I work as a male cam model, even tho I have a normal good paying job. Nobody knows.
I ate Chipotle and drank beer tonight - just shit my brains out. Some of the shit was ordinary and sunk right to be the bottom of the toilet. I thought I was in the clear, but then my intestines said, 'You ain't done yet, mother fucker.' My asshole then ejected a pyroclastic flow of steamy hot shit, most of which was floating and quite corny from the burrito I ate. 10/10 would do again.
I'm 18, homeless and I sneak into a farmer's shed at night to play dota2 offline with bots. It's raining tonight and I'm scared he going to come in the morning and find me because I can't leave :(
Pic for proof
I want my girl fucked by a couple of guys
>pyroclastic flow of steamy hot shit
Damn it, picture didn't send. Lemme try again
I'm white :(
This is me a couple of years ago in the school library
Bruh.. OFFLINE Dota.
Combine harvester for proof
Also I know but I can't be around people without freaking out. It's autistic as fuck.
There's also this is Wolseley just rotting in here
I'll take a picture of the wall, the harvester and my laptop at the same time of that'll prove it?
Ask your neighbor if you can work on the car in exchange for power from time to time. You can use your laptop to research how to fix it and learn a skill that allows you to work alone with your hands.
That's my fetish. I'm a faggot trap. Used to be at least. Now I'm just a fag.
Why is this hard to believe for some of you?
This is rat bro
I found some dude online and he lives 2 streets away.
We meet every weekend to play vidya and have some drinks, we rarely drink anyway.
The thing is he's arab and he calls me ''habibi', like to hold me and cuddles me as I play.
>i'm a feminine twink and i sometimes crossdress
well if you wwant to go that way then for sure. but be like hey i ended up in your barn i have no place to stay do you know of any places for work or to stay or can i possibly work for you. best case he accepts, worst case they find you teeth in pig shit
Great fun kek. Wish I didn't move away. Would love another ride in her
true it would be awkward but most people are nice towards younger people, but wait what country are you in ? guessin the states and south since its raining. so it might be a bit more scetchy, i dont test your luck. or get to the nearest town and try to find a halfway house
i like to meet with older guys on craigslist 40 and older and let them take advantage of me and use me for sex im 23 the age gap really turns me on and especially love it when im drunk and guy thats old enough to be my dad takes advantages of me and uses me for sex
I live in New Zealand.
On another note I just turned my headlight on after hearing squeaking and a cat just fucking killed ratbro.. honestly a little shattered, I fed that little guy for ages.
You would be surprised how normal that is. A lot of people coast through social circles purely on momentum, but in reality making friends and getting laid actually requires effort, if you're not happy about it just try harder.
If he's any decent kind of person he will recognize honesty, and respect that along with your situation.. Besides what the fuck you gotta lose? Getting your brains blown out you is loads easier than an hero, and if you're truly the hopeless urchin you claim to be, you should just do it.
Can't do it, way too much of a pussy. Having nothing makes you appreciate a lot actually..
Yeah I had one too that was pretty chill. I'm going to fuck that cat if I see it again ;(
There's a bunch more pics for proof
Not sure if secret but thus just happened:
Gf has a 17 year old niece. Niece and i where in the kitchen as we both wanted a drink and gf + rest of family are in the living room. Gf is 27 and im 28.
So niece is wearing a loose dress and behind me. Im grabbing a glass with my back towards her and as i turn around she is standing there , lifting her dress and showing me her pussy, which was neatly shaven btw.
So me being me, zips down my flyer and takes out my cock. Which obviously was hard right away. So we just stood there, looking at eachother for 10-15 seconds.
She thrn just walks away casually.
Not sure what to do, i can probaly get some groping in there.
Really want to lick that pussy
Last year I stole $60 from my parents via an atm. I felt so guilty that I eventually gave it back to them and even though they forgave me, I have felt like such a piece of shit ever since for doing it.
If it's any consolation I am the one who said you should be a male model. I know people say it's too expensive to live in, but honestly if there was any way in hell you could make it to Auckland you'd be set.
yes actually as in ive always wanted to be a victim of sexual abuse and i want an older guy to ue me for sex but ive beenhj "lucky enough to have never been raped" but i feel jealous of others who have and wish it was me that was raped instead of them
I'll just stay up all night and if I catch a break in the weather I'll jog home. Thanks man
Thanks, although my body isn't in the right state for that. I'm pretty scarred up from head to toe
I don't know how to do that on this phone, sorry. Do you want a picture of something specific? I'll take a picture of the cars leather seats of you want? They're red.
Not my secret, but my Dad's. When I was 13, I wasn't allowed to stay up in the early hours of the morning to watch a rugby game, but my Dad said that he'd tape it for me when he did. The next day, I watched the game. At half time, my Dad must've forgotten that it was being taped and switched to softcore porn. I fapped to that tape for years until my Mum taped over it to record something else.
I like to think that my Dad was doing me a solid and giving me some good material. Thanks Dad.
I keep coming back to this hellhole and have ever since I was 18 because I love you people and honestly feel the most at home here with you degenerates than I do in most other places.
Is it the fact that there will always be someone objectively worse than me hanging around?
Is it the anonymity?
Or is it true love?
Yeah it's shitty. We had a really good day actually and I didn't think it would rain. That's why I'm here but it's cold as fuck. Not the first time I've had to be ass cold though so I'll live it. Haven't been back on 4chan in a lot if years now, been living this way since I was 15 and my druggo mother disappeared. Used to frequent trap threads. Such is life.. go from being cute to rekt in a few days. It's top zozzle really.
I'm trying to be conservative with my data honestly. Do you have a kik? Then U can send pictures easier. Until then, here's alcohol I stole..
>be in 5th grade
>have potato cousin over
>playing WaveRace on the 64 with him and my brother
>for some reason i put my ass in his face and let out a huge fucken fart
>he makes a face and laughs
>my younger brother laughs at him as do i
sorry Carlos. I'm a fucken dick.
I love wanking and exposing my cock to anybody, men, women, children. I have a hole cut in my coat pocket so I can stroke my cock in public, and cialis prevents stage fright. When I'm going to cum I'll pull my cock out wherever I am. I pay kids in parks, boys and girls 7-12 yo, singly or in groups, to watch me wank and cum.
> I often cheat on my GF (1 year relationship) with prostitutes
> Did so when I was with my ex for 3 years as well
> Neither of them knows
> Have been with at least 10 prostitutes while with my ex
> Have been with at least 8 prostitutes while with my current GF
I'm about to look for another one today.
I am 21 years old and straight yet i crossdress every chance i get
I have been eating my own cum for years. Couldn't do it at first, so froze a shot, thawed it for next wank and poured it into and kept it in my mouth till I came, then I swallowed. Finally progressed to eating my cum as I came. Then started freezing more. Now I wank at least once a day into a jar in my freezer. Once a month I'll thaw and warm it so I can play with and swallow whole mouthfuls.
I work for the cia in one of the analytics positions, im a very terrible person which lacks empathy and goes to work stoned most of the time but im able to hide it. I literally do nothing allday, im really good at "pretending-to-work" and it has gone so far that i even can take day's off because of a higher security clearance. No one is allowed to ask questions here.
I have a fantasy where I kidnap every one of my ex girlfriends and put them in a room together, bound and gagged with duct tape while i fap over each one in turn while I am dressed in a shiny gymnastics leotard and thigh high shiny boots with an inflatable butt plug stuffed up my ass.
Then I agree to let them go if they make out with each other as I take photos of them
I'm diamonds just thinking about it now
we should get together. haha i have a ton of my wife too. idk why thought of sucking off my friend while he is watching the vids turns me on, but it just does. not sure how to make it actually happen though.
Hrs seen the pics and videos before and he wants to fuck her. Such a turn on to know own that when he sees her he knows what every inch of her looks like and what she looks like fucking, sucking, taking loads to her face and playing with herself. Man, turns me in so much!
Dang that is exactly what I am talking about. Are you me? haha I've shown him a video before and that's exactly what I think about it whenever he sees her now, i.e. that he knows exactly what she looks like naked with her legs spread and what she does with herself. What a freaking turn on!
yes, but no. i don't want them spread around. just want to let him, and another friend maybe, see her. and maybe suck his dick while looks through them. haha
nice try! haha
I had an offer from an attractive couple in their forties to join them for a bareback threesome with cum play. Although I wanted to very badly, I chimped out because I was scared. Could have been great.
I'm only going to school so that I can design a weapon that will destroy human civilization. I literally want to find a way to kill 95% of the Earth's population. Prepare yourself, OP.
I had sex with a woman with this exact body for 48 straight hours. It was fantastic, but caused all kinds of shit because we were both married to other people. Not worth it.
When I was about 13-14, (and still a virgin) my friend's mum tried to get in the shower with me. At first, she just straight up asked me, (after making my friend/her son "stay in the garden") ...
Really good story actually! I'll type it out later when I get the chance and post it on /b/ somewhere.
I can't stop having sexual thoughts about my daughter. Pic related.
I have nudes of my old girlfriend. She is now married and is an arrogant stuck up republican church faker. Should I expose her for the hypocrite that she is? Her husband would be shocked to know how much her pussy was explored before he came along.
> worked at walmart
> discussed lax security with a few mates
> decided to conspire to heist some elex
> I worked door while bro wheeled cart w/ USD5K of elex out lawn and garden door
> other bro had truck - booty went to truck, then to my house
> we took photos of stack of boxes with pride
> turns out I'm in same fraternity as Sam Walton
> I stole from my frat brother
> shame on me
my secret is for 2016-2017 new years, i told my co-workers i just went to a bar for a few drinks then went to bed. When I actually stayed at a hospital for injuries sustained after an apparent fail suicide attempt
Random older men.
One of them followed me into the bathroom and and started grabbing at me after his friend shut the door on us but I got out. Now that was scary. But other times in the train or wherever it happened I got off on it