Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>719729590
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claim :o
>>719741578
Good, started work on a new track. Hopefully going to sound better than the other junk I've made.
>>719741734
Oh I didn't mean they're lowly. Just me.
>>719741827
do you wish that was you?
>>719741703
You stole my cup and phone you're the meanie
>>719741878
Hey there welcome back.
>>719741774
Why is that? And who said I like dicks?
>>719741636
I'm too lazy to name all my files, more power to you.
>>719741659
You should show up more if yoy're that popular u.u
>>719741843
That's weird, i'm pretty sure lowly people don't look like you do.
>>719742026
>Less than 250 good pictures of fanart of her
Claim
>>719742026
Because then you'll be a hypocrite
You implied it, even if you didn't say it
>>719742060
Addict
>>719742115
Huh? If this is a compliment then thanks.
>>719742144
I only ever had like 15 pics of my first ever avatar, so I named them. Any more than that I'd give up.
>>719742251
I never said I liked dicks nor did I say I wasn't gay, so I could just be a faggot that doesn't like dicks. Who knows man.
>>719742459
I don't know what that means. I just had these auto downloaded for me, named emselves.
>>719742574
Autocorrect is a bitch
>>719742574
Ok
>>719742574
Oh gosh, that must've been annoying.
I think I named about...230 pictures by hand?
>>719742429
Of course it is a compliment, what else? Silly.
>>719742574
How can you be one without liking them? It's like being vegetarian and not liking healthy stuff.
>>719742754
You are a true saint.
>>719742811
I don't even remember where this conversation started anymore
>>719742888
>checked
Nah, just sadly devoted to the same fictional character for nine years now.
>>719742811
Not sure. I'm used to being insulted.
I'm too tired for this shit
カラミチーマス
>>719742026
Ya.... naps are nice.
>Go do patrol, second one all night
>Had to call 911 for some guy
My luck...
>>719742888
Not good missy, you weren't focused enough on the lesson u.u
>>719743018
Why would someone like you be used to that? You know you're talking with someone inferior if the start insulting you, so it's not your fault.
>>719743014
Damn, 9 years huh? Rough ride.
>>719743021
So go to sleep
>>719743255
Rip. Call 911 for him or on him?
>>719743255
Is there a story there?
>>719743402
Yeeep. But it's totally okay now though. I got a cute girlfriend who ISN'T fictional.
>>719743399
Oh it's part of how I've grown up, my online interactions and how me and my friend used to make conversation half the time. It's not a bad thing.
>>719743402
For him. Apparently he was a veteran that went to Tijuana and got robbed for $9k, everything in his wallet, and had to walk all the way back to SD, was sleeping under bridges for a few nights, and was starting to have severe chest pains tonight.
>Blue stripes
Nice...
>>719743526
See above.
>>719743402
I can't. I have to be at a temple by 8.
>>719743399
I have a hard time keeping track of all these conversations! Also sorry to disappoint, but I'm no missy.
>>719743526
That's the good stuff right there. Does she post with you?
>>719743633
>going to Tijuana with 9k in your wallet
Real believable.
Blue stripes are nice stripes, pink stripes are favourite though.
>>719743634
We talking like an actual temple? Why's that?
>>719743633
Damn, some people just have unlucky lives.
>>719743710
Yeah, she posts on the waifu thread sometimes.
But for now, it is 5:30 AM, so I am going to go to bed.
>>719743710
I know you're not, but i prefer to refer to people by using their avatar as guideline, from my experience on 4Chan i learnt that someone that uses a female avatar probably wants others to refer to him as a female, i guess i'll make an exception with you ^.^
>>719743632
Still, why using insults to make conversations when compliments are much nicer?
>>719743710
Hey, I'm not here to question believably. Simply to call, observe, report.
I dunno man, green is pretty good to...
>>719743967
Eh, going to Tijuana is just begging for something like that to happen. If you go down there, you better be packing.
>>719743967
Cute~ Sleep tight!
>>719744028
I'm only using a female avatar since it's /waifu/
Normally I use a male avatar on just avatar threads.
>>719744092
I'll allow green, I guess. Pink/black is probably my favourite though. Such good contrast. Purple is nice too.
Claim, Hello
>>719744190
Aren't those threads allowing husbandos too though? Pretty sure i've seen a Dio-sama poster as well every now and then.
>>719743710
Hell yeah. And because Asian stuff. Those performances I talked about are coming up.
>>719741954
Cutie.
>>719744190
I can agree with that.
>>719744460
But my male avatar is just someone I relate with in a few ways and also like the personality of, not a husbando.
>>719744319
Hello there
>>719744729
What kinda Asian stuff? I didn't know they did things at temples. I still haven't been to a temple yet and I've been here for almost 3 months.
>>719744917
Outfits like that the good stuff too. Just need some pink hair on that.
>>719744954
>Pink hair
Fucking weeb.
>>719744954
Hows your day going?
>>719745128
Ones waifu should not be judged by the color of their hair but their shit tier personality.
>>719745128
I always liked natural colours more.
>>719745264
Oh, I have nothing against waifus of any type. But I am gunna call him a fucking weeb for his tastes.
>>719745625
That is how you do it right, you keep up the good work.
>>719745128
Very rude of you.
>>719745264
It's going well but I should be asleep. How about you?
>>719745625
I just like unnatural hair colours on my real girls.
You like being a kitten, I like different hair colors, we all have what we're into!
>>719746104
It is getting close to sleep time for me too.
>>719745602
I've got my specific odd colors I like myself. But natural is always good.
>>719746077
Will do.
>>719746104
S-Shut up faggot! You don't even know what I'm into!
Also
>Real """"""""girls""""""""
>>719746248
Why up so late?
>>719746268
I mean I kinda do...
And yes, REAL GIRLS. Not everyone is gay like you.
>>719746789
NOPE!
Excuse me, who's the one here that has had sex with another male? Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Did someone say avatar
>>719746875
Excuse me but I couldn't tell it was a male at first so it doesn't count
>>719747093
No kitty no!
>>719747156
Uh huh, suuuure it doesn't. I bet the balls even touched.
>>719744954
The temple is more like a meetup now, prep and packing to go other places.
>>719747280
Time to summon Sachi
>mfw watching GJ-bu
Classic.
>>719747280
They might have. I'm almost jealous that he didn't pretend to be a kitty for me.
>>719747304
Ah, well have fun!
>>719747858
Fucking lewd...
And are you implying something here?
>>719746789
Just got off of work.
>>719746875
It is hard to tell some times.
>>719748093
Got lost?
>>719748043
What's that supposed to mean?!
Wow. It got gay QUICK.
>>719747920
No not at all, certainly not that someone I know acts like that but pretends not to.
Hmm. I feel like some of these pictures are being posted in the wrong thread. There's something out of place around them. I mean, I know Mako is here, but jeeze.
>>719748233
No dude, it's not gay if it's a feminine penis
>>719748275
I want pocky :(
/dump of Chara nudes
>>719748277
A feminine penis doesn't make it not gay. Feminine penises are still penises, and being a male that likes penises is gay.
You're a faggot, and it's a guy!
>>719748196
Dunno, completly distracted with random dude getting naked. all train of thought is gone.
>>719748233
Yes.
>>719748418
No but dude, it's not a male penis, it's on a girl. So it's straight
missed one
>>719748275
Now listen here you nigger...
>>719748380
That's who all these are of?
>>719748493
RIP
>>719748502
Your mental gymnastics are impressive, but you are still attracted to penises. Which makes you gay. Feminine or masculine, you like penis. In and around you. It's just by definition that you are gay.
>>719748360
I could walk outside and get some right now. Jealous?
(it doesn't taste that great, so why would I?)
>>719748634
Well I'm not wrong.
>>719748518
Why all the random naked pics anyway?
>>719748634
yush
>>719748502
It depends on how the fempenis is viewed. If the fempenis is seen as mainly feminine and attractive person before dick comes out then fempenis. When its random cock its not fempenis.
>>719748634
Allready dead inside so its ok I guess.
>>719748653
No dude, you don't understand. She's a girl!!!!
She's not the same sex as I am so it's not gay xdd
>>719748682
I am jealous. Also I like them so I would but then
>>719748750
Oh boy, it's still a penis though
>>719748682
So are.
>>719748715
Lewd as fuck.
>>719748750
Double RIP
>>719748983
that's the idea
>>719748983
So are what?
>>719748885
Just go to Asia, it's that easy.
*Look guys, there's nothing gay about feminine penis voice* totally straight
>>719748885
Most impressive. I understand you are trolling but there are mentally handicapped snowflakes out there that actually believe this.
>>719749137
I'm in Canada -_-
There's nothing easy about that trip
And kek
>>719749187
I accept what I ask and fap to traps in doujins exclusively, when I do
>go to thread
>see noodz
>actually enjoy them
just in time
>>719749618
Gay
>>719749695
Its not gay, its a very femine dick, totally straight, no homo, my parents are proud of me.
>>719749770
i'm sure chara's parents are proud of him too :^)
-falls out of the storage closet in an avalanche of stashed treasures.-
When you see him look him in the eye
Look him in the eye and he won’t dare to follow
If you need to, hook him with your right
Hook him with your right till he wiggles and wallows
He sleeps atop a bag of raven’s legs
Curled up rats napping by his head
Takes his eye out with a ball point pen
And makes nunchaku with his torn off legs
You wake up with a hatchet over your head
You wake up with a hatchet over your head
I can see you running
I can see you running
Gone in the blink of my eye
Gone gone gone in the blink of my eye
Open your eyes choking on his breath
Choking on his breath you grimace then smile
Take a toke of his wet cigarette
He picks your brains
You stub it on his chest
[Verse 4]
Slit his tongue with one fast hand
Stuff his mouth with the salty sand
Tie his arms with hair from his head
And roll him round like a rusty can
-pokes his head up out of the debris and looks around. So many wonderful things to explore! He picks up the nearest toy, a multicolored bike helmet, thinking it some kind of bowl-
>>719749955
Hey now, its her choice, no? No point in judging a person.
>>719750275
that was the joke, his parents hate him
-pokes his fingers through the holes, trying to figure out what kind of soup this bowl is used for. He gets lost in thought for a moment before his eyes land on the next treasure, the bowl promptly forgotten-
>>719750646
Oh boy, I sure did not grasp that joke, thank you for explaining it to me.
>>719750746
Wait, is this the suit from that Monster Girls anime?
You gotta be a piece of bad cake to lose in a best girl fight with a bunch of dumbasses like that bunch.
Just saying.
>>719750746
eat a dick
>>719750834
Shaddap, she`s best, Darling just has a shit taste.
>>719750838
If it femine and girly, sure : ^)
-pulls the toy out of the pile, a box with cast iron pans in it. It is heavy and difficult to handle but Sonata opens the box and pulls out the pans with a reverent "oooh".-
Good morning /b/itches
Potchari girls are the best kind
So cute and cuddly~
>>719751326
Fuck you /v/irgin
>>719751371
Nice /p/rojection, faceless
>>719750993
>Girly
>dick
Pick one.
>>719751455
Idk, Tali is a good waifu. The best one from ME at least.
>>719751513
Its a meme you dip
>>719751455
It was a pun actually.
Since your waifu is a video game character and /v/ is vidya gaymez and their names (like /a/utists, /mu/tants, etc.) are /v/irgins.
But it's completely true you have your guymen still intact
>>719751563
Tali is top tier waifu, and god tier ME waifu for certain.
Technically at this point both are memes
>>719751641
Ah, i didnt catch that since i just woke up. However it is far from any truth.
>>719751773
Well your hand doesn't count. Even though masturbation feels better.
>>719751326
Hello
>>719751935
This can be true. Sometimes fapping feels better than sex, but not all the time
>>719751970
Hello download.jpg
>>719751970
Oh boy, a crab poster. Sure the waifu quality got higher since I last visited.
>>719751970
Why does your waifu look like a zone character
>>719752055
Took the bait.
Confirmed virgin.
>inb4 pretending to be retarded.
I'm talking about the masturbation part. 13 year old butts > hand/TENGA
>>719752140
Pls be at least thirteen fug :DDDDD
>>719752140
Who's this cutie?
>>719752370
>boy
Oh
>>719752449
>>719752453
hey don't judge.
>>719752453
Well I guess it wouldn't be the first time I had sex with a chinese trap.
>>719752515
Never said I was judging
>>719752449
>implying thats not making it better
>>719752569
did you now? got pics? chinese traps are fucking amazing, wish i could find more vids of them online. Got a sauce?
>>719752400
Taking the bait would have been
>nuh uh nothing feels better than sex! Sex is the ultimate pleasure hurrrrrrr
You're just looking more retarded or extremely bored at this point.
>>719752581
It makes it better than a boy but not better than a girl. Traps are mid tier.
>>719752569
>wouldnt be the first time
Tell us more
As you can see the best waifu has just been claimed
>>719752696
Traps are actually higher then girls, at least in my opinion, but every has their own. Thats why its called an opinon, no?
>>719752619
I don't have pics, it was a drunk new years eve night.
>>719752696
Just someone I took home from a club in Korea. First gay experience and all, w/e.
>>719752581
Doesn't really change it for me, I'm still more into girls though.
I get off work, come home, and what the fuck has this thread turned into
>>719752777
You're telling us you are more attracted to men that dress up like women than actual women? I'm pretty sure that makes you gay or at best a bi sexual fag
>>719752733
>Your waifu is shit
>>719752777
They arent for me because not matter what they do they will never actually be a grill. That Being said i still find them overall attractive because of their femininity and would still fuck one.
>>719752851
Was "she" passable or dude in a dress?
>>719752094
Eh perhaps, we shall see.
>>719752216
Wat?
I don't understand the concept of a waifu. Are you claiming characters as exclusive masturbation aides?
>>719752733
I think you posted the wrong pic.
>>719752906
Not enough RP and "your cute" and "no u"?
>>719752906
Gay boys.
>>719752906
Don't judge.
>>719752951
Well, as someone who thought he was straight at the time, I could not tell until it was already too late to go back.
>>719752951
Mass Effect with utter shit.
I don't consider the opinions of someone who uses "amazeballs".
>>719752960
Zone-archive uses the exact animation style to make hentai parodies of other animations
>>719753081
>mad
>at a vidya
Wew, also its a meme ya dip. Every waifu "is shit"
>>719753076
Very well then was it still fun?
i need the Tomoko version of pic related. one of the tomokofags have it on steam I think.
>>719752935
Yeah, probably. Never said Im straight, but Im sure as fuck not gay. Probably just a faggot
>>719752951
>no matter what they do they will never be a grill
thats the point m8
>>719752906
Its like you are implying it was anything but faggots befoe
>>719752960
Idk. Senjougahara is like 3rd or 2nd best girl in the series.
>>719753084
>Zone
>SHAFT
Oh man, oh man, oh man. Could you imagine?
>>719753228
Mass Effect had a poor ending and story.
No its not a meme you retard.
The meme is "you're wifu a shit".
Plus you still use retarded words that fucking Perez Hilton uses.
>>719753228
It was pretty fun and I'd do it again no homo. It'd have to be a damn passable cutie though.
>>719753270
Just accept you're gay horebo!
>>719753260
Closest I got.
If you give me more time I can keep looking.
>>719753533
Tell us more, cause I`d call bullshit on that.
>>719753580
Not gay, I dont even jack off to gay porn, never did it for me. Also
>horebo
Rood and fail.
>>719753014
>Implying I care a lot about that
You seem to have me confused with someone else.
>>719753015
So, Yohane?
>>719753076
Always judging.
>>719753270
Fair enough.
>>719753615
i think thats it, thanks.
are you the actual poster? Because your filename is similar
>>719753680
I couldn't remember if there was a "w" or not, after all you hid away in Discord for so long :(
>>719753270
But i like girls and girlyness
>>719753296
Yes yes i can
>>719753478
The autism in this post is real
>>719753533
Ive never done it but thats how i feel. Like they have to look all girl excluding the dick of course
>>719753084
I feel like I should know that...
>>719753270
As long as Nadeko isnt better then all is well.
>>719753680
You call bullshit on the fact that I banged a trap?
That's a first.
>>719753683
You're a real faggot, you know that?
>>719753781
It was pretty damn awkward, not gonna lie. Just that one difference made me really not know what to do at some points.
>>719753683
There are a lot more gay boys in this thread than just one new poster. A lot more gay boys.
>>719753728
Steam? Using that image? Nope, not me.
>>719753781
Would be interesting to see at least.
>>719753781
>doesn't like the post
>must be autism
gay