What is he saying /b/ ?

Vote Hillery

Release the jizz

You look fat

>h-hey.. we've been friends for a while, and I was wondering if you wanted to maybe. Uh. Hang out as more than that sometime.

It's me.

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>>719630393

You don't have to tell me what happened but you have to eat these eggs

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>>719630393

"I have a circumcised penis! Wanna see it?"

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>>719630393

>>719631182
>I might've been a virgin before I saw you, but know this, you're not the first one to suck on my dick.
My uncle, our family rabi sucked it real good.
>He has aids and HIV btw.

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obligatory.

>>719631398
kek

>>719631398
Already done.

Your younger sister is an amazing fuck. Tight as a Coke bottle and up for anything. Pussy, ass, mouth, tits, you name it, I fucked it. My balls are so drained that I am shooting air. So...what did you want to ask me?

>>719631530
it wasnt on picture though so eat the eggs

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Prout

>>719630896
>Bright red color
>>719631617

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>>719630393

>>719631646
you didnt read it did you?

>>719631713
I saw eggs, good enough for me.

>i came ants

>>719631933
rofl

first good one

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>>719630393

>>719632021
simple, effective.

inb4

-the game
-check em
-jet fuel can't melt steel beams
-what the fuck did you just say about me-
-reply or your mother dies
-check the file name (the game)
-and of course: nigger(s)

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It was super effective!

>>719632105
>the game
Too late, newfag.
>>719630896

>>719632021
Underrated

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Summer time fun time

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>>719632045
>>719632179
thanks goyims

>>719632133
i post before reading

thanks for proving that i indeed didn't need to

>>719632204
would be better if it was in the bubble?

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have no idea, just gave it color and made her a nazi

>>719632320
paint masterrace

>>719630393
Black lives matter

>>719632528
:y

>>719632105

Dont forget the classic
-Niggers tongue my anus

>>719632528
cute

>>719632352
Ну давай разберем по частям, тобою написанное )) Складывается впечатление что ты реально контуженный , обиженный жизнью имбицил )) Могу тебе и в глаза сказать, готов приехать послушать?) Вся та хуйня тобою написанное это простое пиздабольство , рембо ты комнатный)) от того что ты много написал, жизнь твоя лучше не станет)) пиздеть не мешки ворочить, много вас таких по весне оттаяло )) Про таких как ты говорят: Мама не хотела, папа не старался) Вникай в моё послание тебе< постарайся проанализировать и сделать выводы для себя)

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she is beautiful actually

>>719631115
classic

>>719632699
>эти маняврирования
>проекции
>мемы 100летней давности
найс рофлиш петушок кек

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>>719632352
>>719632699

Maybe op isn't a faggot

>>719631301
you sound autismus

>>719630393
"I fucked men and I like it".

>>719632896
tы pusskий?

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Bad trip, man.

>>719632568
>Emoji
Nigger

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>>719630393

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>>719630393

>>719633430

Genius

>>719633441
traps aren't gay. the men that like them are.

>>719633626
pretty sure that all parties are gay

>>719632892
ya etu huinu uje goda 2 ne videl

>>719633626
>A man in women clothing being fucked in the ass is not gay

>>719633678
a trap could like women. idk... would that be gay too?

but yeah, majority are gay.

>>719633619

Got me.

>>719633430
Nice.
>>719633619
Well done. I did not see that coming.

>>719633736
you're assuming he's being fucked in the ass. are you retarded?

those two aren't mutual points. one can easily happen without the other. you don't have to be gay to be a crossdresser

>>719633754
>Penis
>Women
Choose wisely

>>719633827
>You dont have to be gay to be a crossdresser
Being a crossdresser is dressing up like women
That's gay

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>>719633798
Nice

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>>719633846
>>719633827
>>719633754
>>719633736
>>719633678
>>719633626

>>719633619
Wow, fuck you.
>>719633798
horse cum explodes out of her when he pulls out.webm
>>719633816
Feels good man.
>>719633850
5/7

>>719631115
I laughed

He say : dont let me stay in this cold room stay with me I love you so much ... what is wrong with me ... if you leave I'll die ...

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>>719633850
nice twist

>>719633926
having a penis enter your butthole is gay.

wearing panties and a dress is cross dressing.

>>719633992
That's so accurate it's like it's straight out of Boy's Club.

>>719632108
kek'd

>>719633619
I'm gonna save this one for later use on /v/

>>719634093
did he die already?

>>719632021
>>719631642
>>719632528
Not bad

>>719633418
Kek

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Of course

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>paint skills

>>719634360
>>719634409
why do I get the feeling you're samefagging

>>719634360
I fucking lost

>>719634499
Becaus you're a nigger.

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>>719634618
whoa

>Im a leftest

>>719634672
it's probably because you're samefagging the same joke, which you have so little creativity you can't even find words to make it funny. it has potential, but you are failing, and quite blatantly.

OP here
I'm lonely

>>719635037
kekd

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>>719634360
I took your guy
sorry

>>719634910
hey
shhhh
go watch porn or something

>>719635037
what'd he say?

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I fucked up a spelling

>>719634360
>>719635168
Now I feel bad for her. ;_;

>>719635080
Allahu Akbar

>>719630393
You have to eat all the eggs.

>>719633619
If it wasn't for her face in the end I'd probably not feel so bad.

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>>719635306
don't feel too bad

>>719635692
lazy thot

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>>719631398
this

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bumping

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>>719632021
i actually laughed

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>>719632108
rofl'd

>>719634106
posts "if u dont reply" are getting deleted on /v/

>>719632204
g'job

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>>719633059
holy fuck anon

>>719633418
you got me

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What is it saying in the original?

http://pryanik-app.net/posts/310771/ <- maybe thsi?

>>719633418
good one

>>719630393

"what about Women Studies?"

>>719636679
Why must you hurt me?
I came here for laughs, not torture.

>>719636352
The current future is not what I had in mind when I was waiting for flying cars to come year 2000.

>>719634936
They are human.There is no something as correct view,because a views are subjective for every human.

>>719636690
You need go deeper anon

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>>719632528
This made me smile anon, thank you

>>719636679
literally me

>>719636876

There is a correct view. Don't try and sound smart.

Humans only have a subjective view because their minds are conditioned to act against their natural baser urges.

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>>719636690
that was awesome

>>719636925
WHOA

>>719637058

Amazing.

>>719636925

Touching.

>>719633619
fuck

>>719635883
Kek well done

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>>719636925
Feeling empty

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>>719632528

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>>719630393

>>719633392
*Emoticon, dumbass

>>719637334
mini-capitalism?

>>719637334
Everyone but her/ him!

>>719631115
You know, I come to these threads just to see this

Thank you kind sir, now i can continue scrolling

>>719637334
no

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>>719630393

>>719637820
>Eye
>Heart
>Toilet paper on head
Huh?

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>>719631398
Magnificent.

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>>719630896
Fuck, I just lost

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>>719632528
This makes me happy and sad all at the same time.

>>719637880
autism?

>>719638263
Retard?

>>719635037
got me

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it's been fun guys
have a hat man
later

>>719638000
go back to dvach

>>719638000
Death to all communists!

>>719637633
kek

>>719638000
Nice get.

>>719633619
fuck off

>>719631257
Mac is okay... For work

>>719632433
I lost

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>>719637334

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>>719630393

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>>719636876

>>719637880
Faggot, it obviously says "I heart mummies"

>Gif
>>719639173
Fuck you.
>>719640638
Urge to hug her rises.

>>719636166
! noice

>>719637880
It says Eye heart terrorists, you dumb fuck

>>719636925
(;-')

>>719640638
woah, that ending, sick

>>719633619
fuck

>>719640912
>>719641341
>>719641417
Thanks.

>>719633619
wow

>>719633059
10/10

>>719633619
I wondered why this got quoted so much, now I know, and I feel bad.

>>719637334
your what?

>>719642063
She was so disgusted by he's lack of grammer.

>>719632021
Lmao this one got me