Have you ever jerked it to a video game?

>>719542143
Who hasn't?

Me

>>719542337
wtf i never did

>>719542143
Gtav lap dance with two strippers

>>719542143
Fem Sheppard and Liara in mass effect

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>>719542143 (OP)
Gtav lap dance with two strippers

That and
The lady bartender from club malibu in vice city.

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I can't even play Bayonetta. I instantly become diamonds, have to cum then go to play again and the cycle repeats forever.

>>719542143
>drunk
>go home with chick I just met at bar
>start making out she's grabbing my dick
>knock at the door it's her ex dropping off sick kid
>serious case of blue balls and the chick is sleeping with sick kid
>call a buddy to pick me up he won't be able to for an hour or so
>see Xbox and games, play duke nukem for the first time
>slutty sisters appear on screen
>jack off and spill my seed on the coffee table and controller leave when friend arrives

Never been back to that bar again lol

I have a game I play sometimes; when I'm dead in Counter-Strike I fap for the rest of the round

>>719542143
So you've never heard of "All the Fallen", or "Lovers Labs"? What the fuck, are you 12 or Mormon? If the former, post nudes, if the latter, a cat is fine.

Banjo kazooie

>>719543425
So you give youself no chance to loose.

Serious Sam anyone?

Princess Peach, Super Mario 2...

... I'm not even kidding... Times were tough...

>>719542143
Fable 3 wife

Rumble Roses PS2. Felt so ashamed I broke the disc after

Super Mario 2?so you are 45 get off here and look after your kids. I'm in my 30s but wasn't thinking about sex that young

>>719544197
What are you gay?

>>719544045
I am... not above this.

>>719542143
My wife kind of looks like the ps3 renders of quiet so yeah it makes me think of her.

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>>719542143
New Vegas, Gomorrah

Yes deadspace

>>719544286
If he's 45 then his kids are probably old enough to look after themselves, you fucking idiot.

>>719544316
You know when you close 34 tabs after you jizz. Same feels when I broke the disc

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>>719544045
So, like... this got you off?

Princess Ruto in Ocarina of Time, in the Water Temple.
When I mistook Zelos for a chick.
Morrowind's better bodies mod, the dancer in Solstheim Castle.

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>>719544045
I fapped to Tifa from FFVII. Then they bought me a PS2 and Christie became my go-to girl. I probably spilled enough semen to fill the entire PS2 with my sperm in her name.

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>>719545413
>real grill

>>719542143
Skyrim, with a mod for naked chicks

>>719545660
Its just the real grill they used for the ingame grill...

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>>719545314
>>719545413
yeah, but when she was on Trailer Park Boys.

Never. I'm not so pathetic to fap to a 3d polygon.

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>>719544822
At that age a rock with a bit of a curve would have gotten me off...

>>719544286
Also mid 30s... But an early developer...

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>>719542143
Well....I had some x-rated video games (poor video quality)
And back in the day I did the nude patch for tomb raider (pic related)

The 90's were a dry time.
burning up 2400 baud modems on BBS images

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>>719546474
oh and Leisure Suit Larry

You punks will never know the pain of EGA

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>>719546694
Use Rubber - and it said: How ?

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>>719542143
Yes.

>>719545818
lol when she was like 9?

of course, i'm on b

>>719546827
We had all kinds of perverted stuff too.

I remember teaching a class at the university and one of the students had a GRASP file of the Flintstones fucking

>>719546694
Oh yea... Got caught jerking off at a friends house after playing this...

>Mass Effect
Mirandas Ass
>Uncharted 2
Chloes Ass

>>719546904
Gotta love Ralph's artwork.

When I first played paper mario 1000 year door I would stop frequently to jerk it to the blue ghost witch thing. Like when I would have it as a partner it was routine to hop on paheal and crank one out. First and only game that gave me a boner.

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>>719542143
More than I do to actual women.

>>719542143
I jacked off to a recording of a Star Citizen livestream on youtube once.

I really, really like spaceships apparently.

>>719547044
What? Story?

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>>719547157
This one BTW not the fat one. I have issues.

https://youtu.be/yJAaUrtiHjU
Had to fap

>>719547093

Bruh...Mass Effect had all the female asses on point, but Maranda's suit just flaunted everything.

no, but almost to the night elf female dance

>>719546003
2d for lyfe

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>>719547157
I thought it was just me, lmao

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