What do I do? I invited a girl from tinder to go on vacation

kick her ass out nigga, don't take her back either

>>719515792
You sound like such a fucking beta. Kick that bitch out.

>>719515792
Yes ask her to leave.

>>719515792
Well, I mean, you can't fuck her, but you can certainly throw her out.
If you agree to payment and don't pay, that's an issue.
Don't delete the conversations where you negotiated that.

>>719515792
also don't let her fuck you to stay after you made the threat to kick her out, could be spun into rape case

>>719515792
then charge her rent or kick her out
fuck OP how are you even confused about what to do

>>719515792
why wouldnt you be allowed to throw her out of your place whenever you want?

>>719515874
There's no legal obligation for him to keep her there anyway.

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Murder her, then fuck her dead body a few times while she's still warm.

Then throw her out.

If cops end up getting involved for some reason I think that might be a little prostitution charge, I'm no cop, feel free to correct me buuuuyut

>>719515792
Roofie her drink and go to town on it

>>719515792
just throw her out nigger

it's no like she can call the cops, or the cops can do anything if she does

you don't need a reason to throw someone out, just do it

>>719515792
where in FL, OP?

yes

kick her ass to the curb

>>719515792
you transported her for sex across state lines?

sucks to be you

>>719515792

Pick up her stuff throw it out the door
Throw her out the door

also do it fast before she invites Chad and turns your house into the cuckhose.

>>719515972
I bet you throw cardboard in the rubish too
if you're killing a slut you may as well recycle her

make a skin lamp, use her as fertilizer
at least she might be good for something even if she did jack shit in her lifetime

>>719515978
Doubtful, could be a sexual harrassment charge though if OP persued the original deal though.

>>719515978
You only get prostitution charges for soliciting sex publicly, is two individuals make a private arrangement its perfectly legal

>>719515792

don't give up yet, marijuana and a film, cuddle the fuck up and the drug does the rest

>>719515792
>I'll fuck you if you take me on that vacation
You should have fucked her already

>>719515792
How dumb are you? She doesn't want to fuck YOU. she's already fucking 2 of your friends idiot.

>>719515792
Throw her out

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>>719515792
Holy shit this is amazing. What a fucking retard you are. You got played so god damn hard.

Since you gave me a good laugh I'll throw some suggestions out for you. If you got there by plane. Make her buy her own ticket back or just leave her. If you drove, just kick her out of the house. Do it subtly though. Say you all are going shopping. Then slip away from her and leave her at the store.

>>719516156
I really don't think that's true, dude.

Granted, I also don't think prostitution would apply in OP's case, but if you arranged money for sex by text, that's still prostitution.

>>719515792
Did she provide her own transportation to get there?

Sucks to be you. Cut her vacation short.

Did you provide her transportation to get there?

Sucks to be her, she'll have to find her own way back.

>>719515792
>I have a place down in Florida

So yes, you can kick her out. It is your property and she is if not invited by you trespassing on your property. I would say your moral compass is fucked up if you would do that but then again... you met over tinder... then agreed to let her stay at your place if you can "fuck" her as payment and she agreed, so yea... no point in involving moral compass here at all.

A deal is a deal

>>719516088
I hear the Nazis were fond of recycling, skin lamps, Soap

>>719515792
get her very drunk, where in Florida?, I may be able to help you out.

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>>719515792
Yea nigger kick her out.
Even better plant some of your guy's stuff in her luggage and call the cops.
You better not pay for anymore of this bithces shit and you better leave her thot ass behind

>>719515972
This
Make sure no one will miss her

>>719516338

doesn't matter had sex

>>719515792
If she doesn't hold her end of the deal, leave her ass there n let her find her own way home.

>>719516265
My law professor literally told my class this, just use your brain. Public solicitation of sex for money has a negative impact on your community assuming its done in the stereotypical street corner way. If I make a deal with a friend that says she will blow me if I give her 20$ who gets harmed? No one

>>719516295
the man even got a few v2's out of the jews

if only they could have made a liquid fuel out of the jews, we would have made it to the moon by 1960

imagine if we burned a thousand jews every time we put a satellite into orbit

Just cause an argument between you and her then use it as an excuse to send the bitch packing..

>>719515792
tell her to gtfo of your property and if she doesn't then call the cops. It's trespassing I believe

>>719515874
not an enforceable contract dumbfuck.

>>719516486
>My law professor literally told my class this
So my professor one told my class that black people where a superior race and would kill all whites within 5 years...... that was 10 years ago

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get this shit asap used

OP here I have an important question. Is what i did illegal ( offering here to stay at my place for sex) I dont want to be charged with prostitution or rape. She bought here own plane ticket and to go down and back up btw.

>>719516486
I'm not saying someone gets harmed, dude. You should know that's not necessarily how the law works.

>>719515792
wait until she leaves for the day then lock her ass out. leave her shit on the porch. text her and tell her to come get her shit. Leave the house and video from car in the street. If she tries to break in or fuck stuff up call the cops.

>>719516746
Don't live in Murrikastan, so not sure of the exact laws, but I really can't imagine it's illegal.

>>719516746
If you were the 1 who offered, uh not sure ain't a lawyer, but I guess it would be better if she offered.

>>719516705
Yeah but was yours a law professor? No? Didn't think so

>>719516486
did your law professor teach you about malum prohibitum?

>>719516705
So we need an extension.

>>719516746
its solicitation. you can google the florida criminal statute.

>>719515792

Kick her out.

Or, wait until she goes out, leave all of her shit out.

I know the you issue...
You just don't wanna look bad in front of the other people there.

Buy her flowers and a ring to convince her to give some sex

>>719515978

You brought her to your house in hopes of fucking her.

Its not payment, you expected a sexual relationship and didn't get one, you don't want her as a friend so she leaves.

You didn't hit it off, you can ask her to leave.

>>719517021
doesn't matter OP, if she would call the cops on you she would as well get arrested

>>719516746

Is there a record of the conversation?

What did you pay for exactly? Transportation? That might be another charge.

The story is this: you wanted to hook up, invited her while you hit on her heavily, she agrees to come over but you don't hit it off so it's time for her to go.

Ok retard OP

Post the damn convo so it can be reviewed and assessed for guilt/innocence.

We really can't help you until you do this.

While you're at it let us see the slut you are risking it all for.

>>719516263
beta... why not just literally throw her the fuck out??? afraid she might be mad?

>>719517164
But if he admits he was letting her stay there before, he has to go through civil eviction. That takes a month.

>>719515792
the fact you tried to make this 'agreement' was a desperate mistake...you invite them down to stay no expectations and if it happens it happens...like fishing, itll take casting a few lines but it'll work eventually. You may be able to recover but just being nice and hanging out...she may bring it back on the table in her head as long as you don't mention it or didn't blow it already

kick her ass out

>>719517312
>>719517164
OP here. I didnt straight out say fuck me and ill let you stay here i just said "im bring down a girl to have fun and fuck"

>>719517312
I didnt buy anything for her. She bought the plane ticket and thats all we really needed.

>>719515792
Yes.

>>719517379

There's no eviction without contract or rent.

She's a house guest and she can leave immediately.

>>719517521


Kick her out. She can't damage you without hurting herself and she won't be able to affect you at all. It'll be a shitty day, but it should be over in a day.

Get her out of there. Kick her out, lie and then lock turbidity behind, but get her out.

>>719516486
aussie law fag detected. law school there is like a 4 year bachelor program.

>>719516187
Depserate fag found. Just kick her arse out. Find her friends. Fuck them. Send her the pics.

>>719515861
Desperation move. Accomplishes nothing to the situation except being a bigger pussy that her.

>>719515853
Actually he is beta and the girl saw it and he entered the friend zone. How does your suggestion help that situation? Let's analyze the recommendation.

>>719517694
So let her stay? Is that what you're saying?

>>719517639
>There's no eviction without contract
agreeing to let her stay is a contract genius. thats why he can't say that. Even squatters have to be evicted once they establish residency.

Only prostitution if she gets something of monetary value in exchange for sex.

Wow you're such a creep, hope she burns your place down.

>>719517818

Residency isn't established within a few days and with him right there. That's an entirely different situation.

Your house guests do not have a right to stay in your property, genius.

>>719516745
go away spam faggot bot. No one believes your shit.

>>719517909
cumdumpster detected

tits or gtfo

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>>719516746
Why would you be worried about that? Fake ass story.

This is a bait thread. Abandon.

post her pics OP
and her tinder

>>719516295
Never happened. US Army psy-op in order to propagate the false narrative of the evil nazis. Get learned faggot

>>719517934
Youre talking out your ass. If he tells the cop he was letting her stay there but now wants her to leave, the cop will say its a civil matter. Then the only recourse is eviction.

>>719515792
Slave her and use her for your sex fantasy.

>>719518037
this

unless OP is just full of shit like usaul

>>719515792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGKn9g_uvYA&list=PLBdLgzFjnTwcUWKS-OXOE99LvteldzPxB&index=10
Sexual Favours-The Exploited

>>719518152

Yes, that would be incredibly stupid. Talking to a cop about his botched fuckbuddy house guest.

Alternatively, he can kick her out, and not worry about civil proceedings from a bitch that can't even get a place to live or has the decency to give op a bj in lieu of rent.

OP, get her out, lock the door behind her. Let HER get the "this is a civil matter" line from a cop. She has no legal recourse, and no financial resources to obtain legal assistance.

>>719515792
>vacation BEFORE payment
dun goofd
Also your friends are fucking her

>>719518152
You have to lock her and her shit out and tell the police she never had permission to stay overnight and is trespassing. But if he admits she had spent the previous nights there they may still say its a civil matter.

>>719518464
I did fuck her a few times before we went down.

>>719518509
Post her tinder

>>719517643
Obviously not Australian, I have the internet speed to post to an image board

>>719518610
New Z?

Just rape her already. Stop being a pussy.

>>719518599
Im not going to post her tinder, i dont want a bunch of autismos finding out who i am and sending me pizza's or swatting me.

>>719518713
Good guess but no Australian law school is plan B for asshats who can't get into NA law schools

>>719518752
all the drama would drive her out atleast

Tell her to fuck off
Don't fuck her after you tell her to leave though, shell tell everyone you forced her

>>719518836
I interviewed an Aussie law student for a clerk job at my US firm. She showed up with greasy hair and lipstick on her teeth. Spent the whole interview slagging on the US. We all laughed about her afterward.

Op here
I will just wait till tomorrow
And I will just be able to grab her by the pussy

>>719515792
post her pics and fb, then kick her out

>>719519934
No

>>719515792
Drive her to another city
Everyone goes their separate way and agree to meet back at the car in the afternoon
Just go back to the car right away and leave her ass
Or lose her in a mall if she doesn't leave

>>719515792
Who's names are on the lease?

They dictate who stays and who goes.

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>>719515792
op just take her on a nice ride around and engage pussygrab mode on a secluded road out of the way. Whats she gonna do anyway? Jump out of the car?

Nah more likely she will submit if you make it clear to her you are in control of the situation and grab that pussy in the passenger seat.

If she submits once she will do it again, just take it slow. Grope her up and down, slap her ass hard enough to sting, tell her what a good job she's doing gulping down your load and tell her how good she looks when wearing revealing clothes

tldr: Most women do like a little force from men, it make's them subconsciously submit to the dominant male like the good little cumdumpsters they truly are inside

Also look at this picture, do you think she fantasizes about his horse cock giving her a good pounding?

>>719517356
I know it's beta, I figured those would be the only ways OP would be able to do it.

>>719516075
Lol underrated post

>>719516705
Liberals arts professors aren't real professors.

>>719515792
fuck your'e dumb, shes gunna fuck you eventually. why would someone swindle their way into a vacation with a bunch of strangers. she just doesnt want to be a slut and fuck you instantly. just dont be a dick and you'll get some pussy eventually. put your time in you lazy fuck

>>719517639
>There's no eviction without contract or rent.
Wrong. In most states an occupant is considered to have residency if they've been in the property for 10 days, regardless of lease agreement.

It isn't rape if they moan by the 3rd stroke

I had a bitch pull this shit on a camping trip. I ended up leaving her in the middle of a national forest with no cell service and 100 miles from the nearest town. Fuck that useless cunt.

>>719524419

Which isn't the case either.

There was no even be a case. She'll be out and moving on to the next sucker.

Rape her, tie her up, gag her, and dump her in the Everglades. The gators will take it from there.

>>719524755
What happened to her? Did you hear from her again?

>But now were down there and she dosnt want to fuck and that there's nothing i can do about it or else it's rape
Did you try raping her? You should put her in her place.