Would /b/ fuck a retard?

is water wet?

itt retarded fucking stories

Sure. I just wouldn't let her suck me off, cause chances are, she'll just slobber all over it or bite it.

>>719484314

yes

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nope

twixar.me/1HC

>>719484223
Dump the set

>>719484223
with out question , in fact I hope to do so one day.

>>719484223
Absolutely, if it's a girl

I forget what country it is, but apparently it's illegal for retards to have kids.

the only exception to rule 34 is down syndrome porn.

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the question is how would you fuck her? ass, throat or pussy?

>>719484223
already done it nigga

was not bad, actually felt just the same as fucking "normal" chicks

honestly a bit better because she was more easily controlled and was still physically hot

>>719484223
I'd tag a sped if she was into it. I might be sick, but I'm not a rapist.

>>719486037
she a fetal alcohol syndrom?

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Hay guys lets hook up.

>>719484223
Uh she doesn't look mentally challenged

>>719486145
Would still do it

>>719486067
Story?

>>719486145
None of these girls are mentally challenged. Maybe besides her.

>>719485981
Hahahaha

NO EXCEPTIONS!

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>>719486145
Sure thing, this is all I need

if she giving those fuck me eye like in OP's post then I'd probably fuck the chromosomes right out of her

>>719486145
Maisie is that you?

>>719484223

/b/ fucks retards every time they fap

>>719485981
oh sweet summer child

>>719484223

I jerk off all the time...

>>719486272
hot viet chick sees me on campus, i had just posted some damn good selfies

she runs up to me asking me a model, of course i say yes. She asks me for my number, i give it. hang out...cant quite place it, she is weird, but 8/10 ish so i stick with it.

go to her room, notice she drills simple math, i'm talking 4+5 = 9, 3+2 = 5 and shit. we're in college, she is a first year.

anyways, i fuck this bitch, shes a total whore and lets me use her body, had a bunch of stories about how other guys use her like a whore.

then she got arrested for being a retard, assaulted a roommate in a fit of tard rage.

never to be seen or heard from again.

>>719486145
>dem teeth
Jesus fuck, it looks like she'd bite your dick off without any problems.

>>719486916

would you consider her a functioning retard or a herp derp retard

>>719487139
If he couldn't quite place it I'm guessing functioning


Unlike you

>>719486608

Better cut some holes in it or you won't be able to see, m8

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>>719487139
functioning
not herp derp
passable
until she starts talking

pic related

only if she has big tits

>>719484223
>Would /b/ fuck a retard?
Yeah, I bang my wife almost every night.

>>719487390
Holy shit she's pretty cute. Is she autistic?

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>>719484223
the distance between her eyes gives her away.

Other than that, nice.

>>719484223
if anyone want sauce
here
https://xhamster.com/movies/1181315/padre_damian_evita.html

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>>719484223
you are all degenerates of the highest caliber, tards should be gassed not fucked

>719487800

torbe is pretty sick

>>719487800
>21:00

Turned off for life.

>>719487965
He fucks some fine ass bitches.

>>719487390

100% wouldn't have guessed

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ass, throat or pussy?

>>719487260

you're a loser

>>719484223
I do all the time

She's called my wife

>>719487988
>https://xhamster.com/movies/1181315/padre_damian_evita.html
why?

>>719484223
Most of /b/ are fucking retarded, so yes.

>>719488368
sorry, 21:45-22:00

Can't do.

>>719488444
>>https://xhamster.com/movies/1181315/padre_damian_evita.html
lmfao fair enough that was gross, not her fault though

>>719484223

Man, I'm not fucking an obscurus.

>Be 22 years old
>Dating 7.5 to 8, she is really insecure and unstable
>I work at a farm
>Drive a younger co-worker home
>We talk about sex and picking up girls
>I brag about how I pulled over recently and chatted up a hot blonde girl with a foregin accent who was walking her dog.
>Drop him off
>Back home, she is pissed, my phone called her while I was driving, she heard the whole brag
<Try to explain that it was before I was with her
<Not good enough, Anon!
<I never fucked her.. I wouldn't ever fuck her
<Oh yeah, you wouldn't fuck a hot blonde? (She was blonde too and felt like a detective here I bet).
<She is a retard.
<Oh, so now all blondes are stupid?
<No, she was 19 and I was trying to make plans with her, and it was really hard to understand her on the phone.
<And?
<And.. eventually I heard her say that she couldn't see me because she was in an after school program. At first I thought she was a youth coach or something.. but it turns out she was in the program.. she is retarded

Relationship never recovered. I flirted with the idea of banfinf the hot slow girls for years.. she has a new baby now.

>>719488211
Ear hole and nose hole only

>>719484223
I would and I have.
She wasn't properly potato retarded, but clearly a bit derpy.
>generally ok looking, decent tits
>slighty lazy in left eye, didn't track quite as well as the other
>had that thumb tucked in/closed hand on the left too that indicates a muscular component
She was into it and definitely came, although not sure that she knew what she was in for when I said I was going to put it in her ass. She was very quiet, and think it probably hurt more than she let on.
>didn't slow me down, giving the painal is always a turn on
Fucked her a couple times again since, she doesn't ever complain when I do random fucked up shit to her, I don't think she has the guts to or just enjoys it, either one is fine.

>>719485335
MODS

>>719489481
She's clearly of age.

I'm positive the noises would make me go flaccid

>>719484223
thats the sexually provocative hottest retard i ever seen. shes probably not even a retard

>>719484223
>face is actually pretty cute

lets see those teeth op

>>719489859
Dude she clearly has down's.

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My niece is mentally retarded but if you were to see her across the room you'd think she's like any preteen everywhere. I make her suck my balls and let me pound her from behind every time I babysit her.
>Mfw Brother told me I'm her favorite uncle last week

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>>719490080
Kek, how old is she anon?

>>719484645
Kek

>>719490080
... babysit?

>>719490718
Literally.

>>719490080
Greentext us a babysitting story anon.

>>719487325
Who told you she has down?