NZ Thread /nzg/ Get in here you lot.

>>719610512
dunedin here, sup fam

Reminder Aotearoa is a multicultural nation where racism, sexism and bigotry are not welcome.

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Still nothing but a bunch of cockgobbling meth heads posting in herr.
I hope a tsunami ends your pathetic little Island one of these days. It's going to happen... One day there will be no more nzl thread. And I will celebrate.

>still trending
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0wFqPurfH4

Do mongrel mob just browse youtube all day nowadays?

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>>719610512

Inauguration tomorrow, the 1000 year Reich starts now!

>>719610849
sauce?

>>719611092
wat u talking bout nigga

>>719611092
S13G H31L MAUNGA

ARA

>>719611640
aint no niggas here boi

>>719611092
>Inauguration tomorrow, the 1000 year Reich starts now!
A shame to see the US go down this route truly a horrible day for humanity...

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Anybody got pictures of jade for me yet?

>>719612148
fuck up cunt you dont know shit. Trump will be the best US president since JFK

Add tezzow on snapchat and hope for a better pic of her tits

>>719612494
JFK was a drug addled sex maniac whose biggest achievement was spraying his brains on a backseat.

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>>719612650
you need to stop only reading liberal media you thick cunt.

the only bad thing you have to say about JFK is that he was a sex maniac (Lad) and took drugs. If you weren't taking drugs in the 60s you were an autstic cuck.
JFK was the only and last person to stand up to the evil Rothschilds and US federal reserve and you saw what happened to him.

>>719612494
I know more than an ignorant Trump supporter that's for sure!

>>719612999
>JFK was the only and last person to stand up to the evil Rothschilds and US federal reserve

How'd he do that?

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>>719613058
Dont worry OP reads all his news from Facebook and CNN

Dunedin here such a warm night

>>719613151
read Executive order 111100

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executive_Order_11110

>>719613233
we gon fight or what

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>>719612650
yeh ok. and who gives a fuck

>>719613387
I gotta gym but I'll fuck you up after

Sup cunts, any UoA engineering students here?

Far over, the misty mountains cold

>>719613151
>signs executive order 111100
>executes plan to take away power and wealth from US federal reserve (Rothschilds) and put it back into US treasury where it belongs
>gets killed 2 weeks later
>next president declares order 111100 null & void
>????
>Profit

>>719613285
>Critics of the theory note that Kennedy called for and signed legislation phasing out Silver Certificates in favor of Federal Reserve Notes, thereby enhancing the power of the Federal Reserve

Doesn't sound like he was fighting them.

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>>719613556
>gym
we cool nigga i dont want to die

>>719613747
it's all good fam what do you do here?

>>719613827
in this thread or in dunedin?

>>719613982
dunedin

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What the heck is this contraption called again?

>>719614077
CHILLY BIN

Any dunners nudes?

>>719614068
I work just outside of dunedin, you? student i take it?

>>719614077
cuck box

>>719614077
cold keep

Should I really stay awake until 5am on the offchance that Trump gets shot?

what are the odds a qt nuzuland grill would fall for an amerifat?

>>719614199
apprentice livin the student life. You in Tairei or something?

>>719614328
if it happens i will lock myself in chastity for 4 weeks and shove the biggest blackest dildo up my ass on livestream.

*screen cap this

>>719614399
nah, im right in central, just travel a wee bit out for work

>>719610835
Oi cancuck that's not your pic, also what will you do for shits'n'giggles is there's no nzg?

>>719614436
yeah I hate fucking traveling for work it's bs. what you do for a job?

>>719614361
They will make fun of you for being cut.

It's actually a bit of a thing here, laughing at cutfags.

>>719614657
factory work, nothing fancy. what are you learning?

>>719614699
my ex made me get cut 2 years ago. she said she preferred it. kinda glad i did it though looks nice and smooth and glossy

>>719614908
>my ex made me get cut 2 years ago. she said she preferred it

She tricked you, they're not supposed to take the whole dick and balls too.

>>719614891
Electrical. But I'm just getting the party days out've me before I go to university. I don't even know many factories around otago. Just meat works, bakeries etc

>>719614995
I'd probably stay in the apprenticeship tbqh with you matey. going to uni, raking up debt when you're already on track to getting paid bank while learning the trade.

>>719615176
Finish my apprenticeship then I got to to uni. I can contract myself out and earn some good money from it. but then again I really can't be fucked with electrical theory so I don't really know if I'll end up doing it.

>>719614908
>my ex made me get cut 2 years ago.
Fuck what an absolute loser.

>>719610512
Whatever happened to those Mega directories full of NZ nudes? Are they still around?

>>719614978
>>719615542

stay mad with your floppy foreskins faggots

>>719610512
Ok guys, why are your girls so slutty? everytime there's one of these threads a bunch of sluts start posting nudes

>>719615710
Why would I be mad having a dick that has all its nerve endings?

>People tell me my dick looks nice
>Say it smells and tastes nice too

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>Christchurch

>>719615821
>Ok guys, why are your girls so slutty? everytime there's one of these threads a bunch of sluts start posting nudes

This whole board is saturated with American nudes 24/7/365 but somehow our girls are especially slutty?

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>>719615948
LMFAOOOO
cry moar wizard sleeves

>>719616128
Those were all american sluts who don't know any better.

>>719615821
They post more than the aussie so fuck off

>>719616128
>1000 woman study in america
>on adam and fucking eve.com, gees I wonder if there's any bias there

Very credible study.

>>719616205
>3% prefered uncircumcised

ok

>>719616223
>>719616114

lol i mean no offense guys, but you didn't adress the question why in every nZ thread is their sluts posting nudes. You seem to think that's bad but I don't

and there's really not girls posting nudes in most threads theres guys posting porn

>>719616128
>Getting your dick cut because dumb female Yanks who have been tricked into the circumcision meme by the Jews think it looks better
>Knowingly destroying the nerve endings in your penis

You asked if NZ girls would like you, you were told how they would respond and you've been absolutely triggered by it.

Says far more about us than it does you.

>>719616297
Because people enjoy pictures of nude woman, and with 4.5 million people, there are going to be a percentage of people that send and collect nudes. It's not like our entire population of woman are walking around sending pictures of their titties to other people.

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>>719616367
got your panties in a twist there m8?

>>719616439
Ok so you didn't really answer the question but luckily I read between the lines and think you meant to say that these are guys posting NZ girls nudes. Thanks for the answer

>>719616443
Lol yeah ok.

>>719616282
Yeah only 3% of american women have been with an uncut guy, but they all preferred it.

>>719610835

I hope your island defrosts, faggot

>>719616614
Quercy here. can confirm i prefer to smell and suck cut dicks

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I can't believe I'm posting OC in a fucking NZ thread

also, stop with the /nzg/ faggotry. It implies there's actually other types of nz threads

>>719616850
It makes them easier to find in the archives

>>719612368
Jade. who?

>>719617020

I see the intent, but the question remains:

>Why are IDs even gone?
>Tala Morgana
>helloboys.jpg
>whr2buy weed in Xtown
>I'm coming 2 nz what 2 expect
>NZ thread, posts Australian flag
>some roofucker thinks its edgy to call kiwis sheepfuckers
>any1 got nz nudes?
>IDbro RIP
>NZ flag design
>John Key
>Tank pics, Chink pics
>Anyone else read NZ as Nazi?
>These threads suck now
>Newfags made the thread wrong

who the fuck would want to archive this repetitive garbage?

>>719616795
Cut dicks don't really smell though so what's the point?

You've clearly never hooked up with a guy with a hot uncut (proper) cock.

>>719617128
this. each nzg thred is a carbon copy of the last. it's pure cancer

>>719616795
no you're not

>>719617373
ITT we wait for >>888888888

11:30 meet up?

>>719617128

>NZ Crimes Act 1961

>143 Bestiality

>(1) Every one is liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 7 years who commits bestiality.
>(2) This offence is complete upon penetration.

>144 Indecency with animal

>Every one is liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 3 years who commits any act of indecency with an animal.

I did some research today
basically, 3 years in prison if you get caught blowing your dog, but 7 fucking years if one thing leads to another...

>>719617493
why did you research that, friend?

Can someone explain why there is always a NZ thread but never any other country

>>719617440
>>719617444

>>719617644
because it's a safe space for all the cucks of /b/ to gather without getting bullied

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>>719617318

I've been on /b/ since 2008 and they never had nz threads before because kiwis are kinda late to the game (NZFG excluded).

But I was hoping some of the humour would make them interesting, but all we got was this tryhard forced bullshit. I'm convinced it's the same fuck everyday who starts these threads coz it's his autism hobby and then they just fail and die.

Then again, I'm also convinced it's like a couple of Ausfags who keep flooding all the YLYL threads with fruit and vegetables

>>719617795
>I've been on /b/ since 2008
found the newfag

>>719617570

I saw some headline about how some US state has made it illegal to fuck your pets, leaving only 9 states where it's still okay to do so.

I was curious to see what NZ Law had to say on the subject

>>719612368
Jade who eat the shit from myassholecunt>>719612494

>>719617931
We don't need a law to.tell us it's.pretty fucked mate

>>719617101
Idk her last name, post picks of all jades you know I will recognize her

Don't suppose anyone knows the laws regarding government photos, drivers licence, passport etc... (namely for pastafarian)

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>>719617875

>not 2003

I'll own up to being a newfag, but I'm glad I got to participate in some shenanigans before the fun police rolled through

>>719617795
>I'm convinced it's the same fuck everyday who starts these threads coz it's his autism hobby and then they just fail and die.
You can tell by the different file names of the posted flags it's not you fucking retard.

>>719618047
>(namely for pastafarian)

Since when do your passport or drivers licence say anything about religion?

>>719618032
apparently that state in the us did tho

>>719618093

I'm not talking about /pol/ or /int/ you fucking sperglord

>>719610644

fuck off with your multicultural shit. its maori and pakeha. all the others can fuck off.

>>719618157
just wondering if its worth fighting to wear a straining colander on my head. also wanting supporting laws

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>>719618047

we already had a guy do it

>>719610512
>any Auckland EY fags here, im starting soon

>>719618084

haha thats dirty....

>>719618277
>
But wasn't there a legal struggle? How did he convince them to let him

>>719618193
I know you're not, fucking retard, holy fuck. That was embarrassing to read.

You can tell by the file names of the flags various OPs of these threads use that it's many different anons.

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>>719610644

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>>719618422

Nuuudes

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>>719617644

>>719618267
What's the point of doing that?

I'm in a tough spot right now fellow anons.
I'd hate to beg, but here I am.
My bank account number is

06-0365-0403179-00

Any richanons willing to lend a hand?

>>719618900

attention. too bad some other mongoloid beat him to it and now he's internet famous

>>719618936
How much and what for?

>>719618039
post a pic of the Jade you are looking for.

>>719618936

I will donate if you can prove you're actually posting online using a log and a rock

>>719618968
anything is appreciated bro, just not making ends meet at the moment to say the least

>>719619069
I ain't gonna fill your crackpipe for you.

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>>719618989

>>719618989
I don't have one and can't find one, last I heard she was sucking biker Dicks for meth. She likes lotr and vidya. Figured one of you faggots would know her...

>>719619237
I do no drugs whatsoever with the exception of antibiotics for an ingrown toenail

>>719616128
its on google, i wouldnt believe those jew statistics for even a second.

>>719619384
cuck, that costs 150 bucks to get removed by a GP, or 300 on insurance (ie free for you if insured). Unless you had the GP do it 3 times like me, then you need to see a specialist and that will cost ~5000.

>>719618363

But that's the point, he did the legal struggle, the precedent has been set and there will be no problems for you.

But also it's a stupid edgy fucking thing to do.

>>719619500
it hurts like a motherfucker I need the cunt gone, does yours grow back? I've heard after GP "permanent" removals they regrow sometimes

>>719618936

Guarantee I'm in a rougher spot but instead of being a pathetic begging cunt I'm working my way out of it.

>>719615982
i swear i see you and that pic on every nz thread ive been on

>>719618936
Nah, then you'll have my bank info and will steal my identity.

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>>719619843
yeah, i had a perma remove, but the problem for me was that I had a nail under the nail, it was rare and the GP didnt know it was there. Even if she knew it was there, no way she could have removed it, the skin needed to be peeled back and shit, thats why I had to use specalist after 3 "perma" removes.

Its rare for it to regrow though, if it does, dont freak out. My second nail was growing vertically lol, it was fucked up.

>>719619881
Yup that's me, always on the computer at night.

>>719616297
its not even that common tbh, it mostly the same pictures being posted over n over

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>>719619999

nice quads, bro

>>719619256
fantastic, I am hanging on.

>>719619984

did Professor X still let you enrol?

>>719620169
yeah but not because of the nail, but because i suck the best dick, faggot.

>>719619993
i cant judge, im on here too

>>719620128
highlight of my night

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>>719620162

here you go m8. go hard.

>>719620306
cum already

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>>719620162

posting NZ tinder 1/6

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2/6

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3/6

That's not her, she dyes her hair different colours. Has tattoos

>>719619848
>Guarantee I'm in a rougher spot
Not that anon but that's a big statement.

Prove it or shut the fuck up.

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4/6

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5/6

>>719619984
ok thanks mate I'll try get that shit sorted when I can, little cunt is dug deep

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6/6

Man it's turned freezing here in Tauranga. Cold enough to put the heater on maybe.

No jade
Anon so sad

>>719620501

hang on, bro, I'll post them in 30 minutes.

>>719620512

Prove it how?

>>719620700
Kk
I'll wait

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>>719618936

Kia ora bro

>>719620733
By not being a cunt. Whoops too late.

>>719620773
look at this good cunt

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Get nudes

gf left for canada today.
Sadface.

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>>719620773

/nzg/ threads are now begging threads kek

Haha faggot

>>719620773
Fuck that was a bit cute of you.

Here's hoping that anon wasn't taking the piss and that you genuinely helped someone in need. What a good cunt.

>>719620957
Just bought drugs for anon good job

Where is jade?

>>719620837

I'll ask again, prove it how?

It pisses me off to see cunts being too goddam lazy to do anything and just expecting handouts. That dude was too lazy to even explain himself "Just making ends meet bro"

Yeah welcome to life cunt, I know I'm worse off than him but instead of begging I'll haul my ass up at 5 am 5 days a week to work a 14 hour shift to improve my position, so seeing some dickhead being a soft cunt and asking for handouts grinds my gears.

So I ask again, prove it how?

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>>719621154

Agreed.

I'm happy to buy food or some kind of voucher for some fucker who's fallen on hard times, but I've seen too many beggers who screw their nose up at the offer. I'd offer to buy them a pie or something, but they only want cash.

Talked to some volunteers at the Auckland City Mission who confirmed this is usually the case. They get spat at and told to fuck off regularly because they interupted the wrong guy during a cash grubbing session.

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>>719621154
Haha bro you should beg more often. That faggot just gave me 20$
I hope a tsunami ends your queer fucking Island. I'm straight up spending this money on weed

>>719621333
b8

>>719621434
shit b8

New Zealand fag checking in, trying to decide if I creampie the girlfriend then go to sleep or keep shitposting.

>>719621522
Exactly. If I was hung up about how it was to be spent it, why would I have given it to anon?

>>719621586
Is your girlfriend jade?

>>719621154
>It pisses me off to see cunts being too goddam lazy to do anything and just expecting handouts. That dude was too lazy to even explain himself "Just making ends meet bro"
>Yeah welcome to life cunt, I know I'm worse off than him

Pot kettle black and you've just proved my point. You can guarantee you're worse off than him without explaining how you are or even having an explanation from him about why he's in his situation? Ok.

With that sort of talent you really ought not to be in a 'guaranteed worse situation' as people for pay a lot of money to someone with that sort of foresight.

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>>719621333

sorry, Canadia. 06 is National Bank of NZ bank acc prefix

>>719621614
If the person has to beg for money online, or has to trick people into giving them money, their life is probably pathetic enough that maybe an extra $20 might make it slightly less depressing

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>>719621633

underrated post

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>>719621614
Dude I shitpost in here everynight and do nothing but make fun of the problems in your country, and you pay me... Like wtf is wrong with you cunts??? I almost want to give it back

>>719621633
Could be, any hole would do at this point.

>>719621614

I have always found the usage "the" (rather than "my") girlfriend (or wife) rather awkward.

It's as if there is only one girlfriend, "the" girlfriend. She is not "mine" because implicitly she is shared with a whole bunch of other males.

>>719621586

requesting nudes

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You really did just give it to me. Why is he not thanking you? Dumb cunt?
Suck a mongrel cock faggot

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>>719621813
still trying the "you gave me money" shtick

>>719621667

> You can guarantee you're worse off than him without explaining how

Cuz it's a long ass story and it'll take like 10 mins to plan out and you'll still just be a faggot at the end of it.

> Even having an explanation from him about why he's in his situation?

He offered one. It was "Yeah just having trouble making ends meet" that's a shit fucking reason to beg for handouts.

If you broke your back and can't work and the disability payments are being held up due to some bureaucratic bullshit then yeah, that's a good reason to need a helping hand. If you're too fucking stupid to budget then you deserve to be in the hole and dragging yourself out of it might teach you some lessons.

>>719621813
>>719621964

see

>>719621680

and stop trying so hard

>>719621813

I'm happy to have brightened the miserable existence you describe.

>>719622031
hes probably going to say some dumb shit about having a nz bank account

Jade has a tattoo across her tits , coloured hair, likes lotr, plays lots and lots of vidya

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>>719621964

you could probably afford a canadian cheeseburger. NZ money is like pesos

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>>719622175

you forgot to mention that she's a crackhead who likes blowing bikers. I'll post my pics of her in 30 minutes bro, hang tight

>>719621964
Easy to prove.

Take a photo of your bank account.

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>>719622180
No man I'm done, that was fucking sad on my part. I can't believe you did that for a stranger, maybe I'm kinda wrong bout you cheesydicklickingmethbreathinguselessscumbagswhofuckgoatsbycliffssotheypushbackandvelcrosoyousticktothereassesjusttopassthetime maybe I have been a little wrong about you cunts. Your money will be spent on me not bashing your country for a while.

>>719622180
that pic reminds me of all the dumb shit i see on nz trade pages on fb,
like some poor fuck posting up a pic of him holding like $600 in 50's and saying some dumb shit about wanting some up class car acting like its a lot of money

>>719621963
I would but fucked if I can be bothered getting up to find my phone right now. I'm honestly so lazy today

>>719622015

You should just release that anger and free yourself from it.

Were you harmed because he asked for money or because I gave it? Not at all. Then why secrete internet bile that will only scour your own insides?

Tune in to your better nature. You won't regret it.

Taurangafag reporting in, though nobody even remembers we exist.

I want drugs or dick so fucking badly.

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>>719614425
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>>719622529

Fuck off with the 30c psychology mate.

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I guarantee I'm broker than that other guy. donations welcome, even $1

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>>719622511
Do you cunts think that's fair? Them fuckin cannabilistic drunk fuckin moari are still fair game tho

>>719622729
theyre always fair game

>>719622702
how are you so fucked lmao?

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Well I'm glad we can be friends, Canada's got much the same problems accept we fuck with fentynyl.
I'm sorry for the shitposts and I thank you for the money.

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>>719622702

Guarantee you're not

>>719622818

whoa, I feel like I should send you the $4.30 I have in my account but I need to buy some bread tomorrow.

>>719622546
>I want drugs or dick so fucking badly.
Go on...

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>>719622702
Think you got problems....

>>719622934
>>719623051

How did this happen?

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i have it worse than these other guys, please donate

>>719623013
i meant like how did you get in that situation man, i aint saying i have it worse

>>719623134

I'm $20k in debt thanks to my student loan. Need to work at McDonalds

>>719623188
did you work part time during your studies?

>>719623134

In lieu of money (you omitted your account number) I give you 1 internet.

>>719623276
thank you, now i can shitpost for one more day

>>719622546
Tauranga here. I have a dick, anon...
Girl or boy?

>>719623176

Oh, l got a new job but the employer decided to not keep me on past the trial period. and there's a 6 week standdown period until I can get a benefit so I ended up using my cash reserves on rent, power etc

>>719623336

A pleasure. It's the first time I have enjoyed an NZ thread here, actually, even if it cost me a twenty.

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So I got 19.08$
Like fuckin' Christmas up in here tonight boys
Can I have some more?

Anyone ever seen anything paranormal or whatever?

>>719623025
Well there's like no weed to be had around here and I like sucking dick

>>719623384
I'm a boy. Sorry anon

>>719623131

One of my big problems was people fucking me over for money on a personal level where I couldn't do much, then as a result not having money to pay for things on time on an official level and getting penalized.

Eg, Set up automatic payments for things like car insurance. Boss at my old job owed me a big payout (Got made redundant, so he had to pay all my earned vacation days etc) he tried to fuck me over on the payment and when I argued the amount he took about another 2 weeks to fix it and come through. This meant I went without a paycheck for about 3 weeks and as I was living paycheck to paycheck at the time I couldn't afford the automatic payments, they bounced, I got penalized and by the time the big payment did come through it was worth significantly less to me because as a result of his actions I now owed additional money in penalties.

That kinda shit has been happening to me on a consistent basis for almost 3 years, it's starting to stack up.

>>719623527
Nah man, nothing but dispiriting materialism on my end.

>>719623543
ya dont know if thats a problem for him

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Can I have jades ass now???

>>719623468
helping the less fortunate and having a good time, whats not to love

>>719623543
>I'm a boy. Sorry anon
That's no problem at all.

Plus I can help hook you up (not tonight though).

>>719623400
i totally get what you mean, i was in a similar situation last year

>>719623491
Post your bank account to prove it.

Oh wait you can't because you're a terrible troll.

>>719623591
That's true. I always forget how chill people are here, I move from a much less chill place

>>719623651
Hook me up with what, dick or weed? Because I'm fine with either. Well, I can't smoke that soon anyway, I'm on anti depressants and I'm being tested for drugs and shit.

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>>719623677
I'm not, it's done
20 = no more shitposting for a while,
I'll give it back if I get pics of jade.

>>719623663

I'm happy to work but I'm broke as fuck for the next week until I can get paid for some odd jobs. I've been getting food parcels from the ACM to help with that. Corned beef, biscuits, and slightly stale bread, but fuck it, when you're hungry you eat whatever you can get.

fucking sucks with the stand down thing tho. 2 more weeks to go.

>>719623796
anti depressants, fun shit, whatre you on

>>719623796
>Hook me up with what, dick or weed?
Both.

>>719612494
THIS IS TRUTH

>>719623677

Plus it has never actually conducted an international transfer, or it would realise that you don't get the full amount at the exchange rate because of fees.

>>719623796
dickweed

>>719624000
He could easily post a screenshot showing the account number that was provided.

>>719623887
hopefully 18$ helps

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>>719622702

Here you go, anon, Hope that gets you some better food.

>>719623907
prozac. sucks because i used to really like drinking robitussin but now id risk serotonin syndrome. its better than wanted to kill myself i guess.

>>719623912
ill be gettig off the anti depressants sometime soon i think. hit me up on the email [email protected].

gmail makes throwaways so easy.

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>>719624000
Then where the fuck did your money go you stupid faggot dumb cunt. Take the fucking method pipe out of your toothless biker cock trap and think for a second?? Fuck your all so fucking stupid. You gave a stranger 20$ wtf is wrong with your brain????

>>719624176
we arent poor so its alg

>>719624171
can you even get prozac in nz, i thought it was sold as fluoxetine now

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>>719624171
Why don't you try blowing a mongrel for some method? Maybe that would fix ya up? Works great for the rest of the faggots on that Queen fucking Island. Kill yourself faggot

>>719624176

>Then where the fuck did your money go you stupid faggot dumb cunt.

To an ANZ account right here in Aotearoa.

>You gave a stranger 20$ wtf is wrong with your brain????

You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>719624278
yeah its fluoxetine, im just used to calling it prozac. i dont like this stuff at all.

what about you, what are you up to?

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>>719624140
>>719624157

Holy shit, you legends!!

>>719624278
I thought it was bikercum prescribed to all you faggots, followed up with meth. Bibby the biker would love to know what the back of your throat feels like. Why dontcha hit him up?

>>719624171
Email sent.

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>>719624449
Just sucking Bobby the biker, for a 5$ chunk of month. Want to feel normal again. Wanna do the kiwi dance?

>>719624449
oh true.
im taking citalopram cos fluoxetine doesnt work for me, i was off it for about 6 months but the withdrawal symptoms never stopped, so im on half doses right now

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What a pathetic bunch of faggots why do people move there? Cheap oral sex

>>719624473
you the guy we donated to?

>>719624777
man that sucks, the withdrawal symptoms arent fun. i was on zoloft for awhile but it didnt really help me that much and i figured out how to get high on it. then i was on buproprion but that made me angry and i figured out how to get high from it. now im stuck on prozac.

what do you like to do? how do you pass the time?

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>>719624777
Just fucking die

>>719624627

Another Canada fail.

It's "bikie" here, not biker. And as for Bobby ... it's such a North American name. Like Chuck. Or Randy.

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>>719624890
I suck Dicks and smoke meth 24/7
Literally can't take 3 breaths in a row without inhaling sperm or methamphetymine

>>719624890
work at a scrap yard
get drunk,
sleep,
thats about it

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>>719624848

Yeah, I got the $30 (because its from an ASB acc) but the $18 hasnt shown up yet. Will thank you anyway, coz I'm fucking stoked. posting gratitude tits

>>719625037
well there must be something you do for fun? listen to music? or play videogames or something like that? although drinking is pretty fun.

>>719625008
come on man, dont limit yourself to meth, use all amphetymines

>>719625037
You used to post here before aye?

>>719625094
i listen to a fuckton of music to be honest, and i spend a lot of time looking for new music.

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>>719624907
Yeah you faggots talk different. Everywhere else it's biker cunt.
You faggots are queerer then a 3 dollar bill.

>>719625150
i did, i still come back every now and then

>>719625181
I was hoping you'd say that. I really like music, I spend a lot of time listening to it and sometimes playing it myself. What kind of stuff do you like most?

I'm really into acid house type shit and breakbeat, ambient, harsh noise. anything with synthesizers really. And some metal.

>>719625205

I am glad this thread has been linguistically as well as morally educational for you.

>>719625061
kiwibank, you should get it soon

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I'm going to fuckin' "bid" you homos, it's late. I'm preying to God that he starts raining fire and acid on you cunts. Thanks again for the dough, I will let y'all faggots know what I spent it on tomorrow. Ciao for now.

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>>719625375

cheers, i really appreciate it. Both of you have made my week.

>>719625483

Ka kite.

>>719625325
ive kinda just gotten into somewhat obscure rap
like pell, injury reserve and alex wiley
thats pretty cool though, have anything you can suggest

>>719625526
allgood man, id have given more if i could have but i hope it helps

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>>719625685

you rock

>>719625646
Oh I have a friend who recently got into obscure rap stuff a well, mostly lo-fi rap and hip hop. What he showed me was pretty good.

well maybe try this? you might like it. https://youtu.be/38enrQGRDhA?list=PL3nf61Dqf0ZZ4NpsEAPBfQbKAyJPPlFwe

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Chch in l8m8

Whats up cunse?

>>719625675
>Meaty labia

Them big slab-o-labs are an experience

>>719625814
that songs quite a ride
sounds like the music i was into like 2 years ago
pretty good though

>>719625830
everyones going to "bid"

>>719625984
yeah aphex twin is pretty good. ever listened to any jungle? if not, does the idea of reggae on speed appeal to you?

>>719625830

"Up" is the direction of a vector whose origin is the Earth's centre.

>>719626089
it definitely does, i used to play reggae with my mates back when i used to drum
id love to check it out

>>719626196
oh boy do i have some great music for you. https://youtu.be/XAlhfBRfjpY

also you drum? thats really cool, I wish I could drum better.

if this thread reaches 300 i will lock myself in chastity until Monday.

>>719626333
sounds pretty good, shame about the drums though tbh

>>719626528
oh do you not like the drums in that track so much or are you commenting on my general lack of drumming ability?

got any links for stuff that you like?

>>719614077
A seat

>>719626609
the drums in the track,
its not that its bad, its just i was expecting reggae type drumming and was kind of disappointed

>>719626718
i guess calling it reggae on speed is kind of misleading. actually very misleading . but yeah, do you have anything for me to listen to?

>>719626348

better start locking up cuck boi

>>719626823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWSoYZ5JGQg
pretty chill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIA1ocuE5-0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCsWtQkiD74

ive been vibing with these songs recently