EDC

>>719752137
why do you carry a bullet casing lmao

>>719752210
this guy is REALLY cool

>>719751864
Are you a nigger?

>>719752275
i think it's kinda cool

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>>719752306

>>719752210
my grandfather was in the coast guard during WWII. it was fired at his funeral. i picked it up and i've kept it with me since then.

>>719752893
nice ass

>>719751864
Do you drive a rotary?

>>719752893
post that pic on phone

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>>719751864
GODDAMN PEPSIFAG. NOW YOURE FUCKING AROUND IN OTHER BOARDS?!
>rate mine fags

Moped much?

>>719753543
I was just about to ask the same exact thing

>>719752210
you can open bottles with it

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>>719753782
Yee 8/10

It's 11am on a Saturday, nothin is goin down on /out/

Why do all you homos carry so many weapons? Are you scared of something?
Jesus, if I lived in a place that required me to carry defensive weapons I'd probably move. But then I'm not a trumpnigger.

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>>719753543
>>719753873
Would need apex seals and lots of tools in the EDC as well

>>719754004
I carry a gun every day because I'm an edgy faggot.

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>>719753976
Start up a shit-posting thread & see how many shillers & gearfags fall for it. Something purely autsitic like about tactical forks within a budget of $300.

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>>719754280
I gotta go see what's on Etsy

>>719754458
Also its a beautiful saturday morning. Shouldn't you be /out/?
>inb4 me being out i just got off work gonna sleep & then go /out/

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>>719754706
If I woke up earlier I would've gone fishin but I went last night. I'm goin to that Race of Champions today so I'm just chillin until I head over there.

>>719754837
> tobacco pipe
That's a joke, right?

>>719751864

i see you like the Pilot G-2 pens also. do you use 0.7 or 1.0?

>>719752491
>wides
>newps
pick one

>>719755030
No. totally cereal.

I think I have a good idea for an /out/ thread

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>>719755171
I prefer the Wides but they are hard to find so if the lady at Walgreens forgets to order them or I need cigs at work, I get Newports

>>719755160
.7 nigga. This aint no Sharpie

NEED A PIC WITH A GUN & TIMESTAMP ASAP, ITS FOR GREAT LULZ

how big are your fucking pockets

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>>719755188
Confirmed

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>>719755632
With a bb gun 4u

>>719752137
Nice! How would you recommend going about buying a camera?

>>719756129
Acquire money, approach a store or vendor that sells cameras. Attempt to exchange the correct amount of funds for the camera model you desire.

You're welcome

>>719756129
>Go to store
>hand over cash
>take camera
>go home

>>719756129
>Nikon D200
>"Nice"

Pick one.

Question for knife edcs, If youre searched or it tips an alarm off, are you subject to criminal offense? is it legal to carry knives with blades on or under 4 inches?

or carrying knives in general is comepltey lega?

>>719756419
What if France suddenly invades? It is legal.

>>719756419
It depends on your state. Look up knife laws for your state.

Another perspective: I work in law enforcement. If I ask you if you have anything on you and you lie or "forget" you have a knife (even if you legit forgot) I'm gonna fuck your shit up.

how do you fuckers carry so much shit? The obvious answer is many pockets but what's the point of carrying a stapler, a meat grinder, plumber's snake, and a granola bar. It's just overkill.
I carry a cell phone, a wallet, some keys, a knife, and a flashlight. what the fuck yall

>>719756711
so its completely okay?

or does it only apply to foldables? as I have a switch blade and a push dagger.

so its basically only 'frowned upon' instead of illegal, correct?

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>>719756419

Kek, where are you from, cuckistan?

>>719752491
Cheap ass 18v

>>719756919
Only if they have submitted to the search.
Pig

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>>719756939
Cargo pants

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>>719752512
fair play mate

>>719757042
G19 master race reporting in

>>719757042
>cuckmenistan
>presents pistol like a cuck
Shoot yourself, cuck.

>>719757178
People have a strange idea about this. "Only if they have submitted to the search"

It doesn't work that way broski. If I've decided I have probable cause or reason to search you "for my officer safety" then your ass is going to be searched whether you like it or not.

If you fight, then you're now resisting and immediately 100x more suspicious (and now we have 100x more reasons to search/arrest you).

You don't have to like it but your little "police the police" clubs don't know jack shit about the actual law and how it works. Just because something hurts your fee fee's doesn't mean we can't do it.

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>>719756919
>i work in law enforcement
How do you enforce the law if you don't even know the law?
Also, i keep a nice cold beer in my fridge. Everytime i hear that a cop got killed on the news i crack it open an enjoy the fuck out of it.
Faggot.

>>719757495
Explain the law then if I'm wrong, oh neckbeard keyboard warrior.

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I hate shit in my pockets. Cell phone is almost too much. Who the fuck carries all this shit irl. All these knives makes me feel that this a now a Latino thread

question to copfags

I'd probably be a pig too after my course in criminology, do we get to carry any personal weapons we want? or is there a limit? like is it possible to turn down the issued Glock and buy a Sig instead? I also want to carry an adamas push knife too as last resort

>>719757443
Bla bla tldr
Pray, do tell, what would be the first right you 'read' me during my arrest?
Go back to school you brown shirt ponce.
Answer the fucking question.

>>719757687

100% depends on your department, dumbass

>>719757687
>>719757747
yeah, depends where you work

>>719757711
Yeah yeah, you have the right to remain silent. If I have ANY other reason to believe you have a weapon on you, due to perceived agitation, odd behavior, or suspicious circumstances I can search you for my officer safety regardless of your "consent". You can remain silent the entire time I search you, makes it easier for me.

>>719757443
I cant wait for the day you try that shit with me bitch.
Just passed my states BAR exam.
When you ask for my ID i'll hand you my wallet & tell you it's right beneath my Criminal Defence business card. I guarantee your ass won't be able to work anything more than mall security when i'm done with you faggot

>>719757747
>>719757991
Apologies friends, here in the philippines we dont necessarily have 'departments' we only have national police

>>719752893
You have a K31 to go with that bayonet?

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>>719757615
It was a joke on your lack of intelligence dumbass

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>>719758170
Immediately recognized it as well.

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>>719758146
>>719758254
>b...but officer I don't c... consent to any s... searches !

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>>719758404
(You)

>>719758146
Good luck with that friendo. Why the fuck would I care if you are a lawyer or if your ID is "under your criminal defense" business card? (btw, you spelled "defense" wrong, you're gonna make a great lawyer)

I'm not saying we fuck everyone's shit up for no reason. I'm saying if we have reason to believe you have a weapon on you then your ass is getting searched... and if you lied, or "forgot" about the weapon your ass is grass.

So basically don't be a dickhead, be honest, and you won't have any trouble. Hilarious how people defend criminal behavior.

>>719752562
Did you buy that knife in Thailand?

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Cargo shorts.
All day every day.

>>719757443
This is true.

They just don't get it because they are a bunch of turboNEETs who never leave their basement. It's one thing to get your house searched, or even your car. But it doesn't take much to get your pockets searched. Most of the time it's just a case of being at the wrong place at the wrong time.

>>719757657
I hate that they keep making cell phones larger and larger. I kept my iPhone 5s for the longest time just because I didn't want to upgrade to the larger 6. I finally broke that and now I carry around a 6s and 7, both in Otterboxes. Shit sucks.

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>>719758983

>>719758889
Jew

About knife carries, do you people carry $5-$50 knives low end (Smith and Wesson, CRKT)? or $100-$400 (benchmade-reeves)

Is the difference really alot? or a knife is a knife? I plan on collecting but all I have are the cheaper ones, and the only knife I have with value (which isnt much) is a pazoda

>>719755967
What is that called and where can i but it.

>>719759242
Fag

>>719759255
I used to carry more expensive knifes, but ot pissed when they got lost/broken.

I now carry an Opinel 8.

$15. carbon blade, keeps an edge for forever.
I fucking love it

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>>719759255
There is so much nice stuff for $30-$50, that's about the range I like for shit I carry around. For $75-$120, you can get some of the "Super Steel" shit which should stay sharp forever and if you aren't afraid of losing it, they are great if you actually use them. But most people who spend $100+ on knives rarely even use them and are pretty much just collectors.

Once you start spending $100+, it becomes diminishing returns. You are just paying for the name or handmade bullshit. I think CRKTs and Kershaws are great EDC knives because there is tons of stuff around $30-$40 and they use decent steel. Closer to $100 and you can get Ontarios, Esees, Ka-Bars, Spydercos, and then Benchmades for a little more and they are great knives but if you don't actually use them, you are a pussy.

>>719753976
>>719754140
>>719751864
>>719752491
>>719752562
>>719755471
This thread is full of niggers, sage and report

>>719758603
Not the same poster but what state do you work?
Here in cali when a defendant shows up with a lawyer in court the cop gets absolutely rekt. 95% of the time the ticket gets thrown out. I work as a court translator so i see this shit all the time.

>>719759255
i carry a spyderco persistence which cost me £30, before i carried higher end spyderco knives (a PM2 or manix most of the time) but kept losing them so i started carrying the persistence and for some reason haven't lost it yet

>>719759607
but how do you spot a clone though? lots of knives sold in ali, ebay and lazada all seems to be a knock off

why do so many people smoke newport

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does this count?

>>719760015
totally legit

>>719759938
its the same autist fag posting

>>719759844
Literally every knife sold in ali is fake.

>>719759938
>2017
>not smoking 'ports
Its a samefag

>>719760015
Missing chastity cage

>>719760224
never been into that tbh.

>>719760015
>wears crotchless along with full crotch panties
I belive you anon

>>719760264
holy shit wished i owned that collection

>>719760264
>no fleshlight
Kys yourself

>>719760365
different situations call for different apparel.

>>719760581
>mah nigga
I loved these things as a kid

>>719756035
A bb gun? Really, nigger?

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Simple man here

only legit EDC here

>>719758889
KEK Menorah

>>719756939
They carry it in their rectum.
This is a secret fetishist thread.

Either that, or they are all a bunch of lying, pathetic faggots that want to look cool in front of anonymous other-fags.

>>719751864
what's with the mini stapler?

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>>719761745
i use a belly band

>>719753782
"I carry four guns every day, honest"

Fucking faggot.

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>>719761985
shit photo

>>719761985
Is that your black belly band on the black background in the blackly lit, black-painted room.

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>>719757443
hope you get shot

>>719762076
You do realize what greentext is for right?

>>719762149
Hotblack Desiato, is that you.
Turn light on dude, or shine a torch, or go outside, or set fire to your house, or use a photo editor to increase light levels by 1000%.

& a Black 6s took the pic

>>719752512
Ooorah. Wish I thought of that when mine passed.

>>719762299
You do realise that you are a faggot, that you sound like a faggot, and that you post like a faggot.

>>719762399
I don't think you can keep a sample of zyklon B safely.

>>719762076
> the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Faggot. You would need some Jaycos to carry all that shit. I'm no >>>/fa/ but last i checked jaycos were out of fashion by at least 15 years

>>719762404
A lot of talk about faggots.
Something on the mind? :^)

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>>719761894
You don't carry a mini stapler?

>>719762524
>>719758400
samefag

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>>719762496

>>719762586
doesn't look like you carry one femanon

>>719762586
Hipster.
I don't think you need insect repellent in San Francisco.

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>>719762624
Bundle of wood

>>719762529
Like what?

>>719762804
Nice try photoshopping. Fooling no one.

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>>719762892
>foto shoop
>from a fone screencap
Wat?

Are these threads for homeless people? Or is it like, hiking/camping? Theres no reason to carry more than 2 protein bars and several knives every day

>>719763091
Anyone can put it on a phone background template.
You aren't impressing anyone, kike.

>>719762804
>browser settings
>inspect element

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>>719762804

>>719762586
Never had the need. Thanks to me ripping shit up all the time, I got handy with nettle and thread. Also duct tape. Both from living with a military family and serving myself.

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>>719763319
>implying i would go thru the trouble just to impress a random anon on 4chins
Pic related. Its (You)

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what do you guys think?

>>719763581
you would faggot

>>719763644
hillary clinton supporter starter pack

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mine

>>719763730
what do you mean?

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>>719763495
Sorry i dont understand virgin-ese

>>719753782
Is that the 154cm steel covert?

>>719763305
I carry 85 protein bars, 7 pistols and 12 rifles, five hand grenades, six torches, 3 laser lights, a dog lead, 120 feet of climbing rope, a satellite telephone in a silver briefcase, a Kevlar vest, a 412 piece oil rig repair toolkit, a butt plug sanitised machine - battery power, a 3 litre bottle of citrus based cleaning fluid for the machine, a full set of performance grade drums and cymbals, a set of ferrari keys with a 2 foot long solid 24 carat gold bust of Gregor Olviotch as a keyring, and a 12 kilo drum of industrial clothing detergent.

I work in an office in a city and I only see 3 mi used of sunlight a day when I'm travelling between my air conditioned flat and the metro station.

>>719753782
U carry all them guns but u never blow

>>719763761
definitely a nigger

>>719763761
how often do you pick locks? wtf?

>>719763581
Yet you posted a photo of a bunch of shitty old de-ac guns, claiming to carry them in your pocket every day.

Pathetic looser.

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>>719762380
forgot to attach
blame the pinchie

>>719763905
almost every time i need to change a lock since i'm a metal carpenter

>>719760224
>>719763792
samefag

>>719763761
Unless ur into urbex the lockpicks are cringe.
Otherwise...mah nigga.
I also carry lockpicks & yes i'm an urbex

>>719763997
makes sense, I thought you were some edgelord who carries picks for no reason

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>>719763940
>not realising u were baited
Git gud newfag

>>719755967
Tobacco pipe?

>>719764048
As i said before i'm a metal carpenter, when i need to change a lock on a door i prefer picking the lock over drilling it so i can save the pins for repinning other locks later.

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>>719764025
A winrar is (You)

>>719764295
Wasn't even me who you were relying, blind faggit.

>>719756971
>Two of the gayest music devices ever
>Shit phone
>Kitchen knife
Kys my man

>>719764346
O.I.C
carry on then

>>719764410
>>719764295
samefagged samefag samefagging samefaggyness samefaggily

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>>719751864
So gay? ..

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>>719764432
>thinking i keep tabs on everyone on an anonomous board
Kys yourself friendo

>>719763644
>gerber paraframe
>unironically wearing a watch

>>719763815
Pic?

>>719763815
Same as my carry but I also have a 25kg case of Therman-Braun Large Game transquiliser darts in my back pocket.

I'm an animal-electrician, so like I said, I often need to work on the circuits when they r sleeping.

>>719752562
Wait why do you bring garlic butter and garlic power with you?

>>719753782
Extra pair of underwear: underrated EDC

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> EDC thread...

MFW everybody posting arsenals of weapons, dildos, tools, and shit like they walk around with all that everyday.

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I also live with my mom

>>719764719
You replied to the wrong person again. Maybe you have a virus that affects the mouse cursor.

Also, stop samefagging, it stopped being funny 2 years ago when Heaven quit. If you can remember that far, lol.

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>>719764527
(You) win again!
This time (You) get to suck my cock as a prize! Congrats fag!

>>719751864
>Newport

Nigger detected

>>719752512
Thats cool

>>719764975

Can I borrow one of those to help you fight in the coming race war?

>>719764771
Forgot to carry my camera and I'm at work.

Give me 30 minutes and I can go to the photo booth in the bus station in my lunchbreak.

>>719764980
Whos zHeaven?

>>719764851
Vampire hunter /b/.

>>719765130
Of course, how didn't I think of that.

>>719765129
LOL
Look it up on 9gag's index page like everyone else.
Hint: he used to be a poster here until he went to found 9gag and he was kicked off the site by some hackers.

>>719756319
CanonFag,
fuck off, you're the cucks of photography

>>719764989
I'll take the cash instead.

what the fuck are these edc threads about? i mean what's the point. you feel any manlier after showing all the stuff you bring around in case something happens, so you could survive a situation you are so afraid of in advance that you couldn't even use all this crap cause you'd shit your pants anyways?

>>719765471
See >>719764875

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>>719764848
>animal-electrician

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>>719751864

I never understood why all the fags carry so much crap in their pockets around here.

I mean, do you have a man purse or something? I'd hate it if I had to get all this crap out every time I get home and shit.

>>719765054
nope, I need all of these to protect my virginity

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>>719765300
>9gag

>>719765574
It's like a metal-carpenter mixed with a engine-masseuse. But with a doctorate in veterinary science.

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Well it's no more ridiculous than what everybody else is posting...

>>719765715
>confirmed for never having visited 9gag in the golden age 2 years ago when Heaven founded it.

Most of the memes you see here came from there in the first place.

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>>719757443
lolz mfw pig finds my go-pro filming him violating my civil rights.

>>719765587
Man i wish i had a murse...
Alls i got is a faggy backpack

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>>719751864
>>719751864

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>>719765731

>>719752491
>Klein
10/10

>>719751864
long live SEB!!

>>719765850
A giant hamster with no eyes and a haemerrhoid massage wand.

>>719764989
actually that was a different guy I'm the original samefag caller

>>719763975
what is the wood thing?

>>719765990
it is called a table.

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>>719765855
You are correct.
I've never visited 9fags before.
Ive also never visted tumblr or reddit either. Crazy huh?

>>719765957
He has eyes, they don't work he's blind as shit but he definitely has them.

>>719759298

I believe it's called a "doesn't-do-anything-properly".

>>719765959
>>719764527
samefag samefags again

>>719756971
Is that one of those Fiio players? How do you like it?

>>719758603
shut up your ;lies arent even funny

you wanna search something? search my balls on your chin faggot

>>719766121
I see, you fell for the memes about 9gag being for kids and never bothered to see it for yourself.

Reddit is even owned by the same company. How naïve are you.

>>719757042
>glock
>digital watch

Shit taste kys tbh

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>>719765959
Idgaf u still get cawk

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>>719766087

>>719757443
and this kids is why you always carry a gun, and you support all anti police actions.

enjoy waking up dead when you abuse your power to the wrong person.

>>719766135
Does he hum when he's happy.

>>719754837
Fucking brilliant.

First they put a notch at the tip of the blade.

Then they tell you to use it for prying.

Broken tip/10

Would not innawoods with

>>719766326
>>719766325
samefag isn't even trying to hide it

>>719766393
More like a purr.

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>>719766317
So naïve that i'll continue to respond till i get the last word or the thread 404s on me bitch

>>719766605
I use the Reddit app which autoposts pretyped messages.
Mine will be the last message and I've been afking for the last twenty minutes.

Stay hungry, cheese taster.

>>719766603
Wrong. It is a hum.

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>>719766579
You da real EDC

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>>719766784
You mom is a cheese tater

>>719766867
Bitch I know my pig it is definitely a fucking purr.

>>719767064
Nice try, she died before I was born and was a miner.

Your momma so fat she ain't got no ears.
She so busy she got a toothpick in each hand.
She so allergic she don't even dance on weekends.
She so holistic she put the A in limousine.
She so blacklisted she queued jumped at the toilets while waiting for Edard Stockton's acceptance speech.

>>719767315
For one, it is a fur-linked Albanian rabbit - mistaken by laymen as a New Guinean hog/pig.
Thirdly, it is described as a hum in about every animal behaviour book in the New State University library.

Know what you are handling, ho.

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>>719767408

>>719767753
You drew a picture of you and your mom sucking your grape?

Sick.
No wonder you are too afraid to visit reddit.

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>>719758889

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>>719767952
Youre on 4chins. Everyone sucks their mothers grape here. Welcome newfriend

>>719768022
I'm a jew and I won't tolerate racism even on the internet.
I'm reporting you, to give you fair warning.

>>719756919
Mall security guard doesn't mean you work in 'law enforcement'

>>719768149
Thanks for calling me your friend.
I only have two other friends who log on here, and I met them in Reddit anyway. They are cool but it is cool to meet new people too.

Where are you from?
I'm from Bluewater, Connecticut.

>>719757657
>>I hate shit in my pockets. Cell phone is almost too much.
what is a belt case for the phone.

keys, wallet, phone.

anything else is pointless unless it's for your job

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>>719768197
You are on /b/ board, newfag. Filthy kike.

>>719768457
>belt case
I know this board is full of faggots but that's going too far

>>719768513
Reported for CP.
I hope you have a good lawyer, antisemite.

>>719768197
fuck off kike

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>>719768376
SoCal bruh. Just chillin & blazin the dank ganja. Other than shit posting on this site i dont do much internets. I legit spend most of my time outdoors hiking & othet shit.

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>>719768603
Suck my uncut dick, jew cunt.

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This is a antikike post now.

>>719765850
That is the worse Lucille replica I've ever fucking seen.

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>>719768603
Still waiting, kike. Here you can't be the victim like you do since the beginning of times, mangled penis.

>>719767573
I have 8 of them you fucking moron and it is Cavia Procellus AKA a fucking guinea pig.

>>719768803
I drink ganja too, it's my favourite.
I used to visit SoCal when my friend lived there for 2 years, whereabouts do you hike?

The terrain here isn't much good, but the Rigton Forest is alright for 2-3 day hikes.

>>719769545
Whoever sold it to you made a fortune then.
Albanian rabbits are 2 bucks a piece. lol

Next time, ask a professional before you buy an exotic animal.

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>>719758889

>>719769729
I realise I am being trolled, nobody is this stupid irl.

IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS THREAD SERIOUSLY THEN TRUMP HAD ALREADY WON

>>719757495
shut the fuck up let us know when you get a job that isn't in fast food and move out of your moms basement

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>>719768197

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>>719768603
>Lawyer

>>719769989
surely you don't actually think anon is jewish

>>719768863
>>719769034
>>719769457
>>719769745
This is disgusting. Just because trump has come in doesn't mean you have a free ticket to insult the greatest people in America.
Stupid redneck antisemites, I'm reporting all of you.

>>719757495
Hurrr durrr a policeman once told me not to skate with my edgelord friends in a mall, #allcopsmustdie #acab #fuckdapolis #420dankblazeit

You fucking melt.

>>719769573
Local spots mostly. The terrain here is no good for more than a dayhike. Anything more than a dayhike & you'll end up back into civilization. Camping out into Death Valley is awesome tho as long as you can withstand the heat. Saw the moving rocks racetrack. Was pretty cool.

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>>719770081
>Reporting
hahahaha, angry jew kid mangled penis.

>>719770085
>a skateboarder once made me shit liquid into my rubber spastic-pants when I was walking with my handler to the mall, so i cried uncontrollably until my handler phoned the police

>>719770185
Do you have a leatherman, best knife out there.
I'm thinking of moving to canada once my green card is processed, more trees there.

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>>719770081
Report to JIDF, jew cunt.

>>719753345

you walk around with a corndog in your pocket?

everybody got a fossil wallet

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>>719770081

>>719770408
Got a leatherman fuse & usually carry a mora :^)

>>719771285
I have an old mora for woodcrafting, pegs and hammock staples when I need shelter or it's windy.

>>719770472
Conspiracy freak, go back to rense.

>>719771285
>>719771690

You mean menorah right?
>>719758889

>>719762816

Like the fact that you're a closeted future cum-guzzling, cock-juggling faggot twink.

>>719751864
>>>719759255
>i carry a spyderco persistence which cost me £30, before i carried higher end spyderco knives (a PM2 or manix most of the time) but kept losing them so i started carrying the persistence and for some reason haven't lost it yet
...maybe because it's persistent?

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>>719754004
Spotted the autist.

>>719772104
Detailed fantasy you have there.
Have you been jerking off to it for the last hour and a half, or did you fall unconcious after the first five minutes.

>>719753782
>carrying a single action revolver in public
Found the autist.

>>719755471
Why the fuck is there duct tape on your crossman?

>>719756035
Oh my god anon why do you NEED an assault pistol like that? BB guns shoot super compact silent bullets that bounce around inside baby skulls.

>>719755471
whats up with the bongos?
is it to attract a niggers just like a duck call?

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>>719757042
>glock 19
>not glock 40
0/10 would never solve problems with

>>719768513
>>719770294

This just in: You're a fucking retard. They're biting the stitch.

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pls r8

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all I need.......

>>719751864
Don't you have a baytruck to drive?

>>719773062
Russian/10

>>719773062
8.1/10

2 points off for the banana having a short useable lifespan, it should be just past green in case you need to ration it.

Comms are good, time-traveller's special.
Gun needs cleaning and you have poor trigger discipline.
>I don't know what that means but I heard it somewhere and it makes me sound official

>>719751864
Just curious, how many of you people who carry knives and guns actually live in ghetto areas and how many are just pussies scared someone might raise their voices at you, who would probably just freeze up in fear no matter what you're carrying anyway?

>>719773307
Looks like a guinea pig

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>>719762399
respect for your respect!