Why? Just WHY??

eyy shitposting loli how the fuck are ya

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Because they are cuckolds, lead by their cuck God Louis C.K.

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>>719776550
I'm doing well. Fighting fedora fuckers as usual.

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Why????

>>719776687
you're my hero tbh, autograph my dick?

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>>719776860
When you define atheism.

>>719776684
Did Louie really say this?

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The definition:
The doctrine or belief that there is no God.

>>719777138
aw man

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>>719777188
... And white Bois serve the superior Nubian race

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>>719777188
That just sounds silly. How created everything when there is no higher power?

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>>719777488
Dey don't know, all dey know is the BBC is a place for a gud atheiboi

>>719777488
and then who created them and so on

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>>719776504
You fucking happy now?

>>719778070
this guy did it, now can you autograph my dick op

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>>719777762
God doesn't need to be created, he was always there.

>>719778070
So the definition of atheism is being a retard and believing that nothing gave birth to nothing and exploded into monkeys?

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>>719778070
>>719778161
>White Bois

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>>719776504

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>>719778280
Yeah, dez white bois are dis dumb

>>719778294
kek
i'm half black

>>719778280

kek babby's first philosophy class

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>>719778280

>>719778280
Hahaha

so much nope
hahaha

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>>719778490
U is a nasty half-breed, bow before the BBC atheicuck

>>719778490
How long is your schlong?

Atheism is idiocy, Organized Religion is idiocy, The only logical belief is that it is possible for there to be a higher power as we have no proof of otherwise, But there is also no proof that any Deity put forward by current religions could be said Higher power, And of course it is also possible there is no Deity, But again I say, We have no proof of anything. The bible could've been written by a crazy hermit making his own story and people read it and were gullible enough to believe it was real, And it's also just as possible that some higher being created the Universe, As scientists are baffled as to how it was.

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What's a better answer?
Admitting that we don't really know about our origins, or claiming that a magic man in the sky did it?

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>>719778542
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>>719778824
>12 years olds BTFO
>UR RETARDID :(((

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>>719778872
>He says while posting a roaste

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>>719776504

pretty sure there is a good definition for atheism on wikipedia but there might be facts there too intellectual for you.

>>719778765
last i measured 6.1 inches, no dick rate thread

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>>719778884

>>719778884
OP detected

or maybe just a queer

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>>719778872
We know about our origin. It is written down in all Holy books.

>>719778542
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>>719778639
>no arguments

>>719778795
Praying helps you.

>>719779018
The definition doesn't make any sense. How can you believe in NOTHING?

>>719779156
is this loli in any of the books?

You could've made a decent thread op
instead we have this
:/

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>>719779156

thanks for playing, told you they were too intellectual for you. Go to bed, son.

>>719779156
Atheism is to believe there is no Higher power, Any who say otherwise are retarded or believe in a different religion without realizing they claim to follow the wrong one. Although again, Atheism is idiocy, And again, "Holy Books" Cane easily be faked as there is no proof as to who wrote them originally.

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>>719779156

OP do you have nothing else to do but post this same thread every single day? Maybe you are just a struggling theist so you seek to ground yourself by making atheists "look stupid". You post a thread saying "Why can't atheists ever define atheism?" As in you are referring to multiple events where atheists are too stupefied to give a definition.

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>>719779156
>no arguments

I don't respect your position enough to give you the time of day. Here's a pic of what I think of you though.

2/10 for making me respond.

>>719778824
>it is possible for there to be a higher power as we have no proof of otherwise

Yes but atheism is the logical conclusion in this case as you don't base beliefs off of nothing. If I put a box in front of you and asked you "Is there a plate of spaghetti in there?" Would you believe there is? No, you wouldn't.

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>>719779246
She is a symbol of how pure and good religion is.

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>>719779406
>still no arguments
>intellectual

>>719779319
There is proof that they are real. They predicted the future.

>>719778280
"God doesn't need to be created, he was always there."

An atheist then responds "The universe doesn't need to be created, it was always there." And then you call them the dumb ones.

>>719779533
I would believe that there is equal chance as there could or could not be spaghetti in that box, Because I do not know, You could be a crazy pasta loving maniac who likes to put plates of pasta in boxes and ask people if there is or is not pasta in said boxes, And you could also be someone asking if there is a random thing in your box that is not.

>>719779638
OP confirmed to be an atheist that is satirically trolling religion. 100%

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>>719779638

>>719779156
Please tell us our origins?
I'd love to hear this.

>>719779638
Have a million monkeys capable of typing out coherent sentences and put them in front of typewriters, Eventually, One of them will write something that will "predict" the future.

Which one? (shortened list)
Aphrodite, Apollo, Apsu, Ares, Artemis, Asclepius, Athena, Athirat, Athtart, Atlas, Baal, Ba Xian, Bacchus, Balder, Bast, Bellona, Bergelmir, Bes, Bixia Yuanjin, Bragi, Brahma, Brigit, Camaxtli, Ceres, Ceridwen, Cernunnos, Chac, Chalchiuhtlicue, Chang Hsi See Heng-O, Charun, Chemosh, Cheng-huang, Cybele, Dagon, Damkina (Dumkina), Davlin, Dawn, Demeter, Diana, Di Cang Dionysus, Ea, El, Enki, Enlil, Eos, Epona, Ereskigal, Farbauti, Fenrir, Forseti, Fortuna, Freya, Freyr, Frigg, Gaia, Ganesha, Ganga, Garuda, Gauri, Geb, Geong Si, Guanyin, Hades, Hanuman, Hathor, Hecate (Hekate), Helios, Heng-o (Chang-o or Chang Hsi), Hephaestus, Hera, Hermes, Hestia, Hod, Hoderi, Hoori, Horus, Hotei, Huitzilopochtli, Hsi-Wang-Mu, Hygeia, Inanna, Inti, Iris, Ishtar, Isis, Ixtabm, Izanaki, Izanami, Janus, Jesus, Juno, Jupiter, Juturna, Kagutsuchi, Kartikeya, Khepri, Ki, Kingu, Kinich Ahau, Kishar, Krishna, Kuan-yin, Kukulcan, Kvasir, Lakshmi, Leto, Liza, Loki, Lugh, Luna, Magna Mater, Maia, Marduk, Mars, Mazu, Medb, Mercury, Mimir, Min, Minerva, Mithras, Morrigan, Mot, Mummu, Muses, Nammu, Nanna (Norse), Nanse, Neith, Nemesis, Nephthys, Neptune, Nergal, Ninazu, Ninhurzag, Nintu, Ninurta, Njord, Nugua, Nut, Odin, Ohkuninushi, Ohyamatsumi, Orgelmir, Osiris, Ostara, Pan, Parvati, Phaethon, Phoebe, Phoebus Apollo, Pilumnus, Poseidon, Quetzalcoatl, Rama, Re, Rhea, Sabazius, Sarapis, Sarasvati, Selene, Shiva, Seshat, Seti (Set), Shamash, Shapsu, Shen Yi, Shiva, Shu, Si-Wang-Mu, Sin, Sirona, Sol, Surya, Susanoh, Tawaret, Tefnut, Tezcatlipoca, Thanatos, Thor, Thoth, Tiamat, Tianhou, Tlaloc, Tonatiuh, Toyo-Uke-Bime, Tyche, Tyr, Utu, Ullr, Uzume, Vediovi, Venus, Vesta, Vishnu, Volturnus, Vulcan, Xipe, Xi Wang-mu, Xochipilli, Xochiquetzal, Yam, Yarikh, Yhwh, Ymir, Yu-huang, Yum Kimil, or Zeus?
And you believe your God is the one true?

>>719779724
So you just base your beliefs off of nothing? What you said about proof about whether there being or not being a God is correct but surely you realize that the one making a claim about something existing has the burden of proof. I would hope you realize that... See, people mistake the "agnostic" as the middle guy, the one who doesn't choose to believe or not to believe. Want to know the truth? Every single "agnostic" that doesn't claim to be a theist or atheist is 100% an atheist. If you don't have a belief in God, that makes you an atheist.

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>>719779669
Atheists believe in the Big Bang Theory which explains that there was nothing that got very hot and exploded.

>>719779786
Why is this important?

>>719779900
Everything the Qur'an predicted happened! Everything! The Qur'an predicted the Cold war, the fall of Islam in World War I and the final victory for muslims!

>>719779936
The one and only one.

>>719776504
Why does OP always start these threads with a question based a on a false premise?

>>719779936
Exactly. The fact multiple religion contradicts each other should be the first sign that it is illogical to be involved in it at all.

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I mean, if you're gonna believe bullshit, may as well go all out.....

>>719780045
Ok? That's just as believable as the claim you made about "God just exists".

It is so simple to defeat the cosmological argument. You can't just assume things but then tell atheists that they can't assume things.

>>719779936
99% of these religion died.
This proofs that these religions were wrong.
Only the monotheist religion survives.

There is only one God.

QED

>>719779959
Atheism is to believe there is no higher power, period. Agnostics do not believe or not believe there is a higher power, They believe it is equally possible there could be either, And so we come to the simple conclusion that to believe either is foolish without further proof, and so we wait for said proof.

>>719776504

What's your story? "Why can't atheists define atheism?" What does that even MEAN? You come off like a screamingly insecure dork. No one CARES about religion! There was no campaign against it, it just kind of fell out of public favor once telescopes were developed that showed that we aren't at the center of the Universe, far from it. We're off in the sticks. That, and radio. Finally there was another voice besides the patriarch of the family and the village priest/witch doctor. Negro music on the radio.

What would possess someone to post your dumb thread over and over again?

>>719780191
Yet Islam, Judaism, and Christianity contradict each other on multiple different levels. Don't forget Hinduism is still a thing, anon.

>>719780045
And how many dusty old fictional books predicted things that could happen in the future? How many humans capable of writing said books, that if wrote enough, could predict every possiblity we know is possible.

>>719776504
Why can't the weed smoking forgetful assholes on /b remember this shitty bait thread gets started 4-5 time a fucking day?

Oh yeah... 420 blaze it... bunch of slack assed faggots.

>>719780191
Implying that the current state of religion is how it will be forever.....
but humans are fickle and get bored, I give Jesus a few hundred more years, tops.

>>719780200
No, atheist's don't believe in a god. You are confusing the definition anon. You need to understand the difference between a lack of belief and a belief in something that is not.

>>719780457
bored and arguing for the sake of arguing

>>719780200
Also, https://www.atheists.org/activism/resources/what-is-atheism

and to OP >>719776504
This is the definition of atheism to most atheists. Some atheists are considered anti-theists which are the ones that BELIEVE no god exists.

>>719780477
Atheism is, in the broadest sense, the absence of belief in the existence of deities.[1][2][3][4] Less broadly, atheism is the rejection of belief that any deities exist.[5][6] In an even narrower sense, atheism is specifically the position that there are no deities.[1][2][7][8] Atheism is contrasted with theism,[9][10] which, in its most general form, is the belief that at least one deity exists.[10][11][12]

>>719776684
I demand the sauce for this quote.

>>719780191
This. All false religion died out. Only Islam, Judaism, Christianity, etc. are right, because their God protected them from extinction. Atheists don't believe in morals or God and are therefore more likely to die out.

>>719778706
Fuck off

>>719780629
What is your point? Most atheists lack a belief in God. Your definition even just said that "atheism is specifically the position that there are no deities" which I said is the anti-theist position within atheism. If one chooses to call oneself an atheist, however, they are choosing to tell you they lack a belief in God. Why is this so hard to understand, anon?

>>719776504
I've been asking you that for years, but you keep posting this shit with no explanation.

>Sage your replies.
>Hide the thread.
>Don't feed the troll.