Faces' of /b

will post my god tier cock for dubs

>>719708554
is that shirt painted on?

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>>719708570
I'll post my dick for fun

>>719708368
Are you a euro?
>>719708554
Fag/10

>>719708736
Girth consistency on point

>>719708714
No, I'm just fatter than when I bought it

>>719708992
Aw shucks stop it, you.

>>719708967
American. Trump is topkek now.

But if you mean eth, i am 50 irish, 1/4 slovak, 1/4 italian

>>719709144


Ick.

>Admitting you're a potato nigger

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fuck, why not.

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Its me again

>>719709330
reasonably attractive. good job anon.

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I could look worse...right?

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>>719708368

Why the hell not

>>719709501
Well... at least you're white.

>>719709509
Your hair says "German", but your face says "Pizza."

>>719709603
True

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Why not

>>719709501
no

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guess my age

>>719709738
Get back on the boat, Paddy.


But in all honesty, faces like this are the reason why Aryan girls spread their legs for Potato Niggers. You sexy piece of shit.

>>719709755
Well fuck dubs never lie

>>719709782
25 and where can you smoke inside?

>>719709782

I'm guessing you're about 36, and your girlfriend is between 8 and 14

>>719709696
Never heard that one before.

Actually only 1/8 german

>>719709898

The sign above his head says 'smoking lounge'

>>719709973
so you're 0.875 pizza?

>>719710133
Nah

I'm not Italian at all.

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rate&hate

>>719710477

You look like you're gonna go for my neck, but that Jimmy Neutron hairstyle is also fairly disarming. You look completely harmless until I put my finger over the hair and look at just your face.

>>719708368
Ted Mosby?

>>719709856
No Irish in me.

>>719710782
Scottish then. Whats the difference? Potayto Nigger, Potahto Nigger

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Please hate not rate

>>719710728
are you asian? because every asian mother fucker says that

>>719710933

I would love to grab two fistfuls of your hair while you gag on my cock. I would even cuddle and take you to dinner after.

>>719710904
I'm dying of laughter. I love you this comment and the previous one <3

>>719710882
are u in trump's house?

>>719710933
Are you in middle school?

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>>719711139
yes

>>719709144
>>719709755
>>719710133
>>719710477
>>719710933
>>719711044

This is now a Get thread.

>>719711139
fags will say no way he could have done that instal that quick, but he already removed the climate change page in just a few hours

>>719711298

You look like a Furby with a hipster aestheric

>>719711186
collage

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Hope I didn't fuck this up again

>>719711343
and the faggots domain too

>>719711343
People overestimate the time it takes to install a toilet. It takes a half hour if you don't know how.

>>719711417
post collage

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>>719711250
@ donald's house

>>719711462
Had a sexual attractiom to Tony Hawk back in middle school

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dead inside

>>719711698

Huge nose, lazy eye, acne.

7/10

>>719711417
Then you're fucking young lookin

>>719711706
u look mexican, get the fuck out of donalt's house

>>719711814


Those eyebrows make you look like a werewolf

>>719711723
Lol nah that fucker looks like he survived progeria

>>719711868
you're close but i'm cuban

>>719711960
saludos entones, y trate de no ataponarle el inodoro al tio donaldo

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You losers are UGLY asf, I'm over here rolling around in my whip crushing mad poon

>>719711999
Of course. Only Jews get trips like that

>>719712254
kek

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>>719712251
You look like you're half neanderthal

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>>719711999

>>719712127
>cuban heritage
>dad never taught me spanish
>must be american then

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Hey guys I'm consistently called the most nonphotogenic person people have met, I am incapable of taking a good selfie and people constantly comment on how much better I look in person. I'm trying out new angles here, which of the 4 works best? If none, what should I do to improve?

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Fuck it, Lets just do it

>>719712749
I really like the 4th one, you look like an AIDS patient in all the rest

>>719712471
Cute

>>719712749
You look fine. A little like Keith Alberstadt

>>719712791
hey now you're an all star, get your game on, go play

>>719712791
sweater win

>>719712932
the book is beautiful, you're not tho

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why dont girls like me?

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>>719712906
basically if I actually smile my face contorts like Willem Dafoe and it takes over. Apparently super cute in person but makes me look like the joker in pics.

>>719713548
Sorcerer Dave

>>719713380
More?
Personally think that pure pretty attractive

>>719711462
Do you work at the planetarium at UNC?

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>>719713734
Aw thanks I kinda needed to hear that. Here's the only two I've taken that I even kinda like

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>>719713884

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I'm 20 before the underage comments, other than that, hi.

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>>719709501
Well I now feel dead inside more than I normally do

>>719714380
Frowning makes anyone look awful. I'm the dude posting about how shitty his selfies are and even I know that

>>719713884
Well take more man! You look better than most people I know!

>>719714576
I know, but sadly enough that's me trying to even fake a smile or something

>>719714691
Drunk?

>>719714380
you look like a holocaust survivor

>>719709509
You look a lot like my friend

>>719714781
?

>>719714720
Don't fake it, find something in a ylyl thread that even makes you slightly expel air out of your nose and take a pic in that moment. It doesn't need to be a full toothed grin, just some curvature of the lips that implies you arent suicidal.

>>719710477
Is that a yamica

ITT: either trolls reposting or faggots unironically showing themselves off

>>719714691
Haha thanks, dont know why people think you're drunk, hoping it's not cus what you are saying sounds crazy :P

>>719714781
Ikr

>>719715027
Don't forget insecure dudes trying to figure out how to take selfies

>>719715029
I just have a problem with repeating shit.

>>719714973
yarmulke*

>>719714783
ok never heard that one b4
>>719714871
I'll try it but no promises it'll look any better

>>719714380
I personally apologies for your run in with the Chernobyl radiation.

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>>719714871
I don't think it did much help but here is the outcome.

>>719709782
28?

>>719715590
Well now you're absolutely gorgeous

>>719715518
I wish it would've fucking killed me

>>719715712
How so? Nothing really changed at least not to me.

>>719710933
So qte

>>719715823
Sarcasm. You look like a solid 6 / 10 either way

>>719714380
you're cute. i'd gladly fuck you.

got a big cock?

>>719715949
By 6 you mean it looks like i got hit by 6 cars right?

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>>719716157
See for yourself...

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Rate me /b/ !

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Rate me please

>>719716258
yahh looks nice :) maybe trim it up a little.

on your head id get longer hair though and style it up

>>719716157
Nah. But it does beg the question of what you would look like when hit by six cars..

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my sexy self

>>719716466
But i hate having long hair that's why I keep it short. Also I try to trim it up from time to time just never got around to it.

>>719716293
A fuckboy who uses Music.ly and thinks they're cool.

>>719713881
No I work at a shitty frozen yogurt shop in wa

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>>719708368

OP here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVWky83tcjM

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How do I look /b/

>>719716823
Why

>>719716859
7

>>719716859
ya look dusty

>>719717185
I am

>>719717253
Look like my fuckin architectural design teacher

>>719714380
Get a haircut that isn't fucking stupid and you will be far better off than you are now. Seriously, you've got a decent face, just take care of it.

>>719717253
You look like a family man who one day snaps and axefucks his whole family

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You guys are nothing but a bunch of nothing good faggots who can't do shit... get a life!

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Most recent, hairs getting a little long.

>>719711053
Holy shit newfag.

>>719717524
>still posts in thread

>>719717402
Haha, I am a Teacher, but a Music Teacher.

>>719717571
Look like the new guy who is playing Flash.

>>719717571
You look like Justin longs autistic Mexican cousin.

>>719717645
Really? What kind though?

>>719717484
The only way I can take care of the hair issue is to shave it off at this point other than that i just do what i'd do normally

>>719717497
Be careful. Make sure you lock the doors tonight.

>>719717744
This

>>719708368
Ted Mosby

>>719717760
Music Tech and I play the guitar.

>>719711706
Let's see them tits.

>>719717823
No

>>719717838
Respect. One of the best teachers I've ever had did the same.

>>719712749
Get a haircut that works with your face a bit better. Something that doesn't flop over.

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rate me

>>719718345
Ugly

>>719718345
You look like you would suggestively eat an ice cream cone while sitting at a childrens playground

>>719718450
wow that was hurtful that better be a impractical joke

>>719718316
Never look at your phone like that. Makes you look fuckin retarded

>>719712749
Try a symmetrical hairstyle + not doing that face. It looks like you're doing a broad grimace smile while holding your lips closed, and it fucks everything up.

Maybe your face just looks like that. Try just taking a natural expression.

>>719718666
This

>>719717744
Haa, although the Mexican part I dont see.

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>>719718733
My natural resting face looks sad, and with high widows peaks I am trying the asymmetrical look to try and not have it look awful. Also my gf hates me with short hair even if I think it works better. And yeah the grimace thing is the smile taking over my face issue I was talking about :( I just have a huge ass mouth

>>719718930
What kind of lizard is that anon?

>>719711462
yummy

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>>719719078
That is a komodo dragon, friend. I also fight goats part time

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Christ is this what I look like even semi-happy

>>719719148
And I bet you get fucked up everytime, you gangly googan cunt.

>>719719465
No, goats are shitty at combat. Good agility but they struggle to do any damage without their horns.

>>719719554
You look like a hagraven from skyrim so I doubt they stand a chance against your pyromancy.

>>719719690
Naw I'm more of a brawler. Magic would be ineffective against goats as they don't really care about the laws of physics. Gotta grapple em.

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>>719719554

>>719719857
This

>>719719871
My hands are big but I wouldn't go THAT far.

>>719719458
Yeah looks pretty fucked to me

>>719719458
See that looks fucking leagues better than all the others.. You're actually kinda handsome in it

>>719719969
I look fucked no matter what
>>719720040
I wouldn't go that far with it it still look pretty shit

>>719720153
You know the rules baby

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>>719720153
Sorry sweet cheeks but rules are rules

>>719720192
Get mass gains faggot then you will be fine

>>719720153
Sooooooooooooooo.... Tits?

>>719720316
Oddly not the first time I've been told this

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This is me.. Cali boy

>>719720497
And some non autistic tattoos it's your only hope brotha

>>719720725
Nice face tat,how's unemployment going for you champion???

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Hey, dont be too mean ik i look 2

>>719720847
I've been thinkin of getting a few just don't have the money for it at the moment

>>719720969
This

>>719721088
2? Like StarCraft 2? I get it

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>>719720969
You'd be surprised man, I'm in the plumbers and welders union making a great living and going to school atm

>>719720725
lmao. fucking face tattoo. how can you telegraph more that you've socialized yourself in a world of scumbag retards who can only get by in conversation with normal people through manipulation. I mean holy fuck I can't imagine anyone but your pillhead girlfriend trusting you with anything

>>719721153
I can believe that, most of my family that's tatted up and has a criminal history is in some sort of labor union and doing really well for themselves atm.

>>719721171
>I only read the cover of the book, here's a detailed report on it

>>719709782
17

>>719721467
no, I'm not reading the cover of a book.

if you dedicate so much time to making yourself look like a hard-ass gangster, I'm sure you've lied to yourself enough for that to be ingrained in you somewhat. maybe not. maybe that's just how you used to be and you got tired of it. but you can tell a lot by the way someone looks and carries themselves. I don't know why you're pretending you can't.

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Pastel fag

>>719722306
Tits? Are you a girl?

>>719722306
Tits or be gone

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>>719722467
Yes I'm a girl wtf

>>719723023
No thnx fbi

>>719723438
I'm 18 my mans

>>719723892
Uhhh tits please

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Thoughts/rate?

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>>719724105
As good as its getting, bucko.
Not going any farther.

>>719709359
you're one of thoes guys thats knows hes cute. show cock now

>>719725985
This is /b/, not Reddit or Tumblr.
Fuck off the site and consider suicide normie scum.

>>719725985
Jesus Christ, you could have warned us first.

>>719725985
Was this taken in a special education room or something?

>>719712251
ew wtf im gay asfuck and i would never let you get even near me. you're built like a spanish Michael Moore

>>719717253
Is that shoenice

>>719716258
nice V line. a little trim and i would ket u fuck me bareback

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>>719708368

>>719717253
not gonna lie i woyld suck your cock

>>719725985
Pretty face and nice bod, damn

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>>719708368

>>719709501
Something about the look of homicide in your eyes is so hot.

>>719714118
Something about you just screams "Daddy pays for my college, and im the douche bag who rapes drunk girls in the bathroom" to me.

>>719714118
But mostly just this pic, Selfie5 is nice.

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>>719708368

>>719720153
Are we actually letting this slide?

>>719728873
I know. What the fuck kind of truck is that

daym all of u r super ugly and strange looking. l0l :)

>>719728873
Wow it was hidden.

>>719727700
nice fedora cringe fag

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Aussie reporting in.
Sup cunts.

>>719728955
I like this anon

>>719728873
Lip piercing is an immediate disqualification. But interesting truck.

>>719709258
Stfu mcdonalds nigger

>>719727700
Rate or hate or whatever, wanna see some shit.

>>719708368
>4chan
>all these white people
What did they mean by this.

>>719729084
Your face is so sittable