Prove you're white

>Prove you're white

I know my dad.

>>719512164
I subscribe to this channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvVe9ZcsOqY

>>719512164

I've used any illegal drugs in my life. (This also proves that I'm employed, intelligent, and not a fag)

Hey cracker, pass the sun chips.

What does skeet mean?

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good morning and good thursday to all my fellow snappers

>>719512164
>Was one of the guys that stand with numbers in front of mirror-glass at police station during suspect identification
Went home afterwards

>>719512164
just ate a cream cheese and salad sandwich

I can drive by a cop and not be pulled over

I don't know how to use food stamps.

I can articulate words that are understandable in conversations.

Im offended by this thread

>>719512164
I got approved for a credit card

I know my father
I have a job
I owe taxes, and pay them
I'm current on all my bills.

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you cant get any better

>>719513003
Actually lost at the Michelin and Parks and Rec one.

>>719513192
Confirmed for nigger

>>719512164
I drink a lot of milk

I dont live in murica.

>>719512164
i eat my ice cubes after finishing a drink

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>>719512164

>>719513263
even though most sjw's are white

I walk with my toes pointed directly forward and my fingertips don't go down to my knees

I hate rappers and rap music.

>>719512164
I own a lot of cool, fun, expensive shit, all fully paid for. I have zero debt AND money in the bank

Fried chicken is disgusting, so are watermelons

>>719512164
I voted for Hillary.

oh wait, that just proves I'm smart.

>>719512164
>I only cross at crosswalks.

>>719514376
How well did that work for you.

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>>719514376
>smart
>loses elections with backing from wall street, big banks
kek

I don't understand BET.

I don't have to prove anything. I am white.

>>719512164
What is up, my nigger?

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>>719512164
i love Cats

I pay taxes.

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>>719512164

>>719512164
I am not personally threatened by the prospect of a Trump presidency.

I'm a fan of James Taylor's music

I'm married with no kids

>>719512164
I don't like watermelon, koolaid, or KFC. Not a nigger

I've been pulled over 7 times, and have received 1 ticket and 0 bullets.

I like nickelback

I'm unemployed, I didn't graduate high school and people still treat me well

>>719512164
Im Jewish. Finally we belong.

>>719515683
>up in the morning to get ready for work
>taking a shit on my toilet in my owned house
>using my current generation phone connected to my wifi
>will leave shortly in my paid for car that is less than 5 yrs old and drop my kids off at school before driving to work

>>719515683
No you don't kike.

I have a job in mortgage finance and I show up everyday in a suit and tie.

Got approved for rent application in a day

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I make shitty YouTube videos.
https://youtu.be/XJHyUqKk_vk

I don't have to prove anything to you!

Iv never gotten the hang of playing basket ball ot taking car stereos
Not a bad driver that makes up for it with exceptional math skills
Never jumped a border or watched telemundo
Power of deduction I'm white

I'm white

I use condoms

My roots are from Europe, England and Portugal
can't get anymore Caucasian unless I was from the Caucasus Mountains directly.

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>>719517466
>Portugal
>white

>>719512164

I got pulled over last night for speeding and I wasn't shot.

>>719517569
Spain is full of Mudslimes, not Portugal
and to be fair, it's only 10% Portuguese

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I got into college based on my merit and not via affirmative action policy.

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>>719512164
the color of my nipples are pink.

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Share this to become the top leakman

>>719514376
>thinking voting for either of the major parties makes you smart.
>implying both parties don't equally fuck up the nation in different ways.

>>719512164
I like unflavored unsalted chips with my green tea

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>>719512164

I suck at all sports, and have asthma.

>>719512164
I enjoy watching ice hockey

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>>719512164
Go on vacation and look for a tour with segway package. So much white fun.

>>719512164
Niggers fuck my wife while I watch and I make 100k a year

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>>719514376
If you are smart, you would not have voted for the biggest loser!

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>>719512164
I'm not a drug dealer.

>>719512982
Ha, the only person I know that uses food stamps is white bum.

Rap is not music

>>719519911
white drug dealers dont get caught

>im white

I had a salad for breakfast.

I'm at work on a phone I paid for.

I know and speak regularly to my biological mother and father

>>719512164
i'm not an american

>>719518227
you dont sound white, you sound like a fag

my hobbies include icehockey and hunting

I'm in university

I consider all races my equal -- WAIT, WAIT... -- because I'm so far advanced intellectually that I've realized long ago that life is meaningless and we're just specs of dust in a galaxy lost to nothing, and not one bit of this matters to any God or deity, what have you.

>>719512164
I don't feel the urge to rape women when I see them

I'm one of Hitlers relatives and member of the aryan brotherhood

I'm vegan

>>719512164
I buy my drugs at the pharmacy

>>719516291
fuck. not bad. ya got me. soopscroobed.

>>719517466
Good for you, but im a Nord! you southlanders can be as much caucasian as you want, just dont bring us into it

>>719512164
I can read this.

I don't have aids
my skin gets red in the sun

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>>719512164
I watched this as a kid

>>719522155
>mobile user

>>719512164
I eat bounty

>>719514376
Bait

I'm a HOA board member.

>>719512164
I LIKE SUGAR AND I LIKE TEA
BUT I DON'T LIKE NIGGERS NO-SIREE
THERE ARE TWO KNOW THINGS THAT'LL MAKE ME PUKE
A HOG EATING SLOP AND A BIG BLACK SPOOK

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>>719512164

I live on Mississippi's welfare and spend all day shitposting plus I have a redpill folder full of bbc

i'm successful

the computer that i'm using atm isn't stolen

>>719512164

I'm reading this on a Nexus 6P I bought outright while taking a dump at my salaried job.

>>719512164
In management.

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>>719517762

You mean because your dad went to the same university and you lost your job to Indian tech workers because you spent all day partying and now all you do is complain about 'niggers' online

>>719518065

bitchtits though.

>>719512252
This

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>>719512164
rate faggots

>>719522847
You know it, 'cuz I show it
like a barnyard rooster I crow it
an' the NAACP would sure like to get
a hold of nigger hatin' me.

>>719523670
very dark/10

>>719523670
small, soft looking hand. Does not work.

>>719523670
You can't fool us.

NIGGER

>>719512164
isnt pic related an Arab?

heil mein fueher

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>>719521987
>MY ANCESTORS ARE SMILING UPON ME IMPERIALS, CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?

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>>719520575

won't be ordering the new "Chiggums Chuloopa"
at Taco Bell next week:
http://kron4.com/2017/01/14/new-taco-bell-taco-has-fried-chicken-shell/

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>>719526968

>>719512164
i fucking hate niggers and sandniggers
i fucking hate all niggers
KILL ALL NIGGERS!
KILL INDIANS AS WELL FUCK THEM TOO!

if that doesnt prove to you that im white i dont know what does

I don't try to "muh dik" anything moving
in my general vicinity.

I don't shoot someone at a backyard BBQ
for taking the last piece of chicken.

>>719512164
I walked past to police officers today and they didn't stop me.

I don't dump a 5-pound bag of sugar into a
2-quart pitcher to make Kool-Aid.
In fact, I don't even drink Kool-Aid.

I play disc golf.

>>719512164
I didn't get scholarships for college and after graduating in STEM fields I have debt and can't get a job.

All of my firearms are registered and in a locked
gun cabinet, not in the elastic waistband of my
"drawers".

>>719512164
In 2 years of relationship my ex gf only had 2 orgasms

>>719512164
I fucking love KFC !

Oh wait...

I use Polo, Paco Rabanne & Drakkar Noir ,
not fucking Axe Dark Temptation and Dollar General generic Cocoa Butter lotion.

>>719521889
that just means you're gay
you should go get your penis checked
I know a guy that will do it for free

>>719517762
>Niggers think this too

>>719530933
>>719523670

>went to private high school in GA
>know what a divot tool is
>mow my lawn with my John deere to relax
>Now attend ivy league
>Running for president of college republicans

>>719523670
antique cotton picking equipment/10

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>>719512164

f*ck nigg*rs kkk all day

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We still have one of these on our lawn.

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>>719530416

>Drakkar Noir

>>719521137
Hard to get caught when you're not dealing in the first place.

>>719516291
i fucking use adblock to avoid shit like this

I dont need to prove anything

I am not one of gods mistakes.

Havent had to deal with racism
Go to school
Above average intelligent
Have a side-job
Visible in the dark
Think Donald Trump is a prop legend

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My first car is an old Mercedes, my father bought it for me

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you are missing out; thats all i know!

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I don't >>>

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>>719512220
>bottom right

When I get pulled over by the police, they just ask for license and registration.

>>719531537
>thinks he has an above average intelligence
people who are smart don't tell people that they are
They let people will figure it out for themselves
Nice try

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Master race checkin in.

>>719531972
Actually the word you're looking for is modest. How much of a show off you are has nothing to do with your intelligence.

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When I go to a Chinese Buffet place,
I put a reasonable amount of food on
my plate

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Master race checkin in.

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>>719532513

>>719512164
Credit score 733, plus i am not posting this from Jail/Prison

>>719532494
Dunning-Kruger
I know exactly what I'm talking about

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>>719532513
AND I tip 15%.

I own more than one belt. My pants are secured properly around my waist.

Im vegan

>>719515049
Same. Mighty white of ya.

>>719523670
why do niggers have white hands?

>>719532862
this is merely a possibility not an absolute fact. it is possible anon is showing off out of a sense of inferiority but again without further study this would just be 100% speculation.

I am in school for an advanced degree, and did not get special, priority consideration based on my race when I applied to get in.

>>719533164
The palms of their hands aren't exposed to sunlight as much as the rest of their body

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LOL

>>719512164
I let my wife get fucked by a bbc

Ok i have just stumbled across tgis thread and even though people were here way before me, i have decided this is now my thread.

DIBS! My thread, now get out!

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>>719534673
State your business

>>719512164

White men have tiny penises.

I have a tiny penis.

Therefore I am a white man

I get away with buying my weed and don't fear the police will bust in my door

I can hang out with friends without screaming "gang gang gang skrrt skrrt brrap brrap gang gang gang" on my snapchat

>>719512164
Police never stopped my car. Not even once.
My poo in loo friend gets stopped once a week at least.

>>719512164
i have 2 kids... both of which share the same house as me

I had an appointment with a lawyer today at a Starbucks, and showed up in a decommissioned police car, wearing a Carhartt jacket.

White/White would white again

>>719513192
He said prove you're white not prove your a nigger

>>719512164
i can fuck any grl in any race, but white girls feels i dont give a fuck man

>>719515683
Get out

>>719512164
SZÖSZTÖK SKACOK

>>719536992
You're white alright... literally white trash.

P.S. don't lie--you know you met that personal injury attorney's assistant at a McDonalds.

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This thread is shit. To specific.

My eyes make me look like a sadistic killer.

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>>719537279
Post eyes.

The electric guitar speaks directly to my soul.

>>719512164
I think toothpaste is too spicy

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>>719512164
I DONT HAVE TO PROVE SHIT TO YOU. YOU FUCKING NIGGER

>>719537488
Queens of the stone age. Not a question.

>>719537705
Hahahahahahahahahah

>>719512252
bingo

I use tortillas to eat hummus

>>719538096
>eating Hummus
>white

>>719538228
Fucking slav haha

I can have a cop sitting behind me at a traffic light and I don't get nervous.

>>719539021
Stfu neck beard.

I paid for my bike.

I would never feed my kids shit tier nigger chow like
Spookghetto-Os, Rats-a-Roni and Krap Mac'n' Chee

>>719512164
I attend dance classes.
For Tango.

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Just found this on interweb.

>>719528381
Self-hatred is a thing you know
Niger

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>>719512164
>I have the capacity, initiative, and, intelligence to use the queen's English when communing with others.
>Also fuck the EU
>Also muh sovereignty
>Muh Magna Marta
>Muh fish and chips

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>>719523670
Pure watermelonium injections / 10

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>>719532960

>>719512164
I did a 23 and me DNA test and my results of origin were exclusively from the UK

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>>719512164

>>719540065
I'm interested. But that sounds like shit doesn't it mate?

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I live in an old southern
"Sundown Town"

>>719540065
LOL that means you have extremely inbred family lines fyi

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LBJ was the fuckin' worst President of the 20th century.

>>719512164
I have not stolen anything this week...

>>719540134
sorry, arabic / hebrew doesn't count as white

>>719512164
¿que?

>>719540310
Its obviously not correct is it.

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I own a belt (that I bought, not stole)

If you're Spanish, are you white, a eurofag, or a beaner?

>>719512164
*complains to customer service about a problem they can't fix*

>>719540866
Slightly approve. The whites set the blacks back.

Tax return

>>719540907
What is a beaner ?

I listen to NPR.

>>719512164
>Prove you're white

I have a full-time job.

I have a college degree that I got without any Affirmative Action programs and without having to pad my GPA with liberal arts feel-good classes to graduate.

I have a long time girlfriend on whom I have never cheated, despite having opportunities.

I don't have a baby momma, I have safe sex, and would never abandon a child if I did have one.

I have had conversations with police officers and not been arrested, not been confrontational, and it was generally pleasant.

I pay taxes.

I don't think Trump is going to be the end of the world, or even necessarily a terrible president.

I own ties.

My home doesn't have any illegal substances in it.

I pay attention to what I eat, cook most of my own food, don't eat a ton of processed crap, don't remember the last time I was in a fast food joint.

I've never been on welfare. In fact, I think that welfare (at least for able-bodied adults) should be government work programs, rather than handouts. There should be disincentives for having kids while on welfare, rather than more money for it.

I shower daily.

I tip bartenders/servers well.

I feel genuinely sad about what's happening to Europe.

I've never gone out in public with my pants down around/below my ass.

I think that countries should have borders, I think that there should be limits on immigration decided by the citizens of the nation, I think that nations should have official languages, and I don't think that Western countries owe anything to 3rd worlders just because our ancestors were better conquerors than anyone else's.

I don't have the slightest idea how black people come up with names for their kids.

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I don't know what the inside of a Welfare Office looks like.

>>719512164
I am gainfully employed, married to the only woman I have ever had children with, and I own my home

>>719512164
Thank you, mr. officer

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I have absolutely no clue about so-called
"Blak Kulchur"

>>719512164
i have a 401k

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>>719539109

>>719541576
Lol none of that's true

>>719531015
Hey, I'm black and I mow my lawn with a Cub Cadet. Get on my level.

My cousin sure looks nice this evening ;)

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>>719543991

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>>719512164
I got into uni because family and not much grades.

I'm in a lot of debt

I know bad Japanese from so much anime

Can't get a job because I spent all college partying and have a shoddy grasp of my major.

Blame Indian immigrants that I can't get a job because I'm white not because I suck at my subject from partying or anything

Asians work way to hard, but I know bushido the code of the samurai

I like it when black men fuck my wife

I try, oh my god do I try. I try all the time

>>719544703
>citation needed

>>719522723
Gee, ya think?

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>>719512220
>/pol/

Saved

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I live on the right...

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>>719512164
I own an extensive hawaiian shirt collection.

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>>719544703
>Lashonda, Shakia, Chalonder, Jawan
This is the shit I'm talking about at the end of >>719541576 this.
Where do they get these names from? I mean, it can't be chosen at random, since they all have one of the same few syllable schemes that are common across black society (at least in the U.S.)... but they're also not established names. So they must have some reason for coming up with these types of names.

How do they do it? I mean, it's definitely a thing related to being black, no matter where you are in this country. If you are in Florida and you hear about a man named Tadarius, you are not wondering if my might be Asian or Hispanic. If you are in Washington, and you meet a La'chandelier, she is exactly the race that you expect her to be.

Why does this happen, and how do they come up with the names? And why haven't they figured out that some kid named Bonequisha is far more likely to show up in a mugshot than run a successful business?

>>719545989
That picture is incorrect.

On the left there is pictured a tire. It is very unlikely that blacks would be producing machine goods without whitey for very long. You'd be hard pressed to find a tire pretty soon after they lost white people, as they'd be burning them all for cooking fuel but wouldn't be getting any new ones.

>>719547401
I never use the phrase "muh dik" every 3 seconds
or end every sentence with:
"Yuh feels muh, Holmes?"
"mudderfuggah"
"gnomesayin?"

>>719512220
/pol/ is fantastic, by far my favorite boar.

Praise Kek

When I'm feeling adventurous, I'll use Frank's Red Hot sparingly

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>>719539603

>>719512164
>jews
>white
That kike is not, nor has he ever been white.

>>719512220
TOPKEK

>>719512164
I prefer Dasani over Aquafina.

>>719515429
kek

I have all of my outdoor social events, such as grilling and hanging out, in the back yard.

If I cry hard enough the police will let me go

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>>719545989
Fuck! One of 'em moved in!
There go my property values!!

I watched top gear with a passion

>>719512588
>I've used any illegal drugs in my life.
>I've used any
not entirely sure if you mean you've used any drug you could or that you haven't used any drugs, but at least we know the intelligent part isn't true.

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>>719532960
Thanks for the Dollar foodstamp and two penny
tip, nigger!

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>>719512164
I'm a total looser. But I think I'm okay because muh genetics.

because you've already assumed I am.
obviously I am a person, and when you imagine a "person", what does he/she look like?

white.

>>719512164
I finished high school

>>719544723
I hope I never have to see shit like this IRL

I would literally gag out loud

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>>719512220

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>>719512164
I own a gun and have no criminal record, my arguments don't involve "muh dick", and I was raised by my mother AND my father.

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I've never done the "Perp Walk"

>>719536063
Tiny dicked nigger spotted