels weird without clothes so
>>719774373
What if he farts in your face and you get a nice shart on your tongue?
Eating ass is great.
>>719774718
agreed
that is times three, not the x3 face
fuck
>>719774718
>>719774783
>>719774825
No
NO dtgfhjsdrahzesuwjaDASFDZRg
>>719774591
eh, different people with different preferences, right?
>>719774639
they would have to have an enema before i do anything with them, so that wouldn't be a problem after preparation
>>719774718
>>719774718
>>719774718
>>719774718
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>>719774862
It's too late. I saw it as the cat face.
>>719774974
Ive never had an enema so I have no proof it works.
>>719775208
i have and it does
>>719775225
Five minutes after said enema your guts will push shit making the cleaning useless.
What am I doing with my life. I'm eating poptarts looking at a thread full of gay furry porn talking with a bunch of lonely people who hate being alive.
Why.
>>719775681
It's called fasting. Avoid eating a ton prior to when you want to have extended buttsex.
>>719775681
that's definitely not been a problem or noticeably happening all the times an enema was involved in my experience
>>719775783
Stop eating poptarts and the rest will stop.
Birds of a feather flock together.
More like birds of a feather fuck each other
>>719775861
You shit regardless of eating. The toxins in your blood are going somewhere.
>>719775896
Maybe you're just okay with an icky, yukky, poopy flavoring?
A less than inspired statement.
>>719776067
there's no flavouring of that kind in the first place if you've done the cleaning
Im the strangebird.
>>719776147
The cleaning doesnt work since your guts are just going to push shit particles back to the clean spots moments later.
>>719776270
normally people don't eat before anal sex to avoid that problem
you've brought us right back to the beginning so i'm just gonna stop since you can't understand
>>719776270
are you actually this stupid?
>>719776067
Your intestines don't filter your blood, your kidney's and liver do. If you don't eat, you won't shit.
Also your digestive system works slower than you think, it takes 24 hours roughly for food that you put in your mouth to end up as poo. Though that varies from person to person.
Basically if you clean properly you shouldn't have a problem for at least a few hours. Unless you ate something that was wreaking havoc on your digestive system.
Regardless, im not eating ass. Stop trying to make me.
the stupid thing is nobody cares if you eat ass or not, we're just trying to make you less fucking wrong
>>719774101
i would love to devour that
>>719776721
>>719776794
I like to look at it like we're trying to make him less gross.
Im not wrong. Accept it.
i'm going to vomit all over your face nibi
If I was wrong id have to eat ass and I refuse.
>>719776891
Weren't you leaving and never coming back?
Have someone eat yours instead.
>>719776953
Go be AIDSey somewhere else. You walking zombie.
jesus fucking christ nibi
>>719777039
He's over that now. And being gay, apparently.
>>719777039
I found a job, kicked being a faggot, threw away all furry stuff aside from a bad dragon sticker for keks n shit.
>>719777209
you know, I would've taken those things if you really didn't need em anymore
>>719777182
Right, cause that's possible.
>>719777209
A job, maybe. I don't think you're not a faggot anymore.
lamo
>>719777117
Make me, ya fuckin arctic tarzan
Mornin sunshines
>implying he didn't actually just put them somewhere else to get into later
>>719777357
That's what I told him.
>>719777093
Cant touch people. Fate says otherwise.
>>719777381
>Make me, ya fuckin arctic tarzan
maybe the best insult I've heard all day
>>719777438
hey cutie
>>719777347
They just serve as a reminder that you're never going to meet anyone. I wouldn't want to give anyone else such a burden.
>>719777357
I told my brother I was gay like a year ago, he even said "I know you aren't gay, you're full of shit"
>>719775915
can confirm
i was a neet loser until i stopped eating poptarts
now im just a loser
>>719777469
He may or may not actually be stupid.
>>719777500
Oh, right.
>>719777564
yeah I don't think I ascribe ideological significance to sex toys but they ARE expensive.
>>719777517
Howsitgarn
>>719777669
I'm trying to practice waveland off dair fastfall ledgecancel shine on battlefield (aka "the relno") but it's really fucking hard
>>719777664
I did the math, about $1200.
>>719777606
In denial at the very least.
>>719777564
Do you have sex with men? Are you sexually attracted to men and not women? Do you enjoy putting things into your asshole?
>>719777802
Probably.
>>719777766
That sounds like a thing
>>719777797
I'm actually glaring at my screen. What the fuck dude.
>>719777848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu4--TTJA64
this video changed my life
>>719777381
Why dont you come and try and give me your gay viruses. Ill just have you catch some .44s and slugs.
>$1200
what the fuck
>>719777964
My dick will be in your warm nethers before you can even pull back the hammer.
>>719778040
This is why you carry a glock with one in the chamber. Every second not spent shooting is a second spent getting raped.
>>719777614
People chose this for me and fate was happy to obliged.
>>719777964
You'd be doing me a favour
Ya'll motherfuckers is violent.
>>719778040
Go get attention somewhere else, cody you pathetic obnoxious shit.
Needing sex toys because you're lonely. Why dont you get a fuckin hobby.
>>719777945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR7wOGyAzpw
this video changed my life
Damn, nothing like gfur after a nice sweaty workout.
>>719778140
Ah well. Not like you're missing much anyway.
>>719778190
One of these other gays will probably eat your necrotic rotting butthole and say its clean cus dead guys cant poop.
This video changed my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQs4IcWykE8
>>719778461
Can I smell you
>>719778548
No, I missed a lot and now im weaker because of it. Gotta compensate.
>>719778686
I'm confused what you're talking about now.
>>719778653
Maybe if you start at my balls
>>719778594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBvbNs7WSII
>>719778567
Your mind is dirtier than any butthole nibi
this video changed my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g0aK-JK99Y&t=2s
>>719778826
But you're supposed to save the best part for last
>>719778343
Why are you mad at me? What did I do?
>>719779087
Fine, I guess you could start with just my briefs first.
>>719778784
I AM IMMENSELY WEAKER NOW AND GOTTA COMPENSATE.
>>719778928
At least I dont act out on it.
Too much salt. Renal failure imminent.
>>719779286
FOR WHAT
>>719779372
do you act out on anything?
When you think about it, Nibi is basically Gollum from Lord of the Rings.
>>719779555
>>719779555
What is his precious then?
>>719779678
Virginity
>>719779409
>>719779743
>>719779609
I remember you being a complete retard so don't get too ahead of yourself.
>>719779678
Virginity. He sits alone obsessing about it, clinging on to it. It's the only thing he has in his life yet it's still the source of all his misery. He just needs to buy a purity ring to make the analogy more complete.
>>719779743
Okay, I had a bit of a giggle
>>719779876
What did I do?
>>719779985
Apparently acted like a fucking retard.
>>719779806
Oh my god.
>>719779985
I already said. Good job justifying my perception.
>>719780263
No god, only me.
>>719779555
Gollum had more sex appeal.
>>719780144
I can say that you acted like you have downs syndrome, what's wrong with asking "Why do you think that?"
The sperg response is "Because I said it's so"
>>719779876
>Virginity. He sits alone obsessing about it, clinging on to it. It's the only thing he has in his life yet it's still the source of all his misery. He just needs to buy a purity ring to make the analogy more complete.
goddamn nigga 10/10 post
>>719780483
stop please he is already down
Interesting thread today
Anyone notice people are freaking out. I head suicide hotline calls have Tripled.
>>719780483
Better conversationalist too.
>>719780672
Yeah they're all calls from Nibi.
>the relno into perfect ledgedash into moonwalk cancelled into boostrun cancalled into moonwalk
sometimes I make myself hard
>>719780672
WAHHHH TRUMP IS PRESIDENT HELP
>>719780519
He thinks that because you showed that there is absolutely no common sense in that little head of yours.
You were going to get evicted and figured it would be better to join the army than get a job. You decided you were leaving forever and yet you're still here. You spent hundreds of dollars on expensive sex toys that you threw out in the misguided belief that you can just not be gay.
Those are just what I remember.
>>719780672
I forgot the r in there.
Stupid phone and fox.
Haven't been the same since updates.
>>719780787
That what I've heard. I though everyone was fleeing. Poor Canada, dealing with more problems than their own.
>>719780838
I considered joining the army because no one was hiring, I threw out the dongs because why the fuck do I need a ton of dragon dicks for, being gay is a choice.
>>719781022
>I threw out the dongs because why the fuck do I need a ton of dragon dicks for
THEY WERE WORTH MONEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>719781018
when the liberals finish destroying canada we can annex it and genocide the leaves it'll be dope
>>719780672
Supposedly when he won back in November, a trans suicide hotline went bonkers and had a bunch of suicides.
They blamed it on him, of course.
>>719780838
You see, I wasn't even aware of that stuff. That's not so much more nails in the coffin and more the coffin has had several feet of concrete poured on top.
>>719780752
Go be salty somewhere else, cody.
i don't want to deal with liberal americans as well, there's already enough liberals here as there is
Is Bryz posting as Warden now or something?
>>719780787
>WAHHHH TRUMP IS PRESIDENT HELP
How insane do you have to be?
How utterly out of your mind do you have to be to actually consider suicide because of Trump?
I mean they are more convinced that Trump is literally worse than Adolf "Super Aryan Mega Satan" Hitler than I would be of my death if I were shot through the heart.
>>719781113
Wrong person, Gollum.
>>719781156
>>719781089
My dad is a millionaire so what. Living around money makes money lose it's worth.
>>719781156
oh man that's a flashback
>>719781219
Leftism is a mental illness.
>>719781113
That wasn't even me
>>719781249
Might as well be the same person.
>>719780533
That would require me to care.
>>719781022
>being gay is a choice
Nah, nigga. That's retarded.
>I considered joining the army because no one was hiring
Are you sure? Are you sure it wasn't that you applied to, like, one place and didn't get hired?
>I threw out the dongs because why the fuck do I need a ton of dragon dicks for
Ostensibly to shove up your ass, which is what you bought them for.
>>719781402
I mean at some point it's just unsporting.
>>719781379
You would be simple enough to believe that.
>>719781304
>Leftism is a mental illness.
It sure is starting to look like it.
>>719781300
That would explain why you're so bad with money and make idiotic decisions.
>>719781516
You are simple enough to warrant the belief.
Warden's dad is actually Donald Trump.
he's the furry degenerate they don't put in campaign ads
SF, please. He has revoked his furrydom. Were you not even reading? It's official.
Well yeah, just now. He wants a spot in the administration, that's why.
He made so many bad decisions in such a short amount of time that he has an entry in The Guinness Book of Fucking Retards.
A thread full of dog dicks and political musings.
sounds about right.
>>719781508
At this point, I'm perfectly fine with ignoring him and letting him do his thing. I'm not in the mood.
>>719776811
I'd love to stuff that deep in my vagina.
>>719782062
fucking kek
>>719782149
anuses are not vaginas, and neither are inverted, mutilated testicles
He did it to attain ascendance. Being human is a choice.
My dumbest decision was probably choosing to post in here several years ago
You're doing pretty damn well if that's the case, Nef.
>>719782237
in most ways posting here has actually made my life better
>>719782219
Clearly it's a descent down the evolutionary ladder.
>>719782331
This place has consumed way too much of my time
>>719782353
Well of course, you get to interact with me. You are lucky
>>719781508
There are no refs in this game.
>>719781661
> implying you know me
Good job, Gollum.
>>719782062
What was with the AIDS obsession too?
>>719782213
I'm a woman.
>>719782476
True, but mostly it got me over some of my insecurities, at least to the point of relative social functionality. I would also probably never have lost weight if I hadn't come here.
>>719782589
tits or gtfo, idiot
>>719781595
My dad won't give a cent to me unless I really need it.
>>719782589
Ew, why? Get better chromosomes.
>>719782427
If he makes it to amoeba, it could actually be dangerous to someone.
>>719782476
I don't regret any time I've spent here.
>>719782068
Ye
>>719782589
pics or it didnt happen
>>719782675
At least I'm also 7'1"...
>I'm a woman
>7'1
ok no we call this "roleplayer" not "woman"
>>719782542
I don't even know what that means. Was he obsessed with AIDS?
>>719782658
Probably because you piss it all away on expensive garbage instead of actually like, you know, use it to better your position in life or something.
>>719782706
He already is. He can get a driver's license and a car or even a gun.
>>719782623
I need to lose some weight. Being cripple has left me lazy
>>719782589
Me too
>>719782706
You are stronger than I