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que viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiva espana
>>719681808
should we set some becnhmarks or something?
>>719681830
I did shrooms once. That wa sa trip
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>>719680898 (Drunky)
Yeah basically.
>>719680971 (Cait)
Well aren't you eager.
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Q. If you were halfway penetrating your mom, and your dad was halfway penetrating you, which way would you move to get out of the situation?
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>>719681830
Any other hot tips? They're always appreciated, no creepo tho.
>>719681958
Everybody here is gay, what do you think
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>>719681958
backwards no fucking question
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>>719682053
I'm not.
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>>719681958
Towards the nearest ballistic weapon with a single shot.
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>>719681830
When you put it that way, weed sounds like the life. But I'm a goody two shoes who doesn't do weed or have any idea how to get it.
>>719681946
I mean if you're on the road anyways, may as well get on the queue and give you some advance notice. As a courtesy.
>>719681896
Sure, if you want to.
Dunno what you and I want. They'd definitely be separate benchmarks, not the same.
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>>719681657
but how do you ask yourself if your skinny-ish? i just can't put that together in my mind
>>719681684
i'm not sure how i feel about posting myself anyways, people would probably not like that i'm posting myself let alone that the pictures would probably be awful to begin with
i did? it was probably my cat Hazel
>>719681830
it doesn't have to do with putting a bottle in my ass, it's that i'm putting alcohol in my ass, that just doesn't sound right
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>>719682215
I'm not sober enough to do numerical measurements and such
>>719682223
I wasn't asking if I am or not, more just if that definition applies, you understand
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>>719682311
oh, i didn't think of it that way
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>>719682223
Well, it's your call. I like your bodytype and you shouldn't worry about what people might say. It was this one.
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>>719682311
I don't really have any weight goals, and I'm not into measuring waist or like bicep sizes or any shite like that.
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>>719682215
I'll wait til you're at home to make it extra awkward.
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>>719681896
Definitely so. Let's do shrooms together!
>>719681946
So what's the problem with black salons?
>>719682053
I think Freklz lives in Illinois, but don't quote me on that.
Soto and Colbs are in California, know that for sure. They're also animus so I don't think they count
Nefel is in Australia and doesn't fit on your map
Pretty sure HAL is in Montana.
>>719682215
>Go to local community college campus
>Look for seemingly socially active group
>Introduce self, offhandedly mention you could use a joint and inquire as to whether they have connections
>If yes: follow up
>If no: move on and try again
>????
>Profit
Even if your state isn't legal, inquiry of acquisition is not the same as solicitation, therefore you are at no liability. Good luck, and god speed.
do it fgt.
>>719682223
Don't knock it 'till you try it. Theres no quicker and more effective way to get fucked up on minimal liquor. Even cheap wine will get you hammered this way.
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>>719682373
It's ok not everyone has the same stratospheric verbal iq that I do
>>719682416
and I never weigh myself anyway so that's not relevant...but wait, what are we trying to fix anyway, don't you just want to eat less badly?
>>719682516
n-no I don't really want to do that again, I am comfortable with alcohol
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Measure my biceps, Cait.
>>719682516
I'd probably get killed in the ones around here.
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>>719682516
Freklz is in the map, silly goose. HAL moved to America? Huh, his Skype still says he's in the UK.
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God, if only.
>>719682448
Oh my god you wouldn't dare.
Don't even joke.
>>719682516
I see random people standing inside a random isolated fire exit outside my dorm and I swear some drug deals must go down there.
I probably still won't go for it. I'll stick to booze and food.
>>719682572
Yes. So it'd be like I have one or two opportunities a week to eat badly. Or something like that.
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>6'3 and 160 is fat
Phonekat
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>>719682804
is that our benchmark then? You can't eat terribly more than twice a week?
I don't even know what mine is then
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>>719682572
God, nobody is any fun anymore. Somebody do psychoactive substances with me.
>>719682613
Detroit, Baltimore or Ferguson?
>>719682781
Last I remember he was in the states. I don't know if he was visiting or whatever, or if I'm remembering incorrectly. My memory is fucked.
>>719682804
Marijuana increases your metabolism like mad. It's great for keeping weight down, even when you do eat like a pig. This would accomplish your goals twofold: Getting in better shape and feeling great.
Let me be the devil on your shoulder. Walk up to one of them with a twenty and ask them for bud!
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I said 165.
>>719682874
That'd be great.
Another thing would be that if I miss a run, that counts towards the food count.
It's just something as simple as that for me.
Yours should involve exercise, probably.
When will you get a treadmill or some shit, mang?
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>>719682804
I gotta make sure your brother isn't gay.
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>>719683034
I'm sorry I'm a fucking SQUARE ok
>>719683039
it's not up to me at this point. The issue is there's nowhere in the house to put it and my dad doesn't want to get rid of the elliptical thing and I don't like that (even though his fat ass never uses it fuck)
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>>719682406
i'm honestly surprised you saved that
yeah that's Hazel, she's sleeping right behind me at the moment. and she snores now, it's kind of cute
i've got a lot of problems and worrying about what people might say is a big one of them. a lot of the time it takes me so long to reply to posts is because i get caught up in what they could say or think about everything i put in it, among other complicated and similar reasons at other times
>>719682516
what Americans consider cheap alcohol is still pretty pricy where i live, not to mention i can't legally buy any on my own until April
people can tell you the same saying for anything that could potentially be dangerous on the internet, /b/ of all places i'd expect this
>>719682572
no, my brain's just pretty fucked to put it as lightly as i can
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>>719683034
None of the above. My town isn't famous for anything or even significant.
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>>719683034
That metabolism thing sounds like straight bullshit. I'm inclined to not automatically believe such shit without good proof.
God no I'd sperg out or some shit, it'd be awkward.
I'm good, really, thanks.
>>719683048
He isn't often home; he's moved out and has a job elsewhere. It'd have to be Christmas or visiting.
But no. I don't even know if there's a word for that kinda shit. Please don't bang my bro.
>>719683140
Use the elliptical. Seriously.
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>>719683395
tell me to do it when I'm less drunk. Right now I'll just argue with you.
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>>719683034
Where have you been? The threads are different with you in them. I wish we had anything in common, we'd chat more.
>>719683194
Well, I save everything. Anyhow, that's pretty thoughtful of you, in a way. You do it to save face, but you could phrase like you don't want to upset the other person. If you think of it that way you're being kind.
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>>719683395
Terrible is the word I'd use anyway.
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>>719683490
Nah, let's argue.
Why wouldn't you want to use the elliptical?
It's better than nothing, that's for damn sure.
>>719683508
Good to know you agree.
I can never do the long-awaited road trip because my car is always shitty. I just wanna travel, maaaaan.
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>>719683801
ok
we've owned it since when I was a kid and the motion of the device makes me feel inherently uncomfortable in a way that running doesn't, it's like my eggs are moving through molasses
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legs
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>>719683801
Travelling south is a terrible waste anyway.
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>>719683501
i didn't know you did.
the way i think of it is that i'm really self-conscious and i believe people are just gonna laugh at it, talk shit, etc. etc. it's just become normal to think that way from such things happening for so long and from such an early age
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>>719683140
Lol, I just think it'd be fun to do magic mushrooms with a bunch of relatively insecure internet dwellers.
There's no way that could possibly go wrong.
>>719683194
You're worried about it being dangerous?
As in you might hurt yourself?
There are no short term detriments to pouring hard liquor into your anus. Do it often, and you might break down the mucus wall lining your colon, which could lead to some serious problems, but that's, like, two liquor enemas daily.
The anus is fairly resilient.
Granted, you'll do you. You don't have to listen to me. Just trying to get your drunk.
>>719683199
I was making a joke.
>>719683395
I would insist you do your own research, but everybody seems so vehemently opposed to my suggestions tonight. Marijuana use is directly linked to increased metabolic rates and lower the risk of diabetes in humans. Whether you believe what I say is up to you, but the research is freely accessible on this wondrous tool we call the internet
I'm not actually trying to convince you to go out and use psychoactive substances because I said so. If you're going to dabble in drugs or alcohol, it's best you do it of your own volition, as insecurity or hesitance can lead to negative experiences.
>>719683501
Moved back to Arizona a while ago, got married, knocked my wife up a few months ago, kid coming in July. Opened a small business, watched it bury itself, lost a fair chunk of money in the process, went back to work bartending, stopped drinking nearly as much as I used to, became a much more active individual, started a gym regiment, got back into university for a third associates degree, which will be finished this may, enrolling in a bachelors program to become a teacher, made decent friends. Not like I've been actively avoiding coming around. I just don't have time often anymore. I could try to regularly pop in, though.
What do you mean the threads are different? Just like, it's not a common thing to see me around?
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>>719683976
tfw no geralt bf
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Back in a moment. Shower
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>>719684027
I'm actually not that insecure, like as internet dwelling faggot nerds go Im' pretty comfortable with socialization
but the one time I took shrooms I honestly thought I was going to die and everything was scary and I ended up in the corner of my dorm curled up in a ball shrieking
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>>719684027
i always assumed that pouring booze in your ass was a joke, so yes
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>>719683896
It's still better than nothing as long as it doesn't injure you. Is it really so unbearable that you'd rather just sit around?
I don't understand the problem with your ovaries but okay.
>>719683976
The south has stuff.
Like Disney.
And NawLeans and their King Cakes and flashing boobs.
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>>719684027
Over my head.
>>719684032
If I had my pick, Geralt wouldn't be the first choice.
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>>719684027
what business did you start?
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>>719683978
That is a shame. You seem sensitive in a good way.
>>719684027
I mean they're better. It's amazing that you've managed to get your life going like that. Cheers.
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>>719684240
Florida has stuff, sure. New Orleans is a shithole.
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>>719684240
look, you're not WRONG, but I'm amazing at finding excuses for my own failures to be responsible
in fact, you're just straight up right
>>719684274
I just want an adventurous, heroic bf
and I want to be his healslut
this isn't THAT WEIRD
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>>719684303
what do you mean? i've never really thought of sensitivity being good or bad, in that sense
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>>719684431
Well, there's being whipped and there's being well behaved, you know?
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>>719684027
I gotcha. Also I really don't like smoke. I do like baking. Have you done anything with edibles or any alternatives to smoking weed? I don't know much about it.
>>719684347
I've been to Florida multiple times. I'm sure every state has something worth going to.
>>719684414
Man the fuck up with me.
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>>719684414
Geralt's a mutant. He doesn't need your heals.
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>>719684512
Aside from you possibly claiming me being worth it, there is literally nothing worth seeing in MS.
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>>719684512
...ok
if I'm not too hungover tomorrow I'll use the thingy
>>719684537
I mean you're not wrong but why can't I just have a heroic bf I can be a healslut for
WHY CAN'T I JUST HAAVE THAT
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>>719684481
as much as i'd like to say i do, i don't.
i kind of get what you're saying, but not entirely i feel.
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>>719684606
>you possibly claiming me
>he wants cait to claim him
kinkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>719684606
Yoooooooou bb
>>719684610
Thanks.
You won't regret it.
I mean, you might, but you'll push through it.
You should hold me to the shit I said as well or something.
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>>719684687
Don't trigger me with that fetish.
>>719684610
I'm sure your heroic werewolf bf is just waiting for the opportune time to sweep you off of your feet and onto his dick.
>>719684775
INVALID
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>>719684682
I'm talking about the difference between caring what other will say because you're respectful and caring because you're afraid. You're afraid, but the result is the same, you put thought in your words. At least I think that's better than being careless.
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>>719681896
>>719681235
>I agree even though I don't undesrstand
I mean beat u up then fucc
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>>719684143
Got to go in with a decent understanding of your self and your life or that'll happen.
psychotropics aren't for the faint of heart.
>>719684193
Nope. Genuine process.
>>719684274
Black people in high-crime areas
>>719684277
E-cigarette store. Craze died down about eight months after I opened and I lost a fortune relative to my income. Shit sucked.
>>719684303
I don't exactly bring a party. I also don't see how they're better, but I appreciate that my presence makes you believe so
Shit happens in a short amount of time. I've also always been one to live a relatively volatile lifestyle, so things are never stagnant around me. Hopefully this will slow me down and let me focus on the future though. I feel like I'm in a pretty good position for that.
>>719684512
Smoking is my preffered method, being a smoker from the age of thirteen, but I've done edibles a handful of times. The release is much slower and the effects are much more intense and longer lasting. Compare it to a car drive and a hike, both to the top of a mountain. The car drive is faster, and less strenuous, and the hike is much longer, takes a little more out of you, but is much more satisfying in the end.
Both are great methods of intoxicating oneself, but when I eat edibles, I'm stoned for a solid six hours, whereas smoking wears off around an hour or two and I can function normally again. The high from edibles is also much more cerebral, as youre filtering a much more concentrated amount of THC through your stomach, whereas your lungs filter a lot of the THC before it reaches the blood stream.
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>>719684775
How do we hold ourselves to this? I mean, two times a week for you, right? Do I just ask? or should I remind you or something in the morning
>>719684826
what's wrong with that fetish..?
also he odesn't need to be a werewolf it'd be better if he was like a hero of the galactic empire or something
>>719684875
oh
I mean you know I'm down for that colon three
>>719684919
I'm not sure my lack of inner peace was the issue per se
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>>719684948
u cant be down for it if ur not conscious.
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>>719684990
I'm conscious now aren't I???????
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>>719684826
You're totally worth it x10
>>719684919
Sounds pretty cool.
I've heard that you don't just dump weed into brownies; you need to use the oil from it or something.
>>719684948
Just gotta check in with me sometimes. I'll be honest.
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>>719684919
You're pretty great. I envy you.
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Yay, Subby's drunk!
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>>719685040
yeah buuuuuut
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>>719685064
mc fucking kill yourself
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>>719684948
I have memories tied to it that are unpleasant.
>>>NOT WANTING A WEREWOLF BF
WHAT THE FUCK SF
>>719685042
Am knot.
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>>719685042
I believe in your honesty, I'm more concerned about each of us being able to preempt failure...like, I can't remind you to do something since your thing is avoiding doing something you know
>>719685084
booty booty booty booty
>>719685133
duly noted
look a werewolf is fine TOO I'm just saying it's ont the only option
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>>719685150
NO, you said it would be BETTER if it were something else. That is unacceptable.
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Weirdly, I am at McDonald's, so McKilling myself is appropriate.
>>719685133
Werewolves are terrible.
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>>719685242
well I mean that's just because of my star wars fetish and because shistavanen aren't really recruited by the empire very often you understnad
both at once would be EVEN BVETTER
>>719685273
wouldn't that just involve ordering like 30 supserized meals and eating them all
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Weed is sick
Mushrooms are sick, but not as sick as acid
Ellipticals are sick
You're all insecure mopey gaycunts
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>>719685133
You are a cool dood, whether you believe it or not, bruh.
You can knot.
>>719685150
No need to remind. I know what I need to do. We check in and I fuck you up if you mess up.
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>>719685273
You are entitled to your wrong opinion.
>>719685339
Now you're just being greedy.
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>>719685379
>You're all insecure mopey gaycunts
to be fair I'm totally that
I've never done acid my homie billy says he plays melee better on acid
>>719685384
we're gonna make it, right?
>>719685393
I likje star wars more than werewolves. I'm sorry
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>>719685379
Also getting drunk sucks
>>719685475
Acid makes my brain work at 200% efficiency
Like adderall but not shit
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>>719685531
>getting drunk sucks
I'm afraid you and me are not two of a kind, my dude
I got myself prescribed addy once - I've never needed it but it's very easy to tell a psychiatrist the relevant things to get it. Anyway afterwards I took it and fell asleep which I'm pretty sure is'not the intended effect`
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>>719685339
Supersizing hasn't been a thing for a few years now.
>>719685393
Teenagers ruined them. Like many things.
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>>719685643
I wouldn't know there are no mcdonalds' near enough to me, we have a bk and a wendy's on campus but no mcd's
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>>719684829
oh alright, i see what you're saying but the analogy still doesn't work in my head
>>719684919
hmm. i think i'll pass on it, not really up for trying to fit the bottleneck in while positioning
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>>719685531
have you ever tried microdosing acid
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>>719685475
No guarantees, but we can try. Just don't be a piece of shit and I'll try not to be as well.
Apparently my roommate wants to get into lifting at the gym potentially and his girlfriend has a friend who goes to the gym so maybe he could show us the ropes and I'd get less scared. Maybe.
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>>719685620
Don't get me wrong, stims are fun but they'll fuck your body and your psyche up something awful if you let them.
I used to like getting drunk but these days I much prefer having one or two or maybe three, nursing a light buzz and calling it a day. Getting drunk brings the worst out of people and is bad for you.
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>>719685738
Nah, only taken small doses not microdoses. I'm interested in trying it out though, just don't feel its necessary since I love my morning coffee too much to seek a replacement.
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>>719685773
I don't drink as often as I give the impression of but I get drunk very very easily. Id' rather just be buzzed I guess but sometimes life is too much and I have to go full shitface.
>>719685742
I could probably talk to either of the two major gymrats I play melee with if I wanted to do that kind nof thing
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>>719685695
They got rid of it a few years back when they were going the healthy alternatives route. MickeyD's is actually interesting to see how they stayed on the trends over the last decade or two. There's a reason they are still on top.
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>>719685475
It's okay. You're standing up for what you believe in.
>>719685384
Entry alone would be enough of a trial.
>>719685643
You were one of those once.
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>>719685905
I didn't know they WERE still on top. I'd still rather have a burger from wendy's if we're talking like that tier of fast food
>>719685924
I'm nothing if not reliably combative.
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>>719684948
People fucking with you?
>>719685042
The most common process is extracting THC oil and mixing it with butter, then using that butter to bake. It's not a difficult process, just time consuming. Involved coffee filters, water filtration, and it's sometimes a mess.
>>719685056
I'm not that great. I know what I want and I do my best to achieve it, but I make my share of major fuckups. I'm down thousands of dollars because of a get-rich-quick scheme, I've fucked up the best relationships my life will ever know, including those with my parents, I've given up on college twice now, I have severe substance dependency issues and now, I have a kid on the way with only a loose plan of financial security.
But I own it. That doesn't make me great, it makes me a foolhardy optimist.
I prefer being levelheaded like yourself.
>>719685710
Up to you, I just offered my two cents.
Tell me if you ever try it.
>>719685738
yes
also; somebody said acid.
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>>719685858
Try getting stoned instead, its better for you and doesn't turn you into an obnoxious ball of poor decisions.
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>>719685849
i'd compare it to adderall but without all the negative aspects
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>>719685991
no I think I just couldn't handle the absolute lack of control, the disconnect between real and unreal. Like when I'm drunk I'm loopy and my limbs are less dextrous and what have you, but when I took shrooms the unreality of the world terrified me.
>>719686029
I do not like weed. every time I've smoked I've gotten a really bad headache and fallen asleep in half an hour.
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Vaping > smoking
Edibles are on a tier of their own.
Dabbing is pretty cool
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>>719685924
That was over a decade ago, and I hate myself from then.
>>719685974
They were the only fast food chain to make profits during the recession turn of the 2000's.
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i like the dabbing meme uit's one of my favorite memes
OK PROCEED DAB WIN EVERYWHERE THAT I GO CHILLIN ON VICTORY ROAD etc
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>>719685858
I'd recommend it. It could be worth a shot. Please don't tell me you're some person who's scared of getting the smallest amount of muscle. I've had a friend like that.
>>719685924
That's pretty true.
>>719685991
Sounds like a bother, but when I spend messy hours and hours making cakes, it sounds like I could probably handle it if I wanted to.
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>>719686165
seriously? I think the most amazing part of that statistic is that the other ones had enough of a surplus to stay afloat during the crash
>>719686186
No, I kinda used to be, but no. Definition is better than the lack thereof (although I really don't want abs, for various reasosns, I just want a flat belly at all times) but I'm more scared of just being garbage at stuff, you know
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>>719686168
That's not a dab this is a dab
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>>719685150
I doubt anybody is actually into getting hit
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>>719686118
you have more control over your trip with acid. shrooms kind of have a mind of their own
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>>719686284
that's not meme enough
I'm dabbing irl right now, as I type
>>719686315
katia um
how long have you known me
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>>719686365
that would explain why billy says he plays good on acid but lost to me on shrooms
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>>719686406
how much did you take?
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>>719686276
I'd definitely recommend it. Given moderate lifting and cardio with decent eating habits, it's impossible to fail.
I just fail at the last one.
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>>719686118
Take less with trusted friends in a safe place
Also don't fight it you pussy, accept the mindfuck and see where the journey takes you.
Literally just tripped with my friends last night, ate only 1.7 grams (pretty light dose for me typically) and got blindsided with an earth shattering trip. During the peak the body load contorted my body into a ball on the couch and I spent most of it with my eyes closed astral projecting through space as my concept of self was stripped away.
Then I came down a bit and we made pizza and spent the rest of the night giggling.
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>>719684240
Any more actual porn of these two?
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>>719686471
how much...whjat? I've never taken acid. I took, like, a mushroom. Like the size of a mushroom you'd see on a piece of dsteak or something I guess. Just the one of them.
>>719686482
I mean you're not wrong, I understand that. It's just my own...I'm not even sure I'd call it motivation. I think I'm a coward.
>>719686521
I hate being out of control so much. But I should try again. the other problem is my only friends are melee players and I keep burning bridges with them by being a douchebag on facebook
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>>719686406
Shrooms fuck with the motor skills
Acid doesn't so much
Shrooms are more of a spectacle, acid is more of a tool for heightening the senses
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>>719681958
I don't really like taking it in the butt
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>>719686615
maybe I'll hit billy up sometime. I don't know if we count as close, though...
>>719686663
some people just weren't made to be bottoms it's ok
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>>719686553
The white one isn't even the same dog.
I don't have any actual porn of the two at all, if any exists.
>>719686613
I'm definitely something as well.
I just go with weak.
What exactly makes you cowardly?
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Weight loss is all diet. Fitness is all exercise. As someone who dropped 50 pounds from their fatass days I'm speaking from experience. You just need to want it more than you want to stuff your fat face late at night and start thinking about food in terms of your body's energy budget.
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>>719686118
Well, yeah, that's part of doing heavily psychotropic substances. I find the disconnect from reality awe-inspiring, and use that time to reflect on the reality I'm forced to exist in when I'm not doing things like acid or magic mushrooms. The majority of the time.
If you weren't expecting it, it can be sanity shattering, and I understand that fear. I myself have never had a genuinely bad trip, but I feel my outlook is to be accredited for that. There are times where I was made uncomfortable or unsettled by the lack of reality or understanding of my surroundings, but it was never enough to break me. I'm sorry that happened to you. I wish you better luck in the future.
>>719686186
If you bake, you can make hash brownies, and you're probably already better at it than most potheads.
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Is there an anon spouting off about 420blazeit or something? I keep skimming and seeing someone talk about dabbing.
aside from me, of course, but I think i'm giving advice. Keywords; I think.
too lazy to go back up
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>>719686751
I'm afraid of failing at anything. I almost decided not to do this TA thing just out of fear of commitment to anything, even though it's completely convenient for me, great on a resume, and with a professor I'm really close to. I'm almost kind of impressed with myself that I managed to say yess.
>>719686767
WE ALL KNOW THIS YOU FUCKING RETADARFR
>>719686831
The thing is, I already understand reality to be a questionable quantity. But the disocnnect, the inconsistency, was upsetting to me. I'm a sedentary creature.
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>>719686613
yeah i recommend like a half tab of acid. you will still be in control and have awesome visuals
>>719686521
sounds like ego death, mate. haven't been there myself
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>>719686934
maybe if I'm less afraid of initiating social interaction I'll hit billy up sometime
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>>719686831
I'm talking about dabbing, actual dabbing
Some lame memester is talking about the stupid dabbing meme like what idiots and normies do
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>>719686914
That's interesting.
How would you fail at exercise? Just stopping?
I promise I'll beat the shit out of you if you're ever a lazy fucker.
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>>719687062
honestly, just not being able to go long enough or far enough is a failure for me, mentally
deal
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>>719686716
Yeah true
I mean I eat ass and hand and mouth stuff but bottoming would require some convincing.
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>>719686991
just remember to be in a safe place and surrounded by people you trust
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>>719687112
I eat ass like a philly cheesesteak my niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>719687123
I HAVE NO FRIENDS THOUGH
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>>719686934
I've had ego death from tabs before just never mushrooms
It was fine though, just not what I was expecting from my relatively modest dose. Wouldn't have even been any kind of a problem were it not for the intense body load. That's what I get for taking drugs when sick.
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If you dont have a solid sense of self and are prone to depressive mindsets, or cannot be easily distracted, mushrooms are an easy way to delve into a highly emotional hell.
Which reminds me i need tp get growing again.
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>>719687217
didn't you do cocaine for awhile
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>>719687154
You can make friends by eating ass
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>>719687154
order them off amazon
>>719687210
i haven't had a trip in a while. been itching for one lately
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>>719687286
I def have no fag friends
just a collection of internet friends and some one night stands who I don't have any access to anymore and don't want to contact again anywayb and...idk
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>no pay until next week
>completely dry of anything
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>>719687103
Way I look at it, it's always been that yeah, I'm a bit disappointed if I can't go the distance and time that I want, but time is really optional. I'll go X miles no matter how long it takes as long as I'm not in danger of injury. If I am, there's no shame at all.
I realize that I've gotten off the treadmill in earlier days when I still had steam. I just wanted to go too fast.
A textual beating.
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>>719687342
you can order friedns on amazon? I just use it for buying women's clothing
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>>719687103
30 minutes of light cardio, three days a week, supplemented with some push ups, sit ups, planks and squats. Thats like 45 minutes of your day three days a week. That's all it takes. You'll have more energy, confidence and be less anxious and depressed just like that. JUST DO IT
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If Trump were a furry, what kind of animal would he be
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>>719687277
... And?
I would consider it ongoing as I admit Im just going to pick some more up again soonish.
A true writer to-be never abstains from stimulants.
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>>719687436
A dirty opossum
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>>719687406
I wonder if I had that problem when I was running regularly...but I mean to some extent I only stopped when I was in a lot of pain.
>>719687413
I'm not as depressed as drunk me currently sounds
>>719687436
LION
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>>719687489
Is this why I never write anything? I don't do enough drugs? I love writing. Songs or...nonfiction, I guess, I've never written ficiton I didn't hate
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>>719687410
dress up like a woman and go to a bar. guaranteed friend's
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>>719686914
Like I said, I just embrace it, and I guess I can't understand from your perspective what your conception of reality is, but I do advise anybody who comes to me with questions that you can't treat it like alcohol or pot. You have to respect it enough to understand that it's not just a mass of fungus you're eating to feel weird, it's a means of experiencing the universe that you exist in from an entirely different point of view.
I find it comforting, but I'm an exploratory person. I love trying anything I can, just to be able to tell myself I have. It's liberating, I guess.
Oddly enough, I'm still an introvert by nature, as I would prefer to be alone than interacting with others for extended or unnecessary periods.
Go figure.
Subs, I like you, we could be good friends.
>>719687002
Has anybody ever told you you're jaded and probably elitist?
Doing dabs in the medicating sense is neat and all, but think, thanks to an interconnected series of computers, high schoolers and people with mild autism all around the world are using a unified solute. That usually only happens in a militant capacity.
>>719687217
Can you and TP cut me in on this? I'd pay handsomely.
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>>719687489
Stims are fucked though
You're borrowing that energy and focus from your future self with interest. Pound for pound you always end up short.
Just drink coffee and caffeinated tea and save the stims for actual parties.
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>>719687545
you're not wrong but I'm again a coward
>>719687550
right, I understand that. But experiencing the world in the mundane way is challenging enough. Or rather, comfortably moving through the mundane world is challenging enough without inflicting drastic variation on myself. I'm not adventurous about anything except food, I think.
I like yhou too senpai, colon three.
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>>719687535
Things can start to feel a lot better if you just take it easy for a few minutes, or a lotta minutes. Sometimes I just have to walk a bit. Once again, making it the distance I want is the more important part to me.
Pain isn't real. Maybe one day you will be blessed like me.
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we gave you a golden shower phyllis, wheres my golden shower?
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>>719687535
I'm not saying you sound especially depressed, just listing the objective benefits of even a tiny amount of exercise.
>>719687550
I don't know what you're talking about, but I am absolutely jaded. More of a misanthrope than an elitist, though.
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>>719687535
Writing, like reading, requires drive, and a certain mindset, a calm of the inner and outer settings.
Drugs are a fantastic way to nudge that fidgety brain into a maelstrom of creation although it can just as easily push it into physical excesses.
I need to get my laptop back, my tripped out ramblings were odd and amusing.
Aaaaanyway, some of the greatest writers of history where at the very least flagrant alcoholics.
Drug abuse drives home torturous thoughts into the soul, and what is true art without suffering?
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Hi /b/
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>>719687346
I'm similar but it's mostly intentional. Most people annoy me, men especially.
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Back later
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>>719687154
You from philly?
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>>719687714
I really want to take random walks in the middle of the night, but the alarm's on, the dogs would wake up, and...it's philly after dark.
>>719687797
I do exercise, I just haven't done cardio in awhile because of lack of access to treadmills.
>>719687882
really? women are like 20x more annoying than men for me
>>719687835
I completely think that one of my big dilemmas in putting pen to paper is that I don't suffer enough. My life is so fucking easy.
>>719687968
never lived anywhere else
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>>719687628
I drink a liter of coffee almost every day.
I have only done cocaine when I have had a morning free and havent been worse for wear, except for a blown out nose and of course bloody phlegm.
Then again I only do a few lines and top of with a blunt to temper my mood. Otherwise I just tweak and get angry.
Stims are a once in a while treat, anyway
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>>719687668
Think of tripping as one means of achieving a little creative destruction for the psyche, clearing out the weeds and the overgrowth so something more useful can grow in its place. A bit hectic at times, sure, but a useful if not necessary part of the ecology of the mind, like the forest fire is a necessary part of the ecology of the forest.
Or, you know, keep walking around in the box, enjoying ignorance without bliss.
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>>719688000
An previous friend of mine used to run in the winter at 2AM.
Our campus isn't the safest, but philly is probs worse.
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>>719688037
Well then that's the way to do it.
I'm more projecting my own bad stim habits onto you than anything.
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>>719688050
i think it's important to remember that psychedelics aren't for everyone. everyone is different and reacts differently
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>>719688050
Having done shrooms,I don't know that I endorse the idea that psychedelics are mind expanding. Alteration isn't expansion, you understand - you don't get closer to ultimate truth by screwing with your brain chemistry necessarily. That doesn't mean it's without value, just that the value isn't inherent to the experience.
>>719688081
dude it's fucking philly, even though my neighborhood is mostly safe there's gunshots once in awhile
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>>719688218
Damn, son.
You livin the real niggas life out there.
If only I could be so gangstalicious.
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>>719688000
The best stories are of course made of conflict, ongoing until resolution or dissolution. A man that has lived life without strife will spin only meagre and homely tales. The best ones come from those ripped of creatures rarely seen and nailed to the barn for all to awe.
My life has been relatively easy-livin' as well, but the more sinister underpinnings have lead to this wretched beast of burden. Fear not, theres still philosophy left for you, and at best you can brig yourself to ape the works and deeds of others, as we all do.
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>>719688196
>>719688218
Well yeah, if you're psychotic stay away from psychedelics, but I think most people could benefit from at least one mild psychedelic experience.
And I never said it was "mind expanding." Its a way to tap into the nasty stuff lurking around in your psyche that you might be unable or unwilling to confront otherwise. Like a super-charged therapy session inside your own head.
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>>719688337
yeah I'm thug af with my only leaving my house for class and work and spending the rest of my rtime on the internet whining about the lack of cock in my ass
>>719688390
Oh I mean we're all vacuous imitators at core. Nobody is really original except maybe homer. IEvery song I've ever written has basically been coasting off the remains of minor dramas I've lvied through.
>>719688452
>tap into the nasty stuff lurking around in your psyche
that is an accurate way to describe it I think
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>>719688548
You need to get proper fucked, you tosser.
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>>719688140
I mean i did spend almost the entirety of last month unemployed and being blown out and higher than I shouldve been, so ive not been an angel either.
But thankfully my compatriots that i shared the experiences with have been good models to steer my behaviour away from exact imitation.
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>>719688631
it's been a little whileeee
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>>719688691
Same.
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>>719688746
forever in your case
I can fix that :D
my captcha is "alcool student" lmoa
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>>719688548
Nothing is new under the sun, and there is nothing wrong with imitation, or rather, inspiration.
Please write a song and sign on for my upcoming album, "Traphouse Blues".
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>>719688808
>traphouse blues
>sick downtempo beat and falling cadence combined with guitar riffs in minor
I love this idea already
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>>719688799
I don't cyber.
ALCOHOLIC STUDENT. You.
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>>719688000
>really? women are like 20x more annoying than men for me
I'm not sure how or why for me. I guess women typically have a more gentle nature which I respond well to.
I never really had many male friends and was pretty much raised by teenage girls so maybe that's why I'm a bit sensitive even if I don't show it.
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>>719688960
women are too emotional for me, or somethnig, I don't respond well to the sensitivity
like even though I'm an effeminate queeny faggot I just have a naturally straightforward and efficient mentality, pragmatic minded and shit
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You shouldn't joke about being an alcoholic. I live in a state where that's real life for most people and not just some snarky self-depreciating humor.
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>>719688960
I fall into the fag hag groups. I make friends with women pretty easily, but have to keep them at an arms-length.
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>>719689120
DID I FUCKING OFFEND YOU
ARE YOU TRIGGERED
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How quaint. I live in a world where it's real life for many people.
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>>719688900
See? Its great
I need to relearn the cello for this, I've already got like 5 people on board
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VAPE LIIIIIIIIIIFE
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>>719689420
I'll just play a few rhythmically basic chord structured riffs and warble like the town drunk, that'll fit the aesthetic right
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drink till you drop, life sucks and we are gonna die anyway
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>>719689234
Not particularly
Just saying you aren't an actual alcoholic you poser
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>>719689531
>>719689531
>>719689531
>>719689531
>>719689531
>>719689538
Not YET I'm not. It's an aspiration of mine. Don't squassh my dremas.
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>>719689573
hi bui how are you my friend
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Don't be an alcoholic.
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>>719689234
I am.
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>>719689672
I'm not, mr I had a drink every night this week
you still haven't played okami rite
>>719689740
what why
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be an alcoholic
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>>719689523
Studio Expenses: 5 crates stoli
I love it.
Somebody's doing a cover/rewrite of cocaine blues even if it feels like heresy.
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>>719689788
To be fair, most of that has been one drink a day.
Nope.
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>>719689586
Mighty high aspirations friend.
Better get on that right away
>>719689788
A drink a night is pussy shit
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>>719689078
I'm actually pretty masculine (at least for someone who fucks dudes) and most people would call me pragmatic and a typical guy but I think that's mostly because I actively hide my emotions and true feelings which I guess is another typical masculine trait.
I wish I could be more openly pragmatic rather than just giving off the aura of a pragmatic person. In reality I'm a very anxious bundle of nerves I just don't show it and constantly running over things in my head and thinking of a million what ifs in my head.
>>719689183
I guess I'm technically bi so I don't really think about distance. I probably should though, I've had issues before because of mismatched levels of affection.
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>>719689816
can I stick my tongue up your boypussy
>>719689841
if whoever that is can do johnny's baritone that's fine. I''d probably put together a margot inspired tenorblues ballad about modern faggotry
>>719689916
you should really do that. It's a really good game.
>>719689932
thanks for supporting me :D
>>719689940
everyone is anxious inside, I think, but if you xcan hide it that's a;l that matters
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>>719686370
liike 4 years or something why
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>>719689816
Becoming an alcoholic is easy, you just need to drink as much as you can everyday until you can barely get drunk.
Stopping being an alcoholic is the hard part
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>>719690061
you do understand that I've been into being hit for longer than that right
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>>719690053
It seems like a long game, and I don't have a system for it.
I'd rather watch Cryaotic play through it. I did for a bit.
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>>719690053
yes
>>719690062
why would you stop?
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>>719690176
in theory or have you
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>>719690053
Theres not a single thing about that sentence i dont love.
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>>719690053
>everyone is anxious inside, I think, but if you xcan hide it that's a;l that matters
That can make it way worse, panic attacks are no fun.
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>>719690183
I mean that's basically just as good, it's not a very deep game
>>719690219
see, my musical taste is very good in theory, but I still can't create anything of value
>>719690205
it hasn't actually happened, no
>>719690198
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>719690305
oh I know a guy who get sthose
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>>719690198
Its expensive
Its bad for your health, mental and physical
Being drunk all the time usually makes a person into a dickhead
But I guess I know enough functioning alcoholics who are decent enough, if you can make it work then fucking go for it I guess.
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>>719690333
sounds like something that would be only good in theory unless you're talking about pretend punches.
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>>719689788
As a strong, independent nusexual transnigger attack helicopter, everything triggers me.
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>>719690333
I definitely require depth.
At least balls deep.
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>>719690337
well if I have your blessing why not
>>719690333
touches the butte
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these papis give me life
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>>719690333
Same. Except expand that to all aspects of my life.
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>>719690425
I think the psychological appeal is more relevant than you think
like I've BEEN hit before, just not in a sexual context, and I fantasize about it sometimes
>>719690459
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
>>719690500
we can get there~~~~~~
>>719690520
I like doubling consonants and adding an e too
sucks ur dickke
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>>719690565
>>719690565
>>719690565
eye kay tee eff
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>>719690571
I mean, I guess there's one way for you to find out.
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>>719690740
dude the first time I saw ammy's butthole I was like WAIT HOW IS THIS GAME NOT RATED WHATEVER THE HIGHER RATING IS
fucking japs
>>719690755
beat me until i'm cryibng senpai
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>>719690825
I'll pretend I dont find that arousing.
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Ill catch you boyos later. Stay strong Judge. You're in the running for top 5 of this shitheap.
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>>719690868
<<< past pretending
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>>719690891
that's the greatest compliment I've ever received
goodnight~!
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>>719690904
oh god that file name.
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>>719689940
I'm also bi, but women have been ruined for me by too many crappy ones growing up.
>>719690571
Drink your rum.
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>>719690825
Dude, they draw buttholes on animals all the time, along with little kids' genitals (see Jojo or DB).
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>>719690965
let's pretend I did that on purpose
>>719690972
yessir
>>719691000
no I know dude I've read a lot of kinda obscure, non-weebish manga where they do that, like that one about the kid growing up after narrowly escaping hiroshima that I forget the name of
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>>719690755
>>719690868
I know this is a gay thread but I'd totally impregnate Papi
>>719690972
I had crappy both, though I guess I had worse males in my life growing up.
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>>719691059
I just wanted to list some more popular examples.
I'm surprised to see it when they have to draw black bars over penises in porn.
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>>719691059
pretend you're not smd
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>>719691227
japan standards are arcane to us baka gaijin
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>>719691263
well I'm not CURRENTLY
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>>719691191
birdgirl is not for lewd
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>>719691275
They're p Arcanine.
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>>719691304
if you were a real homo you could break physics for dicks.
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>>719691364
morning sun flare blitz close combat wisp
>>719691422
I'm trhying my best
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>>719691327
Fist her cloaca until scrambled eggs drop out.
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>>719691327
I can lewd her all I want if I marry her
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>>719691504
YOUR NEED IS NOT GREAT ENOUGH TO PIERCE THE HEAVENS
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>>719691535
holy shit lmapo0oooooooooooooooooooo
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>>719691553
impossible get out REEEEEEEE
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>>719691567
I don't pierce anyhting but piercine my boypsusyh pls
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>>719691633
god you so gay
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>>719691504
Violent Incineroar fisting
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>>719691674
no no it's eprfectly straight to want to open your asscheeks for every man in a 20 mile radius
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>>719691740
stop drinking that didnt make sense
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oh wait it did
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>>719691059
Keep drinking until Snarf is pretty.
>>719691191
Penises also beat vaginas.
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slow down on drinking that almost didn't make sense to my exhausted brain.
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>>719691732
>>719691535
That'd cook them well.
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>>719691732
hey that depiction of jubei is chubby and still pretty cute man it's too bad it's FUCKING FICTION
>>719691788
>>719691813
yeah come on I'm the god of logic, they call me socrates 2.0
>>719691819
sing me the song "thirsty" by the national
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>>719691788
To be fair, that is perfectly straight.
I also saw more errors in that sentence than there actually were.
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>>719691928
you just have poor grammar
>I also saw more errors in that sentence than there actually were.
>>719691936
>>719691936
>>719691936
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>>719691928
Thanks for the reality check bruh.
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>tfw no tomoko gf(male)
steamcommunity.com/id/tomoko420
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>>719692038
that grammar was fucking impeccable you goddamn cuck
>>719692048
it was more of a linear pair of thoughts I had myself
>>719692136
>tomoko gf(male)
is this like a succubus (male)
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>>719691819
I don't mind either way
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>>719691928
Nobody calls you that
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how do i get a non std-ridden boy to practice butt stuff with
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>>719691928
I only have the range for Jim Morrison.
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>>719692228
SHUT
UP
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>>719692175
Now I'm just going to cry because Jubei will never be my #1 cat dad.
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>>719692263
tell us where youre from first
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>>719692175
>cuck
fuccboi
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>>719692338
arizona
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>>719692284
nah
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>>719692279
I don't know the dfoors well enough to remember his range
tenory? baritone? idk
>>719692312
the worst feel by far
>>719692352
u2
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>>719692505
you say that now
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>>719692263
Dating reliable people.
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oh god this is great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYZvB6TM7dw
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>>719692505
I've definitely accepted this by now though.
I can just retreat into the confines of my mind and create my own Jubei, thankfully.
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