YLYL

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>>719600410

boo

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>>719600410
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.

>>719600926
Jesus Christ

I shit bricks, how am I supposed to sleep?

>>719600926
Holy fuck, is that inside Area 51?!?!

>>719600926
Wtf man

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>>719600410

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puffy bum penis dog

>>719600842
Fuck

>>719601294
>zoom in
>fucking shit myself

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>>719601442
>>719601371
>>719601244

>>719602351
That'd be awesome if it wasn't painted, galvanized steel. All that food is poison

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>>719602353

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>>719602353

let me guess. you got a ban for posting nanners and now you feel dead inside, wishing you had never posted that one, that only, that first, that last---banana?

>>719600842
can someone explain

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>>719602353

>>719600842
I don't get it
Also checkem

>>719602694
Metal bands have been getting pretty out of hand with their logos in the past few years. The damage to that leather holds some stylistic similarities

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>>719601033
This can't be real. never in my fuckin life have i seen someone in so much denial

>>719600552
Angel***, fking niggers

>>719600800
found em, top of middle pile, right under the highest log

>>719600820

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS IMAGE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

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>>719603350

>>719601294
>gif
No thank you

>>719602000
why the fuck did i laugh at that?

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Here bro

>>719600410
Would you like to know more?

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>>719602694
does this look similar?

death metal bands gradually fuck up their font to the point of unintelligable madness.

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>>719603559

>>719603027
Well that's just too much fuckin' thinking for a joke photo on the internet...

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>>719603634
kek

>>719602788
>redeads and like-likes gave me the most raging boners
>didn't feel shit for the great fairy
was i destined to have fucked up fetishes?

>>719603634

Endomic Apostrophe?

>>719603196
>i put this in the context of my high school's play

>>719603634
O'Bryons astronomy?

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>>719601033
>mfw landwhales will burn more energy typing shit about fat shaming on tumblr than actually getting up and going to the gym

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>>719600410
I know it shouldn't too much but that gives me terrible anxiety

>>719603634
Ebrson
Astronom

>>719603634
Embryonic Gastronomy.

>>719601086
Help me, what am I missing?
>>719600926
>>719600926
>>719600926

>>719603261
My precious.

>>719604059

steel beams

>>719600842
The man has a point.

>>719602351
holly shit arsenic poisoning

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>>719603720
This is my favorite one right now. Just in general.

>>719603629
its like a ps4 fucked a nintendo switch

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>>719603634
I google searched and found more. So much kek

>>719604170
actually, the filename should be ipoominati.

>>719603261
why would i laugh at the proper use of 600 mph tape?

>>719604193
where the hell did you see arsenic?
it's painted, and maybe even zinc on the "steel" there, but arsenic?

>>719603680
>goo gl/J9cZLo
It's just the fucking banana

>>719600926
MODS

>>719600800
Omg I shit bricks when I saw it.

>>719602644
No, they're pointless spam.

>>719600800
>>719600926
Nothing to see here folks

>>719602723
Do you enjoy the bananas or are you one of the faggots that posts them?
Only reason not to agree with me is that you're a massive faggot.

>>719600842
>progressive death metal
>has a brutal death metal/grind logo

your an idiot kys

>>719604388
Whatever homo enjoy you scandium and ytterium poisoning.

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>>719602888

>>719604450
tbh I was hoping for cp

>>719604773
nice job fucking faggot

>>719604700
Cat on stack of wood

>>719603178
It is indeed real, you can find clips of it on youtube.

>>719600842
> Cracking headrest

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>>719603634
>>719604306

?

>>719604953
Jesus christ.


The chestburster comes out of the CHEST, not the mouth!

>>719600926
I don't get this... Is the joke that people who don't get it ask? I honestly don't see anything? Can someone please help??

>>719604306
butchered decapitation
If you can't read that you must be retarded

>>719605053
Amethyst Deathbucket rocks

>>719604843
I think you did a better job, cock gobbling faggot

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>>719605201

https://youtu.be/8iv3HqRJP3w
why did they leave this part out of pet detective

>>719605188
if you can read that you're an edgy fucking metalhead

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>>719600842

>>719602694
carseat headrest is a band

>>719600410
That's a normal occurrence in shops you literal faggot

>>719605409
>thinking metalheads are edgy
I don't listen to any bands that do that stupid logo shit
metal is shit these days.

>>719600926
I don't see anything. Explain?

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>>719605324

>>719605178
Ya got me

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>>719605533
what is this

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>>719605653

>>719600410
719605494

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>>719605583

here's a literal faggot for you, wrapped snugly and a lil' bow on top.

>>719600410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_O2FQZ-YSg

>>719601033
This is laughable, but not funny...
>... moral obligation to be healthy
From which country is this?... Well, if you live under a socialized medicine system, then it totally is because you are using everyone's money to keep your fat ass from filling an oversized grave.
Now, if you live in a place where you have to pay for your own medical bills, then you can just do whatever the fuck you want and go bankrupt due to medical bills or die in a ditch, you fucking whale!

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>>719605687

>>719600926
WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN

>>719605687
a shitty show

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>>719605687
cancer

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>>719605583

also googled literal faggot and found this

>>719605716
I meant >>719605494

>>719605837
Yes

>>719605792
>from which country is this?

Australia. It's from a show called Insight.

>>719605837
hillary clinton rally

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>>719601788
Lost.

>>719600800
That's some ninja level camo.

>>719600800
i so lost it

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>>719606175

>>719606175
>>719606279

What's so funny about these? I saw these on CNN actually, I think

>>719606388
>What's so funny about these?
everything

>>719606388

yea fake news loves yummy dicks

>>719603345
That's part of the fucking joke you mongoloid

If this is bait I'm taking it

>>719606012
goddamnit, every time

>>719606524
no it isn't
it's an a cute angle

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>>719606279

>>719602000
I have seen this image so many times and to this day I cannot comprehend why it exists.


Oh also check 'um or whatever.

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Can you read this?

>>719603345
No need to be so obtuse anon.

>>719607279
Infant Annihilator

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>>719602471

>>719603261
Please tell my I'm not looking at an image of a man duct taping a jet engine together.

>>719603621
>>719607143

Are people literally this retarded?

You have devices, say, on your shovel. Like a timer or a shoveling device. And you plug it into your computer so you can program these devices.

It's extremely simple.

>>719607340
Glad I'm not seeing that only because I'm high as fuck.

>>719607279
Infant Annihilator

>>719600842
Cracked Leather ?

>>719607800
No, Cracked Vinyl

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>>719608069
>When shipping and handling costs too much because of an items weight

>>719606012
Oh shit, it's Rich Evans!

>>719607425
Wait seriously?! Fuck man, no wonder my shovel is so terrible, I didn't even know you could program it!

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>>719606747
V. Nice filename my friend

>>719604059
hidden nigger in upper right

>>719604244
Sixth ranked Assassin in Santa Destroy over here

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>>719608478
You're not supposed to tell him you faggot!

>>719602471
i dont understand, is there no internet in russia and this is how they watch cat videos?

>>719603178
https://youtu.be/v6mMpE8AaA0

>>719600842
lel'd. (for plebs - death/black metal bands like using gothic text and palindromes that very closely resemble these cracks in the leather, as their band logo or name)

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>>719601788
got me good

>>719602611
literally wat de fuk

>>719604163
He would rock her world.

>>719609117
Lost hard

>>719607422
You're not. First of all its not duct tape, it's adhesive metal tape. Second of all, this engine is likely already busted, and he's not putting it together; he's likely covering the rivets or the seam until the unit can be removed and replaced. Notice inside the engine: looks like it struck something and tore the sheet metal. They'd never allow that to fly.

>>719602532
lost

>>719605409
This.

>>719609357
why what?

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wow boys this was actually a breddy gud thread. goodnight all you losers

>>719602611

This is the creepiest thing Ive ever seen. I feel like whoever wrote that has body parts in their freezer and basement.

>>719600926
Holy shit that scared me

>>719609925

Actually, all the stuff inside is just old foil tape. He is replacing the old foil tape with new.

>>719603261
>>719607422

Pretty sure he's using duct tape to remove screws/bolts so they wont fall all over the tarmac.
It isn't funny; whoever posted it is just a dumbass.

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>>719609117
Lost

>>719603634
Embryonic gastronomy?
Took me a while, but I think I got it

>>719600746
made me laugh. the rest of you are stupid chuds

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>>719609117
Got me

>>719604163
>>719609686

Their children would have beautiful mouths.

>>719603858
This is pure genuis

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>>719602353

>>719610144

>in a nutshell

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>>719602353

>>719601294
Fair fucking play annon her is a (you)

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>>719600800
>>719601033
>>719601177
>>719601244
>>719601400
>>719601788
>>719602000
>>719602333
>>719602611
>>719602644
>>719602788
>>719602888
>>719604099
>>719604244
>>719604388
>>719604700
>>719605033
>>719605088
>>719605100
>>719605188
>>719605300
>>719605388
>>719605533
>>719605933
>>719605955
>>719605966
>>719606388
>>719607422
>>719607444
>>719607800
>>719609799
>>719610088
>>719610144
>>719610288
>>719610722
check'd

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>>719600842
>progressive death metal
You, mister, you are a fuckin idiot

>>719604029
The Nazi side has too many cups. Count em there's 34

>>719600842
progdeath bands don't do this shit, that's purely the black metal autists that do.

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>>719602611
>>719607422
>>719601033
>>719604244
>>719605955
>>719605966
>>719601177
>>719602788
>>719604099
>>719600800
I am complete

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>>719600800
Paul Bunyan here. I'm laughing because this idiot can't even decide whether to stack bark on top or bottom

>>719605178
ide still smash

>>719604589
damn this one had me. that's awesome

>>719607279
infant and then who knows what the bottom is supposed to say

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https://soundcloud.com/mileycurseword/miley-curseword-la-la-demo-teaser

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>>719600800

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>>719604809
what do I get?

>>719605933
THE FUCKING CARTOON THIS IS BASED OFF OF
WHAT IS IT
I NEED CAMPBELLS SOUP BUT I CANT FIND IT

>>719605088
Kek

>>719613805
A life

>>719611382
Lmao what the fuck

>>719614164
No u

>>719614035
Steven Universe

>>719603178
>>>719601033
>This can't be real. never in my fuckin life have i seen someone in so much denial
https://youtu.be/3csKRWvcu_k

NEW SC THREAD ON /b/ !!

Post your stuff there as well, let's get it goin

- >>719613778

>>719610353
I work on aircraft and can confirm this.

>>719614310
thanks but i meant the old ad gor something
creepy dude sticks his head in a bathroom stall singing about something in foreignspeak
only thing that sounds familiar is campbell soup but thats not what he's really saying

I've been looking for years, please anon, prove you can still deliver

>>719600926
Is there something in the steel beams? I don't see it

>>719603858
fucking lost

>>719611953
Nobody gives a shit about what metal is what you wannabe emo social reject.

>>719602000
You can only have shovelware on that drive

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>>719603849
>719603849
Yes and it was even before I knew what sex was. Pretty messed up but I remember Mrs Kanga from Winnie the Pooh was my first fantasy at age 5

>>719603948
LOL

>>719600926
Too soon

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SORRY IM LATE GUISE!!!!!

>>719613805

Government welfare

>>719606524
It's a reverse bait.

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>>719604809

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Check 'em

>>719614384
same.
did something like this myself many times.
that's aluminum tape..
powerful stuff.

>>719600410
what if they're filled with [spoiler] argon?

>>719612116
Well he is wrong but also you're wrong

>>719609037
I lost

>>719602611
I was in that thread

>>719612116
mostly black metal and grindcore bands do this shit.
but this abomination exist in almost every genre of metal..

>>719600926
...strand brewing co??

>>719602000
But why tho?

Also witnessed.

>>719603772
I actually know this band

>>719614521
royco cup a soup

>>719602000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmzpdd4pWvM&feature=youtu.be&t=1m19s

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I wonder when this will stop

>>719613805
Not the joke, obv.

>>719609037
>The make the black guy the racist because they're too scared to put nigger in there

>>719600410
that's actually perfectly safe, unless there's a leak, sparks aren't hot enough to melt through steel canisters

>>719613805
Proof that you have ass burgers

>>719604809
Amazing. Should be gerbils, though

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>BE ME
>YLYL THREAD
>2DEEP4ME
>MFW

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>>719613805
here, have some cake.
dumbass

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>>719601294
FUCK YOU!

>>719600800
that cat :D

>>719611442
lost

>>719604332
shh
they won't accept it

>>719602000
This is genuinely funny lel

>>719603261
its for aerodynamic reasons you idiots

>>719603345
Nigga*** you fucking nigger.

>>719612189
Holy shit

>>719608267
I actually laughed in a ylyl thread, thanks friend

>>719603261
Its not normal tape. I work around aircraft on the ramp and i can tell you its a special kind of tape called Speed tape. its significantly more intense then standard shit.

>>719615891
>>719600410
>>719604028
Its an inch thick layer of reinforced steel filled with liquid compressed gas at worst.

Gas cannot ignite in liquid form. The tank has literally higher chance of getting hit by lightning than it does of blowing up. and its impossible for those sparks to even heat up the surface of the metal where they're making contact.
There's nothing funny or dangerous about that, literally only imbeciles and children would laugh at or be concerned by it.

>>719605088
>be anon
>think bout ylyl
>idea.jpg
>Gender fluid so funny cause everyone will laugh
>must post OC
>fapfapfap.webm
>cum on hand
>make foto
>so funny

>>719600800
D'aww

>>719603720
Or maybe you're just dumb

>>719611442
Nice feet

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>>719602570
Exactly what i was thinking.

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>>719602945
Omfg, checkem???, honestly b is full of ultra new fags.

>>719604244

I'd give it to her on all 3.5s

>>719600800
what the heck are you seeing here???

>>719603261
Guys that's fine. They use that tape all the time at airports on planes. Its the kind of metal tape they use on air conditioning units, and its great at filling holes and things