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ITT: SHARE YOUR SECETS

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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ITT: SHARE YOUR SECETS
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>>719732145
I work as a male cam model, even tho I have a normal good paying job. Nobody knows.
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bummp
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>>719732145

I ate Chipotle and drank beer tonight - just shit my brains out. Some of the shit was ordinary and sunk right to be the bottom of the toilet. I thought I was in the clear, but then my intestines said, 'You ain't done yet, mother fucker.' My asshole then ejected a pyroclastic flow of steamy hot shit, most of which was floating and quite corny from the burrito I ate. 10/10 would do again.
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>>719732424
nice
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>>719732424
my dick is diamonds
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I'm 18, homeless and I sneak into a farmer's shed at night to play dota2 offline with bots. It's raining tonight and I'm scared he going to come in the morning and find me because I can't leave :(
Pic for proof
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My car fingered her friend in the back of my mom
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>>719733068
How do you have a laptop and a camera, fake/10
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I swear to god I'll kill you if I get the chance, yeepz.
You and Jargon and Sharks too.
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I want my girl fucked by a couple of guys
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i lie in these threads.

also, i am a fairly attractive woman who pretends to be a man on 4chan.
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>>719733581
Balls or GTFO
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>>719732424
>pyroclastic flow of steamy hot shit
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>>719733401
I have had a laptop for ages, and I don't have a camera, I've got a phone.
This is possum-bro.
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>>719733724
Damn it, picture didn't send. Lemme try again
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>>719733367
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>>719733068
Nig, you best try to get some kinda job or something.
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>>719733724
Why would a farmer have internet
Just some retard exploring his parents garage/10
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>>719733809
I'm white :(
This is me a couple of years ago in the school library
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Gang banged an older woman when I was 18
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i would brake things at work and make it so it looked like it was broken during shipping
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>>719733068
Please put the minimap on the left you nigger
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I blame my farts on our dogs.
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>>719733968
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>>719733890
Bruh.. OFFLINE Dota.
Combine harvester for proof
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>>719733983
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>>719733968
The 'nig' was not really the important part of this post >>719733809
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>>719734098
Group of us fucked a 28yo
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>>719734066
>filename
Lmao nice try bruh, try harder or at least use better b8
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I'm being bullied at home everyday and I can't move out yet :(
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>>719734111
Nice trips
Also I know but I can't be around people without freaking out. It's autistic as fuck.
There's also this is Wolseley just rotting in here
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>>719734158
ohhhh i thought you meant like sweet old granny, come to think about it if you did she would of enjoyed it. dont think old ladys get much dick
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I've only had sex with one chick and I'm 25.
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>>719734210
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>>719734189
I'll take a picture of the wall, the harvester and my laptop at the same time of that'll prove it?
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>>719734258
>There's also this is Wolseley just rotting in here
They did that when they were new. They had to speed up the production line to get them to the dealers rust-free
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>>719734066
hes going to rape you when he finds you
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>>719734259
They don't get much.
And because of that they make great lays.
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>>719734258
Ask your neighbor if you can work on the car in exchange for power from time to time. You can use your laptop to research how to fix it and learn a skill that allows you to work alone with your hands.
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>>719734339
You first
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>>719734258
You have an internet connection.
Learn coding and do odd jobs?
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>>719734427
yea what do they have to lose other than another broken hip
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>>719734416
That's my fetish. I'm a faggot trap. Used to be at least. Now I'm just a fag.

Why is this hard to believe for some of you?

This is rat bro
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>>719734259
Kek no. We fucked a chubby who was desperate. Two of the group lost their virginity to her that day though
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>>719734498
I have mobile data. I'm on my phone standing at the opening of the shed because I don't get reception if I go sit down..
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>>719734537
ahahahahahahah
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I want to fuck my girlfriend in the ass.
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>>719734371
nice keri juice mang
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>>719734597
Go to your local library and use their internet.
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>>719734651
It's rainwater in a bottle :(
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>>719734530
you should make a deal with the farmer
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I am a guy and married

secretly sucked off a guy
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>>719734721
labour for a place to stay
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>>719734743
are you married to the guy you sucked off
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>>719734688
but its a keri bottle and thats what counts. you could make a bit of money begging or going to Internet cafe and doing online surveys for money, if that helps ya.
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>>719734721
Like I should just walk up and say "Hey, I'm the homeless urchin that stole food out of your fridge because I was so hungry I was in physical pain, got any work for me?"
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>>719734614
Bitch was great and wicked cute face
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>>719734819
See, some things you reveal, and some things you don't.
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>>719734848
Desperate fatties are usually great in bed.
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>>719734809
The town is very small, there's no internet cafe unfortunately. Anyways, I seriously can't go into crowded places
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had a 12 yo gf when i was 25.
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I found some dude online and he lives 2 streets away.
We meet every weekend to play vidya and have some drinks, we rarely drink anyway.

The thing is he's arab and he calls me ''habibi', like to hold me and cuddles me as I play.

>i'm a feminine twink and i sometimes crossdress
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>>719734901
Not that fat just chubby. Huge ass though and great facial target kek. Had hours of fun with it
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>>719734819
well if you wwant to go that way then for sure. but be like hey i ended up in your barn i have no place to stay do you know of any places for work or to stay or can i possibly work for you. best case he accepts, worst case they find you teeth in pig shit
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>>719734868
I don't think he's retarded, he knows someone has been in the shed and someone took his food.. he'll think it was me and beat me
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>>719734848
but from the sound of it the town bike, which is all cool i did the same. well after a few other chicks but i was horny and she was in my truck
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>>719734963
>cumming literally anywhere other than inside
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>>719734964
I guess that's fair enough. I might try it but I might also bitch out. I don't know where he lives and it'd be really awkward if he just found me wandering around on his farm
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>>719735041
Great fun kek. Wish I didn't move away. Would love another ride in her
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>>719735094
true it would be awkward but most people are nice towards younger people, but wait what country are you in ? guessin the states and south since its raining. so it might be a bit more scetchy, i dont test your luck. or get to the nearest town and try to find a halfway house
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>>719732145
i like to meet with older guys on craigslist 40 and older and let them take advantage of me and use me for sex im 23 the age gap really turns me on and especially love it when im drunk and guy thats old enough to be my dad takes advantages of me and uses me for sex
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>>719733968
You are very good looking and that is extremely valuable in and of itself. Become a male model.
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>>719735184
they key thing is if im going to smash that ill smash while im fucked up
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>>719735209
daddy issues ?
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>>719735201
I live in New Zealand.
On another note I just turned my headlight on after hearing squeaking and a cat just fucking killed ratbro.. honestly a little shattered, I fed that little guy for ages.
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>>719735256
Smash it in and ruin it?
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>>719735318
shit not ratbro, and holyfuck i was off. i dont know bruh do what you need to do to get situated
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>>719734302
You would be surprised how normal that is. A lot of people coast through social circles purely on momentum, but in reality making friends and getting laid actually requires effort, if you're not happy about it just try harder.
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>>719734371
Those fucking moths
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>>719735373
no more like run away and not want here to envolope me with her ass
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>>719734643
If that's a secret then your relationship isn't going well.
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>>719735432
I do try when I can.

That rat was literally my only fucking friend.. I haven't even spoken to another person in like 2 weeks. Honestly that really fucking hurts wtf
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>>719734925
Kys
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>>719734819
If he's any decent kind of person he will recognize honesty, and respect that along with your situation.. Besides what the fuck you gotta lose? Getting your brains blown out you is loads easier than an hero, and if you're truly the hopeless urchin you claim to be, you should just do it.
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>>719735564
i had a pet rat a few years back it was dank af
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guis does anyone remember that video of the gay guy whos killed his boyfriend then is groping it and it had that famous song in the background? source plz
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>>719735318
Me too dude, where you at?
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dont worry i found it 1 lunatic one icepick
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arent secrets mean to be keep in secret?
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>>719735608
Can't do it, way too much of a pussy. Having nothing makes you appreciate a lot actually..
>>719735614
Yeah I had one too that was pretty chill. I'm going to fuck that cat if I see it again ;(
>>719735547
There's a bunch more pics for proof
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>>719735505
>>719735184

Kek. She was amazing from behind anon
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>>719735700
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>>719735660
http://www.bestshockers.com/1-lunatic-1-ice-pick/

That ?
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>>719735689
Tiny ass town called Waimate. I have a place 8k out of the actual town though. Just a little shit shack I built but it keeps the rain off
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>>719735744
just slappin that ass around showing the bitch whos boss, then she moans grab me by the kankle. you bust your load every where it was glorious
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>>719735815
Wrong island dude, would help you if I could.
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>>719735815
try and get your ass back there then bro and avoid possibly getting fucked, or fucked up
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Not sure if secret but thus just happened:

Gf has a 17 year old niece. Niece and i where in the kitchen as we both wanted a drink and gf + rest of family are in the living room. Gf is 27 and im 28.

So niece is wearing a loose dress and behind me. Im grabbing a glass with my back towards her and as i turn around she is standing there , lifting her dress and showing me her pussy, which was neatly shaven btw.

So me being me, zips down my flyer and takes out my cock. Which obviously was hard right away. So we just stood there, looking at eachother for 10-15 seconds.

She thrn just walks away casually.
Not sure what to do, i can probaly get some groping in there.

Really want to lick that pussy
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>>719735906
I appreciate the thought man. I'm chill though. Honestly just looking for social interaction. I'm pretty lonely most days
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>>719735877
Give the bitch what she deserves? We ruined that fat ass chick
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Last year I stole $60 from my parents via an atm. I felt so guilty that I eventually gave it back to them and even though they forgave me, I have felt like such a piece of shit ever since for doing it.
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>>719735944
Kys
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>>719735992
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i cheat on my wife with men... i'm a bottom fag.
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This
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>>719735921
Raining really hard man, no chance of me walking for 20 minutes in this rain and not getting sick.. getting sick would really fuck me
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>>719736122
shit, hopefully you figure out something.
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>>719735981
If it's any consolation I am the one who said you should be a male model. I know people say it's too expensive to live in, but honestly if there was any way in hell you could make it to Auckland you'd be set.
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leak all saturday
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>>719732145
Though I love my parents I hope for them to die in a quick and easy fashion.
I dont want to be financially responsible for them while they need care
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>>719735944
Say goodbye to your girlfriend and get used to being a nigger. That's what you are.
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>>719734371
Just time stamp then we might believe you
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>>719735309
yes actually as in ive always wanted to be a victim of sexual abuse and i want an older guy to ue me for sex but ive beenhj "lucky enough to have never been raped" but i feel jealous of others who have and wish it was me that was raped instead of them
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>>719736298
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i have stolen two panties from the sister of my GF when i was for a few Minutes in her Bathroom! I did it, because she turns me really on!
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>>719736394
thats fucked,
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>>719736428
Kys
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>>719736180
I'll just stay up all night and if I catch a break in the weather I'll jog home. Thanks man
>>719736221
Thanks, although my body isn't in the right state for that. I'm pretty scarred up from head to toe
>>719736385
I don't know how to do that on this phone, sorry. Do you want a picture of something specific? I'll take a picture of the cars leather seats of you want? They're red.
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>>719736428
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Not my secret, but my Dad's. When I was 13, I wasn't allowed to stay up in the early hours of the morning to watch a rugby game, but my Dad said that he'd tape it for me when he did. The next day, I watched the game. At half time, my Dad must've forgotten that it was being taped and switched to softcore porn. I fapped to that tape for years until my Mum taped over it to record something else.

I like to think that my Dad was doing me a solid and giving me some good material. Thanks Dad.
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>>719736590
best dad ever
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>>719736573
>doesn't know what a timestamp is
yeah okay whatever what part of NZ are you in?
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>>719736793
I do know what a timestamp is I just don't know how to achieve one with my phone... Bruh sorry ;(
Also I live in the suburb Willowbridge in Waimate.
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I keep coming back to this hellhole and have ever since I was 18 because I love you people and honestly feel the most at home here with you degenerates than I do in most other places.

Is it the fact that there will always be someone objectively worse than me hanging around?

Is it the anonymity?

Or is it true love?
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I bet off to the thought of having sex with my stepdaughter all the time
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>>719736904
lmao okay then. Didn't realise the entire country was getting fucked by the storm, I'm up in Auckland and I'm getting dicked by the weather too.
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>>719736931
>Is it the anonymity?
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>>719737036
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>>719737048
Yeah it's shitty. We had a really good day actually and I didn't think it would rain. That's why I'm here but it's cold as fuck. Not the first time I've had to be ass cold though so I'll live it. Haven't been back on 4chan in a lot if years now, been living this way since I was 15 and my druggo mother disappeared. Used to frequent trap threads. Such is life.. go from being cute to rekt in a few days. It's top zozzle really.
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>>719736587
i also posted nude pics of the sister here on /b/
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>>719737260
i take it back, youre a saint
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>>719737260
Please, provide us with some viewing material.
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>>719737169
You're right, 69. It's probably true love.
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>>719735736
post more pls, I'm always interested in these
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>>719737491
this the new Zealand guy
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>>719737585
I'm trying to be conservative with my data honestly. Do you have a kik? Then U can send pictures easier. Until then, here's alcohol I stole..
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>>719737903
dude im an 19 y0 guy you aint going to get shit
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>>719738026
? What ¿
I'm just saying is easier to send pictures via kik. And I'm going to have to go charge my phone soon so I'll have to go. Sorry.
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I catfish old perverts into sending me money whilst pretending to be a 18 year old broad.
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i think nudism should be legal
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>>719738026
Sorry man I'm going to go. If you decide to message me on kik its >epicpiffle
Don't laugh. Or do
Bye
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I cheated on my girlfriend on new years.
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I like sending people pics of my stepmom and watching them post her everwhere
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>>719733555
Land whale, arr she blows.
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>>719732145
I trade nudes of hs freshmans on kek, lol

I fuck teens basically as often as my gf isnt home. I love nutting in them on her bed.
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>>719736394
male?
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>>719736428
everyone does that
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>>719737260
repost
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>>719736394
Trust me, you really don't.
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>>719738998
so the real secret is, are you super rich or some kind of male model?
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Cam chat blackmail guy reporting. Haven't been in one of these threads for a while.
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>>719735744
>>719735256
Interested. What was removed?
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Shared pictures of my daughter, sometimes info.
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>>719732145
>be in 5th grade
>have potato cousin over
>playing WaveRace on the 64 with him and my brother
>for some reason i put my ass in his face and let out a huge fucken fart
>he makes a face and laughs
>my younger brother laughs at him as do i
sorry Carlos. I'm a fucken dick.
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>>719732145
Started seeing a married coworker behind everyone's back for about a week now. We haven't fucked yet but she gave me a hand job while I drove her home
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I love wanking and exposing my cock to anybody, men, women, children. I have a hole cut in my coat pocket so I can stroke my cock in public, and cialis prevents stage fright. When I'm going to cum I'll pull my cock out wherever I am. I pay kids in parks, boys and girls 7-12 yo, singly or in groups, to watch me wank and cum.
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>>719732145
> I often cheat on my GF (1 year relationship) with prostitutes
> Did so when I was with my ex for 3 years as well
> Neither of them knows
> Have been with at least 10 prostitutes while with my ex
> Have been with at least 8 prostitutes while with my current GF

I'm about to look for another one today.
AMA
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>>719741219
sweet. you must exchange luggage often.
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>>719735944
Niiiice!
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>>719732424
You nigga cant feel my pyroclastic flow of shit
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>>719741307
You mean STDs? No, never.
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>>719735944
Thats awesome i just turned 30 and i fucked a girl who just turned 18
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>>719741642
One of my exes fucked a guy in his 50s when she was 18
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>>719741601
you must be good at playing darts then my friend.
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>>719738378
... It is.
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>>719741803
Yea those young girls are sluts and will do every and anything
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>>719732256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HMjOf-45So
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>>719741869
She sure was a slut. Had some great fun with her
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I used to stick my tongue in my sisters pussy when she was passed out drunk when we where younger it wad always nice and warm
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>>719741066
I wank beside primary schools - love the children watching me cum.
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I do absolutely nothing at work besides playing with cool new stuff (htc vive, laser cutters, 3d printers, ...) and wasting the company's money on my own projects and i get paid for it.
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i masturbated today from 2 am to 10 am straight, only stopped to snort some more amphetamine
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>>719742065
I want to be you.
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I am 21 years old and straight yet i crossdress every chance i get
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I'm about to go and buy heroin.
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>>719742236
why not fentanyl you pussy ass bitch
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i want to suck off a friend of mine while i let him watch a video of my wife masturbating.
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>>719742561
can i be your friend?
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>>719742476
Prefer smack.
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>>719742629
haha i wish this could happen today.
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I make far more money per hour on RS pretending to be a girl than any other method. People are so fucking thirsty.
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I have been eating my own cum for years. Couldn't do it at first, so froze a shot, thawed it for next wank and poured it into and kept it in my mouth till I came, then I swallowed. Finally progressed to eating my cum as I came. Then started freezing more. Now I wank at least once a day into a jar in my freezer. Once a month I'll thaw and warm it so I can play with and swallow whole mouthfuls.
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all my friends think im black but im actually white
idk what to do if they find out theyll probably murder me
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>>719742802
preferring something that is 50 less potent
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>>719732145
I voted for Trump.
pic related
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>>719742946
What's RS?
Teach me your methods
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>>719743291
Runescape mate not real cash, in theory though this can be used in other circumstances
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>>719743229
You so cool now
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fapped to tg porn
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>>719733068
I hope life goes better for you anon.
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I work for the cia in one of the analytics positions, im a very terrible person which lacks empathy and goes to work stoned most of the time but im able to hide it. I literally do nothing allday, im really good at "pretending-to-work" and it has gone so far that i even can take day's off because of a higher security clearance. No one is allowed to ask questions here.
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>>719732145

I have a fantasy where I kidnap every one of my ex girlfriends and put them in a room together, bound and gagged with duct tape while i fap over each one in turn while I am dressed in a shiny gymnastics leotard and thigh high shiny boots with an inflatable butt plug stuffed up my ass.

Then I agree to let them go if they make out with each other as I take photos of them

I'm diamonds just thinking about it now
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>>719743097
Fent wears off very quickly and doesn't feel the same as smack at all. What point are you trying to make?
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>>719742561
I want to do the exact same thing. I have lots of pics and videos of her.
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>>719744036
Thanks for being honest Anon, we'll be sure to alert the authorities.
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slept with a minor a couple weeks ago...
didn't find out how old she was till after

honestly don't regret it
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>>719734925
lucky
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>>719732145
I woke up one morning to blowing the biggest load into my dog's (f) mouth, best orgasm ever....
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>>719735815
>Waimate
newfie fag
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>>719744452
we should get together. haha i have a ton of my wife too. idk why thought of sucking off my friend while he is watching the vids turns me on, but it just does. not sure how to make it actually happen though.
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>>719745590
Hrs seen the pics and videos before and he wants to fuck her. Such a turn on to know own that when he sees her he knows what every inch of her looks like and what she looks like fucking, sucking, taking loads to her face and playing with herself. Man, turns me in so much!
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>>719745805
Dang that is exactly what I am talking about. Are you me? haha I've shown him a video before and that's exactly what I think about it whenever he sees her now, i.e. that he knows exactly what she looks like naked with her legs spread and what she does with herself. What a freaking turn on!
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>>719746079
Haha! Want to trade stuff?
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>>719746123
definitely, kik?
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>>719746123
yes, but no. i don't want them spread around. just want to let him, and another friend maybe, see her. and maybe suck his dick while looks through them. haha

>>719746328
nice try! haha
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>>719746391
If you change your mind email me. Johnbrock583 at g mail

Where u from by the way?
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>>719734210
Offer up ass. Works for me.
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>>719744508
Oooooh! No! Pleeeease don't! You're ssss, scaring meee. etc.
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>>719746470
got it. craigslistflorida hot mail
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>>719741219
Why?
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>>719741642
risky ricky
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>>719742227
>I am 21 years old and straight yet i crossdress every chance i get
>straight
...
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I had an offer from an attractive couple in their forties to join them for a bareback threesome with cum play. Although I wanted to very badly, I chimped out because I was scared. Could have been great.
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>>719732145
I know he's just using me for sex but I still wanna wife him up. ;(
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>>719732145

I'm only going to school so that I can design a weapon that will destroy human civilization. I literally want to find a way to kill 95% of the Earth's population. Prepare yourself, OP.
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I get paid over $60k a year to sit at my desk & shitpost on /b/ all day
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>>719733968
Were you made homeless because your parents didn't like you being gay?
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I had sex with a woman with this exact body for 48 straight hours. It was fantastic, but caused all kinds of shit because we were both married to other people. Not worth it.
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I enjoy spanking girls with their pants and panties down; on their bare bottom.
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>>719732424
>Kektimus Prime
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When I was about 13-14, (and still a virgin) my friend's mum tried to get in the shower with me. At first, she just straight up asked me, (after making my friend/her son "stay in the garden") ...
Really good story actually! I'll type it out later when I get the chance and post it on /b/ somewhere.
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I can't stop having sexual thoughts about my daughter. Pic related.
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>>719735944
Don't do it, bro. Fucked a 15 year old after egging me on for months. Shit went sideways and now I'm separated from wife at the moment.
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>>719737903
drink you but not need no you no?
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>>719749313
I don't blame you. How many times have you caught her naked or spied on her?
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I have nudes of my old girlfriend. She is now married and is an arrogant stuck up republican church faker. Should I expose her for the hypocrite that she is? Her husband would be shocked to know how much her pussy was explored before he came along.
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>>719749532
Wat
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>>719749313
Jesus, middle pic!
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>>719749538
Caught her a few times through a crack in her bed room door. Fap to her constantly.
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>>719749553
Post immediately
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>>719734674
This. Library cards usually only cost a dollar. Libraries are heated, have internet and allow you to learn shits. I would recommend
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>>719749662
Yeah she wore that out. Unbelievable. Could only imagine how many guys wanted her. Turned me on like crazy.
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>>719734776
>>719734743
kek
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>>719749663
How old are you/how old is she.

Would you bang her if she asked, even if there were consequences?
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>>719732145
> worked at walmart
> discussed lax security with a few mates
> decided to conspire to heist some elex
> I worked door while bro wheeled cart w/ USD5K of elex out lawn and garden door
> other bro had truck - booty went to truck, then to my house
> we took photos of stack of boxes with pride
> turns out I'm in same fraternity as Sam Walton
> I stole from my frat brother
> shame on me
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>>719749777
She's 22. I'm 46. Would do it if she was into it. But obviously would swear her to secrecy.
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>>719732256
i know. and i know who you are.
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>>719733068
you in Cali or AZ?
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>>719749553
Expose the bitch
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>>719749935
You seriously think you could bang your daughter if the chance came up?
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>>719749553
Libcuck detected kys beta fag
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>was molested a few times in public
>got a fetish for public molestation
>like to read shota and loli
>have a 12 GB of pictures of Afghan people

Can't think of anything else
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I want to be gangraped by a bunch of 14-15yo boys
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>>719732145
I've been pegged before
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>>719752870
>was molested a few times in public
By whom?
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my secret is for 2016-2017 new years, i told my co-workers i just went to a bar for a few drinks then went to bed. When I actually stayed at a hospital for injuries sustained after an apparent fail suicide attempt
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>>719753463
Random older men.

One of them followed me into the bathroom and and started grabbing at me after his friend shut the door on us but I got out. Now that was scary. But other times in the train or wherever it happened I got off on it
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>>719753904
How old were you? Do you have an attraction to boys the same age as you were then?
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>>719733555
How does your girl feel about that?
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>>719754062
I was 16 or 17, so nothing like child abuse

I find guys from the ages of 12-50s attractive, wouldn't go after a kid though, I do like men older than me the most
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>>719736021
You sid the right thing, even thiugh you did abad thing. They forgave you. Now you have to forgive yourself.
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>>719754293
>16 or 17
sounds like you consented to a gay gangbang, you being the receptive part
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>>719736590
Your welcome, lad.
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>>719737179
Wow, do you eat her out or suck her off?
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>>719742955
but why?
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>>719732145
I have reason to believe I fathered my little sister
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>>719742227
Nothing wrong with that. You look good. I'm sure you feel good when you do it.
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I'm in love
She is a callgirl
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