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Hay /b/ Roast me And yes I'm 18

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Hay /b/
Roast me
And yes I'm 18
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>>719474156
you look like a lesbian
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>>719474156
How pig is your benis?
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>>719474156
there's already a thread
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you look like it'd be easy to persuade you to suck a dick
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>>719474156
Are you a dude or a chick?
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>>719474156
Hair lookin' hella soft RESPECT
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>>719474156
who is this little lesbian and how tight is her pussy
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>>719474721
Thanks,
>>719474447
Around 5
>>719474622
>>719474360
>>719474622
>>719474821
You guys saying I look like a girl and I look gay kinda makes me feel good
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>>719474622
pretty much this
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What type of sand monkey are you ?
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?
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>>719474156
what do you do to you'r hair?
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>>719474156
Are you one of the 72 virgins?
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Post butt, you're kinda cute
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>>719474967
glad you feel good when called gay. let's be honest here, if you were straight you would end up committing suicide sooner or later
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>>719475058
>>719474622
I'm a dude
>>719475154
I'm a half breed
>>719475262
I use an all natural shampoo. Ocasionally use coconut oil over night, and also I wash my hair with somewhat cold water before I get out of the shower, other then that it's mostly genetics, I naturally have thick and wavy hair
>>719475726
Thanks man, I'm bi and no joke I get a good bit of attention from both genders >>719475572
Maybe
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Forgot pic, I'm a dude if anyone is still questioning that
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>>719476819
Are you a virgin?
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>>719477887
Yes but out of choice
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>>719478293
explain
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>>719478379
he has not been raped yet (shocker I know)
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>>719478379
kinda looking for the right person.
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>>719478493
I almost have been a few times,
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>>719478535
soo no gf yet?(or bf idk)
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>>719474156
Your girly hair is so soft and cossy i want to lick it and i want to cum in your glasess then clean them with my tonge
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>>719478535
I-i can be your right person, anon
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You look like sammyclassicsonicfan and twice as autistic.
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>>719474156
You're pretty hot, post nudes
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gay harry potter
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>>719474156
Why the glasses?
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>>719478648
Stories. Now.
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I remember you OP, I wanted to date you xD
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rawr xD
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Get eye brows threaded,grow hair and ur a good trap
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Pacheco?
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>>719474156
I can't roast you cutie, I'd rather fuck you instead
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>>719474156


cute as fuck
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Sorry guys my power went out for a second
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what's your #?
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>>719474156
Would fuck with a bag over your head/10
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>>719484606


He's beautiful. Why would you do such a thing?
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>>719478818
Had a bf, almost had a gf, bad experiences and ended up with depression after
>>719478931
So basically you wanna eat your own cum and my hair
>>719479232
Finally some roasting
>>719479879
Heard it before
>>719480066
Not really worth telling
>>719481356
I dont wanna
>>719482185
Aren't you a gentalman
>>719479187
Maybe
>>719479579
I'm too classey for dat
>>719479987
My eyes are fucked and I'm doing my collage work
>>719480435
Thanks, if only you were in Ireland
>>719480705
Neah
>>719482060
What
>>719484240
I like good looking dudes that don't act gay as fuck and I like girls that aren't cunts
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>>719474156
dude, your really cute (im a faggot and dont see many cute people here)
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>>719479232
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>>719484907


You're so fucking adorable.

What is your ethnicity?
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>>719484907
you are so fucking cute, i just wanna hold you and snuggle you, and never let go
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>>719476819
post your cock, fucker
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>>719476819
Would still fuck you
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>>719484922
I'm not, it's all about the lighting fam
>>719484954
Middle eastern, grew up in ireland, place sucks.
>>719485105
That would be really nice
>>719485138
Nu
>>719485436
Not the first to say that
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>>719474156
Would bang 7/10
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modern day Aladdin?
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>>719485760


would love to see him dressed like this
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>>719485840


fappable
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>>719474156
You look like that Ahmed bomb kid if he went emo
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>>719485760
>>719485840
I should totally play him in the live action remake
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>>719485624
if you were here right now, i would just hold you all night (nothing sexual would happen unless you want it to) i would keep you warm and safe and rub your back.... you are so fucking cute, i cant stand it
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>>719474156
Which city you at? i want to fuck that mouth
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>>719486147


would love to see it <3
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>>719486179
you stay away from him
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>>719486161


you gotta film it right now!

Aladdin is 18 in the story
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>>719486147
Ok, were kinda the same race I guess
>>719486169
All this just makes me feel lonely
>>719486179
It ain't fun without feelings
>>719486361
My entire animation class makes fun of Disney and I'm into sci-fi tbh
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>>719486254

Fuck that. Saw that he was a dude, still dont care.
Would fuck that mouth!
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>>719486735
Forgot the pic again
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>>719486179
Fine, Ill give you tender and sweet feelings. =)
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>>719486735
>animation class


how could you be even more attractive? gosh
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deadsullivan.bandcamp.com
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>>719486735
dude, where are you? i would so go pick you up
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>>719486777


Congrats, not only did you roll trips, but you are officially bisexual. :)
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>>719487036

Why thank you =)
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>>719486735
hey, do you have a skype? its >>719486169
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>>719486777
Welcome to the dark side
>>719486866
Midlands, and no I don't wanna meet a stranger.
>>719486967
Is being incredibly shy attractive?
>>719487032
Could you drop me off at ait by 9
>>719487126
Long distance is torture, I have a kik
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>>719487504
super kawaii desu~
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>>719487504


too much kawaii to handle at once
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>>719487504
>Is being incredibly shy attractive?


it can be.
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>>719487504
ive never used Kik, skype is more convenient, should i get it?
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>>719474156

Jesus, youre too adorable to even roast.
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>>719487724
I only use Skype for family and close friends, kik is ok I guess
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>>719487504
>>719487724
im downloading kik and making an account right now
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>>719488012
That was a fast fuckin reply,
Zad3r is my username
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>>719488215
sent a message
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>>719476819

>still questioning if a dude

Ha
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i think O.P. Left...
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>>719489063
I'm still here, thread is dead though
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>>719489309
how big is your cock OP ?
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>>719474156
Please date me :3
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>>719474156
I want to have gay sex with you, faggot.
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Nice address.
Want some pizza?
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>>719490339
I would actually love that tbh, just get the extra dip
>>719489742
5
>>719489900
Mmmmm
>>719489999
Cool as long as I'm the one giving


I have collage in like 2 hours so I might leave soon
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>>719474156
you try to trap but you're so much of a beta that you actually show pussy
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>>719489999
damn quads

>>719490660
you are gorgeous

it must be hard being so pretty
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>>719490660


any chance we can hear your cute Irish accent?
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>>719474156
I'm not too keen on brown eyes but I'd still fuck ye
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>>719490766
I get called a faggot shot and some girls are fucking cunts to me, also the occasional black dude hitting on me.
>>719490852
Just came down from a feaver, voice sounds weird
>>719490694
What
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>>719474156
shitskin/10
kys
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