GODDAMN PEPSIFAG. NOW YOURE FUCKING AROUND IN OTHER BOARDS?!
>rate mine fags
It's 11am on a Saturday, nothin is goin down on /out/
Why do all you homos carry so many weapons? Are you scared of something?
Jesus, if I lived in a place that required me to carry defensive weapons I'd probably move. But then I'm not a trumpnigger.
Would need apex seals and lots of tools in the EDC as well
Start up a shit-posting thread & see how many shillers & gearfags fall for it. Something purely autsitic like about tactical forks within a budget of $300.
If I woke up earlier I would've gone fishin but I went last night. I'm goin to that Race of Champions today so I'm just chillin until I head over there.
I prefer the Wides but they are hard to find so if the lady at Walgreens forgets to order them or I need cigs at work, I get Newports
.7 nigga. This aint no Sharpie
Question for knife edcs, If youre searched or it tips an alarm off, are you subject to criminal offense? is it legal to carry knives with blades on or under 4 inches?
or carrying knives in general is comepltey lega?
It depends on your state. Look up knife laws for your state.
Another perspective: I work in law enforcement. If I ask you if you have anything on you and you lie or "forget" you have a knife (even if you legit forgot) I'm gonna fuck your shit up.
how do you fuckers carry so much shit? The obvious answer is many pockets but what's the point of carrying a stapler, a meat grinder, plumber's snake, and a granola bar. It's just overkill.
I carry a cell phone, a wallet, some keys, a knife, and a flashlight. what the fuck yall
Kek, where are you from, cuckistan?
People have a strange idea about this. "Only if they have submitted to the search"
It doesn't work that way broski. If I've decided I have probable cause or reason to search you "for my officer safety" then your ass is going to be searched whether you like it or not.
If you fight, then you're now resisting and immediately 100x more suspicious (and now we have 100x more reasons to search/arrest you).
You don't have to like it but your little "police the police" clubs don't know jack shit about the actual law and how it works. Just because something hurts your fee fee's doesn't mean we can't do it.
>i work in law enforcement
How do you enforce the law if you don't even know the law?
Also, i keep a nice cold beer in my fridge. Everytime i hear that a cop got killed on the news i crack it open an enjoy the fuck out of it.
I hate shit in my pockets. Cell phone is almost too much. Who the fuck carries all this shit irl. All these knives makes me feel that this a now a Latino thread
question to copfags
I'd probably be a pig too after my course in criminology, do we get to carry any personal weapons we want? or is there a limit? like is it possible to turn down the issued Glock and buy a Sig instead? I also want to carry an adamas push knife too as last resort
yeah, depends where you work
Yeah yeah, you have the right to remain silent. If I have ANY other reason to believe you have a weapon on you, due to perceived agitation, odd behavior, or suspicious circumstances I can search you for my officer safety regardless of your "consent". You can remain silent the entire time I search you, makes it easier for me.
I cant wait for the day you try that shit with me bitch.
Just passed my states BAR exam.
When you ask for my ID i'll hand you my wallet & tell you it's right beneath my Criminal Defence business card. I guarantee your ass won't be able to work anything more than mall security when i'm done with you faggot
It was a joke on your lack of intelligence dumbass
Immediately recognized it as well.
>b...but officer I don't c... consent to any s... searches !
Good luck with that friendo. Why the fuck would I care if you are a lawyer or if your ID is "under your criminal defense" business card? (btw, you spelled "defense" wrong, you're gonna make a great lawyer)
I'm not saying we fuck everyone's shit up for no reason. I'm saying if we have reason to believe you have a weapon on you then your ass is getting searched... and if you lied, or "forgot" about the weapon your ass is grass.
So basically don't be a dickhead, be honest, and you won't have any trouble. Hilarious how people defend criminal behavior.
This is true.
They just don't get it because they are a bunch of turboNEETs who never leave their basement. It's one thing to get your house searched, or even your car. But it doesn't take much to get your pockets searched. Most of the time it's just a case of being at the wrong place at the wrong time.
I hate that they keep making cell phones larger and larger. I kept my iPhone 5s for the longest time just because I didn't want to upgrade to the larger 6. I finally broke that and now I carry around a 6s and 7, both in Otterboxes. Shit sucks.
About knife carries, do you people carry $5-$50 knives low end (Smith and Wesson, CRKT)? or $100-$400 (benchmade-reeves)
Is the difference really alot? or a knife is a knife? I plan on collecting but all I have are the cheaper ones, and the only knife I have with value (which isnt much) is a pazoda
There is so much nice stuff for $30-$50, that's about the range I like for shit I carry around. For $75-$120, you can get some of the "Super Steel" shit which should stay sharp forever and if you aren't afraid of losing it, they are great if you actually use them. But most people who spend $100+ on knives rarely even use them and are pretty much just collectors.
Once you start spending $100+, it becomes diminishing returns. You are just paying for the name or handmade bullshit. I think CRKTs and Kershaws are great EDC knives because there is tons of stuff around $30-$40 and they use decent steel. Closer to $100 and you can get Ontarios, Esees, Ka-Bars, Spydercos, and then Benchmades for a little more and they are great knives but if you don't actually use them, you are a pussy.
Not the same poster but what state do you work?
Here in cali when a defendant shows up with a lawyer in court the cop gets absolutely rekt. 95% of the time the ticket gets thrown out. I work as a court translator so i see this shit all the time.
i carry a spyderco persistence which cost me £30, before i carried higher end spyderco knives (a PM2 or manix most of the time) but kept losing them so i started carrying the persistence and for some reason haven't lost it yet
They carry it in their rectum.
This is a secret fetishist thread.
Either that, or they are all a bunch of lying, pathetic faggots that want to look cool in front of anonymous other-fags.
i use a belly band
> the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Faggot. You would need some Jaycos to carry all that shit. I'm no >>>/fa/ but last i checked jaycos were out of fashion by at least 15 years
>from a fone screencap
>implying i would go thru the trouble just to impress a random anon on 4chins
Pic related. Its (You)
Sorry i dont understand virgin-ese
I carry 85 protein bars, 7 pistols and 12 rifles, five hand grenades, six torches, 3 laser lights, a dog lead, 120 feet of climbing rope, a satellite telephone in a silver briefcase, a Kevlar vest, a 412 piece oil rig repair toolkit, a butt plug sanitised machine - battery power, a 3 litre bottle of citrus based cleaning fluid for the machine, a full set of performance grade drums and cymbals, a set of ferrari keys with a 2 foot long solid 24 carat gold bust of Gregor Olviotch as a keyring, and a 12 kilo drum of industrial clothing detergent.
I work in an office in a city and I only see 3 mi used of sunlight a day when I'm travelling between my air conditioned flat and the metro station.
>not realising u were baited
Git gud newfag
As i said before i'm a metal carpenter, when i need to change a lock on a door i prefer picking the lock over drilling it so i can save the pins for repinning other locks later.
A winrar is (You)
>thinking i keep tabs on everyone on an anonomous board
Kys yourself friendo
Same as my carry but I also have a 25kg case of Therman-Braun Large Game transquiliser darts in my back pocket.
I'm an animal-electrician, so like I said, I often need to work on the circuits when they r sleeping.
> EDC thread...
MFW everybody posting arsenals of weapons, dildos, tools, and shit like they walk around with all that everyday.
You replied to the wrong person again. Maybe you have a virus that affects the mouse cursor.
Also, stop samefagging, it stopped being funny 2 years ago when Heaven quit. If you can remember that far, lol.
(You) win again!
This time (You) get to suck my cock as a prize! Congrats fag!
what the fuck are these edc threads about? i mean what's the point. you feel any manlier after showing all the stuff you bring around in case something happens, so you could survive a situation you are so afraid of in advance that you couldn't even use all this crap cause you'd shit your pants anyways?
I never understood why all the fags carry so much crap in their pockets around here.
I mean, do you have a man purse or something? I'd hate it if I had to get all this crap out every time I get home and shit.
Well it's no more ridiculous than what everybody else is posting...
lolz mfw pig finds my go-pro filming him violating my civil rights.
You are correct.
I've never visited 9fags before.
Ive also never visted tumblr or reddit either. Crazy huh?
So naïve that i'll continue to respond till i get the last word or the thread 404s on me bitch
You da real EDC
Nice try, she died before I was born and was a miner.
Your momma so fat she ain't got no ears.
She so busy she got a toothpick in each hand.
She so allergic she don't even dance on weekends.
She so holistic she put the A in limousine.
She so blacklisted she queued jumped at the toilets while waiting for Edard Stockton's acceptance speech.
For one, it is a fur-linked Albanian rabbit - mistaken by laymen as a New Guinean hog/pig.
Thirdly, it is described as a hum in about every animal behaviour book in the New State University library.
Know what you are handling, ho.
Youre on 4chins. Everyone sucks their mothers grape here. Welcome newfriend
Thanks for calling me your friend.
I only have two other friends who log on here, and I met them in Reddit anyway. They are cool but it is cool to meet new people too.
Where are you from?
I'm from Bluewater, Connecticut.
You are on /b/ board, newfag. Filthy kike.
SoCal bruh. Just chillin & blazin the dank ganja. Other than shit posting on this site i dont do much internets. I legit spend most of my time outdoors hiking & othet shit.
Suck my uncut dick, jew cunt.
Still waiting, kike. Here you can't be the victim like you do since the beginning of times, mangled penis.
I drink ganja too, it's my favourite.
I used to visit SoCal when my friend lived there for 2 years, whereabouts do you hike?
The terrain here isn't much good, but the Rigton Forest is alright for 2-3 day hikes.
This is disgusting. Just because trump has come in doesn't mean you have a free ticket to insult the greatest people in America.
Stupid redneck antisemites, I'm reporting all of you.
Local spots mostly. The terrain here is no good for more than a dayhike. Anything more than a dayhike & you'll end up back into civilization. Camping out into Death Valley is awesome tho as long as you can withstand the heat. Saw the moving rocks racetrack. Was pretty cool.
hahahaha, angry jew kid mangled penis.
>a skateboarder once made me shit liquid into my rubber spastic-pants when I was walking with my handler to the mall, so i cried uncontrollably until my handler phoned the police
>i carry a spyderco persistence which cost me £30, before i carried higher end spyderco knives (a PM2 or manix most of the time) but kept losing them so i started carrying the persistence and for some reason haven't lost it yet
...maybe because it's persistent?
>not glock 40
0/10 would never solve problems with
2 points off for the banana having a short useable lifespan, it should be just past green in case you need to ration it.
Comms are good, time-traveller's special.
Gun needs cleaning and you have poor trigger discipline.
>I don't know what that means but I heard it somewhere and it makes me sound official
Just curious, how many of you people who carry knives and guns actually live in ghetto areas and how many are just pussies scared someone might raise their voices at you, who would probably just freeze up in fear no matter what you're carrying anyway?