Well aren't you eager.
Q. If you were halfway penetrating your mom, and your dad was halfway penetrating you, which way would you move to get out of the situation?
Any other hot tips? They're always appreciated, no creepo tho.
Everybody here is gay, what do you think
backwards no fucking question
Towards the nearest ballistic weapon with a single shot.
When you put it that way, weed sounds like the life. But I'm a goody two shoes who doesn't do weed or have any idea how to get it.
I mean if you're on the road anyways, may as well get on the queue and give you some advance notice. As a courtesy.
Sure, if you want to.
Dunno what you and I want. They'd definitely be separate benchmarks, not the same.
but how do you ask yourself if your skinny-ish? i just can't put that together in my mind
i'm not sure how i feel about posting myself anyways, people would probably not like that i'm posting myself let alone that the pictures would probably be awful to begin with
i did? it was probably my cat Hazel
it doesn't have to do with putting a bottle in my ass, it's that i'm putting alcohol in my ass, that just doesn't sound right
I'm not sober enough to do numerical measurements and such
I wasn't asking if I am or not, more just if that definition applies, you understand
Well, it's your call. I like your bodytype and you shouldn't worry about what people might say. It was this one.
I don't really have any weight goals, and I'm not into measuring waist or like bicep sizes or any shite like that.
I'll wait til you're at home to make it extra awkward.
Definitely so. Let's do shrooms together!
So what's the problem with black salons?
I think Freklz lives in Illinois, but don't quote me on that.
Soto and Colbs are in California, know that for sure. They're also animus so I don't think they count
Nefel is in Australia and doesn't fit on your map
Pretty sure HAL is in Montana.
>Go to local community college campus
>Look for seemingly socially active group
>Introduce self, offhandedly mention you could use a joint and inquire as to whether they have connections
>If yes: follow up
>If no: move on and try again
Even if your state isn't legal, inquiry of acquisition is not the same as solicitation, therefore you are at no liability. Good luck, and god speed.
do it fgt.
Don't knock it 'till you try it. Theres no quicker and more effective way to get fucked up on minimal liquor. Even cheap wine will get you hammered this way.
It's ok not everyone has the same stratospheric verbal iq that I do
and I never weigh myself anyway so that's not relevant...but wait, what are we trying to fix anyway, don't you just want to eat less badly?
n-no I don't really want to do that again, I am comfortable with alcohol
Measure my biceps, Cait.
I'd probably get killed in the ones around here.
Freklz is in the map, silly goose. HAL moved to America? Huh, his Skype still says he's in the UK.
God, if only.
Oh my god you wouldn't dare.
Don't even joke.
I see random people standing inside a random isolated fire exit outside my dorm and I swear some drug deals must go down there.
I probably still won't go for it. I'll stick to booze and food.
Yes. So it'd be like I have one or two opportunities a week to eat badly. Or something like that.
>6'3 and 160 is fat
God, nobody is any fun anymore. Somebody do psychoactive substances with me.
Detroit, Baltimore or Ferguson?
Last I remember he was in the states. I don't know if he was visiting or whatever, or if I'm remembering incorrectly. My memory is fucked.
Marijuana increases your metabolism like mad. It's great for keeping weight down, even when you do eat like a pig. This would accomplish your goals twofold: Getting in better shape and feeling great.
Let me be the devil on your shoulder. Walk up to one of them with a twenty and ask them for bud!
I said 165.
That'd be great.
Another thing would be that if I miss a run, that counts towards the food count.
It's just something as simple as that for me.
Yours should involve exercise, probably.
When will you get a treadmill or some shit, mang?
I gotta make sure your brother isn't gay.
I'm sorry I'm a fucking SQUARE ok
it's not up to me at this point. The issue is there's nowhere in the house to put it and my dad doesn't want to get rid of the elliptical thing and I don't like that (even though his fat ass never uses it fuck)
i'm honestly surprised you saved that
yeah that's Hazel, she's sleeping right behind me at the moment. and she snores now, it's kind of cute
i've got a lot of problems and worrying about what people might say is a big one of them. a lot of the time it takes me so long to reply to posts is because i get caught up in what they could say or think about everything i put in it, among other complicated and similar reasons at other times
what Americans consider cheap alcohol is still pretty pricy where i live, not to mention i can't legally buy any on my own until April
people can tell you the same saying for anything that could potentially be dangerous on the internet, /b/ of all places i'd expect this
no, my brain's just pretty fucked to put it as lightly as i can
None of the above. My town isn't famous for anything or even significant.
That metabolism thing sounds like straight bullshit. I'm inclined to not automatically believe such shit without good proof.
God no I'd sperg out or some shit, it'd be awkward.
I'm good, really, thanks.
He isn't often home; he's moved out and has a job elsewhere. It'd have to be Christmas or visiting.
But no. I don't even know if there's a word for that kinda shit. Please don't bang my bro.
Use the elliptical. Seriously.
tell me to do it when I'm less drunk. Right now I'll just argue with you.
Where have you been? The threads are different with you in them. I wish we had anything in common, we'd chat more.
Well, I save everything. Anyhow, that's pretty thoughtful of you, in a way. You do it to save face, but you could phrase like you don't want to upset the other person. If you think of it that way you're being kind.
Terrible is the word I'd use anyway.
Nah, let's argue.
Why wouldn't you want to use the elliptical?
It's better than nothing, that's for damn sure.
Good to know you agree.
I can never do the long-awaited road trip because my car is always shitty. I just wanna travel, maaaaan.
we've owned it since when I was a kid and the motion of the device makes me feel inherently uncomfortable in a way that running doesn't, it's like my eggs are moving through molasses
Travelling south is a terrible waste anyway.
i didn't know you did.
the way i think of it is that i'm really self-conscious and i believe people are just gonna laugh at it, talk shit, etc. etc. it's just become normal to think that way from such things happening for so long and from such an early age
Lol, I just think it'd be fun to do magic mushrooms with a bunch of relatively insecure internet dwellers.
There's no way that could possibly go wrong.
You're worried about it being dangerous?
As in you might hurt yourself?
There are no short term detriments to pouring hard liquor into your anus. Do it often, and you might break down the mucus wall lining your colon, which could lead to some serious problems, but that's, like, two liquor enemas daily.
The anus is fairly resilient.
Granted, you'll do you. You don't have to listen to me. Just trying to get your drunk.
I was making a joke.
I would insist you do your own research, but everybody seems so vehemently opposed to my suggestions tonight. Marijuana use is directly linked to increased metabolic rates and lower the risk of diabetes in humans. Whether you believe what I say is up to you, but the research is freely accessible on this wondrous tool we call the internet
I'm not actually trying to convince you to go out and use psychoactive substances because I said so. If you're going to dabble in drugs or alcohol, it's best you do it of your own volition, as insecurity or hesitance can lead to negative experiences.
Moved back to Arizona a while ago, got married, knocked my wife up a few months ago, kid coming in July. Opened a small business, watched it bury itself, lost a fair chunk of money in the process, went back to work bartending, stopped drinking nearly as much as I used to, became a much more active individual, started a gym regiment, got back into university for a third associates degree, which will be finished this may, enrolling in a bachelors program to become a teacher, made decent friends. Not like I've been actively avoiding coming around. I just don't have time often anymore. I could try to regularly pop in, though.
What do you mean the threads are different? Just like, it's not a common thing to see me around?
I'm actually not that insecure, like as internet dwelling faggot nerds go Im' pretty comfortable with socialization
but the one time I took shrooms I honestly thought I was going to die and everything was scary and I ended up in the corner of my dorm curled up in a ball shrieking
It's still better than nothing as long as it doesn't injure you. Is it really so unbearable that you'd rather just sit around?
I don't understand the problem with your ovaries but okay.
The south has stuff.
And NawLeans and their King Cakes and flashing boobs.
Over my head.
If I had my pick, Geralt wouldn't be the first choice.
That is a shame. You seem sensitive in a good way.
I mean they're better. It's amazing that you've managed to get your life going like that. Cheers.
Florida has stuff, sure. New Orleans is a shithole.
look, you're not WRONG, but I'm amazing at finding excuses for my own failures to be responsible
in fact, you're just straight up right
I just want an adventurous, heroic bf
and I want to be his healslut
this isn't THAT WEIRD
Well, there's being whipped and there's being well behaved, you know?
I gotcha. Also I really don't like smoke. I do like baking. Have you done anything with edibles or any alternatives to smoking weed? I don't know much about it.
I've been to Florida multiple times. I'm sure every state has something worth going to.
Man the fuck up with me.
Geralt's a mutant. He doesn't need your heals.
Aside from you possibly claiming me being worth it, there is literally nothing worth seeing in MS.
if I'm not too hungover tomorrow I'll use the thingy
I mean you're not wrong but why can't I just have a heroic bf I can be a healslut for
WHY CAN'T I JUST HAAVE THAT
You won't regret it.
I mean, you might, but you'll push through it.
You should hold me to the shit I said as well or something.
Don't trigger me with that fetish.
I'm sure your heroic werewolf bf is just waiting for the opportune time to sweep you off of your feet and onto his dick.
I'm talking about the difference between caring what other will say because you're respectful and caring because you're afraid. You're afraid, but the result is the same, you put thought in your words. At least I think that's better than being careless.
Got to go in with a decent understanding of your self and your life or that'll happen.
psychotropics aren't for the faint of heart.
Nope. Genuine process.
Black people in high-crime areas
E-cigarette store. Craze died down about eight months after I opened and I lost a fortune relative to my income. Shit sucked.
I don't exactly bring a party. I also don't see how they're better, but I appreciate that my presence makes you believe so
Shit happens in a short amount of time. I've also always been one to live a relatively volatile lifestyle, so things are never stagnant around me. Hopefully this will slow me down and let me focus on the future though. I feel like I'm in a pretty good position for that.
Smoking is my preffered method, being a smoker from the age of thirteen, but I've done edibles a handful of times. The release is much slower and the effects are much more intense and longer lasting. Compare it to a car drive and a hike, both to the top of a mountain. The car drive is faster, and less strenuous, and the hike is much longer, takes a little more out of you, but is much more satisfying in the end.
Both are great methods of intoxicating oneself, but when I eat edibles, I'm stoned for a solid six hours, whereas smoking wears off around an hour or two and I can function normally again. The high from edibles is also much more cerebral, as youre filtering a much more concentrated amount of THC through your stomach, whereas your lungs filter a lot of the THC before it reaches the blood stream.
How do we hold ourselves to this? I mean, two times a week for you, right? Do I just ask? or should I remind you or something in the morning
what's wrong with that fetish..?
also he odesn't need to be a werewolf it'd be better if he was like a hero of the galactic empire or something
I mean you know I'm down for that colon three
I'm not sure my lack of inner peace was the issue per se
u cant be down for it if ur not conscious.
You're totally worth it x10
Sounds pretty cool.
I've heard that you don't just dump weed into brownies; you need to use the oil from it or something.
Just gotta check in with me sometimes. I'll be honest.
I have memories tied to it that are unpleasant.
>>>NOT WANTING A WEREWOLF BF
WHAT THE FUCK SF
I believe in your honesty, I'm more concerned about each of us being able to preempt failure...like, I can't remind you to do something since your thing is avoiding doing something you know
booty booty booty booty
look a werewolf is fine TOO I'm just saying it's ont the only option
NO, you said it would be BETTER if it were something else. That is unacceptable.
well I mean that's just because of my star wars fetish and because shistavanen aren't really recruited by the empire very often you understnad
both at once would be EVEN BVETTER
wouldn't that just involve ordering like 30 supserized meals and eating them all
You are a cool dood, whether you believe it or not, bruh.
You can knot.
No need to remind. I know what I need to do. We check in and I fuck you up if you mess up.
You are entitled to your wrong opinion.
Now you're just being greedy.
>You're all insecure mopey gaycunts
to be fair I'm totally that
I've never done acid my homie billy says he plays melee better on acid
we're gonna make it, right?
I likje star wars more than werewolves. I'm sorry
>getting drunk sucks
I'm afraid you and me are not two of a kind, my dude
I got myself prescribed addy once - I've never needed it but it's very easy to tell a psychiatrist the relevant things to get it. Anyway afterwards I took it and fell asleep which I'm pretty sure is'not the intended effect`
oh alright, i see what you're saying but the analogy still doesn't work in my head
hmm. i think i'll pass on it, not really up for trying to fit the bottleneck in while positioning
No guarantees, but we can try. Just don't be a piece of shit and I'll try not to be as well.
Apparently my roommate wants to get into lifting at the gym potentially and his girlfriend has a friend who goes to the gym so maybe he could show us the ropes and I'd get less scared. Maybe.
Don't get me wrong, stims are fun but they'll fuck your body and your psyche up something awful if you let them.
I used to like getting drunk but these days I much prefer having one or two or maybe three, nursing a light buzz and calling it a day. Getting drunk brings the worst out of people and is bad for you.
Nah, only taken small doses not microdoses. I'm interested in trying it out though, just don't feel its necessary since I love my morning coffee too much to seek a replacement.
I don't drink as often as I give the impression of but I get drunk very very easily. Id' rather just be buzzed I guess but sometimes life is too much and I have to go full shitface.
I could probably talk to either of the two major gymrats I play melee with if I wanted to do that kind nof thing
They got rid of it a few years back when they were going the healthy alternatives route. MickeyD's is actually interesting to see how they stayed on the trends over the last decade or two. There's a reason they are still on top.
It's okay. You're standing up for what you believe in.
Entry alone would be enough of a trial.
You were one of those once.
I didn't know they WERE still on top. I'd still rather have a burger from wendy's if we're talking like that tier of fast food
I'm nothing if not reliably combative.
People fucking with you?
The most common process is extracting THC oil and mixing it with butter, then using that butter to bake. It's not a difficult process, just time consuming. Involved coffee filters, water filtration, and it's sometimes a mess.
I'm not that great. I know what I want and I do my best to achieve it, but I make my share of major fuckups. I'm down thousands of dollars because of a get-rich-quick scheme, I've fucked up the best relationships my life will ever know, including those with my parents, I've given up on college twice now, I have severe substance dependency issues and now, I have a kid on the way with only a loose plan of financial security.
But I own it. That doesn't make me great, it makes me a foolhardy optimist.
I prefer being levelheaded like yourself.
Up to you, I just offered my two cents.
Tell me if you ever try it.
also; somebody said acid.
no I think I just couldn't handle the absolute lack of control, the disconnect between real and unreal. Like when I'm drunk I'm loopy and my limbs are less dextrous and what have you, but when I took shrooms the unreality of the world terrified me.
I do not like weed. every time I've smoked I've gotten a really bad headache and fallen asleep in half an hour.
I'd recommend it. It could be worth a shot. Please don't tell me you're some person who's scared of getting the smallest amount of muscle. I've had a friend like that.
That's pretty true.
Sounds like a bother, but when I spend messy hours and hours making cakes, it sounds like I could probably handle it if I wanted to.
seriously? I think the most amazing part of that statistic is that the other ones had enough of a surplus to stay afloat during the crash
No, I kinda used to be, but no. Definition is better than the lack thereof (although I really don't want abs, for various reasosns, I just want a flat belly at all times) but I'm more scared of just being garbage at stuff, you know
I doubt anybody is actually into getting hit
I'd definitely recommend it. Given moderate lifting and cardio with decent eating habits, it's impossible to fail.
I just fail at the last one.
Take less with trusted friends in a safe place
Also don't fight it you pussy, accept the mindfuck and see where the journey takes you.
Literally just tripped with my friends last night, ate only 1.7 grams (pretty light dose for me typically) and got blindsided with an earth shattering trip. During the peak the body load contorted my body into a ball on the couch and I spent most of it with my eyes closed astral projecting through space as my concept of self was stripped away.
Then I came down a bit and we made pizza and spent the rest of the night giggling.
how much...whjat? I've never taken acid. I took, like, a mushroom. Like the size of a mushroom you'd see on a piece of dsteak or something I guess. Just the one of them.
I mean you're not wrong, I understand that. It's just my own...I'm not even sure I'd call it motivation. I think I'm a coward.
I hate being out of control so much. But I should try again. the other problem is my only friends are melee players and I keep burning bridges with them by being a douchebag on facebook
The white one isn't even the same dog.
I don't have any actual porn of the two at all, if any exists.
I'm definitely something as well.
I just go with weak.
What exactly makes you cowardly?
Weight loss is all diet. Fitness is all exercise. As someone who dropped 50 pounds from their fatass days I'm speaking from experience. You just need to want it more than you want to stuff your fat face late at night and start thinking about food in terms of your body's energy budget.
Well, yeah, that's part of doing heavily psychotropic substances. I find the disconnect from reality awe-inspiring, and use that time to reflect on the reality I'm forced to exist in when I'm not doing things like acid or magic mushrooms. The majority of the time.
If you weren't expecting it, it can be sanity shattering, and I understand that fear. I myself have never had a genuinely bad trip, but I feel my outlook is to be accredited for that. There are times where I was made uncomfortable or unsettled by the lack of reality or understanding of my surroundings, but it was never enough to break me. I'm sorry that happened to you. I wish you better luck in the future.
If you bake, you can make hash brownies, and you're probably already better at it than most potheads.
Is there an anon spouting off about 420blazeit or something? I keep skimming and seeing someone talk about dabbing.
aside from me, of course, but I think i'm giving advice. Keywords; I think.
too lazy to go back up
I'm afraid of failing at anything. I almost decided not to do this TA thing just out of fear of commitment to anything, even though it's completely convenient for me, great on a resume, and with a professor I'm really close to. I'm almost kind of impressed with myself that I managed to say yess.
WE ALL KNOW THIS YOU FUCKING RETADARFR
The thing is, I already understand reality to be a questionable quantity. But the disocnnect, the inconsistency, was upsetting to me. I'm a sedentary creature.
How would you fail at exercise? Just stopping?
I promise I'll beat the shit out of you if you're ever a lazy fucker.
I mean I eat ass and hand and mouth stuff but bottoming would require some convincing.
I've had ego death from tabs before just never mushrooms
It was fine though, just not what I was expecting from my relatively modest dose. Wouldn't have even been any kind of a problem were it not for the intense body load. That's what I get for taking drugs when sick.
If you dont have a solid sense of self and are prone to depressive mindsets, or cannot be easily distracted, mushrooms are an easy way to delve into a highly emotional hell.
Which reminds me i need tp get growing again.
I def have no fag friends
just a collection of internet friends and some one night stands who I don't have any access to anymore and don't want to contact again anywayb and...idk
>no pay until next week
>completely dry of anything
Way I look at it, it's always been that yeah, I'm a bit disappointed if I can't go the distance and time that I want, but time is really optional. I'll go X miles no matter how long it takes as long as I'm not in danger of injury. If I am, there's no shame at all.
I realize that I've gotten off the treadmill in earlier days when I still had steam. I just wanted to go too fast.
A textual beating.
30 minutes of light cardio, three days a week, supplemented with some push ups, sit ups, planks and squats. Thats like 45 minutes of your day three days a week. That's all it takes. You'll have more energy, confidence and be less anxious and depressed just like that. JUST DO IT
If Trump were a furry, what kind of animal would he be
I would consider it ongoing as I admit Im just going to pick some more up again soonish.
A true writer to-be never abstains from stimulants.
I wonder if I had that problem when I was running regularly...but I mean to some extent I only stopped when I was in a lot of pain.
I'm not as depressed as drunk me currently sounds
Is this why I never write anything? I don't do enough drugs? I love writing. Songs or...nonfiction, I guess, I've never written ficiton I didn't hate
Like I said, I just embrace it, and I guess I can't understand from your perspective what your conception of reality is, but I do advise anybody who comes to me with questions that you can't treat it like alcohol or pot. You have to respect it enough to understand that it's not just a mass of fungus you're eating to feel weird, it's a means of experiencing the universe that you exist in from an entirely different point of view.
I find it comforting, but I'm an exploratory person. I love trying anything I can, just to be able to tell myself I have. It's liberating, I guess.
Oddly enough, I'm still an introvert by nature, as I would prefer to be alone than interacting with others for extended or unnecessary periods.
Subs, I like you, we could be good friends.
Has anybody ever told you you're jaded and probably elitist?
Doing dabs in the medicating sense is neat and all, but think, thanks to an interconnected series of computers, high schoolers and people with mild autism all around the world are using a unified solute. That usually only happens in a militant capacity.
Can you and TP cut me in on this? I'd pay handsomely.
Stims are fucked though
You're borrowing that energy and focus from your future self with interest. Pound for pound you always end up short.
Just drink coffee and caffeinated tea and save the stims for actual parties.
you're not wrong but I'm again a coward
right, I understand that. But experiencing the world in the mundane way is challenging enough. Or rather, comfortably moving through the mundane world is challenging enough without inflicting drastic variation on myself. I'm not adventurous about anything except food, I think.
I like yhou too senpai, colon three.
Things can start to feel a lot better if you just take it easy for a few minutes, or a lotta minutes. Sometimes I just have to walk a bit. Once again, making it the distance I want is the more important part to me.
Pain isn't real. Maybe one day you will be blessed like me.
we gave you a golden shower phyllis, wheres my golden shower?
I'm not saying you sound especially depressed, just listing the objective benefits of even a tiny amount of exercise.
I don't know what you're talking about, but I am absolutely jaded. More of a misanthrope than an elitist, though.
Writing, like reading, requires drive, and a certain mindset, a calm of the inner and outer settings.
Drugs are a fantastic way to nudge that fidgety brain into a maelstrom of creation although it can just as easily push it into physical excesses.
I need to get my laptop back, my tripped out ramblings were odd and amusing.
Aaaaanyway, some of the greatest writers of history where at the very least flagrant alcoholics.
Drug abuse drives home torturous thoughts into the soul, and what is true art without suffering?
I'm similar but it's mostly intentional. Most people annoy me, men especially.
I really want to take random walks in the middle of the night, but the alarm's on, the dogs would wake up, and...it's philly after dark.
I do exercise, I just haven't done cardio in awhile because of lack of access to treadmills.
really? women are like 20x more annoying than men for me
I completely think that one of my big dilemmas in putting pen to paper is that I don't suffer enough. My life is so fucking easy.
never lived anywhere else
I drink a liter of coffee almost every day.
I have only done cocaine when I have had a morning free and havent been worse for wear, except for a blown out nose and of course bloody phlegm.
Then again I only do a few lines and top of with a blunt to temper my mood. Otherwise I just tweak and get angry.
Stims are a once in a while treat, anyway
Think of tripping as one means of achieving a little creative destruction for the psyche, clearing out the weeds and the overgrowth so something more useful can grow in its place. A bit hectic at times, sure, but a useful if not necessary part of the ecology of the mind, like the forest fire is a necessary part of the ecology of the forest.
Or, you know, keep walking around in the box, enjoying ignorance without bliss.
An previous friend of mine used to run in the winter at 2AM.
Our campus isn't the safest, but philly is probs worse.
Having done shrooms,I don't know that I endorse the idea that psychedelics are mind expanding. Alteration isn't expansion, you understand - you don't get closer to ultimate truth by screwing with your brain chemistry necessarily. That doesn't mean it's without value, just that the value isn't inherent to the experience.
dude it's fucking philly, even though my neighborhood is mostly safe there's gunshots once in awhile
You livin the real niggas life out there.
If only I could be so gangstalicious.
The best stories are of course made of conflict, ongoing until resolution or dissolution. A man that has lived life without strife will spin only meagre and homely tales. The best ones come from those ripped of creatures rarely seen and nailed to the barn for all to awe.
My life has been relatively easy-livin' as well, but the more sinister underpinnings have lead to this wretched beast of burden. Fear not, theres still philosophy left for you, and at best you can brig yourself to ape the works and deeds of others, as we all do.
Well yeah, if you're psychotic stay away from psychedelics, but I think most people could benefit from at least one mild psychedelic experience.
And I never said it was "mind expanding." Its a way to tap into the nasty stuff lurking around in your psyche that you might be unable or unwilling to confront otherwise. Like a super-charged therapy session inside your own head.
yeah I'm thug af with my only leaving my house for class and work and spending the rest of my rtime on the internet whining about the lack of cock in my ass
Oh I mean we're all vacuous imitators at core. Nobody is really original except maybe homer. IEvery song I've ever written has basically been coasting off the remains of minor dramas I've lvied through.
>tap into the nasty stuff lurking around in your psyche
that is an accurate way to describe it I think
You need to get proper fucked, you tosser.
I mean i did spend almost the entirety of last month unemployed and being blown out and higher than I shouldve been, so ive not been an angel either.
But thankfully my compatriots that i shared the experiences with have been good models to steer my behaviour away from exact imitation.
Nothing is new under the sun, and there is nothing wrong with imitation, or rather, inspiration.
Please write a song and sign on for my upcoming album, "Traphouse Blues".
I don't cyber.
ALCOHOLIC STUDENT. You.
>really? women are like 20x more annoying than men for me
I'm not sure how or why for me. I guess women typically have a more gentle nature which I respond well to.
I never really had many male friends and was pretty much raised by teenage girls so maybe that's why I'm a bit sensitive even if I don't show it.
women are too emotional for me, or somethnig, I don't respond well to the sensitivity
like even though I'm an effeminate queeny faggot I just have a naturally straightforward and efficient mentality, pragmatic minded and shit
I fall into the fag hag groups. I make friends with women pretty easily, but have to keep them at an arms-length.
How quaint. I live in a world where it's real life for many people.
See? Its great
I need to relearn the cello for this, I've already got like 5 people on board
Studio Expenses: 5 crates stoli
I love it.
Somebody's doing a cover/rewrite of cocaine blues even if it feels like heresy.
To be fair, most of that has been one drink a day.
I'm actually pretty masculine (at least for someone who fucks dudes) and most people would call me pragmatic and a typical guy but I think that's mostly because I actively hide my emotions and true feelings which I guess is another typical masculine trait.
I wish I could be more openly pragmatic rather than just giving off the aura of a pragmatic person. In reality I'm a very anxious bundle of nerves I just don't show it and constantly running over things in my head and thinking of a million what ifs in my head.
I guess I'm technically bi so I don't really think about distance. I probably should though, I've had issues before because of mismatched levels of affection.
can I stick my tongue up your boypussy
if whoever that is can do johnny's baritone that's fine. I''d probably put together a margot inspired tenorblues ballad about modern faggotry
you should really do that. It's a really good game.
thanks for supporting me :D
everyone is anxious inside, I think, but if you xcan hide it that's a;l that matters
It seems like a long game, and I don't have a system for it.
I'd rather watch Cryaotic play through it. I did for a bit.
Theres not a single thing about that sentence i dont love.
I mean that's basically just as good, it's not a very deep game
see, my musical taste is very good in theory, but I still can't create anything of value
it hasn't actually happened, no
oh I know a guy who get sthose
Its bad for your health, mental and physical
Being drunk all the time usually makes a person into a dickhead
But I guess I know enough functioning alcoholics who are decent enough, if you can make it work then fucking go for it I guess.
sounds like something that would be only good in theory unless you're talking about pretend punches.
As a strong, independent nusexual transnigger attack helicopter, everything triggers me.
I definitely require depth.
At least balls deep.
Same. Except expand that to all aspects of my life.
I think the psychological appeal is more relevant than you think
like I've BEEN hit before, just not in a sexual context, and I fantasize about it sometimes
we can get there~~~~~~
I like doubling consonants and adding an e too
sucks ur dickke
I mean, I guess there's one way for you to find out.
I'll pretend I dont find that arousing.
Ill catch you boyos later. Stay strong Judge. You're in the running for top 5 of this shitheap.
I'm also bi, but women have been ruined for me by too many crappy ones growing up.
Drink your rum.
Dude, they draw buttholes on animals all the time, along with little kids' genitals (see Jojo or DB).
let's pretend I did that on purpose
no I know dude I've read a lot of kinda obscure, non-weebish manga where they do that, like that one about the kid growing up after narrowly escaping hiroshima that I forget the name of
I know this is a gay thread but I'd totally impregnate Papi
I had crappy both, though I guess I had worse males in my life growing up.
I just wanted to list some more popular examples.
I'm surprised to see it when they have to draw black bars over penises in porn.
pretend you're not smd
birdgirl is not for lewd
if you were a real homo you could break physics for dicks.
YOUR NEED IS NOT GREAT ENOUGH TO PIERCE THE HEAVENS
stop drinking that didnt make sense
Keep drinking until Snarf is pretty.
Penises also beat vaginas.
hey that depiction of jubei is chubby and still pretty cute man it's too bad it's FUCKING FICTION
yeah come on I'm the god of logic, they call me socrates 2.0
sing me the song "thirsty" by the national
To be fair, that is perfectly straight.
I also saw more errors in that sentence than there actually were.
Thanks for the reality check bruh.
>tfw no tomoko gf(male)
how do i get a non std-ridden boy to practice butt stuff with
I only have the range for Jim Morrison.
Now I'm just going to cry because Jubei will never be my #1 cat dad.
I've definitely accepted this by now though.
I can just retreat into the confines of my mind and create my own Jubei, thankfully.