Ask a Starbucks barista of 3 years anything

How much coffee have you poured on your dick

So you are 3 years old

>>719483577
Why did they hire you?

>>719483690
19 sorry guy :/

>>719483773
My pops was a regular at the store I work at and he got me an interview

>>719483577
are there any hot girls at your work?

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What's it like having no future.

do you feel stupid calling yourself a "barista" while working at what's basically a fast food joint?

Are you a handsome boy?

Post nudes for trips

>>719484701
Question or rhetorical statement? Starbucks offers a lot of opportunities including basically free college so your point is invalid

>>719483577
What do you think about the new mobile ordering

>>719484795
Not at all, girls dig it so..

>>719484952
Pretty handy actually, the only enjoyable part of my job is making drinks and being able to do that without talking to customers is great

>>719484437
Not mine bro:/ they come and go but only the gays and sjws usually stay for more than a few months

Why did Starbucks install those machines that you guys punch the order into ? Your guy's coffee is pretty horrid anymore

I mean it was bad before, bUT now it's like worse

Does your soymilk get clumpy even when it's not outdated? The one where I worked had shit soy and I couldn't ever serve it

>>719483577
Got any bad customer stories??

>>719485396
A register? Im not sure what you mean. Our coffee is only good when you've acquired a taste for it, I only like our espresso

what's it like having an embarrassing job that will get you no where

>>719485606
Soy and almond milk you have to shake the shit out of dude, sometimes the coconut milk too

>>719485785
Irrelevant question, working a job in which you serve people allows you to meet tons of people. I landed an internship with a mason cause I was nice to a guy in drive thru

>>719485827
Yeah I used to like soy but now I can't fuck with that shit because of what I've seen. One time it just kind of slid out of the container like mucous.

>>719483577
why does the coffee taste like poop

what's it like having a worthless pathetic job. you probably don't even fuck the regular Starbucks hoes that come in. fucking loser

>>719485672
Not a register lol, maybe it's only in WA state so far. Eh, Starbucks has shit espresso

>>719485827
ALSO do orders with several Frappuccinos make you want to kill yourself too? That shit made me want to quit my job every time. I worked in a hospital that served Starbucks and the hospital had this refill program for 82 cents every time you brought back your cup or a cup that you got from before. We weren't supposed to do the 82 cent refills on shit like frappuccinos but our shitty fucking lead that thought she ran the place made us all do it so I would have people coming in with cup carriers filled with just empty used Starbucks cups and they would want them all filled with different frappuccinos. Shit made me borderline homocidal.

>>719483577
Have you seen chef

>>719485629
Yeah actually but not many,
>few weeks ago I was working register
>50 year old woman walks up
"How's it going?"
"I'll get a ...."
>instantly know a customer who doesn't acknowledge you is getting the shit treatment
"What's your name for the cup?"
"Uh it's trump"
>after seeing videos on Facebook people try to get reactions out of me and other partners are Starbucks
>I tell her that when her drink is made it may not be called by the name just the beverage title (my manager was making drinks and he's a total liberal fag)
>"well company policy says...."
>so this broad does this for a living I guess
>I know a good amount of things related to policy and corporate
>I write the name so its not even legible
>manager calls the drink my it's name not "trump"
>the lady says how she's calling corporate and getting the drinks refunded because the name wasn't called
>manager states how he can't read the name so she has no valid reason to call
>last ended up going ballistic with yelling and had to be escorted by a cop (cops weren't called, a lot of customers are police force and paramedics

>>719485997
Our pumpkin spice and butterscotch is a no go for me

>>719486537
Fraps make me wanna kill myself but now what really gets me going are our new shaken drinks, smoothies and the fucking granitas that our putrid

>>719487005
> instantly know customers who dying acknowledge you get the shit treatment
I'm glad I'm not alone

>>719487322
Today I asked a dude how his day had gone and he replies "venti dark"
Like fuck off

>>719486729

this is funny because trump fags are still paying the six bucks for a venti crapamel frap. please laugh at your trump cup while you waste your income and feed our corporation

>>719487311
What about those cheeky bitches that want the "secret menu" shit? I would get so annoyed with people that when they would come up and ask for something dumb I would just go "sorry, we don't have that here" and since we weren't a real Starbucks and didn't actually have everything that you guys have, I'd get away with it unscathed.

>>719487654
Fact. During the Christmas holiday season laumuch people would come in and try to debate us about the cups' designs and what not.

>>719487455
'How are you today sir?'
'rogue one, I'm a senior'

>boi's getting regular priced tickets every time

>>719483577
How did you feel about that ridiculous christmas starbucks cup design that happened awhile back? Did you have to deal with those annoying idiots where you work?

>>719487789
This fat bitch always comes thru and orders "three medicine balls", she describes them as tea with random syrup and lemonade steamed and some other shit. The three are all made different and she complains when we dont know what they are. When I make them it's half lemondane steamed and hot water, so it becomes a tea latte but this woman always says she charged less even though I ring her out every damn day.
I hate my job I just love free shit I take

>>719483577
How can you deal with your live being a life failure?
Do you blame your parents or the society?

>>719488178
Literally lol when I see people do it to my coworkers, you can see it in their faces >>719488271
Yes people go crazy over a paper fucking cup with a cardboard sleeve. Some customers get heated depending on how they feel about it

>>719488178
This. Shit. Gets. Me. Every. Fucking. Time. I'm a cashier now in the cafeteria and every time some old motherfucker tries to remind me that they're a senior shitizen it instantly pisses me off

>>719488362
Explain how I'm a failure as a 19 holding a 30 hour per week job and going to college full time..? I blame you for your ignorance

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Murica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyjEto89mJk

>>719488644
Yeah, doing coffee is not a "job" darling.
Sorry for popping your bubble but you aren't doing anything productive to the society or anybody, you literally serve us drinks.

>>719488607
I used to have a guy come thru and he'd just say his order and that's it because he was deaf from aging
Dude came in for as long as I remember then,I was thinking about the old geezer the other day and realized he probably died. Deserved it tho he was an asshole

>>719488772
Pls include your age, education, occupation, and salary in your next post. Thank you.

>>719488772
Takes more skill to do than sit at a desk and whatever shit job you have

>>719488607
fuck them my man
>won't even warn them it's in 3D
just call me the baddest motherfucker in a box office

>>719489051
Let me guess
>30
>male
>single
>40k

>>719488772
>>719488644
Sorry, just checkedand I'm pretty sure you are a white girl.

You thing your job isawesome because all your other white girl friends told you "you are the shit Anon! Working on starbucks must beso coooool!" to get freedrinks.

I mean, I get it, as a white girl that's pretty much all youcan do, it's like a modern version of "get into the kitchen and get me a sandwich!".

So, can you get me one darling?I promise to tell you it was awesome as a reward

>>719489175
I hate old people because I have to deal with them so often

>>719489201
>Think
Sorry,being aroundhipsters affects my brain.

>>719489201
I'm a bro so the fact that you're making up some nonexistent argument is kind of funny, cuck

>>719489175
Shit dude you're a monster lol.

>>719489288
we would get along well my man

>>719489051
Probably more than a white uneducated girl competing on asocietywith her only knowledge being her major on "Instagramfilters", "snapchat stickers" and "facebook memes".

>>719489424
It's funny, you calling somebody a "cuck" when you are on the kitchen all day.

Teenagers are so depressing. Next thing you are going to tell me is that "I'm very intelligent andI work on starbucks because I like it".

>>719488880
I have this same old dude and I think he's probably not so bad but the fact that he's in there every single day and walks up to me and says "two senior salads" like I'm not the one to ring him up every day and I don't know already really makes me want him to just be admitted already

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>>719483577
What's the best pro tip advice you can give me IN GENERAL ABOUT DRINKS OR COFFEE?

>>719489600
"Probably more" lol you won't even give a real answer. Get the fuck out, nerd.

>>719489467
I have learned to live with myself.

>>719489762
As if you were to order a drink?

>>719489915
Still waiting on the answer for "How does it feel to be a life failure?"

Where do you work & how long have you worked there?

>he makes brown water for yuppies for a living

top kek

>>719490041
Are you just not seeing that I stated I'm in college you fuck

>>719490163
It doesn't matter buddy.
Why so mad?

>>719488772
People like you upset me, working in the service industry is fucking terrible, because of narcissistic people such as yourself, if what Op does isn't a real job in your opinion then why don't you pour your own coffee, make your own pizza, or make and serve the meal at the restaurant you go to to flash your money around that you value your entire existence with. But you're probably some basement dweller trying to feel better about himself.>TLDR you're a bigger faggot than all OPs combined

>>719490021
A new York starbucks, coming up on three years

>>719489918
I think I would hate working in a movie theater even more. I bet you get a bunch of preteens going on their first adventure away from home without their parents

>>719490266
t. buttblasted starcuck worker

>>719490266
The way you said this is amazing I love you

>>719490266
Checked and well written.

>>719490266
My narcissismisn't the one to blame for yourlifebeing shit.
Anyway you should go back tothe kitchen and get me a sandwich.

>>719490390
>>719490461
Found the failed abortions.

>>719483577
do you know about Lucas Werner?

For real though, is the employee discount any good? I'm considering putting in an application.

>>719490483
>Go back to the kitchen
Preteen incoming

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>>719490698

>>719490622
No, enlighten me

>>719490326
absolutely. they ride around on scooters and try to sneak into R rated movies. it's not my cup of tea

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>>719490483
this cant be real

>>719483577
How is that liberal arts degree working for you?

>>719490841
He probably dropped out college since "fuck the system"

>>719490678
It's like 40 percent on anything bUT once you're their for a bit and earn respect from other baristas everyone hooks each other up with free stuff

>>719490813
That sounds much worse than dealing with oldfags all day. I just charge people too much money for shitty hospital food and hear the same shitty "is it free today hahahahaha" joke

>>719490975
>respect
>baristas
HEHE

>>719490375
>Implying I work for Starbucks
>Implying there's anything wrong with working for a living
You make assumptions because I defended a 19 year old going to school and trying to better himself,and even if I worked at Starbucks or within the service industry why would it matter, without these people all the services you take for granted wouldn't be available to you. Matter of fact the chef in the high class restaurant probably makes more than you do, also the white collar job you may or may not have can be done by a machine 1000x more efficiently so in this day and age you are irrelevant. Cunt.

"He may be the devil,
or he may be the Lord
But someday you're gonna have to
Serve someone.

>>719491031
>respect
>human
...

>>719490975
i work at one in a grocery store, we are not supposed to get discounts or even tips. but i usually work the register so if i want and if i just print out a receipt for the previous transaction or just undercharge them i can hook people up with free stuff

>>719491102
You mad?

>>719491160
>Has ashit work
>"Cheats" the system
Seems alright.

>>719491007
that's no way to live, friend. jello days can't be all that bad

>>719491102
I like the tasteful "cunt" at the end. Verr nice.

>>719491102
It's okay. Hillary has another chance in 2020.

>>719488644
Ooh 30 hours a week and going to school fulltime.thats ruff anon, I hope you're not going to become an engineer because you'll certainly be overworked.

>>719490622
http://www.dailymail.co. uk/news/article-4082616/I-won-t-stop-m-dating-women-born-1990s-Homeless-man-37-banned-Starbucks-asking-barista-16-admits-lying-age-dating-websites-meet-young-women.html

basically a 37 year old mentally ill homeless man that thinks he has super sperm that cures cancer hit on a 16 year old barista and got banned, then cried ageism

>>719491282
I'm trying to get out. Maybe find some place that serves alcohol so I can make some decent tips.

>>719490803

fuck. i replied to myself lol

see

>>719491410

>>719491398
>Engineer
Please no.
I don't want my next car to smell like coffee and have a coffee machine included.

>>719491433
That's probably a good idea. I bet you'd be a lot happier there too

>>719491217
>You mad?
Typical juvenile response it is clear that you are unable to refute my statements therefore I will not waste anymore time with an ignoramus.
>PS ignoramus means: (an ignorant person/ one who lacks knowledge)

>>719491613
*Tips fedora*

>>719491599
>Literaly the same work but with alcohol.
WEW

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>>719490803
he has a facebook too but banned me for trolling him

>>719491613
>he thinks that's the guy he replied to

kek

>>719491706
Major on facebook memes, told you.

>>719490803
he also sharts his pants in the video at 7:45ish

literally thinks he is entitled to 16 year old pussy

figured he would be a sbux legend nationwide. this story was picked up all over the world lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GebHnH4zSyw&feature=youtu.be

>>719491470
I've seen whacky customers and they all have ridiculous excuses
Once I had a homeless guy lock himself in the bathroom as we were trying to close. Just weird man

>>719491825
Whacky ass Dude, we have this old guy who says he invented tipping batistas and tries to take our tips because he feels intitled

>>719491931
Lucas werner is on a whole nother level man. his step brothers disowned him because he said his 10 year old niece was hot, then threatened to rape his sister in law when they cut his contact with the niece.

he literall thinks his old man sperm can cure cancer, aging, depression, etc, and therefore girls (not women) should be throwing themselves at him

watch the video. he fucking rips a loud ass wet fart at 7:48

>>719483577

Check'd, and have you ever gone somewhere without camera's. Licked your gloves then touched gloves to things that touch coffee? Blenders etc.

>>719492112
I heard, is he fucking dillusional or something

>>719492159
Nothing that petty. Our protocol is to use gloves when making food or heating a pastry but I usually barehand that shit and most customers wouldn't give a shit. Sometimes there a visible fruit flies of food and people still don't care, alot of people have low standards regardless

>>719492241
schitzo, bipolar, and some other personality disorder confirmed. also diabetic and has MRSA sores all over his back, but refuses to take any meds until he gets a gf. also got busted by the itnernet sending dick pics to a 15 year old. he also moved from olympia to spokane for a catfish

him again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daq9wwQdt5Q

ITT: Baristas circlejerking abouttheir life being shit

>>719483577
who's the handsome boy

>>719492443

Oh well thats cool; I swear i've only been in maybe 5 starbucks in my life but i have NEVER ordered anything. 24 here, they always look at me like im some piece of shit scumbag who doesnt deserve their precious bean cream.

>>719492743
I'd say Starbucks would be top of the line fast food at lowest, and I treat customers based on how the treat me. If you're cool I'm cool

>>719483577
What was your worst experience with a costumer?

>>719483577
in what city do you work?

>>719483577
what kind of career do you think you'd have now if you'd paid attention in school?

>>719493478
Syracuse

>>719493543
kek this moron probably did 8 years of college and has 250k of debt

>>719493435
When I was sixteen and first got this job a lady screarned her lungs out over a 60 cent charge and it changed my perception on my custies so much. I don't have a lot of bad stories just weird ass people

why does starbucks coffee taste like shit?

>>719483577
What are your five favorite movies?

>>719489738
wtf did you try to fucking say you dumbfuckistanian???

>>719489970
yes

>>719483907
can I marry you and live with you please

>>719483577
Ever got in a big fight with a customer?

Is it worth it?
What do you want to do with the rest of your life?
Do you see yourself moving up the corp. ladder?
Fuck any of your coworkers after hours/during breaks?

>>719494270
I'll give you a few
>if you never know what to order no matter what coffee shop go hot vanilla latte
>ask for your coffee black with room, batistas don't know how much of milk or sugar you want
>never get pumpkin flavoring it's probably gonna lead to cancer with all the shit in it
I've got a lot more

>>719494366
Yes, nudies + ts

Dutchbros is better

>>719486476
I'm in Lynnwood and I ain't seen it yet, are you next to the HQ in Seattle?

>>719494475
No, some rachet coworker almost swing on me once she was scary. She weighed a solid 220 and told is she was once a dominatrix

>>719494747
Maybe they're talking about the Clover coffee? The technology is pretty neat, but I've yet to actually try any.

>>719494595
When I get home after a shift it's totally worth it.
I'm majoring in accounting so if I could move up I would, it's a great company.
Told a girl I could getc her hired if she fucked me, fucked her but she didn't follow up call like I told her

>>719494603
please continue

>>719494914
Ohh a clover machine. My store isnt busy enough but they are amazing machines. They're like instant pour overs

>>719495059
are there any drinks you actually like?

>>719483577
Why the fuck aren't you a coffee master yet? I got my black apron within 2 months of working there.

How do you live with yourself knowing that most of your peers from high school are either in college or already have higher paying jobs with salaries they can live on?

I'm a barista as well and suicide seems like the answer

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>>719483577
3 years and no black aprons...what's your excuse anon.
>mfw other anons won't even know the significance of the black apron.

>>719495049
>if you have a large order Mobile order>inside store>drive thru,
Large orders can be stressful and fuck a whole Lotta things up
> if you have a friend that works at Starbucks never expect a free drink thy is so shady, working here while in Starbucks I found a lot of people wanting to use me
>"skinny" drinks aren't actually good for you, so many people have a misconception that skinny means healthy when it really means not as bad as the regular version. The skinny versions taste funny anyway
>when a barista asks your name you should expect it to be fucked up. Half the time we can't hear you or you have a whack name.

>>719495532
I refer you to

>>719495403

you nigger.

>>719494112
rolling for this

>>719495342
Caramel apple spice (steamed apple juice with cinnamon and whipped cream) is good but makes you shit like a bird, also caramel machiatos are great drinks, but when it comes down to cost for taste our ice coffee is good

>>719495403
I don't care for coffee that much I just like making drinks

>>719495532
I'm not a try hard faggot

>>719495785
im a barista too, just curious what others prefer, i heard the v.(dont know how to spell it) orange was really good but was discontinued before i started working there. i like the cm just prefer it iced

>>719495941
Valencia orange was another drink girls my age were obsessed with. Was good though

>>719495845
but the raise alone is worth it retard.

>>719495775
reroll

Do you have the ear expander thingies

>>719495775
>book of Eli
>shawshank
>green mile
>lord of rings series
>o brother where art thou

>>719496020
the pink drink seems to be the craze around my area for the girls. i have to admit, its a guilty pleasure of mine

>>719496026
Im not able to decipher the difference between coffee easily so

So, any plans for the future? Or are you going to live in your parents' basement, grow a man-bun, become a total pussy, take part-time classes in Women's Studies at the local Community College, for the rest of your life?

>>719496215
I agree iced cm but pinkdrinks popular, now imake a fuck ton of Fraps for some God awful reason even though there is snow outside

>>719496326
That's the plan good job

>>719496128
Explain I'm not sure what you speak of

>>719496402
dude i got hit with that just a couple days ago, even though i am the oddball and dont mind making fraps, i was still baffled by how many people wanted one. btw if you are op and replied to the movie question, you got good taste. enjoy every one of those flicks

>>719496630
It's me man where you working at? What state

>>719486394
I've worked for starbucks for 2 years and it's exactly what you imagine. this guy either works at a slow store or hasn't really worked for 3 years. Fuck retail it's all a fucking joke when it's Starbucks expensive™

>>719496727
waynesville, nc. its in a grocery store so we dont get some things that corporate stores do (some people get pretty peeved at that). most of the coworkers and customers are pretty cool though. im just stoked the holiday season is over. we were slammed right after christmas

>>719496979
Is the only difference your store doesn't have a few things that others do

>>719497138
we cant take tips, i can help them earn stars but we cannot redeem star rewards (that includes birthday beverages or other digital promotions, however, if they save 12 receipts from our kiosk they can get a free drink of their choice, and a corporate store isnt too far from our location) i also am technically an employee of the grocer, not starbucks, but my time there will allow me to transfer to another starbucks location if i want

>>719497560
forgot to add, that even though im technically not allowed to take tips, some of my customers choose to ignore that rule, i have told some of them i cannot officially accept tips, but they do it in a way i have no choice but to pick up the money. for example this guy who is obviously a biker, orders a venti black eye, every time i ring up his order, he puts a couple $1's on the counter and walks off. the first time he did it, i had a huge line. he knew i wouldnt be able to take the time to chase him down