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hey /b/ do you lock your front door when your'e home ?

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hey /b/ do you lock your front door when your'e home ?
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Nah cmon in
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>>719566739
Yes because I'm not retarded
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yeah, i watch too many people get murdered
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No.

I live in a very low-crime country.
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>live in NYC
> doors lock automatically when closed
>sucks sometimes cause autistic roommates forget their keys and call me to let me in

I used to live in Canada and not really.
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I have to. my neighborhood is surrounded by meth heads
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>>719567177
me fucking too, living in SC is shit
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>>719566739
I do.. I have Russians living next door to me.
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>>719566739
Yes, and I also live in a secured condo building in what is relatively a very safe major city. And just in case, I still keep a few guns. Feeling safe as fuck is really nice, I like it.
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>>719566739
Yes, and I live in a town where the only crime that happens is Drunk Drivers and kids shoplifting at Walmart.
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>>719566739
No I'm not a scared american
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>>719568153
I'm not scared either, because I lock my door and have guns. See how that works?
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>>719566739
I dont

car either
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>>719568153
nope, youre a scared eurofag
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>>719566739
No, I'm Canadian
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They always enter your home when they know there's something expensive or lots of money. Before locking the door, keep your mouth shut about your own stuff.
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Yes, and my car, and I try to never be more then ten feet away from a gun.
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>>719568562
Not worried that a drunk native will come help himself to your shit?
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>>719567060
>autistic roommates call me to let me in
>autistic
>call me to let me in
>me to let me
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>>719567060
>NYC
>doors lock automatically
This has probably saved hundreds of lives. I'm glad to see they're trying to address that issue even if it inconveniences your roommates sometimes.
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>>719566739
Yes.

I live in whiteyville with very low crime rate and I still lock it.
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>>719568220
>i turned my house into a fortress
>and armed myself
>just in case shit happens
>n-not scared though!
hilarious.
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Yes always. I get nervous when anyone rings the bell. Knocking freaks me out. Why do people knock when there is a door bell?
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>>719569015
if both scare the shit out of you, why does it matter?
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>>719568936
I wouldn't call it a fortress. Let's not exaggerate. I just lock the door and have a couple of guns. I don't see how that's excessively paranoid.

Look, if Europe really is as safe as you memers always make it out to be in these threads, then I think that's great. It must be nice. But there's a lot of crime here and we don't freak out about it, we just face it as a reality. That's all.
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>>719569099

knocking is ten times worse than the bell.
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>>719569185
>theres a lot of crime here
>i know this because the government i dont trust tells me so
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>Chase “The Vampire of Sacramento" later told detectives that he took locked doors as a sign that he was not welcome, but unlocked doors were an invitation to come inside.

doors must be locked to prevent vampires and negros
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No. I live 30km from town. And my neighbours look out for each other.
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>>719566897
>>719567060
>>719568153
>>719568304
>>719568562


>I live in a crime-free utopia!

retarded logic, and also not true. Bad shit can happen literally anywhere.
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>>719568220
I do indeed. Do you?

>>719568442
Ok muh guns, lock your door tightly now, wouldn't want the big bad men coming in,
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>>719569444
It can, and it does. And people still don't justify murder in order to address it.
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>>719569190
how? its a noise they make to let you know they're out there.
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>>719569185
>owns "a couple" of guns
>"well hey fellas there sure is a lot of crime here heyuck yuck"

Thisishowamericansactuallythink.jpg
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>>719569786

I don't have a rational answer for you, anon.
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>>719569960
....did you have a point?
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>>719569444
pretty sure there hasnt been a murder/stabbing etc in my lil town in about a decade

doesnt mean it cant happen but lightning is more likely to strike first
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>>719566739
yes, force of habit after living in the ghetto
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i dont even lock the door when i leave

>inb4- you live in a box
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>>719569960
>implying legal gun owners are a major source of crimes
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>>719569960
dont be jelly because owning one gun is a federal crime in the 3rd world shithole you live in bro
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just for all the gun nuts here, ill kick you in the grugnuts before you you even pull a pistol lol
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>>719570908
Why do we have to be "gun nuts" instead of just people who have guns? I don't feel like I get carried away with it.
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>>719571061
bc one ruined it for all

not that i agree with that philosophy
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>>719571193
I have a few and I voted for Bernie tbh.
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>>719566739
No. My door's always open, proverbially.
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>>719566739
Fuck yes...cuz NIGGERS
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>>719571418
XD
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yes just at the old place we kept the garage door unlocked.
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>>719571061
Its really only libtards who characterize them as "nuts"

I know plenty of hard working.middle class people who own guns
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>>719571319
im planning on getting a bow, mainly bc it doesnt require licencing except to hunt with.

i also have respect for guns
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not all of the time. theres no need really, the next house would be 5 kilometers away
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>>719571543
could you defend yourself with out a weapon made by another person? just curious
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>>719566739
Front door is always locked, I always use the garage. Two locks in the garage, one is upside down (For her pleasure) I have a Glock 17 and an AK74 ready for the first armed faggot that shows up. If I'm absolutely positive you're not carrying anything I'll still beat you with a
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>>719571543
I'm a libtard and a gun owner. There are more of us than people seem to think.
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>>719571690
im in a wheel chair so no, more than likely not
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>>719571783
this is Sparta
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>>719566739
memes aside I used not to
canadian here
a few years back, not even a decade mind you, while living with my family we didnt even used to lock the front door most of the time

now its different, and its mostly black people
what the fuck did you americunts do to these people? how can you turn a human in such hate filled animals?
I wish you didnt treat black people so badly so I didnt have to with my country didnt have inmigration
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>>719571783
How'd you end up in the chair? Are you permanently disabled or is it an injury that will heal? Just curious.
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>>719571769
Ultra progressive and a gun owner because 2nd amendment is still part of my goddamn constitution!

Also, I sorta need it living in Chicago. South side ain't gettin any friendlier!
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>>719571931
i can walk, just not for long. i broke my back at work 4 years ago. i fell a good 30 feet to the ground
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>>719571783
well at least this kinda backs up my theory that guns are for the weak.
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>>719572162

shit man, when i did masonry we would wear safety gear to prevent that.
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>>719572162
Damn bro, that sucks ass. Any hope of recovery? Any promising advances in neurology or anything?
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>>719571931
>>719572162
i do alright these days, i went back to school a year later and took an IT course. fuck "disability" no money in that. i also got a big settlement from my work
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>>719571690
I dont even own a gun

notice I said other people herp a derp

nice try tho
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>>719571769
Agreed. I know a lot of liberals who own guns. The two aren't mutually exclusive.
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>>719572361
its called yoga
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dont even lock the door when we leave
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>>719572361
i couldnt walk at all for quite awhile. i still go to physio on a regular, ive had 2 back surgeries. im slowly getting better. i can walk with a cane for 5-10 minutes or so
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>>719572449
fair enough

anon 1
anon 0
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>>719571891
Apes arent people you know??
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>>719572580
Well best wishes nigga.
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No. I have a large dog.
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>>719566739
I don't use the front door, it's blocked by boxes and shit, I use the side door, and lock it thoroughly.
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>>719566739
>>719567060
>>719566897
>>719572733
>>719572478
>>719572478
>>719572466
live in the mountains and people never lock even when they leave, we have guns everywhere up here, and guess what i live in most liberal area in America
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>>719572998
Where's that anon?
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>>719572998
colorado
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>>719569015
Because the doorbell might be disabled. They don't know that. Knocking is guaranteed to get the occupant's attention. While the doorbell is a hit or miss.
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>>719572247
This is a silly hypothesis. They're usually used as tools over weapons. Do you think hunting a deer by chasing it to exhaustion is the only manly choice? Let's take a survey here: to all gun owners, how many of you have actually shot a human being, and how many of you have used it in a non-human shooting way?
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I used to live in a very small area of a small town inthe middle of nowhere. We wouldn't even lock the door when we left the house. On really nice days we would just leave the dogs hanging out on the porch if we went somewhere. Sometimes I miss living in the country. No I live in a city where if you don't lock your car to run into the gas station for a drink some bum will take what ever they can grab out of your car.
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>>719571891
>Implying slavery was only an American thing
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>>719573161
i could use a bow to hunt your deer. i could probably learn to make a bow.

and ya best weapon is a pen.
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>>719572580
Well that's good, best of luck to you anon, here's something to do while you're bound to a chair.
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>>719573310
>grows food
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>>719573408
You could, but do you? You could also ride a penny-farthing to work and hunt deer with a giant rubber dildo. It's certainly possible, anon.
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hunting deer with a bow is alright, you generally just sit in a tree stand all day
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>>719573805
A) i ride a chocobo to work
B) no ill be buying a bow like a weak unable human
C) i have better use for my dildo
C)
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>>719573936
Isn't silently sitting around all day pretty much what all hunting is? I've never been, but it sounds like a whole lot of boredom for...whatever the payoff is supposed to be. I don't oppose it or anything, mind you, it just doesn't sound like any fun.
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>>719574081
That's pretty much all it is. Unless you are tracking some animal. Most of the common hunts is just getting up before the sun, get to your spot And sit and wait.
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>>719573936
as much as i love bows, id ruin with this(pic) should of seen me in 1.6. fuckin monster kills left right and center
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>>719574251
>>719574081
should we get a 4chan hunt going?
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>>719574251
Now tracking seems like it could be more rewarding if you were good at it. I bet it's hard to learn though.
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>>719574260
id scout your ass all day long
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>>719574081
idk i do it for the meat. i like to keep the deep freeze full of meat. theres nothing better than moose/deer
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>>719574524
all i have to do you skin your toe.
i did prefer the autosniper anyways
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>>719574398
I never learned how to really track. The only time I did was when I shot a deer and it ran off so I just followed the blood trail. I bet actually tracking and finding your animal would be very rewarding.
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>>719574600
Oh yeah man, I don't get to eat deer very often but it is indeed god tier.
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>>719572247
Aren't vehicles used for the week too?
Cranes?
Boats?

Pretty silly to limit yourself to only what your body can do.
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>>719574776
lol pictures all the people floating around with out cars. looks pretty funny.
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>>719574398
in the nigger continent some people still survive from tracking hunting
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>>719575018
>the nigger continent
You couldn't just say Africa? You're trying a little too hard, anon.
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Lock doors, weapons within reach.

Not particularly afraid of fire but have fire extinguishers and don't usually light fires in the house.

Not skeered, just prudent.
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>>719574776
at least you arent full sheep yet and are still using your brain instead of watching murderporn all day and night
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>>719574636
you can move fast with scout. faster than with a knife
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>>719575366
did know about that perk
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>>719575553
didnt*
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>>719575553
>>719575553
i've been around since 1.3. i remember when we were forced to use steam for 1.6
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