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HOW the FUCK do you COMPETE against THIS?

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HOW the FUCK do you COMPETE against THIS?
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By actually being able to have sex.
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I know, that hand is really long and lanky!
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By being able to wear trousers
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>not just licking your own penis
why doesn't he just lick his own penis?
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baseball bat to the back of the head. he's so busy fapping, he'd never see it coming.

then, oh, i don't know, a couple of Dodonpas through the ribs and finish off with a Kahmehameha while Kaioken'd to fifty. just to be sure.
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>>719740287

big words for a virgin
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Mines 6.5 with a slight upward curve.

Orgasm machine.
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>>719740381
he might catch AIDS off himself.
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>>719740287
>>719740310
>>719740381
/b/ is still good.

The vid looks fake anyway.
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>>719740456

i would like to see Hiroyuki introduce a feature for 4chan so that whenever anyone posts their dick size without a picture, it automatically adds this pic.
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>>719740427
Just because you're a virgin on /b/ doesn't mean everyone else is.
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>>719740192

who cares faggot?
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>>719740573

*your

learn to spell little virgin
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>>719740643
Are you sure about that.
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>>719740192
Do you want a broke pussuh bish?
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>>719740192
Why are you competing with what looks like a well hung teenager? Just go fuck people like the rest of us. Live your life amigo, average dingus or otherwuse
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>>719740192
He is probably a midget
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>>719740573
>>719740633
>>719740643
>>719740768

any second now, the plastic shovels will come out and this playground sand-pit fight will be on like donkey kong.

take it to habbo hotel, kids, okay?
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>>719740871

thanks virgin
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>>719740871
Fuckin virg. Stay out of it why dont ya?
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>>719740643
Retard. He was right.
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>>719740192
i'm such a faggot for wanting to feel the weight of that thing in my hand.
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>>719740192

Angle is kinda favourable. Anything upwards of 10 inch is unfuckable anyway unless you're beat as hell.
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>>719741380

Read a book. You are fucking pathetic.
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>>719741445
In your hand? I want to fucking taste it
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>>719741529
i don't know about tasting a cock i just want to stroke it and feel the weight. maybe even push my small hard cock against that monster.
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>>719741610
wow. That's pretty gay
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>>719741672
i know right? that massive cock makes me diamonds.
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>>719741610
Well, why not stroke it with some ass, would feel good
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>>719740192
Why is your wrist so far away from your fingers???
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>>719741720
i think i'd love to plow this dude from behind while i reach around and handle that monster well if he would let me of course.
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>>719740192
Do you ever think, "why" while getting laid you cuck?! Nope. Just get some pussy & stop caring so much.
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>>719740460
Nah hes not black..
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>>719740192
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>>719740192
You're a tragedy.
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>>719741479
You're is a contraction of "you are"
While your is a possessive adjective.

In effect, you're implying that he should say:

>Since something that belongs to you a virgin...

Which is undeniable proof that you are retarded and most likely American.
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>>719740192
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>>719742222
Romania quads
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>>719740192
I'm not into guys, so faggots like him aren't a threat to me.
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>>719740643
You fuckn idiot,he used it correctly
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>>719742222
O fut pe mata de țâgan borât.
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>>719740643
I can't believe so many English native-speakers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". I'm not even from the US or GB and I know how to use them
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>>719742097
I bet you have tons of smegma.
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>>719740404
what kind of lack of confidence this guy has that he posts dick size with a pic?

seriously.. I am 6.5inches, basically normal dick, doesn't look big honestly. I have never in my life wasted time explaining anything about my genitals to anyone. I've been to busy fucking girls.
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>>719742510
Most do. They most likely are dumb/don't even care.
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>>719743598
That's what I said to OP. Because he's a obvious, insecure, little bitch.
I've never once thought about my dick size while getting laid. Why would you?
I'm like 7.2 inches. Moderately attractive. I do absolutely fine. Never fucking think about it. Just glad my dick isn't tiny. Even if it was, I'd being trying to get it.
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>>719740192
with better photoshop skills.
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>>719740192
What you have to understand is that women are not competing for the husband with the biggest dick, they are competing against other women for the best life. That can be by either improving their own or sabotaging those around them. All that matters is that they are on top, the height of the hill doesn't matter to them they just want to be queen of it.

Having a hubby with a huge dick isn't a bonus for them because they can't tell most people about it, and if anything it just makes them more likely to lose him to their competing "friends".

... And women don't have friends in the contemporary use of the word. They have friendly competitors in their locality. It's their way of judging their position in society. Also its useful to absorb the networks of others if they burn too many bridges in their own network.

My ex used to cry every time her friends were upset at her no matter how much she did or didn't deserve it. I began to realise that she was scared of losing their free labour and how useful they were to her. That's why she was crying. That's the reason women seem illogical to men. We make judgements on isolated things and concepts on their own merit. Women calculate within systems, and their affect on it.
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>>719740567
Fucking underrated
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>>719744076
Damn truth here bro
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>>719744076
so you have a small peepee don't you?
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Is that the dude from Nantucket?
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>>719740192
His index finger is shorter than his pinky. His metacarpal are as long as his forearm. And his dick has larger pixels than his face.....
Or it's fake as fuck
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>>719740192
As much as I know that's fake I really want that huge cock spraying come in my mouth.
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>>719744076
truth
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>>719743598
He has a huge penis can't really blame him
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>>719744076
this

>>719744354
>b-b-but you have to feel inferior, white b-b-boy!

Shut up, kike.
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>>719740192

Thats a gmo infected dick
Sjpplements ridded with
Dna destroying morregilions
and toxic gmos

If it wasnt and blacks started
using that and
Began quelching which the majority havent even started yet you would have
absolutely no chance peewee
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>>719740192
Nah thats bs there has to be a way to stretch out the penis
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>>719741970

Wasn't that confirmed to be nearly all stretched/filled foreskin?
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>>719740192
You don't.

You simply kill the competition
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I was going to give a pragmatic, objective answer.

Then I remembered where I was.
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Itt
Faggots that think dick size means anything to anybody except the person the dick's attached to.

If you have no personality, no social skills, and an unhealthy obsession with other people's genitals it doesn't matter how big your cock is, no woman's gonna want to go near it. Unless she's a whore, or has worse self esteem than your average /b/ lurker. Either way, thinking you're somehow in competition genitally with other males just shows how little contact you fags have ever had with females.
My perfectly normal and average sized penis and I laugh at you and your pathetic concerns.
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>>719743523
You're projecting again.
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>>719740192
I would mold a fake cock just like him.
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>>719750533
What's the band around the base of his balls and dick? Fake?
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Cock slap this girl.
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>>719741529
not gay tbh
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