Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>719714773
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claim~
How are you all doing tonight?
>>719729590
Waifu claiming thread? Really? I don't even know where the fuck to begin. Like, Wow, Seriously? I'm not judging you or anything but do you have serious mental disability and no social life?
How fucking pathetic is that?
You need a girlfriend ASAP, this post shows why you don't have one.
>>719729663
Ayyyy Louise.
>>719729236
Always. Monday and Tuesdays the days off. I'm trying to plan that out! Gotta get out of debt first, then looking into schooling!
Claiming Nausicaä
Princess/Queen of the Valley of the Wind
Hayao Miyazaki approved waifu
>>719729253
It's ok j understand.
>>719729750
Hello!!
What've you been up to?
>>719729675
Should I not welcome people when they arrive? That's usually how welcoming works.
>>719729750
RIp work days. Oh really, you're looking at school stuff? What are you interested in (inb4 some car stuff)
>>719729663
Hi! Super tired still. How are you?
>>719729746
"seriously" is not a punchline.
>>719729918
I mean marrying him so soon
>>719729746
EXCUSE ME I REALLY DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT YOUR USELESS CARTOON WORSHIP SESSION
BUT YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING RETARDED
MCFUCKING KILL YOURSELVES FAGGOTS
YOU WILL NEVER FIND THE PERFECT WOMAN LOSERS
JUST FIND ANOTHER FAT GAY NERD LIKE YOURSELF TO POKE IN THE ASS
ACTUAL WOMEN ARE REPULSED BY YOU
:^)
>>719729842
Not much. Been trying to sleep more, but that rain woke me up it was so loud.
>>719729918
Of course! Trying to get some certifications and such in the auto field!
>>719729999
O-oh. I was hoping no one noticed.
Nice quads
>>719730047
Nice meme
>>719730116
Sounds awesome! Best of luck to you, get some nice mechanic job that pays better and has less shitty hours.
>>719729999
check'd
>>719729918
Cold, and a little frustrated about my computer.
Why didn't you sleep well?
>>719730116
Ah, yeah. I was tempted to go back to sleep when I heard how heavy the rain was this morning.
I like sleeping with heavy rain though, honestly
>>719729835
It rained all day here today, and all i could think about was how i wanted to spend it snuggled up to you.
>>719730305
Ah, I'm just exhausted from yesterday snowboarding still. Took a nap and it only made me more tired. Blankets! Why are you frustrated with your computer?
Good morning, night, afternoon, bleh
>Tristana claimed
>>719730514
Hanako
>>719730545
Blankets don't work in the kitchen!
I'm building a watercooling loop and having a really weird problem I've never had before.
Well, at least you'll sleep well tonight, then
>>719730514
Awe same it rained and snowed here and it was cold without you>>719730514
>>719730181
Odds are, won't get better hours really. They'll just shift to the day time. Which will kinda suck in terms of spending time with Anya...
>>719730305
Apparently it's been hella flooding around some areas. Bit glad I live on a hill now.
And ya, sleeping during rain is really nice.
>>719730836
Ayyyy Little Neck.
>>719730868
Heya Louise. How are you?
>>719730876
Oh wow you got snow too? Well now i'm here to keep you warm~.
>>719730836
Konbonwa
>>719730868
Blankets work everywhere, please! Ah, interesting. Watercooling always looked so daunting to attempt. Hope you get it working.
>>719730930
I feel like you'd get slightly better hours, like 9-5 or something close. A lot of mechanic places I know of aren't open more 24/7 and have enough people to take care of the job. Anya would understand, your current job is super shitty and stressful.
>>719730930
Hey neck, how's it been? Where are you? I'm in NJ, 4:44 am :^ )
Best girl Yui Kiriyama
>>719730930
I'm sure we both got those flash flood warnings.
You at work right now, or able to get some rest?
>>719731134
Pretty good, been playing some Majora's Mask.
How about you?
>>719731143
I have some nice USB heated slippers I'm wearing that are great though.
I did before! I had a working loop.
But not anymore
>>719731134
Good because I was so very lonely without you
Transgirl Kyouko Hijack! Ha ha! Greeting from lgbt
>>719731143
Oi mate, how are ya?
>>719731233
Why does she look upset? Hi btw
>>719731244
I remember watching the show waaay back. The part where she got caught rping was hilarious
>>719731290
Hello Tomoko, have we met before? There's many Tomokos so it's a bit difficult to tell apart
>>719731143
Well, ya. Pretty much. And I know she'd understand, but it doesn't mean I would feel any better talking to her less!
>>719731145
Been decent-ish. San Diego, 1:50 AM m8.
>>719731244
Work, of course. Had to use a towel today so my seat wouldn't soak my ass on the drive here.
>Now you know another reason I didn't wanna teach you in the rain.
>>719731244
Cool. I'm alright, a little tired though. I finally ordered Dark souls 1 and 2 today, so i'm excited for when those get here.
>>719731290
As was i. But it's okay my love, we're together now.
>>719731244
heated slippers sound like something I'd never be willing to wear but would always want. I'm proud of you. Weird that it would just stop. Just buy a new computer.
>>719731311
what
>>719731413
Am doing great, how are you?
>>719731607
You talk to her like 20 hours a day, a few hours less won't be too bad!
Claim
>>719731759
Well, you have a Kyouko already, right? Someone who always claims her?
I am not her. I come from lgbt.
>>719731413
Got caught RPing..?
Like when she dressed up as a catgirl then Saito brought back Scarron and everyone in season 3?
Man, I love this show
>>719731607
That sounds...Pretty bad, yeah. Is it just a leak problem with your roof?
But at least you had a towel!
>>719731750
Oh yeah, that'll be great! I sure wish I could go back and play them for the first time again.
Same with Katawa.
>>719731759
Well sure, I just wear em around the house. They were a christmas gift, actually. And they're great.
It is kinda weird, but..
>Buy a new computer
nah m8. Gotta build.
lol lol thank me later
>>719731813
Why not just claim a different waifu then
>>719731955
Buy an alienware, I hear they are the best.
>>719731980
alright spambot
>>719731759
Excuse you, it's only like 14!
>>719731955
It's a problem with my weather stripping around the windows. I've yet to find a place that can redo it.
>>719731607
Kk, gotcha. Don't stay up to late : ^ )
>>719731759
I'm doing well. What's the show your waifu is from about?
>>719731781
:o
>>719731955
Yes! That one. I cringed for her. Fun show
>>719732016
>Why not just claim a different waifu then
Why abandon your waifu like that?
>>719731413
Yes I'm S mug. >>719731750
Care to do something sexy for me?
>>719732016
Because there's a reason I use Kyouko.
Once I posted under the Homura, and I picked that name out of despair. Kyouko gives me hope. She represents the fact I have stepped into the light. I'm going to be a girl.
>>719732016
Building is a fun hobby, and you get more for your money.
>>719732082
And this is when you settle down and learn how to do something for yourself!
>>719732163
Did you ever go back and watch Season 4? It was really good, way better than S3.
>>719732163
o:
>>719732082
2cute4me
>>719732163
Love live sunshine
>>719732166
>not having more than one waifu to choose from when needed
>>719732282
Then that's all you, sometimes I forget some people have actual attachments to who they choose. Sorry
>>719732309
I'm really upset that you think I was serious.
>>719732163
I wish. You know, 8 AM minimum.
>>719732309
If I do that, I may just end up using some kinda wood glue, or some other adhesive.
>>719732391
W-What?
cat
>>719731955
I'm a little disappointed it's taken me this long to finally get them. Ah man that would be amazing.
>>719732247
Of course, what do you have in mind?
>>719732391
Well, hey, I ain't aboutta tell people how to live their lives
but I'm glad you weren't
>>719732454
Do you think wood glue would be good for that?
>>719732602
It's okay. DS3 is the best anyway.
>>719732247
Eyyyyy glad to know you're still around ^-^
>>719732309
It's been so long I don't remember. I only remember snippets of it. Is season four the one with the elf with the big breasts?
>>719732338
How are you Tomoyo hmmm?
>>719732391
Ohkie
>>719732454
I'm not sure what that was the answer to : ^ )
>>719732457
Where?
>>719732602
Toast-eee. I joke I joke
>>719732454
Just that you and Anya are cute~
>>719732752
I figured the "Just buy an alienware" meme would have given it away.
>>719732602
Well after all this time alone I want to really feel want you to know how much I missed you>>719732786
Yeah I'm not really going anywhere
>>719732873
Wow I fucked up>>719732602
typing that out sorry
Sablye
Princess bubblegum
Lets get down to buisness.
Bayonetta
>>719733175
more?
Whoever this white girl is
>>719732786
Tired
>>719732752
looks like i have that to look forward to as well then.
>>719732786
The best toasty.
>>719732873
Oh my, i can feel it already~.
>>719732984
It's ok, i know what you were tryimg to say.
>>719729590
Shielder claimed.
>>719732786
That's season 3, 2008. A few years later we got Season 4.
>>719732827
Y'know, I thought about it, but
>>719732391
It's understandable. It's a stupid little thing, but it helps me.
You white boys will never learn
>>719733482
What are your specs tho?
>>719733484
Whatever works ain't stupid.
>>719733491
I'm so jealous of all these drawn characters taking drawn dick.
>>719733491
moooore
>>719733462
Of course!
What sort of thing do you usually play?
>>719733600
Honestly, i dunno off the top of my head. I'm more trying to get this damn pump to work.
>>719733729
All your favorite characters love bbc
>>719733600
Dayum boii even yo daddy can't resist mah big black dick
>>719733462
I'm so excited I can't even put my desires into words
Why would any girl want your tiny white dicklets
>>719733911
ilove d.va
When they can choose from a million bbcs
>>719734058
Why would any man want to stick his cock in a disgusting vagina?
>>719734223
it's a cartoon....
>>719733803
I usually play shooters and hack and slash.. What about you?
>>719734046
Mmm i guess you'll just have to show me then.
Compliment my waifus body, it makes me hard.
Claim :o
>>719734554
fuck off weirdo
>>719734554
She needs bbc in her
>>719734455
Well first I want you to do a sort of strip show for me>>719734554
She has nice legs
>>719734554
She'd look great dressed up as a penguin. :^)
>>719734554
Where are her tits?
MODS
>>719734455
Little bit of everything, to be honest.
What's your favorite game?
>>719734875
Her birthday gift is gonna be fat black cock, white boy
>>719734703
like this?
>>719734554
Her hair is cute.
>>719734650
Something like this~?
>>719734875
Hmm that's a bit tough...Maybe Metal gear solid 3. What about yours?
>>719734875
I'm going to kill you.
>>719735152
I keep meaning to get into the MGS series.
I went back and played 1 and couldn't beat Revolver Ocelot.
I'm a scrub..
Probably Super Metroid.
>>719735280
Oh, hello again!
How are you?
>>719735152
Oh yes except I want you to be closer to me so I can touch
>>719735540
in a lot of mental pain.
>>719735604
And why might that be?
>>719735712
I want to tear your limbs from your body so bad I can't take it
>>719735803
Duly noted~
>>719735287
He's not so bad, allll you gotta do is run around with your gun drawn and keep shooting him. I've actually never played any of the Metroid games.
>>719735577
L-like this?
>>719735152
Bacon, keep your clothes on.
This is my waifu. Please don't steal
>>719735854
i want to scoop out your eyeballs with a spoon and make you eat it
>>719735905
Yes I want to be able to run my hands up and down all over your body
>>719735905
I'll go back and give it a shot at some point, I'm sure.
Nobody ever has...They're good games! They really are!
>>719736133
Good to know, I guess? You should tell that to a nice friendly cop.
>>719736133
Isn't it past your bed time?
-walks in to room-
>>719736456
Hi there welcome back
>>719735917
On the contrary, i think you should take some off.
>>719736183
Yes, feel me to your hearts content.
>>719736217
So you haven't played the MGS games before?
>>719736668
I'm not a Heathen, I prefer to keep myself clothed.
>>719736217
You'll be a good girl and eat them for me won't you?
>>719736367
No, I wake up at this time.
>>719736668
I played MGS1 up until that point
beat the first mission of MGS4 and it made me want to play more, so I went back to MGS1.
>>719736781
Can't say I would, no.
>>719736506
-is not the weird anon that does this and just wanted to rp-
>>719736668
Oh I will I'm sure your body will be plenty soft
>>719737097
>not a weird anon
>wants to RP
uhhuh
>>719736698
But that's boring.
>>719736866
Oh nice, you're in for a hell of a ride.
>>719737199
Good, my body is yours and i want you to take it all in and enjoy yourself.
>>719737097
>>719737097
Ah well I'm pretty bad at the whole thing but I'll chat
>>719737211
i said not THE weird anon ya dingus
claimed
>>719737386
It's certainly not degrading.
>>719737426
Don't call me a dingus, ya dingo.
If you're both anons and both weird, you're both the weird anon!
>>719737386
Well I want you to have your fun as well
>>719737393
but you do it every day with hanako
>>719737476
You can still be degraded with clothes on ya know.
>>719737708
Oh i will, having your hands running all over my body will give me plenty of enjoyment as well.
>>719737386
We'll see.
You should give the Metroid games a shot at some point, though!
>>719738003
Yes, but the difference between you and I is that I don't degrade myself.
Friendly reminder you are not your avatar
>>719738050
I'm sure i will.
>>719738321
Ah so you want to be degraded by someone else then. I gotcha.
>>719738563
I am aware.
>>719736866
Are you male or female?
>>719737864
Well yeah I'm comfortable with Hanako >>719738003
But I want you to be able to let lose as well
>>719738728
That's good! You said you like hack n' slash, right?
How do you feel about DMC?
>>719738770
I am female.
>>719738728
I would prefer to Not be degraded at all.
>>719738913
Ugh, I don't want to kill you anymore.
>>719738563
>not being your own waifu
You're behind the times my dude
>>719738913
>being female online
>>719738728
are you sure you are?
>>719738841
*steals cup*
>>719738985
Glad to hear it, anon~
>>719739045
i said avatar not waifu
>>719739245
/out
>>719738841
I will, but it's your turn first~. Besides, i don't think i'll have time tonight, i have to go to sleep soon. So tonight it's all about you.
>>719738913
I love DMC. I haven't play the latest one though.
>>719738926
That's good, i respect that.
>>719739049
Pretty sure yeah.
>>719739262
Your waifu is your avatar here, is it not?
That was the whole point!
>>719739311
Mm, no thank you, though.
>>719739419
A lot of people give DMC shit, but I actually prefer it to Devil May Cry 4.
>>719738563
Wow, i didn't know this!
Thanks for making me realise it!
-_-
>>719739049
If you need it I guess>>719739419
Well if that's the case I want you to get it all out of your system before you go. Tell me your desires. Do it to me
>>719739419
really really sure?
>>719739470
no:
>>719739594
no problem homoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo ^_^
>>719739674
*steals your phone*
>>719739724
-_-
I don't like that name
>>719739568
I'm still going to fucking kill you....
>>719739798
stop being a homo then
>>719739837
I'm not -_-
>>719739825
Oh, but I thought you just said you didn't want to!
>>719739870
then why do you like dicks -_-
I wish an anon wanted to kill me. Woe is me.
>>719739568
Everyone was all upset about how different the new Dante is. My favorite was probably Devil May Cry 3. I played the demo for DMC and it wasn't bad just it felt like it played a lot different than the other ones. That's probably why i haven't gotten around to getting it yet.
>>719739674
Well if you insist.. I want to use a toy that we can use together, as we grind against each other so we can both get off, making it even more pleasurable.
>>719739724
Absolutely sure.
>>719740175
Feel free to take mine, assuming he is not you.
>>719740184
I played a LITTLE of 3.
DMC was the only one I beat to be honest. I like how it's a bit more fast-paced what with the grappling and stuff.
>>719740285
I'm good, I've got Ika for me.
And no, I'm too lazy to play multiple people.
Sorry I cant remember, are you the Louise person?
>>719740184
That sounds so dirty but very enjoyable. I would like to do that until I sweat >>719739724
No I need that to post
>>719740365
You have fun with Ika, I suppose!
That sure is my waifu's name, yes. I have proper filenames on my desktop, but...
Yuno still mine
>>719740285
Yeah the grappling is a pretty neat thing.
>>719740563
Mmm we would work up quite a sweat i imagine. Alright, i have to get to bed now Tomoko.. I wish i could stay longer.
>>719740947
Goodnight Hanako I hope you have pleasant dreams
>>719740094
I don't -_-
>>719740947
I bet it's why I couldn't get into the older ones.
G'night
Despair~
>>719740860
Ah okay, I wasn't sure. I don't know anime girl names.
>>719741049
>not liking dicks
What are you, gay?
Goodnight everyone.
>>719741029
I'm sure you'll make an appearance in them. Goodnight Tomoko my love.
>>719741061
Goodnight Louise.
>>719740563
too bad
>>719740907
hi
>>719741049
yes you do -_-
>>719741317
Bye
>>719741235
>you will never see his face when this
>>719741109
Understandable.
I kinda hate Makoto's filenames because they're all so gelbooru it's hard to get a name out of em.
>>719741265
Well then I'm not going to like you too much
>>719741317
Welcome home
>>719741369
I kinda like em cause they always have "Mokoto" in them lol
>>719741265
oi
>>719741354
Cya.
>>719741109
That doesn't even make any sense -_-
>>719741265
No i don't -_-
Prove it
>>719741235
Who is that lovely person in the picture?
>>719741317
Bard? Is that you?
>>719741421
Thanks.
How's life?
>>719741471
Nah some other lowly person.
>>719741460
Maybe not to you, faggot
>>719741499
Life is okay, just finishing up some homework.
What about you?
>>719741421
Yeah..I really need to move my filenamed folder onto my laptop, or just get my desktop going.
I don't like not having filenames.
>>719741471
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the Tiff of a thread called /waifu/
In west Rancho Cucamonga born and raised
On the ponyville.net was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in /waifu/”
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."
Tumblr.com, yo, this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of /waifu/ living like?
Hmm, this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the Tiff of /waifu/
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said “Skype.com” and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, home to /waifu/“
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the David of /waifu/
>>719741404
mean
>>719741427
io
>>719741460
prove you don't faggot -_-
>>719741543
That's mean, why do you say that?
>>719741578
You can't call me a faggot if you like dicks -_-
>>719741703
How -_-