>it's my birthday >25 >no friends >no job >no

I bet you voted for Bernie Sanders. That being said, don't kill yourself.. Just grow up.

>>719496837
>one pair of underwear
wtf is this shit?

You'll be surprised how fast life can turn around Anon. Don't become hopeless. Remember that your life and happiness is a product of what you've fed your mind. Start getting rid of negative things (music, movies, books, comics, websites).

If you feed your body junk, your body will be unhealthy. If you feed your mind junk, your mind will also be unhealthy.

I used to suffer from anxiety and had suicidal thoughts daily for a year and can relate to a lot of how you feel. I was actually obsessed with these thoughts of inadequacy. I can say now at 26 (I was 21 at the time) that I am so happy I didn't follow through.

You're 25, you're still very young and have a lot of time to learn new skills, get education and have opportunities. Life is not over Anon, it's only beginning.

Suicide isn't the answer for the problems you're facing.

Buy more underwear

No dubs so try to enjoy life.

>>719496837
Nigga go do some stuff only kill yourself if youbhave no progress at age 30

>>719496837
Still here OP?

>>719496837
Eat some shrooms before you do anything else.

>40 year old pot head uncle lives with us
>Mom kicks him out after my stepdad dies
>Moves to Texas works at a liquor store
>Actually making change in his life.

Maybe you just need a change if scenery OP.

>>719497752
I am concerned

>>719497146
It's a small garment you wear around your hips to make your genitals comfortable and prevent embarrassing staining on your pants.

But that's not important now. What is important is that it's OP's birthday and we should celebrate with him.

>HAPPY 25th OP - WISHING YOU MANY MORE TO COME

>>719496837
travel to the worst nigger hood in your local area and find some hoodlums, yell nigger until one of them kills you, boom, you die, and we get one or more niggers behind bars

>>719498090
Yep, happy B-Day anon.

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Look at this fucking banana

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Death by puppies

>>719498257

rolling for this

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Fuck until you die

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Eat a stroke worthy amount of fried chicken

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Go punch a wasp nest

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Pick a fight with the hulk

>>719497234
>You're 25, you're still very young and have a lot of time to learn new skills,
Stop this fucking meme, we evolved in tribes where we were lear Ing how to make bows and arrows and identify plants and hunt animals at 7 years old, nowadays were fat blob brained children who aren't taught shit. Instead wr could be doing chemistry at 16 but our parents are fat lazy slobs. Your brain starts decreasing its ability to learn at around 23, and if you have absolutely knowledge base at that age you're fucked. This goes for social skills, book learning, everything

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Run directly into a pride of lions

>>719496837
First of all: happy birthday!

Do anything with your life. Before you give up, just do anything that seems good or interesting. When you have given up hope and you have nothing to lose, you are free.

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>>719496837

>leave house
>grab all boobs you see
>scream "I AM KING NIGGER"
>get beaten to death by nigger monkeys

>>719498642
I'll take it you're an expert on the human brain then?

thanks OP, feelin better about my moderately less shit life :)

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Drink your own watery poop

>>719498642
nigguh. go back to redddditt.

>>719498904
Roll

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>>719496837
post picture of your clothes and i will send you 50 dollar to buy underwear

>>719498955
WINRAR

>>719496905
I voted for Trump and now that he's been memed into office I have nothing left to live for.
How exactly am I meant to "grow up?"
I feel trapped. Like I can't do anything to get myself out of my current position in life.
Go to college? No way to get /to/ the college because I can't even afford public transit.
Get a job? Nobody wants to hire a fat awkward fuck with no job history and who couldn't even make it through high school

>>719497146
I lost all my clothes when I tried to kill myself while I was in Florida, got stuck in a psych ward for a week and they just left my backpack where they found me. I just go commando 6/7 days in the week
>>719497234
It seems like every time things start to look up they just get worse. In the span of a year I've lost everything. I lost my friends over the election cycle because they were all berniefags who would get upset because I don't think Trump is literally hitler. I lost all my belongings when, in a desperate attempt to get on my feet, I moved to Florida to live with someone I met on /v/ under the premise of getting work at their uncle's warehouse. (what they failed to mention was that the "warehouse" was not their uncle's, and it was a fucking car dealership)

>>719497384
with what money nigga

>>719497752
yeah

>>719497804
the one time I tried shrooms it went terribly south

>>719497865
that didn't work out so well for me...

>>719498090
Thank you for the laugh and the birthday wishes
>>719498275
Thanks
>>719498285
This is my least favorite form of cancer
>>719498257
I live in Washington, I don't think we have nigger hoods. Maybe I could go to an orchard and call the mexicans spics?
>>719498337
how many puppies?
>>719498642
yeah I'm kind of fed up with the positivity stuff too but my situation is 100% my fault, not my parents.
>>719498691
I guess I could climb a fence at the zoo but I don't want to harambe an innocent lion

>>719498904
>>719498955
>>719498997
SHIT WATER AND DRFNK IT OP

>>719496837
>>719498955
Looks like we have a winner

>>719498701
thanks
I think making a thread on /b/ asking anons to pick how I kill myself is kind of indicative of my hopelessness though.
>>719498798
hey at least I'm being useful for once
>>719498955
fuck me

>>719496837
Kill yourself thru hard labor, by finding a job and keeping it for 20 years, as you continue to climb the shit hole of menial labor to finally get to a point where you can buy a bed and come back to 4 chan and hold another shitty dubs and i kill myself thread

>>719499026
Prepare for shit water

>>719496837
>go to free clinic, get antidepressants
>get off fat ass, get job
>move out
>be grownup

>>719496837
Are you me?

Except I'm malnourished because I forget to eat.

so how the fuck am I supposed to tubgirl myself to death

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OP i get you
i'm all those things, but i live in a share house

>>719499026
damn, you know you are fucking trash when you spend at least 10 minutes preparing an all inclusive response, and absolutely no one responds to you

looks like it really is time to give up and die, OP. looks like you really are worthless

either way, i'm drinking these beers, so maybe if you decide to stop being such a gayboy faggot we can toast

>>719499396
Drink nothing but shit for long enough and you will die.

>>719499498
Shut up faggot

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>>719496837
rolls for hanging

>>719499596
This

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>>719496837
fuck own ass to death

>>719496837
use a gun

>>719499172
15 years ago I was more or less homeless, no perspective, no job, permanently on drugs. Today I have a great gf, two kids, a good job paying decent money and we only do blow once or twice a year, when the kids away for a weekend and we want to fuck all night.

Forget about your depression and anxiety. You have no reason to be afraid. Your life will end in death anyway, so why bother with feeling down? Say that to your mirror every day: you will die. Nothing matters or makes sense. You can enjoy the road to your grave or you can suffer and blow your head away. The result will be the same, except that you hated the time you could've spent being happy.

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>>719499755
yw op, an actual way out

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>>719499479
OP here's the vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWH_9VRWn8Y

>very related

>>719496837
you get zero sympathy from me you whiny faggot. time to man up and do for yourself.
stupid fuck. who cares if you live or die? not me.

>>719496837
OP you may want to consider a vegetarian diet. I find that meat causes nervousness. i rarely eat it, but when i do, feel it. even a week after. its odd but really cutting meat out of my diet and eliminating masturbation had a huge change for my life.

>>719499789
20 bucks say this dude had a decked-out Warrior back in 2006 during the glory days of vanilla WoW
i'm jelly

OP I was in the same situation a few years ago, 25 now as well. My life isn't perfect but I'm a lot happier now and improving a little bit every day.
>be me, socially awkward all throughout school
>graduate high school, don't go to college, don't get a job
>become self loathing NEET with constant thoughts of suicide
>parents are concerned but leave me alone
>after 2 years of this decide enough is enough
>start studying subjects that interest me in free time, pick up guitar, start hiking, just trying to invest time in more rewarding ways than browsing /b/ and masturbating
>self esteem starts picking up day by day
>finally get driver's license
>apply to a bunch of jobs in a flurry of motivation in the middle of the night
>next day get called in for interview
>get job on the spot
>coworkers think I'm autistic and weird because I never talk, whatever
>slowly over a year or so get more comfortable talking to people through work
>make a few friends with coworkers, try dating cashier but get friendzoned, feels batman
>eventually become one of the most popular employees at the store, managers love me because I enjoy working and always have their back, coworkers love me because I'm reliable and fun to work with
>eventually realize that working retail is getting me nowhere as much as I enjoy it
>cashier that friendzoned me is looking for roomies
>move out with her and her best friend to college town nearby
>enroll in classes
>start dating cashier's best friend, for the first time in my life I feel like I'm where I should be in life
>few months ago GF dumps me, her and other roomie cut all ties with me, still live together but they don't talk to me anymore
>feels horrible man
>know no one in town, depressed AF again
>apartment just reminds me of what we had when we all were getting along
>depressed but remember that I was all alone once before and I got to a better place by working on it every day and being positive
Change is possible OP, just focus on the now and do your best

>>719496837
>dubs determines how I kill myself
starvation

>>719500160
>>719499755
check em

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>>719500102
never shit where u eat

>>719500617
lesson learned fam

>>719496837
>>get cut
>>spit on cut
>>let cut fester
>>rip off scab
>>slather in some mud
>>never let it heal
>>watch magic

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>>719500667
if i were you i'd gtfo of there
try to advertise ur room on craigslist
get the landlord on board and get him to amend the lease.

>>719496837
No sarcasm, go to church

>>719501544
Sure, that will help him. Great advice. How about get a job, eat better and learn to get along with yourself?

>>719496837
What do you and your dad even do together? I live with my dad and it's awkward af since my dad is an introvert like me and he abused me physically when I was younger because his autism didn't know how to discipline kids appropriately so would beat the living shit put of me. Srs question m8.

>>719499757
You make a good point, but if nothing has meaning why drag it out?
Glad that you were able to get out of your rut.
>>719499801
Thanks for the link, I'll watch it once I figure out why my sound drivers have failed.
How do you like living in a share house?
>>719499933
I used to have a 60 prot orc with full attunement do I win something?
>>719500102
Thank you anon. Your situation was eerily similar to my current one. I want to change but I don't know where to begin.
Probably with less 4chan and masturbation...

what happened with your roomies to make them stop talking to you?

>>719501544
No way on going to church, I had my fill of that growing up as a 7th day adventist and I'm an Atheist.
>>719501822
Sound advice but how
>>719501948
We just sort of... awkwardly hang out. He'll get home from work, I'll ask about his day, serve dinner, and then we'll watch movies together, I'll watch him play video games, we'll occasionally talk but it's mostly silence because I can't carry a conversation to save my life. He never really abused me but when I was young my mom basically brainwashed me into hating him and it's been difficult for us to connect over anything besides movies, games, and music.

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>>719503838
it's fucking shit
everyone is loud as fuck and nothing is safe unless it's in ur room. especially food.

but at least i don't have parents telling me what to do.

>>719503838
Ex dumped me over text, didn't say why. When I confronted her about it she got pissed and stopped talking to me. Roomie followed suit. Looking back, she talked a lot of shit about her past roommates and how she cut them off completely over something minor and how 'crazy' her exes were so I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Still sucks tho

But yeah man it just takes a little bit every day. When you compare where you are to where you wanna be it's easy to get overwhelmed and depressed so just focus on the immediate present and try not to get discouraged. Change happens in months and years, not in days. Look into mindfulness and meditation to help with depression and suicidal thoughts, and learn how to appreciate the little things and you'll feel a lot better with time.

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>>719503838
good luck with the sound drivers bro
it's a bitch, but someone's gotta do it

>>719496837
slit your throat

>>719504961
>text
>when you live together
she wot
seems like you got the better deal not having to talk to those faggots to be honest


>>719505234
for some reason xfce4-mixer keeps hijacking my volume control keys and pulseaudio somehow got stuck at -60Db
I'm 10 minutes from doing a fresh install with kde instead

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>>719505755
don't
try /g/ first

they're friendly guys.
>i've only been banned once for asking stupid questions.

>>719506118
/fglt/ has been pretty helpful but I've been troubleshooting with them all day with no luck
even more confusing is that everything works fine if I plug in a usb headset

>>719499026
Harambe a Lion

my sides.

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>>719506281
/fglt/? Are you a slanted eye fuck!?!?!?!?

>>719506545
the friendly gnu/linux thread
>>>/g/fglt
I've also asked in >>>/g/sqt with no luck
the arch wiki doesn't seem to have any troubleshooting tips for this scenario either and frankly I can't understand how it even got this broken.
I think what I'll have to do is just go back to a snapshot of the fresh install and see if I can break it again to understand how it broke