Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Waifu claiming thread? Really? I don't even know where the fuck to begin. Like, Wow, Seriously? I'm not judging you or anything but do you have serious mental disability and no social life?
How fucking pathetic is that?
You need a girlfriend ASAP, this post shows why you don't have one.
Always. Monday and Tuesdays the days off. I'm trying to plan that out! Gotta get out of debt first, then looking into schooling!
Princess/Queen of the Valley of the Wind
Hayao Miyazaki approved waifu
What've you been up to?
Should I not welcome people when they arrive? That's usually how welcoming works.
RIp work days. Oh really, you're looking at school stuff? What are you interested in (inb4 some car stuff)
Hi! Super tired still. How are you?
EXCUSE ME I REALLY DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT YOUR USELESS CARTOON WORSHIP SESSION
BUT YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING RETARDED
MCFUCKING KILL YOURSELVES FAGGOTS
YOU WILL NEVER FIND THE PERFECT WOMAN LOSERS
JUST FIND ANOTHER FAT GAY NERD LIKE YOURSELF TO POKE IN THE ASS
ACTUAL WOMEN ARE REPULSED BY YOU
Not much. Been trying to sleep more, but that rain woke me up it was so loud.
Of course! Trying to get some certifications and such in the auto field!
O-oh. I was hoping no one noticed.
Sounds awesome! Best of luck to you, get some nice mechanic job that pays better and has less shitty hours.
Cold, and a little frustrated about my computer.
Why didn't you sleep well?
Ah, yeah. I was tempted to go back to sleep when I heard how heavy the rain was this morning.
I like sleeping with heavy rain though, honestly
It rained all day here today, and all i could think about was how i wanted to spend it snuggled up to you.
Ah, I'm just exhausted from yesterday snowboarding still. Took a nap and it only made me more tired. Blankets! Why are you frustrated with your computer?
Good morning, night, afternoon, bleh
Blankets don't work in the kitchen!
I'm building a watercooling loop and having a really weird problem I've never had before.
Well, at least you'll sleep well tonight, then
Awe same it rained and snowed here and it was cold without you>>719730514
Odds are, won't get better hours really. They'll just shift to the day time. Which will kinda suck in terms of spending time with Anya...
Apparently it's been hella flooding around some areas. Bit glad I live on a hill now.
And ya, sleeping during rain is really nice.
Ayyyy Little Neck.
Heya Louise. How are you?
Oh wow you got snow too? Well now i'm here to keep you warm~.
Blankets work everywhere, please! Ah, interesting. Watercooling always looked so daunting to attempt. Hope you get it working.
I feel like you'd get slightly better hours, like 9-5 or something close. A lot of mechanic places I know of aren't open more 24/7 and have enough people to take care of the job. Anya would understand, your current job is super shitty and stressful.
Hey neck, how's it been? Where are you? I'm in NJ, 4:44 am :^ )
I'm sure we both got those flash flood warnings.
You at work right now, or able to get some rest?
Pretty good, been playing some Majora's Mask.
How about you?
I have some nice USB heated slippers I'm wearing that are great though.
I did before! I had a working loop.
But not anymore
Good because I was so very lonely without you
Transgirl Kyouko Hijack! Ha ha! Greeting from lgbt
Oi mate, how are ya?
Why does she look upset? Hi btw
I remember watching the show waaay back. The part where she got caught rping was hilarious
Hello Tomoko, have we met before? There's many Tomokos so it's a bit difficult to tell apart
Well, ya. Pretty much. And I know she'd understand, but it doesn't mean I would feel any better talking to her less!
Been decent-ish. San Diego, 1:50 AM m8.
Work, of course. Had to use a towel today so my seat wouldn't soak my ass on the drive here.
>Now you know another reason I didn't wanna teach you in the rain.
Cool. I'm alright, a little tired though. I finally ordered Dark souls 1 and 2 today, so i'm excited for when those get here.
As was i. But it's okay my love, we're together now.
heated slippers sound like something I'd never be willing to wear but would always want. I'm proud of you. Weird that it would just stop. Just buy a new computer.
Am doing great, how are you?
You talk to her like 20 hours a day, a few hours less won't be too bad!
Well, you have a Kyouko already, right? Someone who always claims her?
I am not her. I come from lgbt.
Got caught RPing..?
Like when she dressed up as a catgirl then Saito brought back Scarron and everyone in season 3?
Man, I love this show
That sounds...Pretty bad, yeah. Is it just a leak problem with your roof?
But at least you had a towel!
Oh yeah, that'll be great! I sure wish I could go back and play them for the first time again.
Same with Katawa.
Well sure, I just wear em around the house. They were a christmas gift, actually. And they're great.
It is kinda weird, but..
>Buy a new computer
nah m8. Gotta build.
Why not just claim a different waifu then
Buy an alienware, I hear they are the best.
Excuse you, it's only like 14!
It's a problem with my weather stripping around the windows. I've yet to find a place that can redo it.
Kk, gotcha. Don't stay up to late : ^ )
I'm doing well. What's the show your waifu is from about?
Yes! That one. I cringed for her. Fun show
Yes I'm S mug. >>719731750
Care to do something sexy for me?
Because there's a reason I use Kyouko.
Once I posted under the Homura, and I picked that name out of despair. Kyouko gives me hope. She represents the fact I have stepped into the light. I'm going to be a girl.
Building is a fun hobby, and you get more for your money.
And this is when you settle down and learn how to do something for yourself!
Did you ever go back and watch Season 4? It was really good, way better than S3.
Love live sunshine
>not having more than one waifu to choose from when needed
Then that's all you, sometimes I forget some people have actual attachments to who they choose. Sorry
I'm really upset that you think I was serious.
I wish. You know, 8 AM minimum.
If I do that, I may just end up using some kinda wood glue, or some other adhesive.
I'm a little disappointed it's taken me this long to finally get them. Ah man that would be amazing.
Of course, what do you have in mind?
Well, hey, I ain't aboutta tell people how to live their lives
but I'm glad you weren't
Do you think wood glue would be good for that?
It's okay. DS3 is the best anyway.
Eyyyyy glad to know you're still around ^-^
It's been so long I don't remember. I only remember snippets of it. Is season four the one with the elf with the big breasts?
How are you Tomoyo hmmm?
I'm not sure what that was the answer to : ^ )
Toast-eee. I joke I joke
Just that you and Anya are cute~
I figured the "Just buy an alienware" meme would have given it away.
Well after all this time alone I want to really feel want you to know how much I missed you>>719732786
Yeah I'm not really going anywhere
Wow I fucked up>>719732602
typing that out sorry
Lets get down to buisness.
Whoever this white girl is
looks like i have that to look forward to as well then.
The best toasty.
Oh my, i can feel it already~.
It's ok, i know what you were tryimg to say.
That's season 3, 2008. A few years later we got Season 4.
Y'know, I thought about it, but
It's understandable. It's a stupid little thing, but it helps me.
What are your specs tho?
Whatever works ain't stupid.
I'm so jealous of all these drawn characters taking drawn dick.
What sort of thing do you usually play?
Honestly, i dunno off the top of my head. I'm more trying to get this damn pump to work.
All your favorite characters love bbc
Dayum boii even yo daddy can't resist mah big black dick
I'm so excited I can't even put my desires into words
Why would any girl want your tiny white dicklets
I usually play shooters and hack and slash.. What about you?
Mmm i guess you'll just have to show me then.
Compliment my waifus body, it makes me hard.
Well first I want you to do a sort of strip show for me>>719734554
She has nice legs
She'd look great dressed up as a penguin. :^)
Little bit of everything, to be honest.
What's your favorite game?
Her hair is cute.
Something like this~?
Hmm that's a bit tough...Maybe Metal gear solid 3. What about yours?
I keep meaning to get into the MGS series.
I went back and played 1 and couldn't beat Revolver Ocelot.
I'm a scrub..
Probably Super Metroid.
Oh, hello again!
How are you?
Oh yes except I want you to be closer to me so I can touch
And why might that be?
He's not so bad, allll you gotta do is run around with your gun drawn and keep shooting him. I've actually never played any of the Metroid games.
Bacon, keep your clothes on.
Yes I want to be able to run my hands up and down all over your body
I'll go back and give it a shot at some point, I'm sure.
Nobody ever has...They're good games! They really are!
Good to know, I guess? You should tell that to a nice friendly cop.
On the contrary, i think you should take some off.
Yes, feel me to your hearts content.
So you haven't played the MGS games before?
I'm not a Heathen, I prefer to keep myself clothed.
I played MGS1 up until that point
beat the first mission of MGS4 and it made me want to play more, so I went back to MGS1.
Can't say I would, no.
Oh I will I'm sure your body will be plenty soft
>not a weird anon
>wants to RP
But that's boring.
Oh nice, you're in for a hell of a ride.
Good, my body is yours and i want you to take it all in and enjoy yourself.
Ah well I'm pretty bad at the whole thing but I'll chat
It's certainly not degrading.
Don't call me a dingus, ya dingo.
If you're both anons and both weird, you're both the weird anon!
Well I want you to have your fun as well
You can still be degraded with clothes on ya know.
Oh i will, having your hands running all over my body will give me plenty of enjoyment as well.
You should give the Metroid games a shot at some point, though!
Yes, but the difference between you and I is that I don't degrade myself.
I'm sure i will.
Ah so you want to be degraded by someone else then. I gotcha.
I am aware.
Well yeah I'm comfortable with Hanako >>719738003
But I want you to be able to let lose as well
That's good! You said you like hack n' slash, right?
How do you feel about DMC?
I am female.
I would prefer to Not be degraded at all.
>not being your own waifu
You're behind the times my dude
>being female online
Glad to hear it, anon~
I will, but it's your turn first~. Besides, i don't think i'll have time tonight, i have to go to sleep soon. So tonight it's all about you.
I love DMC. I haven't play the latest one though.
That's good, i respect that.
Pretty sure yeah.
Your waifu is your avatar here, is it not?
That was the whole point!
Mm, no thank you, though.
A lot of people give DMC shit, but I actually prefer it to Devil May Cry 4.
If you need it I guess>>719739419
Well if that's the case I want you to get it all out of your system before you go. Tell me your desires. Do it to me
Oh, but I thought you just said you didn't want to!
I wish an anon wanted to kill me. Woe is me.
Everyone was all upset about how different the new Dante is. My favorite was probably Devil May Cry 3. I played the demo for DMC and it wasn't bad just it felt like it played a lot different than the other ones. That's probably why i haven't gotten around to getting it yet.
Well if you insist.. I want to use a toy that we can use together, as we grind against each other so we can both get off, making it even more pleasurable.
Feel free to take mine, assuming he is not you.
I played a LITTLE of 3.
DMC was the only one I beat to be honest. I like how it's a bit more fast-paced what with the grappling and stuff.
I'm good, I've got Ika for me.
And no, I'm too lazy to play multiple people.
Sorry I cant remember, are you the Louise person?
That sounds so dirty but very enjoyable. I would like to do that until I sweat >>719739724
No I need that to post
You have fun with Ika, I suppose!
That sure is my waifu's name, yes. I have proper filenames on my desktop, but...
Yeah the grappling is a pretty neat thing.
Mmm we would work up quite a sweat i imagine. Alright, i have to get to bed now Tomoko.. I wish i could stay longer.
Goodnight Hanako I hope you have pleasant dreams
I bet it's why I couldn't get into the older ones.
Ah okay, I wasn't sure. I don't know anime girl names.
>not liking dicks
What are you, gay?
I'm sure you'll make an appearance in them. Goodnight Tomoko my love.
>you will never see his face when this
I kinda hate Makoto's filenames because they're all so gelbooru it's hard to get a name out of em.
Well then I'm not going to like you too much
I kinda like em cause they always have "Mokoto" in them lol
Who is that lovely person in the picture?
Bard? Is that you?
Maybe not to you, faggot
Life is okay, just finishing up some homework.
What about you?
Yeah..I really need to move my filenamed folder onto my laptop, or just get my desktop going.
I don't like not having filenames.
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the Tiff of a thread called /waifu/
In west Rancho Cucamonga born and raised
On the ponyville.net was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in /waifu/”
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."
Tumblr.com, yo, this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of /waifu/ living like?
Hmm, this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the Tiff of /waifu/
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said “Skype.com” and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, home to /waifu/“
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the David of /waifu/