Any weird fears? I personally am terrified of horses.

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>>719522668
to become gay

>>719522783
I have bad news for you

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>>719522871
what?

>>719522668
Your fear is well founded. Horses kill more people in Australia each year than any other animal.

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whatever this is

>>719522668
i fear dinosaurs.

>>719522988
that's truly weird and scary

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>>719522668
women

>>719522668
dogs
was bitten half to death when i was 3

Dead bugs

The way they disassemble...

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This fucking thing

>>719522988
Definitley disturbing.

>>719523101
>weird

I'm afraid of axe wielding murderess.

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>>719522668
Are you colombian?

>>719523121
Unfortunately only half

I know a girl afraid of the bananas. The smell can make her vomit

The deep dark sea.

>>719522668
I'm afraid of lightning and being kidnapped and tortured to death by a serial killer or sand nigger

>>719523121
how much of you is left then?

I fear not being able to find a bathroom when I need one

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>>719522668
going out and realizing I'm walking barefoot

>>719523636
2spooky4me

>>719522668
I am afraid of faggot OP's
oh shit
triggered

>>719523354
Fuck no why?

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>>719523741

I hate butterflies, they are just coloured moths and they are repulsive.

>>719522668
Basically any type of insect that crawls. Spiders especially.

>>719523919
So do you hate moths too then?

>>719523996
yes but i don't think that is considered weird.

>>719522668
Weak people make me shiver and vomit inside. moreso because I can't kill them.

>>719522668
Rabbits.

i hate pandas.

Becoming so obese I become a leech. Gaining until I need someone to come feed me and clean my disgusting wretched ass. I'm a 5'2, 96lb girl.

>>719523543
First part is fuckin retarded but the second part, so much yes. Fucking terrified of being a star of one of the isis videos. They literally just think of the worst shit ever and put people through it.

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>>719522668

>>719522668
I to share this fear.
>be little
>feeding horses grass
>bend down to rip grass out
>horse bites hair on back of head
>lifts me up off the ground by back of head

Now I just throw rocks at them and try to pee on them threw the fence

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>>719524383

>>719522668
Bees, dogs, bats, cats, monkeys and any other animal that can infect you with something leading to death
Also snakes, the deadly ones>>719522668

Getting stuck inside a water park slide.

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>>719524221

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Fear of this dubs.

Pineapples, when i was young i didn't know you had to peel them so i just took a big bite of spiky shit tearing my mouth open.
Yes i am retarded.

Butterflies, saw an episode of the Simpsons when I was very young where a butterfly burrowed under someone's skin.

I am afraid to be shot by a g-man in my kitchen. I'm into conspiracy theories.

>>719524742
It's a dam overflow spillway

I got near one once.
> be on shitty family vacation to lake of the ozarks
> it rains a fuckload
> rent a boat during brief moment of non-rain
> fuck around in the lake for a while
> notice a roaring noise
> seems like the lake is making that sound
> look around and can't see a fucking thing
> it's getting louder
> finally get close enough to see something weird on the surface of the lake
> curiosity
> notice a slight current towards it
> get close enough to see a fucking hole in the lake
> ftfo and make a hard turn and open the throttle cuz that fucking thing could swallow the whole boat
> there was 1 buoy near it warning people to stay away
> realize that confusing sensory input could have caused me to kill my whole family by accident
> nobody else seemed bothered so it might not have been a total waste

Whenever a bird flies overhead I try to avoid getting shit on. I'm pretty sure most of my fears are logical. Like random objects being projected from lawn equipment and potentially blinding you.

>me
>really young
>watched Beetlejuice
>dad resembles Beetlejuice
>beetledad is a twin
>uncle looks like beetlejuice too
>scared of my dad and uncle despite them doing literally nothing to hurt me at any point in time
>start to be less scared of them around 12
>they both die in a car crash
>9 years
>still paranoid they secretly knew i was scared of them and that they're going to come back and haunt me
>refuse to say either of their names because im scared ill summon them even saying their names once

>>719523121
Which half?

>>719523683
Just put a bag over 'it's' head

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The sensation of chewing on a dry sponge

Butterflies and moths

>>719525781
Hm, interesting. I have a cabin at the Ozarks, but I rarely go to far from my alcove.

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>>719522668
I don't really like horses either. I think they look cool in video games and movies but I'm extremely wary around them irl.
some of mine:
>owls
>squid
>bobsleds/longboarding/anything where you go really fast downhill
>being subjected to a lobotomy

The sensation of my teeth on a metal hallow pipe grinding away with the reverberations echoing through my bones.

>>719525487
Well, they don't actually do that >>719525489

>>719526302
One of my friends used to chew on wads of tin foil like it was gum. Makes me cringe just thinking about it

>>719526036
So what's it like having a vagina?

>>719526303
Thus it being a phobia. Phobia's are irrational, it's not wrong to fear things like horses or dogs.

>>719522668
I actually am too, anon. They're, big, muscular, and can tell if you're afraid.

>>719524383
How is that a fear when you weigh almost under what you should for your height?

>>719526459
Fears don't have to be rational you utter fucking retard

>>719526378
You can't have a phobia of something that has a 0% chance of occurring.

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Fun thread so far, but time to get serious

>>719522668
I have kosmemophobia aka fear of jewelry
But it's far more than just being uneasy around loose earrings n shit
I literally feel sick when someone shakes my hand and they wear a ring.

It's not the bacteria aspect because it doesn't bother me anywhere else.

Just fucking jewelry
It makes me sick and fearful.

Once my mum bought me a watch
A really nice watch
and the thought of wearing it so she wouldn't be offended made me dizzy.
I never wore it, it's still in its box.

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I don't have any weird fears but I get very uncomfortable thinking about caving in very tight conditions and being under ground in small spaces.

>>719526574
You must not be Jewish

>the fear that some day I will be apart of a government conspiracy
>try to tell my friends and family, but no one will believe me
>end up feeling alone and crazy
>and then get put into a loony bin because I won't stop till the government conspiracy is uncovered

>>719522988
>>719523069
>>719523289
It's just a weird ass art project you pansies.

>>719523046
What about modern day descendents of dinosaurs? Do you shit yourself whenever you see a chicken running towards you?

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>>719526662
This post is 100% authentic and correct.
I am uneasy around them too, but that's not weird is it?

>>719522668
Mr mckay?

>>719526565
Because you say so? Because Tons of psychologists say other wise. You better go and let them know that you're so much smarter and more educated they are and how wrong they are.

>>719523121
You are now half the man you used to be anon

That holographic plastic shit that makes moving images, that they used to put on trading cards and book covers back in the 90's.
It makes my fucking skin crawl, and touching it makes me feel physically ill.

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it's not THAT weird i guess but one of my greatest fears is losing my mind and not realizing that i'm losing my mind

>>719527146
The stuff where you run your fingernail over it and it sounds like unzipping your pants?

Shit, that shit goes through me too, but to a lesser extent

>>719522668
I have the worst fear of Moira Stuart, even since before I could talk she has plagued my very existence... :(

No pic, I'm too scared to Google her...

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Not sure if weird or not but I get horribly anxious whenever I have to drive. Afraid of bumping into cars while parking, afraid of hitting someone etc.

I'm a pretty new yet shitty driver so that might be the cause.

>>719523919
Look man I understand dislike and fear of bugs but saying butterflies are worse than moths is just silly. At least butterflies don't leave that weird dust shit wherever they crawl.

Also bright colors are nature's way of saying "you don't want to fuck with me bitch" so yeah, butterflies are obviously more badasses than bland mothfags.

>>719523636
"realising"

Remembering? Forgetting?

"HOLY SHIT, I KNEW IT, I'M BAREFOOTED!"

>>719522668
Beeing in dark waters. I never swim in seas or lakes.

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waking up to a bunch of these standing around my bed in the morning

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>>719523437
Better?

>>719526036
If you're afraid of summoning him why did you say his name 3 times in your post? (beetlejuice, not your dad or uncle's name, obviously)

>>719522668
Scorpions amd crawfish creep me the fuck out. I dunno why.

>>719526360
That seems horribly painful, I'm confused how anyone could even do that unless they have severe masochistic tendencies maybe.

>>719528060
I expressed the same level of revulsion, he says it's not painful and likes the taste of the metal

>>719527317
Yeah.
Even thinking about it gives me goosebumps.

>>719523437
I know a guy like that too.

Whenever I use my oven im afraid it will somehow fuck up electrically and blow up in a massive explosion taking me out

Treading water smack dab in the middle of the ocean...alone...at night. Nothing but black water surrounding me...who knows what the fuck lurking beneath me. Completely exposed

Pictures of sunken ships

>>719524698
>be a horse
>weird ass monkey thing giving me food
>notice some of the crunchy, delicious yellow food
>start eating
>really stuck in the ground
>stretchy as fuck too
>lift my head as far up as I can
>food is still stuck to the ground
>try for like 20 minutes

I'm afraid of being stuck in a feild with only the stretchy yellow food

>>719527824
Beetlejuice isnt real
but my dad and his brother were

>>719528118
Huh, maybe it only hurts if you have fillings. I guess that would make sense, I vaguely remember learning it hurt because the foil essentially completes a circuit sort of like licking a 9V battery would. I guess that would make sense because teeth themselves probably shouldn't be electrically conductive.

>>719529122
Ohhh yeah that's totally it. Weird as hell to think that's the reason but sure enough.

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>>719522668
GOD I FUCKING HATE PRUNED HANDS!!!

>>719525781
Why isn't this shit properly set off with fence?

>>719522668
what are you, a Wiper?

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>>719522668
I love horses, always had to go with me parents and my sis to the stables as my sister had a horse back then.

Grew up around them. Nice animals, i always seem to get along with them. Even horses which can get nervous around most other people.

Should've become a jockey but alas, i'm 2 meters in length.

>>719522988
It just looks like any fat girl that you could have a nice conversation with, only with horns and a fuzzy neck.

In fact, I'm sure that's what it is. That's probably the liberal arts student there in the costume.

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>>719522668
not sure if this counts as a weird fear, but they do scare me beyond belief

>>719523437
Comedian Jim Jeffries is deathly afraid of bananas, was on a radio show and they brought one out and he left the studio until they were done eating it.