I have never had a girlfriend before :(

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What do I do /b/ros? :(

>>719491777
yeah then be gay

>>719491959
But I like girls and vaginas :(
Is being gay my only option?

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>>719491777

>>719491949
Mebbe buy her some tits.

Delete facebook, lawyer up, hit the gym.

>>719492043
Well have to see your penis first.

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>>719492051
:(
>>719492165
I'm okay with small breasted women
any breast size is fine by me :)

>>719492409
Pull out that soon to be feminine penis. IMA make you the girl you have to be.

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>>719492236
But all the anime and meme pages I like :(
>>719492355
I think my penis is alright, he's not the best in town but he's doing his best.

>>719491777
That means you have more money than me. Cunt.

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>>719492783
I have $104

10/10 pics op they are better than a gf believe me

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>>719492565
Do I call you big papa?

>>719492620
I'm gonna make you my sissy you have always wanted this

>>719493037
Except this one
>>719492620

>>719493164
Kek

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>>719493083
I just want to hold hands with a nice girl.

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I love asian women

I know this is hard to accept OP but you're desperate(aren't we all?) so heres what you do, stop caring about getting a girlfriend because any woman you approach will smell the lonely desperation like flies smelling shit there's no way to hide it.

I give no guatanteed advice to change your situation as the ball is in your court.

Love yourself, it sounds corny as fuck but honestly man if you don't have a job get one(or if you do thats great) concentrate on improving yourself whether its diet, exercise, hobbies, etc. because everyone no matter what social, age or economic group everyone can get a girlfriend(even fucking murderers) however you shouldn't just branch out following my directions to a tee.

Do what you feel what you're comfortable with in terms of self improvement, but also try and go outside your comfort zone.

Give yourself the love and loyalty YOU need before you foolishly bring another person who has their own personality and needs into the complicated work effort that is a relationship.

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>>719493416
If you grab a penis feels the same anon

>>719494368
Where do I go to talk to girls? It seems strange to just start talking to some stranger while they're doing their own thing like shopping or working :(

>>719494556
Not the same :(

>>719494577
Omegle work for have short talks

>>719494834
Everyone skips me on Omegle :(

>>719494577
Like i said, get a hobby or some common interest that will put you in a social environment with other people. There you can socialize and get to know people and eventually maybe even get a girl interested in you, ask them out for a bite to eat/drink politely no mention of dating or socially awkward atmosphere destroying "i love/like yous" and you'll do fine.

What's the worst thing that can be said to you? no?

It's hard but start thinking of women as dudes with tits bolted on and you'll make progress just stop thinking of getting into their pants or expecting a date get to know them like you would a close friend?

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>>719491949
I can be your girlfriend(male) tonight, anon!~

>>719495188
I have no close friends either, how do I talk to people in general?

>>719495326
No homo, right?

>>719491777
Let`s be honest. everyone can have a girlfriend. The only thing that`s probably blocking you are your high expectations.

>>719491777
Chekekd dont worry op the tripps will give you luck

>>719495412
Simple anon, get SOME sort of outside hobby or club that takes you somewhere with lots of people. Then you simply introduce yourself and ask the person you're talking to about themselves.

Ask and listen, be a vessel for people's opinions and feelings over time you'll have friends with numerous acquaintences following that. Just bullshit about anything so long as you know basic shit about sports/recent news or even the fucking weather

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>>719495607
I've never talked to a girl before outside of class.
>>719495769
Thanks :)

>719491777 gorteem

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>>719495929
Thats the problem, grow some balls anon.

>>719496039
I don't know how :(
>>719495890
I think I'll just be homeless under a bridge and attack unsuspecting women

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>>719496210
Go to a terapy, it work on me

>>719495929
What's so different about talking to girls outside of class? you can talk to them IN class no problem? there's no difference so long as you don't make it a big deal which is easier said than done.

It's really hard to stress this but really man stop putting the pussy on the pedastal, talk to girls like you'd talk to a guy but with you not having close friends you really need to work on your social skills way more immediately before trying to get a girlfriend.

Talk to girls damn it! stop being afraid! if they don't want to talk to you or throw the word boyfriend into the conversation don't press being friends too quickly just stay calm!

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you cant get any better

>>719496552
I don't talk to anyone unless they talk to me first, it would be weird if a girl talked to me then I just ignored her :(

>>719496530
I fucking love Osaka

>>719496530
What do I tell the therapist? :(

>>719496210
It's obvious you have self-esteem issues, no words like that or any further advice given can help you. If you think you'll hit some miserable rock bottom i have news for you, you're already there buddy and there's only way to go from that.

Climb up and just start talking to people, yes you will be terrible at it and embarass yourself but you will come to improve yourself.

Just take the first step and go out into life anon!

>>719491777
First of all, leave this horrible place, it conditions you to hate and be close minded.
Secondly, socialise in real life.
Third, don't be desperate, don't demand perfection, be open.

Good luck anon.

>>719491777
sauce on this model?

>>719491777
and ugly people losers smell like shit and why ugly people losers that is unattrative jealous of ugly popular people and try to hold on to people the ugly way by making the unattrative popular people insecure and to make ugly popular people gay the ugly way and the ugly people losers smell like poop

Why do Asian babes look so good in bikinis?

>>719496745
You know what you're doing, go against it. Start socializing, who cares if its weird? stop giving a shit and engage in a fucking conversation let the people do the talking just ask a question about themselves and watch as you get initiated into a conversation.

>>719496857
Are we friends now? :)
>>719496893
I don't hate anyone, I'm neutral :)
I don't know how to socialise irl :(
And I'm alright with any girl

>>719497067
Go out into the world and make friends anon, not here...anywhere but here...

>>719491777
This is kinda weird but hear me out. Social situations where the girl can just up and leave are the best places to meet girls. Like someone you work with is waaayyyyyy easier than some slut on the street.

>>719497067
Socialising is like any other skill - you learn by doing.
Be curious about other people, be open about yourself, be unafraid.
Get a hobby, or sport - a social group will invariably grow from participating in something like that.

We tend to forget that we didn't always speak, or walk, that we used to shit ourselves every day.
Then we learned and grew.

Same goes for any other skill, learn by doing.
There is no failure, only experiences.

>>719496953
Evelyn艾莉
I hope you're still here, had to search for the sauce :(

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>>719497281
>>719497342
Talking to strangers without purpose seems weird, what if they get mad or ignore me?

>>719492043
No you don't, you only like the idea of it because you are supposed to like girls. Only one way to be sure

>>719498055
You can't control other people so there's nothing you can do if they ignore you and people if theyre reasonable won't ordinarily get mad at you if you try to talk to them unless you annoy them hence why you back off if they ignore you.

This is why you need a SOCIAL environment, a place where people WANT to talk to other people is there something you like to do in your spare time?

>>719498055
You're doing it right now, you're talking to a stranger.
Only you're doing it anonymously and in text form.

What do you do during the day?
Do you attend some level of education?
Do you work?

If the former, just talk to you classmates.
If the latter, just talk to your colleagues.
It doesn't have to be about "Big Issues", just about the weather, or ask how they're doing, or if someone wants a cuppa coffee/tea etc. when you get one for yourself.
Start small, like any other exercise, you don't jump into bench pressing half a ton, you start with the smaller weights and then progress from there.

Also, other people's reaction to you is an indicator to whether or not you push too far, if you overstep bounderies, if you interrupt etc.

As I said, learning by doing.

>>719498669
Not in Education, Employment, or Training
:(

>>719498669
This is easy though, anonymous people are nice :)
They don't judge my appearance.

>>719498840
Ok, so pick something. Don't loaf around doing nothing pick a trade or go go college just follow an opportunity it won't be the rest of your life you can always change your direction in life

>>719499204
If I go to college will I be poor and have to pay off debt forever?

>>719498840
Get a hobby or sport?
>>719498952
The people you want to socialise with won't either.
Don't socialise just for sake of it - do it with people you want to talk to, and who will accept you for who you are.
Avoid the superficial - this is hard when you're young, because there's nothing more judgemental than young people.
But be patient with yourself and others.

>>719499327
What is a hobby? Where do I go to socialize with people IRL? I don't know where anyone my age hangs out at except school and I'm not in school right now.

>>719499576
Hobby?
You can join a choir, or a martial arts club, or an athletics club, you can follow a course in art/painting or some sort of craft - the possibilities are endless.
You have the entirety of google at your fingertips, all you have to do is search.

And remember, anything you pick to learn about, WILL become interesting as you absorb knowledge/skill.

Best of luck.

>>719499963
what if the kids make fun of me for watching naruto and being in the karate class?

1) Don't have a girlfriend? Work out, make money, and be charismatic.
2) Don't know how to work out? Join a local club for people who work out, and learn from them.
3) Don't have income? Make stuff. Sell stuff. Repeat.
4) Can't make stuff? Join a local club for people who make stuff. Learn from them.
5) Can't sell stuff? Join a local club for people who sell stuff. Learn from them.
6) Don't have charisma? Make friends via steps 2, 4, and 5.

Trial and error is your friend. Embarrassment builds character. Follow standard operating procedures.

>>719491777
Ill never have one again. do you wish you were me instead?

>>719500455
Why, are you gay now?

>>719500171
You worry needlessly.

Also, you don't need college. You have libraries and the internet. You can learn faster on your own. College is for rich people. You can go to college once you have a fat wad of cash on hand to pay for it.

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>>719491777
i had a girlfriend for 8 months senior year of highschool. overrated and not worth the effort. been single for 4 years and only consider suicide once per day

>>719491777
Then get off of this god damn website and go outside.

>>719500597
How do I get fat wad of cash without job gained with college skills? Aren't I only able to work at a fast food restaurant? How do I learn high paying skills without college?

>>719500728
I try to go outside but then I just stand there for a while and go back inside, it seems like a waste of time to go outside without purpose.

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>>719500704
I know that feel...

You need gay conversion therapy my dude

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>>719500556
no i am not gay. I do still very much love women and i do enjoy them from time to time. I've just realized that i don't need anyone that close to my personal life to be able to fuck me over like they have in the past. I've overcame a lot, and i don't need someone dragging me down with their own problems.
I'm perfectly happy being alone.

>>719501726
I've been alone for too long now :( got boring after a while.

>>719501047
You need therapy it seems.
You believe things will just automatically happen once you step outside the door. It won't.
You need to be proactive.
As has been said, get a hobby.

>>719501874
ive found talking to women in waves is better for me. that way i don't loose focus of what i really need to be doing in life. sometimes i wont talk to a girl for 6 months. and ive found it really helps me have a clear head and focus on what i need to be doing to get my life in order. If anything does happen with a girl i let them know right off the bat that it probably wont happen again for a year or so. They're usually fine with it. and afterwards we go our separate ways.

Recently some girl started talking to me, she just started by saying that I'm her boyfriend now. I don't know if she's joking or serious, wat do?

>>719502618
how old are you?
how old is she?

if either of those numbers are above 18. tell her to fuck off. you dont need that kind of crazy shit in your life.

>>719502283
That's awesome, I don't think I could talk to a wave of women, just one is hard enough for me.

>>719502747
We're both 18

>>719502270
Is playing an instrument a hobby?

>>719502751
i dont talk to a wave of women. i talk to them in waves as a reference of time. i will have dry spells of talking with women because i choose to. i usually talk to one or two women at a time. but they already know this is a no strings attached type thing. and afterwards i walk away.

>>719502821
do you know her personally?

>>719502960
Oh lol

>>719503025
Not really, we have mutual friends and one of them told her about me I guess.

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>>719496782
Oh me too man, she's legit the best!

>>719503169
go for it. whats the worst that can happen?
you end up dating and you fuck her.
only to find out shes a crazy bitch and then you leave her.

>>719503618
kek

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>>719491777
Having or getting a girlfriend isn't something to brag about either...
At least i don't find it noteworthy
Wonder why when a mate gets a girlfriend and says he got a girl everyone is like: Ow yeah? Cool. and we just move on with the conversation.
God damn it what i'm trying to tell someone as young as yourself with my limited English skills is that getting a girlfriend isn't that hard or a big deal.

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>>719503950
should I just become wizard

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>>719491777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIuotFZnBtk

>>719504450
:'(

>>719504439
bad picture but the final form says "Power immeasurable awaits those who transcend the mortal plane pf existence. Even gods tremble at the mention of your name. A V-Card ages like fine wine, and yours has blossomed into the powers of an overgod."