lay zee

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I was just about to make one

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>>719725378
that's awesome. are they similar?

>>719725536
hey riley

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Fags

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>>719725536
tell it to the judge

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>>719725626
super fags

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>>719725583
kinda, this job is more talking to people face to face instead of just over the phone. Plus I do health insurance right now.

>>719724764
Also Eric is a no go, as it's the name of an ex-boyfriend of hers who left a fairly sour taste in her mouth, and the association would be too easy.

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This is Eric and he is adorable.

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>>719725583
hi jeff, how are you

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>>719725767
is he soft?

>>719725767
Eric needs to tumble head first into a tub of kerosene carrying a lit match.

God arachnids are fucking eerie.

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>>719725626
Hunnibuns!.

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>>719725723
Yeah

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>>719725759
do you have to deal with many crazy people in health insurance

>>719725854
I'm pretty good. doing a workout currently. how're you?

>>719725915
and you're the captain of the fags

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>>719725893
Homo!!

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>>719726058
how's the workout going?
I'm pretty good, had a busy few weeks

what the fuck is wrong with you people

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>>719726058
And a gay lord

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>>719726210
it's going good. getting sweaty, and other good workout stuff. I've only had a little to do for the past weeks. what've you been busy with?

>>719726337
degenerate furfags

>>719726394
how could I forget

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>>719726058
oh god yes, and people who are dicks too but i mean that;s life sometimes.

>>719726337
Are you referring to the latent homosexuality, the arousal stemming from anthropomorphic cartoon drawings, or the interpersonal relationships developed over a commonly denoted "Cesspool" of an image board?

If some combination of the three, please submit in writing your concern, and we'll ensure it's received by the Human Resources department to be notarized and sent for board review.

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>>719726446
good to hear, keep it up
moving the bf into his new place last week, it was my birthday tuesday and just trying not to die of boredom in the mean time

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>>719725760
Show her my my little fuzz butt and she'll associate the name with him instead of that other.

>>719725660
English would be a good subject for you if you like to write.

I put my feelings into paint.

Victoria and Sierra are terrible names. Eric is a good strong name.

I have created a couple of characters for comics, but their lives and stories are very and intentionally vague.

>>719725865
I love my arachnids, my roaches, and my millipedes. They're adorable little friends of mine and they make me happy.

>>719725864
He is the softest. He's like a little puppy dog.

Trump knows all Build a wall

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>>719726458
I could never deal with having to call tons of people every day

>>719726572
happy belated. how'd the move in go?

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>>719726924
cheers, it went good, lost his computer mouse but we made the most of his new place being empty so I'd say that's a good trade off

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>>719727000
Hey Luc.

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>>719727064
Hello

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ill find you faggots

>>719727261
Wow

Russia really did it. They transplanted a head successfully.

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>>719727178
What's good?

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>>719727413
Got about 12 NES games today, a GBA and a game cube game.

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>>719727034
that always sucks. I lost a pair of my cute undies when I moved back in after the holidays

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>>719727477
Which Gamecube game?

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>>719727511
yeah, annoying but it wasn't too bad, easy to replace

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>>719726587
If I show her your "little fuzz but," she'll likely want to adopt it and I doubt you're willing to part with it, nor do I want it residing in my home. It would live for all of six minutes while I resist the urge to hit it with a pan, and then I would hit it with a pan.

My feelings go into my writing, but I have little personal emotional influence on it. I tend to write from a standpoint of a reader, if that makes sense. The words that I print, as far as my novels go, are regularly created in the same fashion that I would wish to be reading them, if I myself hadn't written them.
I don't fucking know how to explain it. Douglas Adams once stated, "A book is simply 30,000 words arranged in a clever order."
That doesn't help anything, I guess I just like that quote.

What's wrong with Victoria or Sierra?
>intentionally vague
If I ever write a character that isn't purposefully fleshed out or developed, especially as the primary subject, then the narrative, the story, has to be involved enough to drive the entire progression of the read. That's tough for me to do, although I've done it, in a sense, telling a story that would read almost identically if the character weren't even there at all. I once wrote a story to improve my environmental description that involved a guy rolling down a river in a barrel, and I guess the story would have been almost entirely the same if there was no guy in the barrel.

I can't stand them. I don't know what it is, or where it stems from, but I fucking HATE spiders, and definitely hate centipedes or millipedes. It's in the way they move, the way their faces and appendages developed, it's enough to curl my toes just thinking about it. They creep me the fuck out, man.

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>>719727631
Enter the matrix

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>>719727637
I just hope I find wherever they ended up

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>>719727727
I kinda remember that one.

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>>719727818
hopefully, losing cute undies is heart breaking

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>>719727936
and they were the comfiest pairs I owned. I am moderately saddened

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>>719727727
how much is that actually worth?

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>>719728099
I'd be surprised if you weren't

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>>719728144
Nothing really. I just wanted it for myself.

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>>719727694
Show her anyways. I'm in Texas and you don't know where I live in that state. Also you don't know what I look like or where I work so it's not like you could find me and follow me.

I suppose it does. You mean you write what you think people would want to read? Or you write based on what you would want to read?

The story is also incredibly vague. It is like single instances, flashes in a life that are shown and then moved past to something else.

Most people do, but spiders love you. They want to be your friend and just hang out. I want to get a western centipede, a solipugid, and a scorpion. I give my babies little words of encouragement and gentle pats.

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>>719728222
oh alright then. Is it fun or is it just an addition to the collection?

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>>719728354
To add to my collection.

I remember having it as a kid and then selling it.

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>>719726572
Happy Birthday Riley!!

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>>719728188
so how long have you had a bf? or maybe I never asked if you had one before

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>>719728607
thanks man

>>719728616
just over 3 years

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I need cuddles. Or penis touching.

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>>719728442
so it's a sentimental thing? I get that.

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>>719726587
he's a strange looking dog. what breed is he?

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>>719728739
oh, I guess I never saw you talking about him

>>719728854
get hunbuns for cuddling, and your hand for penis touching

>>719725864
>>719725631
Dear god anon please be here the fucking images of that possum have driven me nuts forever, sauce please.

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>>719728912
Brachypelma albopilpsum. I also have a Grammostola pulchra, an Aphonopelma hentzi, an Alphonopelma chalcodes, and an Euthalus sp. Red.

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>>719728987
He's at home.

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>>719728987
I never really have any reason to

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>>719728234
You live next to UofT at Austin.
We've been on Tinychat together before. I know exactly what you look like.
I want to say you were doing grocery? But that sounds wrong.

Kind of both? It really depends on what I'm writing. I write from the perspective of a prospective reader, as if I don't know how I'm going to continue the next sentence, despite obviously knowing how I intend to continue the next few pages, like I'm attempting to keep myself interested in the story being told while adhering to the points I desire or intend to convey.

explaining this is how I feel trying to explain color to a blind man is. It's incredibly difficult to explain a process that occurs in me almost subconsciously.

>Googled Solipugid
>Instant intrigue, and also regret

Scorpions are neat. They're weird, but I think it's the eight or more legs thing that bugs (lol) the fuck out of me.

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>>719729030
http://terribleterribleterrible.tumblr.com/
though the author hasn't released anything in months

>>719729092
where do you get them? what do they eat?

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>>719729108
well you still have your hand, although you can't cuddle it very well

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>>719729108
Being able to play overwatch!

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>>719729148
I don't live close to the campus, that's downtown. I don't live downtown. I look much different now than I did then. I don't do grocery.

It is much different from how I work. I work from a place that completely nullifies me as an entity. It's as if I don't exist in these works, or rather I don't exist in the way that I and others perceive me. It's entirely honest and pure.

They're little cuties with a strong bite.

Scorpions are neat. I should get a bark scorpion.

I can't believe I forgot to mention my vinegaroon. I also have a vinegaroon.

>>719729200
I get them at a little pet shop that's run by hippies. I feed them crickets mostly.

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>>719729273
Hunnibuns chooses Overwatch over me.

>>719729364
Kisses.

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>>719729595
I guess you're out a cuddle partner tonight

>>719729595
Kisses <3

>>719729557
STOP MAKING ME GOOGLE CREEPY SHIT

Bark scorpions are mostly harmless. Fun fact; If you pour liquor on a scorpion, and it's a high enough proof, the scorpion will sting itself to death.

If they ever catch fire, they'll try to sting themselves to death before they burn entirely.

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>>719729806
If he had internet that worked I'd be happy

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>>719729595
here's the solution to your cuddling problem >>719729907

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>>719729793
There are 25 known scorpions deadly enough to kill a human. The bark scorpion is one of them.

>>719730028
I've been stung six times, growing up in Arizona on agricultural property.

It hurts, yeah, for a time, and it makes that entire region totally numb, but aside from the one that occurred directly beneath my right shoulder blade, I didn't require anti-venom. I doubt I needed anti-venom with the one in my back, but it was close enough to my heart that my mums freaked out.

four times in the foot and once in the right hand, and I never felt ill, or nauseous, just numb, and putting pressure on the entry wound caused sharp pain.

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>>719730015
He knows
He wants it fixed too

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>>719730321
Hoi Tig
Quite lately

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>>719730015
He's just afraid of his roommate using his toys while he's gone.

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>>719730524
Half tempted to bring them over next time

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>>719730290
Your moms?

Are you sure it was a bark scorpion? They look similar to other scorpions in coloration.

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>>719730524
he can just hide them in his rear

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well, I'm going to go back to Xcom 2, bye everyone

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>>719730834
see ya

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>>719730452
Hey buns, Hows the new place?

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>>719731005
Haven't moved yet

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>>719726083
why?

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>>719731095
ahh i thought you did already.
Whens the date?

>>719730802
I just feel weird calling her mom.
I don't know. She's not that maternal, so mums is more fitting. I could call her by her name, but we were never really close, so that's weird too.

Dude. Centruroides sculpturatus, the Arizona Bark Scorpion, the most deadly scorpion in North America.
Yes. I'm certain. They're like a fucking scourge out here, especially in open areas and under rocks. Hiking out here, it's not uncommon to run into multiple if you lift stones, or climb on exposed rock faces. They're also commonly found on equine property, as they have a strange affinity for horse shit dust.

I'm fairly certain my younger sister has two of them in her dorm room that she found on the campus. Phoenix in its entirety is in the Sonoran Desert. I live in a suburban neighborhood and I can hear coyotes from my back porch.

Lol, they hurt, and they cause numbness and pain, but being stung once or twice is usually not fatal unless you're liver, kidneys or immune system are faulty.

Or you have high cholesterol. The heart doesn't like it when you mix fats and venom.

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>>719731479
Oh, that's somewhat sad. It's strange though, my father called his mother mom, even though he was wholly indifferent to her. She was by all means a very bad person, when she died he didn't feel anything.

I'm just asking because a lot of times arachnids are misidentified. Bark scorpions tend to stay in bushes and trees with thick branches. Hence the name.

I used to hear coyotes in California. I miss that sound. I miss the sound of the wind too.

I should go to the doctor and tell them I think I broke my liver bones and demand drugs.

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That isn't to say you don't find them on rocks and such. They are hunters after all and will go where there is the most prey.

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>>719731213
That's his pet name for me.

>>719731800
Matter of preference?

Next time I find one, I'll post it here for you to identify it.

Winds are supposed to reach 40 MPH here tomorrow. That's uncommon for Phoenix. Weather's been weird here lately.

...wh... what?

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Unlike spiders, of which only therephosidae and a couple of others hunt. Most spiders are trap predators. Building webs and the like to alert them to prey items

>>719732039
I think that's what it is. I know Guston's daughter called him Philip and her mother Musa, even though she loved them both greatly.

I'm not good at scorpion identification. Spiders are more my bag.

I love high winds. The grandest days were those of the wind.

I should tell a doctor I think I broke my liver bones and demand drugs. It's a fairly straightforward sentence, Drunky.

>>719732245
I don't care for it accompanied by rain, but wind itself can be great. The worst part about winds in Phoenix is that they come with dust. It's rained the past two days and the clouds have cleared, so hopefully the dust stays down.

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>>719732504
I love the rain even more than I do the wind.

>>719732561
Rains nice, occasionally, but I like being warm. My hands don't work right when it's cold, and that's a downer.
I can't imagine living in the UK or the Washington coast. Overcast all the time, raining regularly. Ugh.

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>>719731783
Hello...

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>>719732690
I love the cold. Winter is my favorite time of year because it is the coldest and darkest time of year. It is only in the dark that I can paint. I must be alone and away from prying eyes. The heat makes me feel ill.

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>>719728874
Yeah I suppose it is.

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>>719732830
That went from casual conversation to ominous in 2 posts.
You good, Fool?

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>>719732845
It's fine. I talked to you about not selling my dual copies of games for the same reason the other night.

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>>719733135
Yeah, I'm alright. It's like, I feel like painting is a sin. It's immoral.

>>719733410
I don't understand how creative expression could be immoral unless it were depicting something immoral, and even then, the act of painting itself wouldn't be a sin, the feelings experienced during the process would.

Sin or morality are concepts, ideas humans developed to explain feelings or opinions. There's no Right or Wrong and blah blah blah.

There's nothing intrinsically wrong with moving a brush over canvas unless you believe there to be.

Anyway, it's late.. er.. early, and I should sleep.

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Night, Fool

Night random gfurs

Night lurkers

Night faggots who came to this thread for a fap.

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>>719733836
It's like those old mystics and stuff, summoning their demons, creating their golems, doing their alchemy. All in defiance of God. They would do their work late at night, when everyone was sleeping and God stopped watching. It's the freedom of concealment that the solitude of night provides.

See ya round, Drunky. You should come around more often. It was good talking to you again.

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>>719733883
nite

>>719727370
>black people in russia

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Goodnight, fags.