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Just curious... Has /b/ ever fucked someone famous?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Just curious... Has /b/ ever fucked someone famous?
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I masturbated does that count.
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>>719519573
I hear Taylor Swift uses 4chinz, maybe she's fucked someone famous?
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>>719519573

i once fucked your mother

she was a lousy lay
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I don't think b has ever tucked somebody much less somebody famous.
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Fucked sarah silverman at a wedding in georgia.
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>>719519703
Speak for yourself, autistic virgin.
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>>719519656
But would she hook up with one of us?
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>>719519716
How freaky was she?
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>>719519573
I fucked pornstar Maryanne before she was famous. True story. Does that count?
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>>719519860
She was pretty good. Had a bush but it was trimmed (i dont mind a nice bush but not full 80s). Went 3 times in one night and she rode me to orgasm 2 of them. Shes also a screamer/scratcher/biter and she likes to be choked and her ass fingered in reverse cowgirl and doggy positions.
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>>719520056
Anal sex too?
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>>719520056
this week on "shit we make up" anon invents a story about fucking a jewess who looks really good with clothes on but naked is another story
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>>719519716
For some reason I actually believe this
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i fucked Kerry Strugg. She took the cock like a whore.
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>>719520056
Where did you cum?
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>>719520415
>Kerry Strugg
I've heard the olympics is essentially an orgy
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>>719519573
I have no way of proving this but I have legit fucked Britney Spears. It was in a club in Las Angeles.. about 7 years ago now.
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>>719520415
details?
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>>719519573

A few...Hayden Panettiere, Ivy Supersonic when she was younger, Jewel before she got famous.
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>>719520530
I'm from AZ and we went to private school together. I knew her from way way way before she as famous. she was kind of a goody 2 shoes. then she confided in me about shit that happened to her during gymnastics training (hue hue) and i parlayed that into being the guy she trusted when she came home from UCLA on breaks. fucked a lot. total whore. then she moved to DC and i never saw her again. I think she's married now.
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>>719520221
Im sure she would but i didnt stick it in her ass

>>719520318
Go back to /pol/

>>719520347
It was a celebrity wedding, i didnt recognize the couple but there were a lot of big names there. I work for the catering company and we just kinda hit it off.

>>719520427
Came in her pussy twice and on her stomach once.
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>>719520652
>Hayden Panettiere
Is she "that" insane as rumors said?
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>>719520652
And how many times a week to you have these wet dreams?
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>>719520427
She came in his pussy.
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>>719519573
Hi, Dan.
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Not me, but my wife has fucked a few pro athletes and a rapper.
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Buff naked
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>>719521602
Hey Kanye
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>>719521714
KEK
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I once fucked a well known British TV personality.
She's mature with an amazing arse.
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>>719519573
I fucked pic related when we were both at wyotech.

She was one of like three grils in the whole school that was fuckable.
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>>719520649
how was she?
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>>719519573
>Has /b/ ever fucked someone famous?

You serious? 4chan is full of mentally ill people, lonely faggots (one of them) and you ask if someone here fucked FAMOUS person? lmao.
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>>719522363
She was alright. A little more reserved at first. Massive turn on when I finally got her to beg me for my cum.
She gave head like a fucking pro though .
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>>719520427
on the ipad screen
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>>719522055
I'd kill my self too if my name was Combs.
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>>719522573
>ipad

Keke
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>>719522518
I bet she gives a great tittyfuck lol
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>>719522573
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>>719519573
rose mcgowan at the end of 2013

met at a bar in soho and she had a place in north jersey
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Not really "famous", but a buddy of mine and I tag teamed Capri sun girl.

>pic related
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>>719519573
stop posting her, she fucks black dudes and is a massive coal burner. Stop promoting cuck culture.
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>>719522656
Yeah. That was pretty good. Only fucked her twice. Didn't really know who she was to be honest or else I'd have done more.
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>>719522679
lmao that counts
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>>719522735
cuck has nothing to do with interracial sex

but you dont care do you
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ITT: Filthy lying virgins
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I fucked Bieber a few years ago. Believe it or not. His dick was OK, but he couldn't keep it up.
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>>719522805
>projection
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>>719522624
Underrated, not sure anybody on here remembers that gold.
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>>719522804
We both know interracial sex how turned into a completely different thing now, don't we? It's no longer just "interracial sex" it's:
>BLACKED
>CUCKED
>WIFE BREEDING
etc etc.
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>>719519573
I dated Margot Robbie back in 2007.
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>>719522851
>says the lying virgin.
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>>719519573
I fucked Julia Stiles years ago, that pussy leaked something a lot.
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>>719520789
Everyone in Tucson is a whore. I used to work right down the road from her gym. An ex of mine used to go to gymnastics with her.
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one of the REACT girl that just recently got to the Teens react category
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>>719522679
greentext for science
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>>719520523
Las Angeles
Las
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>>719522887
>yes
>no
>no

are you retarded?
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>>719519573
I've told this story a few times in these threads, but whatever. She was locally famous before you read on just fyi.

>be me
>go into local bar/grill
>become regular
>going in three nights a week at least
>chilling one night getting shit faced while eating
>local news anchor lady comes in
>orders some girly drink and some food
>offer to pay for her shit because gentleman
>she accepts
>end up spending around $150 on her drinks
>she thanks me and heads off
>fucking buzzkill man
Fast forward about two weeks
>she comes back in
>she remembers me
>do the same thing again
>another $200 down on drinks
>she's shitfaced
>make our way to her car
>drives us to her house while drunk
>fuck like savages right on the couch
>bust my nut inside
>she passes out and I freak out because came inside
>flee into the night to local park and call buddy for ride

Kept going to same bar and grill because I'm retarded. Ran into her a couple more times but neglected to talk or offer any drink buying. She eventually stopped coming in. I still go to that bar and grill to this day.
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i heard faye reagan is now a hooker working in las vegas for 200$/hour

if i'd live near LV i'd do her all the time


apart from that, i actually fucked the blonde girl of this group
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luttenberger*Klug
not what i'd call famous but hey
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>>719519606
Yes Taylor, it does.
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>>719523030
And her name...
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>>719522518
>got her to beg me for cum
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Fucked an upcoming playwrite... but famous? No.

>INB4 Name
Not saying names.
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>>719519573
i fucked a girl who was one of the contestant in my local version of hell's kitchen.

i fucked my representative/mayor ( before he was elected) .

I had multiples 3some with a guy who own a soccer club and some of his girlfriends

i fucked in gang bang this porn actress : http://www.pornhub.com/pornstar/megane

Met a couple of people in orgies who were famous enough to have a wikipedia page but not enough to be recognized in the street ( like a sculptor, some journalist, a guy who directed and produced documentaries).
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>>719522898
in all the lying virgins
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>>719522659
So after her face was disfigured by a carcrash?
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>>719523133
I'll do you one better.

http://www.koamtv.com/
Tawnya Bach the 4th in header photo.

Live just outside Joplin where she does the news.
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I hugged someone famous after I saw them at a play... But that's as far as it got.
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Fucked a bitch who has an IMDB profile and played an extra in movies like the matrix

does that count?
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>>719520523
My crush since forever. Please tell me she was good lay.
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>>719519573
I banged Carrie Fisher.
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>>719522848
So you werent hitting his prostate?
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>>719523337
yup. Name? Was she any good?
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I stuffed this skank before she turned gay.
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Doesn't *really* count as famous but I fingered and got bj from Erin Cebula, a Canadian tv presenter or some shit (I'm not Canadian). It was during a press junket for a shitty tv show in Hawaii, some years ago. She was the only hot one of the entire press corps. Most of us went on a boat ride the last evening with sunset and cocktails. Got shit faced pretty fast. Lots of laughs and cuddles and innocent touching. Went to restaurant with entire group. Got shit faced some more. Ended up fondling and kissing in a bathroom stall. Neither of us came.
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>>719523413
This is fishy
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>>719523000

>Be 6'4" white dude who lost a lot of weight over the summer
>Hang out with asian friend who helped me lift
>Still beta af inside but my friend has his way with words
>Go to a party one day and see her there
>spaghetti.png
>Friend of mine knows her but didn't know about Capri sun
>Get talking with her over some drinks
>"So what do you do for a living?"
>"Oh, I do videos on the internet"
>sides in orbit, but contain my laughter
>Pull my friend aside and tell him that she is super famous on /b/ due to capri sun meme
>"Damn I just thought she was a youtuber, no wonder she's so secretive about it"
>Decide to go for it, and go big
>Keep talking to her and friends, drinking games start
>Never have I ever
>This is the chance
>We talk about all kinds of explicit topics for a bit, and the party eventually starts to wind down
>At this point, my buddy and her have made out on the couch, I was kinda talking to a different chick that was there, but she only seemed semi-interested
>My buddy suggests that her, her friend and i could go to his place and hang out there
>The chick that was with me nope'd out so it was just us 3
>Things kinda devolved from there
>She definitely knew how to give head, but she smokes a lot and tasted like an ash tray when kissing her
>She knew how to take a D but wasn't particularly wet
>Overall 8/10, would do again
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I dated abigail breslin for a year, so it was the whole thing. Interesting seeing that side of the world when you are a nobody lol
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I preformed with some little cunt who does Jahova's wittness TV comercials... He was a little bitch, and I ended up hitting him.

"Famous" basically makes you a stuck up bitch who goes too far in thinking you're a god when everyone else in the show was better than you.
TL;DR, Famous people suck. in both fucks and attitude.
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>>719523544
Wouldn't have dared fuck him though.
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>>719523466

Will never name her because it could come back to me but she was a fucking insatiable fuck

As a dude I used to think that sex was something that men did to women, but this was the first time I had a slut milk me dry then, i shit you not, she had us scisor so she could fuck my leg while she played with her ass

She's also done quite a bit more than just an extra on the matrix but i'm not going to risk her profile being located

Hosted a show on discovery once... no more will be said
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>>719523066
All modern day pornstars fuck "fans" for cash now retard. Thats nothing new.
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>>719523507
cool story
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>>719523413
- 's corpse
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>>719519703
truth

>/b/ ur a buncch of fucking losers who prolly never seen a Vagina IRL stop posting ur fake shit and getting off to it

>desperate losers
>kys shitkids
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>>719522912
We made love for a week while she stayed in NYC, We would just fuck for hours, she is so passionate. Lover, so giving,
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Fucked Taylor Swift after I met her after a gig.

If you call me a liar then you're a faggot
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>>719523656
Well then dye my hair and fuck my ass.
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>>719523635
I used to think that, but I post here, so I think more people like me post here.
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>>719523489
Im a janitor in the hospital that she died in, and I was mopping the morgue when
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>>719523656
Taylor here, he's probably telling the truth I guess whatever.
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>>719523656
>fucking a trap
Of course I believe you. That's too disgusting to not be true.
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>>719523468
No wonder she turned gay faggot
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>>719523785
I'mma need to call /B/ S

Pic with KAS written instead of timestamp.
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>>719523656
You didn't fuck her you liar.
If you call me a faggot you are a liar
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>>719523767
I lost. dammit
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>>719523897
Taylor also here, I can confirm the other poster is also me.
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>>719523897
It was a couple of years ago.
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>>719523940
Kek
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What if this was false
>>719523656

But this was true?
>>719523785
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Never saw her, but when I was at college I remember when a wild rumor went around campus that Miranda Cosgrove (Icarly) was in a massive gangbang with the entire football team at a campus party lol
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>>719523929
the old switch-a-roo
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>>719523940
>>719523952
I'm asking for "Taylor" to prove. I don't trust you either, but eh...
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>>719523811
true that
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>>719524044
I'm the real Tay Tay and I can confirm that I'm allergic to ink and paper. Can't timestamp for you :(
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>>719523815
Lol that's a "new" one... Jackass...
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>>719519656
lol
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Fucked a popular tumblr feminist.

No I am not proud. But "Doesn't matter had sex"
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>>719519573
I fucked a girl that fucked a famous person. Does that count?
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>>719524044
Taylor, Sharpe in the pooper
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>>719523897
Taylor again, I don't take orders from some faggot off /b/
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Hey TAYLOR, TITS OR GTFO you know the rules
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>>719524107
Do it with redlipstick on your tits.

you seem to be able to use both of those.
>>719524174
Get rekt, tits or gtfo you cunt.
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>>719519573

Dan ''The Van Man'' Schneider is a lucky dude
for hitting that
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Had sex with lady red, an old hip hop artist from new Orleans. Got a bj from diamond from crime mob. Gave the dick to once of the wealthyist men in new Orleans wife. Asked enya if I can pee in her butt. Honestly that was the most scared I have ever been. The cold blank stare from that woman gives me chills just thinking about it again. Before yall start asking. I'm a ghost writer and probably wrote alot of your southern artist favorite songs
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>>719523413
I knew Harrison Ford was a /b/tard
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>>719523656
Faggot derailing the thread.
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>>719524214
Real Tay here again. Can't because I'm flat as a board and have no tits. Also just ran out of lipstick.
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l fucked a girl who was on the real world lmao not really famous, retarded ya
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>>719524140
NOT Annita Sarkesian
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>>719524284
He is samefagging so hard that is not funny.
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>>719524314
KEK
>Out of redlipstick
Everyone knows she has more lipstick than talent.
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>>719524260
What's his name again?
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>>719519573
I dated abigail breslin for a year, so it was the whole thing. Interesting seeing that side of the world when you are a nobody lol
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>>719524375
Excuse me, its Taylor, and I am not same fagging, but those other guys are the real Taylor too.
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REAL TAYLOR HERE AND STOP ACTING LIKE ME!
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>>719524148
Yeah
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>>719524485
I dated abigail breslin for a year, so it was the whole thing. Interesting seeing that side of the world when you are a nobody lol
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>>719524567

HOLY SHITT IT'S REAL TAY TAY
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>>719519573
you're mom
the most famous hoe in town xDDDD
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>>719524567
Yep, checks out
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>>719524545
>>719524567
>>719524608
Honestly, what's the point of samefagging? Who cares about it?
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>>719524597
>I dated abigail breslin for a year, so it was the whole thing. Interesting seeing that side of the world when you are a nobody lol
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>>719524586
Well then I guess I fucked Charlie Sheen
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>>719519573
The queen of england
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>>719524666
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>>719522036
The Vord?
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I fucked 2 times person of the years.
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>>719519606
Not Taylor Swift. I know because it was me.

>>719523785
Claims to be Taylor Swift
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>>719524725
Enjoy your HIV
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Lol satan is a faggot
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>>719524666
You've upset me and my friend :(
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>>719524666
That's a good question, actually. But this is /b/. The most autistic people post here. Nobody knows for sure.
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>>719524887
No kidding. I got tested right after she told me. Ugh.
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>>719524010
wth! story of this?
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>>719524263
Details
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>>719522036
If it was Carol Vordermann i'll applaud you good sir.
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Everyone else is a lying piece of shit, but I actually got a blowjob from Taylor Swift once (it was before she got famous).

she turns into a perfect little whore, on her knees and everything but goddamn she's all fucking teeth. I mean its great she was enthusiastic about it but it was the worst bj i've ever gotten in my life.

I have a pic of me and my sis seeing her after a show somewhere here, i dunno if she recognized me or not.
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>>719525015
>>719524816
Best pic of her arse gets the story
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>>719519716
Holy shit, I fucked Sarah Silverman after a party in LA
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>>719519573
just rachel ray
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>>719525015
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7r9CkIRM4g
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>>719524745
I can see Prince Phillip being on /b/.
Probably responsible for half of /pol/
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>>719524866
Kek
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I had sex with rihanna when she was in highschool

Of course nobody is going to believe me.
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>>719524010
Was her cuck Dan Schneider with her?
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I fucked captain Janks from the Howard stern show. Guy is a total freak. Really weird for a gay guy
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>>719521602
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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take a
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>>719519573
A sort of FWB thing with her for 3 months a decade ago
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3664342/?ref_=fn_al_nm_2
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>>719525277
>cuck
>Dan Schneider
Blasphemy!!! He is God among men.
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>>719525283
I fucked Captain Philips from the Maersk Alabama, he's a freak for a merchant mariner from Massachusetts.
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Ehh, made out with Justine Frischmann from Elastica in the mid-90s. Got hit on by Brian Molko from Placebo but lol not gay.

I was a bit of a prude, I guess. Now I'm old, fat and unattractive and I wish I'd taken every chance.
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>>719525317
Autistic works of friction
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Anal with a woman who just the week before had broken up with a guy in the top 10 singles billboard. He was all about vagina and I find the guy repulsive, so I picked her buttflower.
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>>719524608
no its becky
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>>719525626
To fuck Brian Molko? Youre so fat and disgusting and insecure now that you wish you had let a gay dude fuck you?
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>>719525764
Nah, the former not the latter.
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my ex is a kinda big porn star.

the fame gets annoying when we hang out sometimes. being famous doesnt make them better in bed.

roobiroyal.
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>>719525896
>my ex is a kinda big porn star.
I see what you did there
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>>719525896
name?
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I fucked an okay looking Judo Olympian Japanese Girl. when she came to the US to train for a few weeks. She just clicked with me and got along very fast, went out once then we were fucking almost daily for weeks.
She was famous in japan, her town and the female judo community.
we were together for about 6 months
then we just got busy and stopped talking.
Last I heard she was opening her own school or helping someone opening a school.
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>>719526049
Anytime I need to see your face, I just close my eyes And I am taken to a place where your crystal mind and Magenta feelings take up shelter in the base of my spine Sweet like a chic-a-cherry cola
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>>719519573
I fucked a suicide girl on my 17th birthday, does that count?
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>>719522885
I still watch it. It's all still on YouTube.
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Fucked The Queen back in 33 bitch loved anal one of the royal guard caught us once...... she ended upgetting dp
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>>719526224
Did you pay for it?
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>>719526049


Closes I ever got to fucking somebody famous was I fucked a chick that fucked an Olympic Freestyle Wrestling Champion.

The cool thing was she said I was a better and more athletic fuck than him and my dick was bigger. Pumped up my ego man.
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>>719523507
You broke rules 1 and 2 mate
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I fucked Rachel Ray one night. Wasn't all that great even tho she does try. Looked like she shaved with a butter knife.
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>>719523528
I love her. Did she send u nudes?
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>>719524260
>>719524406

Dan "The Hymen Rider" Schneider
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>>719520056
Okay... false alarm
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>>719519573
I've fucked Sandra Bullock back in the late 80's.
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>>719527614
too ugly. feel sorry for you
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>>719523066
Cause she got chased out of porn because she has warts and a drug addiction.
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>>719527755
Back then she was hotter. I think to this day she still wants me.
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My girlfriend sucked off that rapper Chingy while he was getting fucked by some (apparently not very attractive) tranny.
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>>719525152
She's seen that. Loves it.
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>>719528305
How so?
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>>719519573
i almost fucked Prettyboyfredo's sister? does that count? although i didn't know who she was till after i ignored her rip.
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I smelled Proxy Paige's feet
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I was fucked by a famous black man for 8 years
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>>719523635
I have seen a vagina
It looks like the inside of a bird's mouth
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I fucked crooked hillary pretty hard
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>>719523413
Hey Harrison. You like snakes?
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Fucked Natalie Dormer back in 2005-6 on a trip to Spain. She was quite fun outside of the sack. Somewhat reserved in it.
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>>719520798
bullshit
also you're retarded
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Sort of. Fucked ogus's ex at a house party
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>>719528891
I don't know really. I think I fucked her way too well. Or maybe because there was no closure between us. A friend told me she still gets confused when my name comes up.
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>>719522055
>fuckable
Please review the photo you posted.
Thanks,
Abraham J. Goldstein
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>>719529618
when she was 9? gross.
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>>719524010
Honestly surprised that post don't get more replies. That's a very big thing.
Any details?
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The pope
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>>719529560
dat file name
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>>719523635
Wanted to read greentext of you fucking Zayn, that would have been something, incredibly disappointing.
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>>719530235
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.
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>>719529560
good job donnie.
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>>719520523
and yet no details worth mention?
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do porn stars count? have known a few in vegas doing my job.
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was with rooney mara in school, we fucked 2 or 3 times. 4 years ago i fucked her sister kate. i also had sex with kirsten dunst and jessica szohr.
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>>719519573
I fucked a Scottish Burberry Dior model. Terrible sex, came in like 2 min
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>>719519573
Saw her on Eric Andre the other night.
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>>719522804
fucking nigger detected
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>>719531407
>tfw
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I fucked Marilyn Monroe
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>>719521714
Fuckin lost
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>>719533492
She has a monkey face, but her body is amazing... jesus
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>>719519573
i had sex with briana evigan. was the best fuck in my life.
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>>719534473
bush?
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>>719535049
sometimes. we fucked all 4-5 weeks from 2011-2015.
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I fucked pornstars Alex tanner, and kasmine cash when she was escorting. In 2004 I fucked and ugly but still wet Courtney love at the house of blues in LA
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>>719534268
I think her face is plenty cute
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>>719523413
Hey Harrison.
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my girlfriend works at club that is popular with visiting NBA players. Often she doesn't cone home, can't contact her for a night/day.... i just want to kill her. She says nothing happens but she defiantly doesn't let me fuck her for a day or two after her vanishing act. I'm positive she does because one of her work mates says she is all over a player when they're here.

i need to leave her. :-(
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>>719533876
i fucked marilyn manson
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>>719536156
Shut up bitch
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>>719536361
True Story
She sucked. Didn't move much
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>>719535841
>He had threesomes with the icarly girls and I never will
fuck
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I got sucked off by Dakota Fanning in a pub bathroom last year. Thats it tho
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>>719522736
need pics as proof anon.
don't even care if nn. just need oc.
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>>719519573
I fucked wannabe porn star Sophia Grace. Post your kik and I'll send you the video
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>>719535841
don't think so
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>>719519573
>has /b/ ever fucked someone

Fixed it for you.
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>>719519573
I had sex with Scarlett Johansson twice. The second time we did anal. Ask me anything.
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>>719538314
what's it like being with Blake Lively now Ryan?
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won't be known to anyone who's not norwegian, but I had a one night stand with her about 9 years ago after meeting her in a club.
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