ask a bored femanon anything

>>719505609

why is blue more then yellow

>>719505609
tits or gtfo.

>>719505609
why is the bait so sweet?

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I see youve taken upon posting my threads for me OP...thanks. im here now so ill take over

>>719506051
?

>>719505609
Explain to me your position on the cinematic masterpiece, Sharktopus.

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You know the rules.
<-----------------------------

>>719506207
Yes?

>>719505609
you know the rules, femanon

>>719505609
Timestamp on tits

>>719505609
how often do you think about sex?

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Will you be my friend Irl?

>>719506051
Ask a 59 yr old man anything

inb4 enlarged prostate or gtfo

>>719505609
Where and what type of food would you want to eat on your birthday

>>719505609
Why haven't you got your tits out yet slut?

>>719506051
how are you? I missed you.

>>719505609
Where are them tittays?

>>719505609
Do you understand the tits or gtfo principal?
Post em,

>>719507340
>femanon
>understand
choose one

>>719507089
>>719507144
>>719507168
12 yo fags

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>>719507572

>>719507168
I got kinda bored posting these threads.
Also busy with life and junk

>>719507113
Outback steakhouse potato soup..

Its literally the best thing ever....i can have the shittest day but if i get to eat that then im happy

>>719506999
Im not sure about other girls but my sex drive is waaaay bigger than my bfs. If he were up to it i would be doing it daily but hes only up for like once every other day.

how do we know you are fem if you dont post tits

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>>719507093
Ooooooh yoooooouuuu i remember you!

>>719508943
Well if you dont wanna believe me youre more than welcome to believe i have a big ol dick

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10/10 lads

>>719505609
are you fat?

>>719509063
post your dick then

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>>719509238
this is just a new version of the older "i uploaded naked pix of my sister" scam months ago.
both are based on exploiting gullible faggots' desire to see this shit.
you visit the page, and get tricked into a survey.
most surveys will also trick you into downloading
malware
ransomware
and other shit.
OP has been doing this for a couple of years now, changing his tactics
and 4chan lets him because he pays the mods to look the other way...
====
don't believe me that he pays them?
report his ass... see how long it takes to take this thread down
====
funny how many faggots fall for fake conspiracies, yet they ignore a real one right on 4chan.

>>719509273
Like chubby i guess. Not skinny enough to wear a bikini but not fat enoigh to go to the plus side section of most stores lol

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>>719509404
I would but hes sleeping at the moment

>>719505609
ITT: a fat neck beard pretends to be woman, ignores all request for timestamp, oh yeah btw tits or gtfo.
Sage in options

>>719509867
>thinking sage still works

Silly faggot

>>719505609
Put sharpie in pooper

>>719505609
Please read this, it seems there are so many of you that truly does not understand the nature of the rules when you claim "I'm a femanon, gib attention."

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>>719505609
Please read this, it seems there are so many of you that truly does not understand the nature of the rules when you claim "I'm a femanon, gib attention."

>>719510231
Forgot pic. Here it is.

>>719510231
>implying i dont know the rule

I just dont give a shit

>>719505609
Help me with market research
>how often do you buy lingerie?
>when you go and buy lingerie, how much do you spend each time?
>when you spend this much, how many items do you get?

Much appreciated OP!

>>719509601
do you live in california

>>719505609

WHY IS BLUE MORE THEN YELLOW YOU WHORE FUCKING

>>719505609
Have you ever given a footjob?

>>719505609
Tits or GTFO bitch.

>>719510331
I literally never buy that stuff.
I have a long term bf so just me shaving my legs or wearing cute panties is enough to excite him lol.

I used to do all the lingerie in the begining sort of but then again he was never really one for that.
Hes a nerdy guy so me wearing a spiderman bra turns him into diamonds.

>>719510364
Perhaps

>>719505609
Let me send you pictures of my
Cock over snapchat

>>719510547
Actually yes i have...i had an ex who had a foot fetish so i thought "eh fuck it...lets try"
It looked and felt retarded on my end but he was loving it.

>>719505609
Tits or GTFO

This is a classic case of "pay attention I'm a female", start posting tits or gtfo.

>>719505609
how old are you op? How you discovered /b

>>719510624
do you live closer to mexico or disneyland?

>>719509238
Itsa virus

>>719505609
Any gangbang experience?

>>719510894
Im 27.
I was about 20-21 when i first went on /b/.
A friend of mine had shown me 4chan. I lurked for like a year before i started posting

>>719510969
Disneyland!

>>719511085
Ive had a 3some with 2 men?

Really nothing to write home about...wasnt very into it

>>719511089
not shocked to see all this kissless virgin mysoginists here?

>>719505609
have a shower
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTDXsehyXls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTDXsehyXls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTDXsehyXls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTDXsehyXls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTDXsehyXls

>>719511156
Did they spit-roasted you?

>>719510698
Maybe you should try it with your current boyfriend

Tits. Timestamp. Obligatory.
If you're so bored why isn't my dick down your throat?

>>719511231
Not really. Granted im not a kissless virgin nor did i come here as one but im a bit of a shut in whos pretty tomboyish at heart (no not that "im a gamer gurl heehee" bullshit") i just remember when i was a big loser in highschool so i guess i kinda knew the feel?

I just really enjoy it here

>>719511156
want to try a fmf one day?

>>719505609
Spill or swallow?

>>719511311
Haha thats excatly what happened...every so often switching holes lol.

>>719511351
My current bf is not into feet. He doesnt have any kinks im aware of really

>>719511397
what about trump?

>>719511465
>every so often switching holes lol
that's hot. Ass to mouth too?

>>719511426
If i was single and the dude meant nothing to me and the girl was very attractive then i might give it a go

>>719511447
Well my bf cums in me 99% of the time but shark week i tend to swallow

>>719511600
wtf is shark week

>>719511545
What about him?
I have no opinion on politics...im white so i should be fine

>>719511566
Nope i dont do butt stuff. Tried it and hated it with a passion

>>719511627
Uh my period?

>>719505609
How many sex partners have you had?

Why would you post, knowimg the rules, sans tits?

do you ever post on gonewild

>>719511718
13 and i have no thoughts of having a 14th.

Is it weird that i know every name and what number they were?
I just feel like that as long as i know that then im not really slutty lol

>>719511575
>If i was single
why not ask your gf if he want to do it with you?

>>719511733
Because i dont care?

>>719511765
No

>>719511842
Because i love my bf and i dont want another bitch touching him, i dont want him touching her and i dont want him to be okay with seeing me sexually handled by anyone else. He better beat the fuck outta them...man or woman

>>719511841
mm... Do you remember all of them. So, any drunk or roofied sex?

>>719510314
>>719510314
> don't know the rule
too ignorant/newfag to realize tits or GTFO isn't a rule

ignorant and proud of it = b-tard
go read the rules once virgin neckbeard
> the fucking thread isn't about you, you Newt Gingrich

>>719511104
nice! laguna beach here.
i love disneyland
i have a pass :]
whats your favorite ride at disneyland?

Do you believe in a thing called love?

>>719511976
straight or bi?

>>719511998
I remember everyone.

My current bf was actually a drunk hookup that just turned into more.
But as i said. I never forgot any of them...sadly wish i could forget like 3 of those though lol

>>719511841
13 at 27 is not even close to slutty. That's just over 1 per year if you started at 18.

Have you ever cheated on anyone and if so why?

Ideal dick size?

Do you like being choked during sex? Found out about a year ago my wife really likes it especially of she's been drinking but I am always kind of nervous I'm gonna hurt her. Got any tips?

>>719512055
All because i live close by doesnt mean i go often...ive only probably been to dland like 3 times in my whole life.
Though if i had to choose id say the tower of terror

>>719512157
Straight but ive always admired fellow pretty girls.

>>719507754
Giving birth seems like a pretty crucial part of society..

>>719505609
Hey OP,
would you:

one thing you wish your BF would do for you
and maybe

one thing you wish he wouldn't

>>719512284
yeah FUCK guardians of the galaxy they ruined disneyland forever

>>719512365
>fellow

>>719512365
Did you had some lesbian action?

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TAKE UR FUCKING CLOTHES OFF, SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>719512284
La woman?

>>719511841
thats pretty slutty. definitely not marriage material at 13 dicks

>>719512641
Ikr how do we even know your a chick one pic fully clothed face shot. Honestly all these newfags responding to a 40 year old man.
Sage in options

>>719512687
This brings an interesting question. Does your bf know you fucked 13 dicks? Any plans to tell him or are you just going to lie and keep your whoring a secret

>>719512234
Well its nice that you think its not...plebty of losers on here beg to differ.
I lost my virginity at 16.

I dod cheat once onan ex of mine...its a long story though..basically he was a fucking autistic retarded i had been wanting to dump but he would cry ajd say he was gonna kill himself every time i tried...at first i tried treating him like shit in hopes he would get fed up and dump me. When that didnt work i ended up "cheating".
I say it that way because i was so seperated from him he didnt really even feel like my bf at the time anymore....just a guy who had my pity.
It got to the point where i hated him so badly that i told him that i told him i hope he does kill himself and left
Hes doing just fine as far as i know.
Ive never been that hateful towards a person but he really zapped everything out of me.

Ideal size? I dont really focus on that...as long as its not a micro dick its fine.
My current bf is like barely 5 inches and hes perfectly fine for me.


I actually do like being choked and that was the same issue with my bf. Hes not really into kinks but would do it to get me off but was always holding back.
My advice is that you just gotta go for it...if its too hard or too long you will know and with me if it was too much id just grab his arms and he knew to losen up a bit.

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>>719511600
>>719505609
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>>719510610

>>719512799
I will never understand that kinda posts. Do you don't like this thread? It's okay, there's like a trillion threads every day here. Why do you care?

>>719512284
Are you a trying actress at Hollywood?

>>719512919
>I actually do like being choked
be very very careful with that. no joke.

>>719512473
I wish he would be more romantically open.

I wish he wouldnt buy me lame gifts. He sucks at gifts...i love the thought of course but he takes it a bit too far...yknow how sometines youre at the store and you look at something and go "yea thats kinda cool...i wouldnt wanna have that though".
Hes the kinda guy that would buy me a toaster if i looked at it and said "hmm...nice toaster" lol
Like he bought me this really ugly bag. I said it was kinda cool because it had a cool logo on it but he mistook it as me wanting it and he still bugs me to use it ALL the time...but not only is it ugly...its just not convenient either

>>719512510
I do love GOTG but i also love twilight zone. So it was a bit heartbreaking

>>719512597
Yea i stand by it

>>719513167
holy shit you sound like an entitled bitch

>>719512626
Ive made out with a couple girls back in the day just to entertain some dudes at parties but thats about it

Your sexlife sounds like a snoozefest.

Also tits or gtfo.

>>719512667
Yep.

LA womaaaaan!!!

>>719513167

shit anon. guy sounds like me. cept she's finally just says what she wants.

>>719513275
How does his generosity = her entitlement?
False dichotomy. weak logic.

>>719512799
I would but i already have posted mynface here often...ill post when there a face thread again.

>>719512834
He knows and has no problem. Hes fucked like 14 chicks so why would he judge me on almost the same number of partners?

>>719513275
cheap/broke bastard identified

>>719513072
Is this really what people who arent from LA think?

>>719513149
I know my limits anon but thanks for the warning

>>719513320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JskztPPSJwY

So, have you ever tried acting?

>>719505609
Are traps gay?

>>719512919
>losers on here beg to differ
Yea they're exactly that, losers and probably virgins.

>I actually do like being choked
Out of curiosity why do women like this? It really doesn't seem to be all that uncommon. Thanks for the advice I'll just go for it next time. It is kind of hot honestly.

She's kind of like you in that she has a pretty high sex drive but I can almost never get her to fuck in the mornings and for some reason I'm typically really horny when I wake up. How to convince her?

>>719513499
Yup. You are a entitled girl obsessed with cool gifts. Sounds like a wannabe LA actress to me.

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10/10 lads

>>719513275
How so? Its not like i throw the gift out or act disgusted or say anything negative. If anything i act excited everytime i get a bad gift. Im not a bitch. I tell him what i really like and he knows the things inreally would want but he tends to go for the other things i have every little thing hes given me over the years. Even if it was a piece of paper...i have it all.... i adore his efforts though you triggered faggot. Calm down

>>719513531
When you are drunk, limits are so blurred.

>>719513315
Sorry im not fucking horses with carrots up my ass anon...i like my vanilla sex life

>>719513754
Honestly, it's a cool thread and you looks nice and edgy. But not gonna lie, shame about no tits itt. Can you post some pic of you, please? Also, are you hot or not?

Here the way the bigger you get, you should be here yourself for sake to be Truly yours.
I explain : if the goal here is to be public,
Yourself shouldn't be egoist to talk of him,
But you should take care of the line to hold on, and not to worry people you should worry for them.

For the saké of the conversation to be true, one shall not go to himself, but worry of his own entirely personnal message to 4chan's people.

Hey! I love you. What are you up to do on 4chan?

>>719513396
Hes just a triggered neckbeard.

I dont expect gifts at all nor do i expect him to give me the most lavish gifts ever.
I just know he knows what i really like but tends to try and do something different. I just wish he would kinda follow the obvious hints ive given him over time.

>>719505609
how do i get succ frum gurs

>>719513536
I think?

>>719513693
For me sex is to be discovered by yourself stem by stem : shall not go to hard sex before you are old :) good people of 4chan.

>>719513975
The fuck?

>>719505609
tits or gtfo

you misspelled cumdumpster, cumdumpster

>>719513693
Its hard to explain...it also sounds a bit fucked up to explain too...

The neck is a fragile area we are very aware of that so typically the neck is something you want to protect...which is why it just gives you chills to even have someone kiss your neck.
So when the man you love is like choking you its sorta like your putting your life in his hands and its hot knowing he loves you enough to not kill you and that you trust him with such a fragile area lol
I guess thats the best way to put it

>>719513708
Get lost faggot.

Reddit . Com
Tumblr . Com.
Any blog website.
You

>>719510314
no wonder your shit tier 2nd class gender couldnt even win a rigged election

you empty headed fucktards cant even follow simple rules and deliver

>>719514298
The way you love the other one is your own way. But love is universal

>>719513693
Also i cant say i relate to yiur second problem because im always good to go 99% of the time.
Though ive had mornings where i was just really out of energy and debating if i really wanted to move but i just loved how he would spoon me and kiss my neck while poking me in the butt with his boner..it oddly felt very sweet (weird word to use i think) so it always gives me the energy i needed to do it haha

>>719512054
newfag scum is newfag

been bere since 07

tits or gtfo has always been a rule

sjw niglets trying to rewrite history is cancer

TITS OR GTFO OP

>>719514402
look at this newfag.
implying politicians win by following the rules
must be underage&b

>>719513897
Well of course i think im hot. Though anons here tend to think thats a bad way to think of yourself apparently.
Ive posted in face threads often. I dont feel like this is the thread for that.

>>719513897
are you a fucking failure?

its not a shame about no tits, rules is rules

tits or gtfo cancerous weak ass OP

>>719514457
Well i actually recall reading it somewhers about the neck and why girls enjoy te neck touches. Of course it was more scientific then i explained but i just remember reading it and agreeing. It makes sense.
Its erotic to trust someone that much.

>>719514620
Im positive youre an overweight war pig with unwarranted self importance and delusional.

Hence no pics ITT.

>>719512461
>Giving birth seems like a pretty crucial part of society.

So is eating so should we give plants and animals and water human status?

>>719514835
Nope. Just not the proper thread.
Gimmie a face thread and i post in that live ive done many of times.
I keep to the subject of the thread

>>719512461
it wont be once we perfect cloning

>>719515048
Steroetypical weak ass excuses.

The thread head isn't a straight jacket.

Fat n ugly detected.

TITS OR GTFO

>>719515187
Like i said. I stick to topic...i dont derail.

Once again. Show me a face thread and i have no issue.
At this point even if a posted a pic any way youll just say it aint me lol

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>>719515393
>no tits

>>719514298
>>719514477

Thanks for the responses OP.

She wants to have a FFM threesome. Obviously I'm totally ok with this. But where do we go and how do we go about 'picking up' another girl? We're both pretty attractive but we have no idea where to start lol. Also, have you ever had one and do you have any advice about them?

And my last question, just wondering, what's your and do you like it?

>>719516168

*job and why or why not?

>>719515393
really, that's why you time-stamp it.
It should be obvious to you that guys post on here ALL THE TIME posing as girls.
That's the whole point behind timestamped tits being necessary. Girls get more attention, so if you claim you are a girl, you are inherently asking for that attention, and therefore it's necessary to prove your claim.

The only way to discourage this kind of thing is for posters to absolutely ignore anyone who claims they're a femanon without time-stamped tit pic

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>>719516168
Thats hard to answer...i never had a ffm but ive had a mfm.
For me it was my friend who i had been hooking up with introducing me to another friend of his and it just sort of happened.
I guess id just say to maybe not focus on finding another chick to fuck...mayve just have your wife go out and make female friends.

Eh i work at subway. I hate it but i make a decent amount of money for my needs

>>719516316
Firstly, its dark and its 5am...there aint no tiestamps to be made.
Secondly i dont believe in posting my private areas online to strangers...call me crazy but it just aint my thing.
Thirdly, i dont yearn for the attention...you give it, cool if you dont, cool...i can take it or leave it

>>719516633
1. Electricity and camera flash functions exist
.2 You're willing to post your face and all of your sexual experiences though, so this smacks of hypocrisy.
3. your entire drawcard is being a femanon.

>>719505609
Are you into bukkake and stuff?

What's your favourite song?

>>719516633
tldr
>Firstly, I need attention
>Secondly please provide me attention
>Thridly I need it so much please I value myself according to what you're thinking about me

>>719517955
based

nice dubs

>>719505609
Why do you have to specify yourself as femanon? Why don't you just shut the fuck up you fucking faggot/

>>719517520
The flash will burden my sleeping boyfriend

What does my face have to do with anything?
And what does being open abut my sexual history have to do with anything?
I can say all i want. Doesnt mean i have to expose my body.

Weak points

>>719517966
Its hard to choose just one song

>>719505609
Until we see time stamped tits, we will assume that you are a male /b/ tard.

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>>719519312
Rules are rules, tits or GTFO

This thread should have 404d a long time ago.

A toast, to the idiots beating a dead horse.

>no timestamp
>no tits
>faggots still replying
WTF

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>>719505609
tits or GTFO

the rest of you, go the fuck back to facebook and stay there