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ausfag here a friendly pepe has entered my house what do? (not

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ausfag here
a friendly pepe has entered my house
what do? (not going to hurt it fuck off)
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Noice, any bugs about the place?
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>>719624225
An Aussie would have flogged it with a golf club by now ya pussy, you aren't an Aussie.
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>>719624342
enjoy your warts
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Sharpie in frog's pooper
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>>719626101
You're forgetting to soak it in a bucket of petrol for an hour to get it in it's glands, then light it and smash it.
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>>719624225
dress him up as a little girl
love him tenderly
post pics
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He is a representative of Kek. Get on your knees and praise it.
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>>719626286
this
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>>719624225
whoa he fat
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>>719624225
compare your dick with it side by side
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>>719626639
frogs don't have a dick, so this idea might just work.
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good guy OP for not killing it like a retard with Aspergers
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>>719624225
That is a nice looking toad. Have you checked whether or not it is native or invasive?
If it is native, help it back outside, if not congrats on the new pet.
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>>719626811
This.

I am by far no expert of Aussie amphibians, not my continent, but this is not a cane toad, the most invasive toad species down under.
Would guess it´s native.
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>>719624225
Build a tiny top-hat for it.
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>>719624225
build it a terrarium
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>>719625974
we get a lot of huntsmans so maybe that's why it came inside

>>719626101
its not a cane toad lol

>>719626183
^ held this kind of frog before, no warts to speak of

>>719626286
you fuckers took too long to reply he's probably gone by now, ill go check in a min tho

>>719626375
hahah i actually do have a little sister who probably has something i could use, she lives in a different house tho (step sister) so cant, will see if i have any other accessories for froggie
(assuming hes still outside)

>>719626456
will do if i can find him

>>719626543
yeah he was a bit bloated, prob from eating

>>719626639
you dont wanna see my dick

>>719626686
already did, no clue where he is now but will check

>>719626789
thx bae

>>719626811
not too sure, all i did was compare it to a cane toad before touching it, will have to google it

>>719626988
yeah ive seen a few of these before around us cus we live near a creek

>>719626997
this i can do

>>719627089
ill have to improvise
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Here's an up close pic.
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>>719627148
I do wanna see your dick thats why i asked. do it op
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dick on frog pls. Don't hurt him though
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>>719627148
If it's native, it's bound to have already helped you out in your garden. My mum basically built stuff to attract amphibians to her garden and greenhouse, they're a great help in avoiding pests.
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Shit yeah guys i found him
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>>719627148
Where in Australia are you at op?
You've gotten me looking up toads on google now.
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>>719627488
Melbourne
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>>719624225
Lick it right across its back mate
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Pepe hopped into the bathroom, will see if i have any accessories for him
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>>719627506
From the list I found, it looks like a big fat southern brown tree frog
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>>719627758
where's the dick
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>>719624225
Breed.
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Tried to put a bow tie on him (not actually tying it on, just placing it on top) and he keeps hopping away and knocking it off, will see if i have anything smaller
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>>719627813
No its not, this one has glands on the side

>>719627854
not gonna show my d m8
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>>719624225
gently place cock on head
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Found him a friend, pepe isnt impressed
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>>719628110
Huh, then I don't know. none of the other pictures looks like it.
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We reached a compromise and he agreed to wear most of a bow tie
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>>719628251
Give him a top hat, keep him to impress chicks.
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>>719628421
Had 2 pet snakes (murray darling pythons) and worked like a charm
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stick a pic of pepe on his back
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So i am here not to watched you. What I think is not to watch TV but to think. Make your life Like a TV to be watched is not the truth. Do not care the outside and keep your heart calm and respect your natural. This is the way to live from inside to outside. I love you, but do not ho to know. Try to pick out the truth and being life, look for truth and vive from your life dôme gift one shall not oppose.
Here I am. Who says : no, i wanna know?
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Pepe squared
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>>719628584
Please talk no look
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>>719627148
With mantra feelings you can/have to troll. But with lying you troll yourself. And if you show your own feelings you lost. Look for truth and troll. Dont worry of trolling through truth.
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>>719628733
True Aussie
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>>719628733
Have you heard it croaking?
If so can you describe the sound?
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>>719628733
life is complete
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Its called a Eastern Banjo Frog / Pobblebonk

>>719629131
it's kind of like a deep clicking sound
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>>719628964
ok, thanks enrique for the wisedom
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>>719628733
I've found the name of it think, based on the glands on it's hind legs.
Pobblebonk frog.
>>719629203
You just ninjaed my name reveal.
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>>719629275
yeah haha

I've put him back outside so he doesn't get too scared, and put him near some snails as a reward for dealing with our shit
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>>719626183
It's a myth, retard. Not even a realistic one
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>>719629486
Did he go for the snails?
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>>719624225
Anon it's a sign, have you shitposted on /pol/?
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>>719629752
possibly, went outside again and he was sitting a few cm from a snail so maybe he's just calming down before eating them

>>719629968
not yet, but i guess pepe is calling for me to start
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>>719630067
Thank this opportunity and seize it, be sure to give treats to future pepes that are sure to visit to say thanks.
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Put it on a treadmill he's a little fat fuck
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It's one of Keks followers build him a shrine and favorable digits will come your way.
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>>719630633
DUBS OF TRUTH!
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>>719624225
Dress him up in a small blonde wig and let him chill and watch trump get the crown tonight, make it a special night for him, you never know op you could have made a friend for life
Also this>>719630633
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>4chan space program
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>>719629203
>pobblebonk
>mfw aussies make up the best names for things
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>>719624225
lick him
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>>719631507
Sadly, no, today is not the day for space ventures. This creature is a prophet of Kek, as so, we must respect it.
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>>719628251

Why the fuck are reptiles just pouring into your house?
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>>719633000
Nice digits m8
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>>719633000

you know that other one is a toy?
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>>719633000
That's common in Australia
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>>719624225
Send it to the moon
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>>719624225
start the australian space program?
a random pepe does not just walk into your house for no reason
he is volunteering himself for greatness, to reach new heights for pepe kind
do not deny him that right and that glory
lift him up and give him the wings he needs to reach the heavens
god's speed brave pepe
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