/b/ fucking sucks now. And not in the "I MISS OLD /b/ WAHH".

>>719623534
*slow clap*

damn dude couldn't say it better myself

>>719623602
Agreed unfortunetly we can't fix much what's done is done I think 4chans time is slowly about to finish

no one is reading this other than the one faggot who pretended to slow clap, like a fucking faggot

Please tell us what you would like /b/ to be more like then you faggot

Rolling for dubs

This is now a Dubs thread

Trips get

Rolling for dubs

>>719623534
>You're jacking off to someone with a dick. That's gay.

What if I jack off to a kitchen appliance with a dick photoshopped onto it

>>719623534
You just described /b/ in its entirety. Legendary threads are a thing of the past.
However, I must ask you to STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM DISSING DUBS THREADS. They are the last thing keeping this place afloat.

CHECK EM!

TLDR
You're a faggot

>>719623870
Checkd

>>719623534
you dumb ass motherfucker, use the filter feature, visit other boards, and shut the fuck up.

>>719623799
It's fine if you identify as a toaster.

>>719623824

not op
i keep having to check people on all sorts of boards even here,dubs and trips wasted on so many kekless cunts

>>719623799
dubs ;)

>>719623799
czeck'd

>>719623889

off....by.....


>juan

Checkem

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>>719623824
>he's too new to remember dubs disabled

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>>719623988

oh yee?

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>>719623799
it's clearly a gay appliance

double gaypoints because you're a nigger

+15% gaypoints because you got dubs

>>719623534
Singles confirms OP is a fag
Dubs confirms OP is lord of fags
Trips or higher confirms OP is beyond Gay

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>>719623534
Why go for dubs when you already have trips?

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>>719623534
Nice contribution, because complaining about all this is really helping out.

>>719624003
Well they brought them back because dubs threads are pretty great

>>719623988
checked

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>>719623988
>>719624011

fun

>>719623534
OP likes COCKtails

>>719624012

Damn that's a lot of gaypoints. I think I'd like to buy a bowel

Op likes nigger dick

Forgot the stupid WWYD threads with pictures from fb that some neckbeard has been stalking for the past 2 years and which he printed out her face and taped it to his body waifu

>>719624011
Checked

>>719624098

OH GEE I WONDER WHAT THAT MEANS?!?!?!?1


you mean like manhattans and cosmos or what?
because if so
that is really gay

>>719624118
Aint selling you mine

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check'em

>>719624070
Moot brought them back to turn this place into shit before he left. He also turned off captcha at the same time, allowing a flood of shit

Yup

>>719623534
Celeb fap bread!

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bumperino

OP is right you fucking faggots. Any culture that was once a part of /b/ is now obscured by meaningless bullshit

>>719624056
It's the most original thread seen in months

>>719624056
>agreeing with everything will change it


Do you even braincells bro?

>>719624193
> to turn this place into shit

Depression-lifting chuckle was had

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>>719624193
he didn't turn off them, it was a "technical safety fallback" because of a problem on google captcha servers. once solved, they worked again

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>>719623534
Not an true oldfag. Wouldn't post bait like this, would return to lurking till the opportunity for chemo struck.
Read the rules, live by the rules.
Deliver, or GTFO.
kthxbai

>>719623534
If this post ends in 7 that means traps are gay anything other means it's not

Why don't people shame and/or derail shit threads anymore?

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>>719624309
I was chemostruck by chemtrails

>>719624056
>>>719623534 (OP)
>Nice contribution, because complaining about all this is really helping out.
Well he has some valid points. With all the gay/trans shit going on i often wonder if there isnt a sjw group shilling on here to rub our faces in it in an effort to normalise it all, since /b/ used to be a place where people actually did something against such bullshit.
Same with the nigger threads over and over. It's probably just sjw groups trying to rub your face in it over and over in order to condition people to just accept it. Bad thing is that a lot of people seem to gobble it up. (probably newfag millenials?) Having been here a long time it's just too bad. Might wanna move on.

If this post ends in 4 god is real

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>>719624310
you gay trap risked 10% only to self-appoint a gay faget

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>>719624385
you gay atheist only risked 10% to contradict yourself

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>>719624273
Is this even an argument? Did I say I agreed with any of it? No, adding a useless fucking thread is not helping anything. /b/ is beyond help it is a board, like the rest of 4chan dictated by the community. If the community wants to talk about dicks and jack off to traps then it is what it is, OR op could start making threads he likes contributing to making /b/ better instead he just complains like a little bitch.

Now to OP anyone else that does not like /b/ please stop being a fucking newfag piece of shit and go find a board that pertains to your interests you can read and talk about shit you like instead of being a retard sifting through the shit mess that is /b/.

This post will end in 9

>>719623534
most of the problem is people not realizing most of this shit belongs on other boards
rate my cock threads: >>>/soc/
trump/hillary threads: >>>/pol/
porn webm threads (and most 3d/wincest threads): >>>/gif/
feels threads: >>>/r9k/ >>>/adv/

people are just too lazy now. too lazy to come up with interesting threads, too lazy to actually do stupid enough shit to make a thread about, too lazy to even draw a shitty comic on mspaint

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Surgeon here.

There are only two kinds of genitalia: the male one, and the female one. This is what you learn from any serious anatomy book - the one I had to study before my Ph.D. was something like 6,000 pages.

The anus is not related to sex. It is part of the digestive system. Nature gave it a very light mucose, because it is naturally intended to output gases, liquids and solids. It is not intended to get things into, even less to be penetrated. The anus is naturally designed to enlarge the minimum needed to eject LGBT's advocacy, erm, standard feces.

Homosexuality is thus against nature. Because biology, way more than religion.

More often than not, the anus gets internal injuries because of the so-called anal sex. Even when using condoms, it gets exposed to fungi and bacteria - an amazingly high percentage of pornstars learnt it the hard way.

You may also consider that "anal sex" implies that human semen gets degraded from giving birth to mixing with fecal matter.

>>719623534
You missed that wwyd threads arent even about jerking off to clothed pics.

It's about jerking off to other men telling you go they would pretend to fuck the clothed pic girl

This. Random isnt random its the same fucking shit every fucking day.

>>719623534
you dont question get threads.
check em

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OP here.

you're all cancer

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>>719624309
whups forgot, sage in options = bump naow

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Check him

If this post ends in 6 all of you guys are fags in the inside.

>>719624445
get it home and post pics of you fucking it

>>719623891
That's his point though.
If you filter all that out about 90% of threads vanish.
That's obviously a problem

>>719624309
>an oldfag is defined

Are not. We always knew b was a cesspool and were fine with that. But now its a designed cesspool.

We aren't watching someone shit. We're watching an amiated special on shitting that Disney cranked out after they bought b. Its fake garbage. Who would be stupid enough to sort through FAKE garbage looking for diamonds?

Oh right. Horny 14 year olds. Fml

>>719624535
>>719624438
>>719624385
All off by 1 btw this post actually end in 4 traps are gay and god exists also you guys are actual fags

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OP is right

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>>719624003
>>719624011
>>719624012

three posts featuring niggers -- note also the 011 followed by 012

>>719624523
>>719624525

two posts featuring cats, almost consecutive numbers

>>719624607
If this post ends in 7 it means everyone who posted in this thread will die except me

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>>719623534
>/b/ fucking sucks NOW
Get the fuck out; half the shit you posted has always been here, newfag

Also check em

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MUH DICK WUTERMELON GOOGLE KFC BBC WOTERMELUN SWAG

>>719624291
Stop making shit up.
Captcha was never meant to be permanent to begin with, but it earns money

>>719624451
Wait, there are other boards? How do you get to them? I came here because of The Fappening, so as an oldfag this seems like something I should know.

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>>719624523
Help me purge OP
Cancer must die

>>719624604
Thank you, I needed that.

I forgot that we ALWAYS represent the worst.

Carry on, OP

If this post ends in 9 traps are not gay

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dubs

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>>719624710
indeed, there *ARE* other boards

>>719624699
Checked

>>719624427
>adding a useless thread to the asshole of the internet

You are one salty queer.

>make better threads
You mean the ones that disappear because they aren't clickbait??

Stop being a spazz.

>say newfag as many times as I can
Kys

>>719623534
So what's left ? The 10 daily threads of OC ? Sounds gr8 m8.

>>719624451
Those threads still get made, but then 30 faggots bump the 40 cancer threads they are in and it gets pushed off the catalog before anyone sees it

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>>719624749
Not even close

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OP here.

Hitler did nothing wrong.

If this post is dubs god does exist and traps are gay and you idiots are fags also this is my last attempt

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obligatory

>>719624799
Dubs don't like check em also check mine

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chemopasta, reporting in

Ops gau

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>>719624704
>money

oh yeah, they make MEEEELLIONS out of fagets clicking store fronts

This post will end in 5

>>719624771
>focusing on the part of the argument that doesnt matter
Please, go find a board you enjoy, also I said newfag once, did I hit a softspot?

>>719624775
Trufact

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>>719624852

OP here.
better straight gau than GAY FAGGOT.

This post will end in 6

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one of these things is not like the other

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Check 'em!

>Thanks for the new copypasta faggot.

/b/ fucking sucks now.

And not in the "I MISS OLD /b/ WAHH". It's not that I'm sick of 4chan; just that it's fucking cancer.

To start off, Rate My Cock threads. Literally cancer, get the fuck out, gay fagets.

Trap threads. "It's not gay!" You're jacking off to someone with a dick. That's gay.

Trump/Hillary. Theres a whole separate fucking board dedicated to your cancer. Newsflash: Politicians don't give a shit about you. And nobody reads your shitposts.

FB fap/Dubs get nudes/Rate my gf/What would you do/Pics you shouldn't share/Roll for nudes, etc. They're all the same fucking thread. Literally turning 4chan into facebooktumblr. Underage fapping to pics of CLOTHED, AVERAGE WOMEN.

YLYL Threads, more like the shittiest stolen screenshots of black twittereddit9gag. Congrats.

Loli, shota, fluffy, fur: cancer of a cancer.

Porn Webm threads. 1% fucking porn, 99% underage fuckboys and shitposters yelling NAME SAUCE MOAR.

Gore/rekt threads. Oh shit, you said you can handle pictures of dead people! You're pretty fucking edgy, man. You're so much cooler than us. Just kiddin'. Fuck you.

3D/Wincest/R34 threads. Put together because I don't know what's fucking worse. Jacking off to pics of cartoon characters or porn pics with half-assed text boxes of "Gee golly big bro, your penis is in my vagina!" Fucking sad.

BBC threads. Because /b/ can never get enough of fucking cock in their life.

Feels threads. 33-year-old kissless virgin (OP) relates with 14-year-old depressed kiddies. Go. Out. Side.

Race bait threads and Steam threads. Nuff said.

Dubs threads. WOW, there's a series of two identical numbers next to each other in a nine digits ID! Fucking groundbreaking.

Copypasta threads. Why do dumbasses even respond to obvious bullshit?

P.S. Chloe Grace Moretz will never know or care you exist. Taylor Swift is attractive, sure, but not in the holy-shit way. And SuzyKatBoxxiWTF aren't the "QUEEN" of /b/.

Did I miss anything, fags.

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>>719624899

ДУБЗ СЦЕКЕД !!

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>>719624523

>>719624859
When its clicked the amount of times per day as here, even 1 cent per captcha adds up.

It does pay money.
The data is used to train Google image search and image recognition.
There are people.emoloyed to do the same job captcha does.

>>719624451
Yup, people can easily miss this and browse /b/ for that content. They use random thread as default thread. If this was put as a banner for a week and people complained less and redirected more, maybe 50% of that content would be cut from /b/

>>719623687
Speak for yourself fuck head.

>>719624885
>realising you're shit an minimizing the content of your posts that can be contested.

No ya made me smile kiddo.

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Post rare pepes

>>719624899
Everyone knows you actually suck nigger cock real talk.

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>>719623534
This is op

Op is a fag

Don't be OP

Be like Karl

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>>719624978
So you have no argument then? Do you disagree with anything I actually said or are you just retarded?

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>>719624986

PSA ATTENTION EVERYONE

OPS MOM SUCKS NIGGER DICK AND SO DOES OP HIMSELF MY SINGLES WILL PROVE THIS.

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>>719624986
>>719625032
this is now a pepe thread

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>>719624950

ＯＰ　ｈｅｒｅ．

ｙｏｕ　ｃｅｎｓｏｒｅｄ　ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇ　ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ　ｏｒｉｇｉｎａｌ　ｐｏｓｔ　ｗａｓ　ｅｘａｃｔｌｙ　２，０００　ｃｈａｒａｃｔｅｒｓ．

ｔｌ，ｄｒ；　ｄｉｄｎｔ　ｒｅａｄ，　ｂｕｔ　ｙｏｕ　ｍｉｓｓｅｄ　ａｔ　ｌｅａｓｔ　ｔｈｅ　”ＢＯＤＹ　ＰＡＲＴＳ”　ｓｅｃｔｉｏｎ

>>719625036
CONFIRMDDDD SINGLES CZECKED

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one time i gave banans herpes lawl

>>719623534
/a/ is what your looking for.

>>719624291
I feel like that was a lie because he would turn them off just to be a fag

>>719625016
>can't stop responding.

Sunglasseskidarmscrossed.jpg

op seriously if I get dubs you must kill yourself scumbag

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tell me more about the old /b/

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>>719624986

pic rel8

>>719624964
fake and gay.

google doesn't need to identify bodies of muh water, neither palm trees.

also, 1 cent per click is the payment for clicking an actual ad, not a gay captcha

Don't listen op is a fag he will lie to you

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>>719625133
Got it, you have no argument.
I have won this internet discussion and I am adding another line into the wall where I mark my victories in online debates.

>>719625145
What do you want to know?

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>>719625145
it was full of samefags and heterosexuals

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I think /b/ was sucked into an alternate timeline.

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>>719625179
nice pep

If my post end in 0 god is real my lord kek be by my side

This thread again..

>>719625192
Supremewineglasstoast.picture

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>>719625201

wait, wut?!??!?
no gay, no self-proclaiming "trap addict but not gay"?

>>719625192
Fucking hell thats sad I bet you have a neckbeard and a fedora too...

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>>719625193
i want to know how to swish trix

>>719623534
>>719623534
>>719623534
>>719623534
>>719623534
He is Gay.

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holy fuck balls

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>>719625259
the hell did that second part mean?

>>719625162
Google captcha is a paid service.
Look it up you dumb cunt.

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>>719625233
ops, got dubs while forgetting pic

also, TRUMP IS MY PRESIDENT!!!!!

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>>719624485
thanks bro. everyone is a faggot. I love buttfucking women, but fuck traps and homos. burn n hell

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>>719625261
This is me, you may not like it but this is what a male looks like at PEAK performance

I just want twitch raids or cam whore raids to come back \b\ no longer is in it for the lols...

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>>719625211
Same to you

>>719625300
HOLY SHIT CHECKED DUBS DONT LIE.

>>719625300

OP here.

I ain't gay, but I'm an almost 49yo KHV.

>>719625300
Checked and confirmed nice one.

>>719625192
Is there a name for this meme ? SOmething like "Online Debate Warrior"

>>719623602
jesus christ can you get more cringey please?

>>719623534
Maybe b likes routine.

"Everything is stupid and you're stupid wheeeehh wheehhh"

Why don't you start a "legendary" thread fucking whiney bitch

I get what you're saying but do you think threads are made by developers who have a community to listen to ?

No you and me make threads moron

>>719625310
Nice try faggot
Not your post
Not my president

>>719624942
OP here

I want that in my ass

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>>719625307

I'll look straight in your ass hole, you asshole, but gimme some time because it's 15x15 ft wide

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HAIL CHILDREN
DO NOT FOREGET FROM WHENCE WE CAME
FORE THE FAYTHER MEWT NAHT FORESAYKE AHS

>>719623534

if you don't like why are you here?

protip: go to sites you like

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I found a Pepe for OP

>>719625269
That's actually a great question. What you do is hold your mouth open like a bowl. Pour the trix in first, and then the milk. Now swish.

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>>719623824
newfags so knew they don't recognize pasta as old as my grannys first fart
>mfw

>>719625350
Typical Balding oldfag virgin wanting his youth back lol face it you never getting you old days of sitting in a basement fapping to gay nigger porn

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>>719625428

wait, a square hole?

>>719625065
Mmm yeah. I had to put the greentext up top. Don't worry, I'll use the full version in all its glory from now on.

>>719625416
Kek

>>719623534
TL;DR

>>719625405
>democracy is still democratic

Newest of forgs

Real OP here I like to fap to granny trannies with bbc's

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>>719625468
thank you mah botha
i fahghat what whoop was

>>719625553
>TL;DR

this is why you missed some epic quads, fagget

>>719624199
Check

>>719625601
You missed some epic dubs fag

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Real OP here I posted OP's pic and then went to lunch and forgot to come back to read replies

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>traps are gay

so what? When you see a gay thread you lose your shit too I guess

this is /b/- FUCKING RANDOM
that means you have no right to decide what content you see (besides shit you post, of course)
accept it or get mad, you're not changing anything

OP HERE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD STOP POSTING BLACK DICKS IM NOT GAY

Wanna have a thread autosaged? Start a legendary thread.

Wanna have a thread spam bumped into non existence? Start a complaint thread.


Go ahead. Suggest away you morons.

>>719625628

dubs = nice
trips = great
quads = epic
quints = astounding
sex = straight, and only during marriage, and for the only purpose of procreation

>>719625666
Satan speaks the truth.

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>>719625643
thx4promission

>>719624702
negro del cazzo

>>719625560
wtf are you talking about democracy

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>>719625666

great trips, but you're complaining

>>719623687
I'm reading it, and I heavily agree. Dipshit.

>>719623534
Id like to.draw attention to the ylyl banana and pickle. Why?
No point whatsoever.
If tumblr or 9gag wwnted to raid us. They would be completely lost because we're constantly raiding ourselves already.

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Who needs rare Pepe?

everyone who posted in this thread will die if this post ends in 7

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>>719625580
>bbc

here in uk we've got BBC everyday on tv

>>719624955
Check

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>>719625698
i suggest final countdown

>>719625749
Hey um...hey. Its a complaint thread buddy.

>>719625793
Kek

>>719625781
Reroll to end my suffering

>be me, in 1995
>happy, graduated, a good job and a lovely 9/10 gf
>fast forward 29 months later
>gf breaks up, suddenly, no reason, not any slightest hint
>tried to contact her, she's annoyed, only says she doesn't want to see me anymore
>a month later tried again, she shouts I must disappear from her life

>feel depressed because definitely sure no wrongdoing on my side
>noone of shared friends willing to tell me anything

>fast forward to 2001
>one of old shared friends told me she casually asked about me
>but she also added she was absolutely sure she didn't want to see me anymore

>from time to time, still googling her name/surname (sadly both very common in our country)
>sometime in 2009-2010 found her linkedin
>she lives 900 km away from here

>fast forward to late 2014
>finally found her fb, not totally barred
>browsed until late, found she's single, lives alone, has a cat
>she occasionally joked "it should be time to get engaged"
>checked her fb page everyday for a few days, craving for more info
>suddenly she applied the most paranoid privacy settings
>days later she updated linkedin, switched job (this could explain fb privacy)
>me feels depressed, didn't save any pic, too busy looking at her and dreaming

>anyway, decided to "casually" meet her
>went there (900km) and boarded the trains I predicted she would ride
>6:10pm aboard, check from first to last car, then get off, wait 30 mins, board next train, repeat
>she wasn't on 6:10 6:40 7:10 7:40 8:10... dude, I only missed the least probable one at 5:40, either that day she left earlier, or she took a day off

>fast forward to saturday
>go countryside biking
>31 km later, enter the small alley where her parents house was
>3pm, stopped in front of her house, looked at her room window on 1st floor, where we first kissed 21 years ago
>realized I was staring, someone could see me
>turn bike and go back, pedaling 31 km while thinking about her

TLDR: she dumped me in 1997,never had any clue why, still love her

>>719625731
>I don't understand metaphors

You want me to explain metaphors or autism?

>IF YOU DONT REPLY TO THIS POST YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT

I saw this same exact thread yesterday

nice copypasta

>>719623534
4chad is pretty cancerous tbh
Reddit is the other option which is also cancerous
cripplecucks shitty redditchad board is also cancer
There is nothing left I am crying right now

Why do people on this sight beat their dicks so hard to Maisie Williams and Chloe Moretz? They're decent but not worth obsessing over.

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>>719625800
DUB ZEROS HAVE DECIDED OLDFAG THREAD
THIS IS NOW AN AIM THREAD

My AIM is gr8mg

>>719625888
Holy fuck trips this means it's true also checked asshole

>>719625427
So funny anon.
There's a WWYD thread going on somewhere.
You can masturbate about other men masturbating

a cute girl I met in the local church ten years ago.

it was totally unexpected when she introduced herself to me.
I had totally lost interest in church things and was eventually going to move in another town, but continued going there on Sundays to met her. in a short while, we were exchanging texts and small gifts.

then, one evening, she texted me something like "thanks! I like you".
I totally fell, to the point I was unable to text back anything other than "then see you on Sunday!"
(in our country it is not customary to answer to that in a text).

literally didn't sleep until Sunday. Finally met her - she did not do anything unusual. Tried to talk about that text, and she replied as it was only a "thank you" for the most recent gift.

then, nothing more happened. I moved, I emailed her and texted her many times, even had some phone calls every 1-2 months, but nothing evolved. And when I talked about love and feelings, she always told me she didn't want any bf. I got totally friendzoned.

I'm sure she always knew I love her. I never understood the reason for being friendzoned - while I collected sufficient clues to become sure that it had nothing to do with that "I love you" text and my reply. I asked her out many times, but she never accepted. I also tried to go to her church, but there she randomly appeared and disappeared, so I just collected three failed attempts and a bunch of faggots greeting me for being back...

I also knew about a number of Chads whom she happily turned down, even an athletic rich Chad sporting a luxury Chadcar and quite a saving in some Chadbank. In ten years, she didn't get a bf (and I didn't get a gf). No dating - not even a coffee with her coworkers.

my worst fear of ten years: she could be in love with me but will never admit it because of some weird reason (her family? my social status? my family? health problems?). but -maybe- I just don't want to admit that she's not in love with me, and continue enjoying a long time of oneitis.

>>719625902
>Sight
Fucking kek

>>719625888
FUCK YOU

>>719625427
A square asshole?

if this post.ends in 8, god is real

>>719625888
Kys...

>>719625888
You must suck nigger dick.

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>>719625930
>an athletic rich Chad sporting a luxury Chadcar and quite a saving in some Chadbank.

kek'd quite hard and rumbling

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>>719623534

>posts a copypasta thread


Or is it a baitpasta thread? 1/10 for making me reply.

Also check em

Also pic related wqyd?

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if this post ends in 4, milhouse is a meme

>>719625888
Niggers tongue my anus

>>719625934
Yeah its 2 in the fucking morning you get the point

>>719625888
Coon detected DONT READ THIS POST

>>719625888
Fucking bigger kys srsly

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>>719626035

>>719625888
Oh shit.

>>719625888
Kkk

>>719625427
Tu ferais mieux de la fermer mon pti poto

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>>719626044
this time dubs spaketh truth

>>719625888
Kek

>>719625761
Because ylyl became repost of Facebook images that weren't funny to begin with

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>>719626095
you asked for it, son

>>719626095
stupid peanut butters dont know that only candlejack can sto

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Compare the response numbers of trips truth....and trips autism. Now you all should be pretty sure why b is this way. Did you think what? B was going to make us more logical or smarter?

>>719626111
>>719625888

Nice get but why waste it on this fag coon detected

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>>719626111
a trips baited by a trips!! that's OUT-STAAAANDING !!

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>>719623534
Welcome to the fucking Internet you fucking retard.

And you did miss something, threads created by virgins bemoaning that /b/ is cancer, when /b/ was always fucking cancer, right from day one

>>719625888
Anons tread safely nigger detected

>>719626111
Oh fuck.

>>719626208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHQ6ba-n12E

I am choosing not to reply to the trips post. I ask my fellow /b/rothers to follow if they're not fucking idiots

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20TH Janurary 2017...What an amazing day

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>>719623534
What do you think to create a new 4chan's category (as /z/)? It could be like old /b/..I don't like people who just disapproved, we need to find out a solution and I think create /z/ could be a great solution.

>>719625888
COON fuck you

>>719625888
Xd

>>719626216
>>719624604

>>719625888
FAG DETECTED DONT READ HIS POST PLEASE FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.

>>719625888
Nig nog

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OP here.

My glorious thread is approaching the Pruned || Deleted.

got even visited by the gay faggot who thinks that 4chan threads are intended to promote his gay site >>719626292

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>>719626295
i think the newfags should all go to a new board
like /b/, but backwards because of their newfag ways
we could call it /d/

>>719626295
I;m not op but that a good idea

>>719626340
>>719625888
He speaks the truth dont

>>719626295
It would never stop.

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>>680135597

Best country: ITALY

1. no limits on alcohol - as a 7 year old I was sent at 9pm to local supermarket to buy a scotch whisky bottle for my father's birthday. No one complained.

2. sports: on Sunday afternoons, you can go on your balcony and shout "ARRRRRGGHHH!! GOAAAAL!!!!" like an obsessed on acids, and no one would call cops. Maybe someone replies shouting "FAGGOOOOOTTT!", and someother shouts "GOOAAALLLL!!! GROWWWWLLL!" as well.

3. when answering the phone, you can use NSFW words: "hey, retard, how do you do? does your gay butthole still hurt after you heard about yesterday's third goal?" - not even grandma would have to complain.

4. trains: if you're late, you'll catch it anyway. Nuff' said.

5. people love to laugh at anything. If someone is coming to beat the shit out of you, you may escape your fate shouting something like: "hey, if you deposit a turd on that shitcolored car, no one would notice".

6. while on fb and tv people show themselves as SJW animal-friendly feminazi anti-racist, you can kick the shit out of your dog while shouting "hey, fat niggadog gaydog jewdog, stop asking me for more violence!" - people would stop by to watch you, then positively comment and even applause.

7. smoking is prohibited almost everywhere, but noone will ever enforce it. Ever. Anyways, if someone sees you smoking, be fastquickready to answer "sorry, I have no more cigarettes, this was the last one".

8. people rarely feel insulted by anything. If you actually want to insult someone, tell him "hey, fanboi, your iPhone is a shitty last-year turd".

9. no matter how furious your enemy is - if you tell him "hey, that's a bar, let's have a coffee" you will be in peace with him until two mins after sipping those Italian strong coffees.

10. everyone thinks that McDonalds, Chinese restaurants and similar shit is a gay thing for retarded faggots. If you want to have a real dinner, you'll find pizzerias and trattorias and osterias every 100 meters in every city.

>>719625888
Asswipe kys

>>719623534
Congrats, you're growing out of /b/.

>>719625888
SHILL JEW DETECTED WATCHOUT FOR HIS SHEKELSZ

Can somone rate my cock?

>>719625888
Cock

>>719625888
Niggers suck dick

>>719625888
Fuck...