REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

I'm gay

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Pls

>>719525049
I'm gay but thank you anyway

i don't think so
my plan for the next 3 days is to stay in my room and play games

pls

>>719525049
Why am i doing this, i know it's a lie.

>>719525049
I have osteoporosis

please for the love of God

thank god

Wow look mam im le edgy kid
This is 100% real no fale 1 link mega

>>719525049
no hope reply

>>719525049
Reply

lets hope not.

Hitler was right

It won't happen

reply

Okay

>>719525049
But i dont want one

>>719525049
realy?

>>719525049
rolling for a girlfriend for v day.

>>719525049
Ok

yey finally

>>719525049
Here yah go.

gf

i am so lonely. plz.

>>719525049
I don't leave my house

Fuck no I won't, I don't know any girls

Hitler was right

1% chance this could happen prob

I wish

>>719525049
lies

>>719525049
I already have one, will I have two?

>>719525049
KILL ME IM DEAD

I N S I D E
N
S
I
D
E

This is my reply.
Hope that works

yeah boi

I guess

>>719526203
fuck you oliver, you'll never get a girl

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lies...

there be no hope

Go on then

>>719525049
doubt it but ok

Lets try it

Bazinga

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Wonder if I got one more chance

I prefer Sexfriend.

>>719525049
Stephanie here I come

>>719525049
But I already have a girlfriend

>>719525049
sure...

>>719525049
one can hope

>>719525049
Allright. I guess I could go for some fuckmeat from my new class.

kill me

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>>719525049

One day this may be true.

Oh fuck shit I have some kind of date this evening, now this thread, hopefully it's the universe giving me some luck, oh fuck mate i'm so lonely

I'm asexual tho

>>719525049
pls

>>719526719
good luck m8

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pls

I REPLY

LOOK I REPLIED

IM GOING TO BED EARLY I CANT WAIT FOR TOMORROW

>>719525049
B-but will she be a virgin too?

>>719525049
op is a liar

i know i will never have a girlfriend

My ex :)

I'm counting on you

WARNING! If you reply to this thread your mother will also die in her sleep tonight.

>>719525049
meaning i will grow another hand?

>>719525049
would be awesome..

If this works I'll give you guys every nude

Well my wife will be pissed tomorrow

Ayy lmao

>>719525049
memes

>>719525049
lel lets see

Puss

>>719525049
Why not

Ok, thx.

plz

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>>719526555
Trips Checked

>>719526838
Who is this? Seen pics of him but who is it tho?

I highly doubt that

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>>719525049
Thx op

>>719526820
Oh thanks man

k

>>719525049
never works :(

>>719525049
FOREVER ALONE MASTERRACE!!!!

I will never bang my sisters hot mexican friend and beat that pussy up like an 80's action movie.

>>719527291
Presisdant of US and A ?

lies

I have a poopfetish n also gay

is this how rock bottom feels like?

>>719525049
I'll believe it when I see it.

Please anon

let us see

>>719525049
Aye

This is sad, but I'll bite

>>719527899
no, if you think this is rock bottom, just wait it gets much, much worse.

remember you're here forever.

I'm 6 years old and also I'm gay

ok

>>719525049

Lying is a sin

verin

>gfpls

>>719525049
Ok

>>719525049
>impliying

xD

it will work

>>719525049
We'll see about that.

>>719525049
rolling

Please... Let this weird socially rejected retard get a girlfriend.

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sure why not

>>719525049
ok

>>719525049
It can be possible tho

>>719525049
NO ONE WILL TAKE MY VIRGINITY ONLY 3 YEARS LEFT

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Why not.

>>719525049
Already do, 2nd would be gold tho

>>719525049
niggers

>>719525120
for her sake ( and any family member ) i hope that is a henna tattoo

>>719527569
that is awesome... nice 69 get

>>719529041
you can actually hear that Asian high pitched little girl sounding ah ah ah

Need new fap material

Hope the wife doesn't find out then.

I am that desperate.

>>719525049
No, I won't. I'm not a desirable man.

I'm an asshole and don't participate as a contributing member to society.

I've never had an woman ever in my lifetime show any interest in me.

I'm avoided by women and men alike.

>>719525049
Yeah nah

ok lets go

>>719525049
all lies

I have no shame

>>719525049
reply

>>719530158
you should start a self help masturbation group... good way for you to make friends.

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I hope the wife doesn't mind.

ok

yes please

>>719525049
You said the same yesterday

Is meme magic real?

>>719530511
yes

>>719525049
For the sake of Moot

ok

>>719525049
idk

>>719525049
nice braces

I'm game.
By noon tomorrow I'll have a gf?
Cool.

desperate af

thx anon

>>719525049
k

>>719525049
Thank you god

>>719525049
tanks

Ok

finally, it's been a while.

Talking to one with a BF. Let's hope

pls

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>>719525049

I've reached the point where i am so desperate I'd pretty much do anything. Might as well take the time to reply...

>>719525049
im praying fam

>>719525049

Rollin

If this becomes true i'm gonna fuck a tree while yelling OBAMA IS BLACK

>>719531455
? It's not that hard to get someone.

if youre nearing impossibility just lower yours standards

I wish

Fuck it, got nothing to lose anyway

thanks

Yes pls.

>>719525049
Ehhh, y not?

K

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Lies.

I'll try

Hah u pce o fk

>>719525049
I'll take one pls

>>719525049
highly doubt it

Okay

Will they all be underage tho?

Yea why not

>>719525049
Why not

Done

If dubs this will be 100% failproof

>>719525049
Amen

pls miss k.

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>>719531965

>>719525049
replying to having a wife by tomorrow

>>719525049
Worth a shot

>>719525049
Work your magic /b/

>>719525049
K

>>719525049
hello

OK, why not.

ok

Fuck

I'm so happy I've seen this thread!!! oh my..

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HOLY FUCK

I'll wait till after Valentine's Day

Word

amen brother

Reply

here we go, finnaly gf again. that was easy

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>>719525049
hELLO

Haha

>>719525049
I'm married but perhaps it's time for a change

>>719525049
So weird that i knew this girl IRL

Spook

>>719525049
Pls. I'm on day 5 of NoFap.

>>719525049
I believe! KEK BLESS ME!

Gonna try

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>>719529436
ah yeah~~!

>>719525049
cool

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ok

oh yes please internet magic.

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Girlfriend here I come!

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>>719525049
A new one?

>>719525049
Thats gay mate

>>719525049
im not going to reply to this

>>719531799
ay bb wn sm fk?

pls

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>>719525107
Pls

hahahahahaha

>>719525049
I highly doubt that

Well I'm married, but alright!

Cool

me_irl

Hopefully she likes Gunpla too..

>>719525049
Breh

>>719533300
>>719533695
kool

Neat

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Will she take me back tho?

>>719525049
seems legit

roll?

>>719533970
Nyet

I'm the Senate

imma bench 6 plates tomorrow

>>719525049
If I don't get one, I'm going to sue your ass.

pls

Right...

At this point, you might as well count on meme magic.

yh k

>>719525049
pls

Pls

go for it

I WANT TO BELIEVE

>>719525049
Need a new slam piece

Red head Pls, may she be petit and a 5+/10

This thread appears every single day, I always come across it and reply for some reason
This only shows how desperate I am after all

>>719525049
yes

OKAY

i hope

i sure fucking hope so

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>>719525049
Excuse me

Gibe

>>719525049
okay

Let's see.

doubt it, but why not

YES PLEASE <3

believe it

>>719525049
ogog

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I liek pacnakse

I can't take the risk.

>>719525049
Meh, I doubt it but at this point everything else has failed. May as well do the online voodoo.

>>719525049
fuck it ill bite

>>719525049
Sure why not, lets give it a try.

Please god

0/11, lets make it 12

Ok

>>719525049
Alright

>>719525049
give it a try

Somehow, this seems unlikely. But we shall see.

wole Norberta

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i trust you op dont betray us

pls

Plz

I want to be alone, OP. It's over for me.

Fuck off. :^(

>>719525049
OK!

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numerical ouija

>>719525049
gf plz, thanks

>>719525049
pls

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>>719525049
we both know that it's just some attention-whoring, or something, but hey, I'm posting anyway.

niggers tongue my anus

>>719525049
I want to believe!

>>719525049
just fuck it

ok

Kk

Yes finally

I trust you!

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FFS ITS BEEN TWO WEEKS WHERE THE FUCK IS MY NEW GF

well here goes

>>719525049
Halp

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I want to believe

>>719525049
Hope she gets along with my wife

>>719525049
no fat chicks

>>719525049
pls

Sure op sure

>>719525049
meme magic is real

>>719525049
Replied to many of these threads and have not gotten any gf. This may be a scam.

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>>719525049
This is now a Pepe thread.

It could work lads may be this time

>>719525049
;-;

>>719525049
sure.

>>719525049
Oh shit I might actually lose my virgin card, not to that beast though.

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>>719525049

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Awwww yeeeee

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>>719525049

Please OP !

Praise Kek!

>>719525049
Lel

>>719525049
nice try

i believe

HOPE

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Bet.

>>719525049
no I won't
FUCk

>>719525049
pls

nothing to lose