REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

>>719407009
But I do

>>719407009

You better be right, or I will find and kill you

Come onnn, baby.

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>>719407009
don't tell my wife

>>719407009
Who is this?

i need this

but does she take it up the ass?

I am countin on it

can't hurt

Why the hell not

>>719407009
I just have girlfriend, bitch

>>719407009
aye

>>719407009
aio m8

thank mr. friberg

ayy

Bullshit.

Rolling for dubs to Praise KEK

>>719407009
1

>>719407009
Ah why not, im lonely af anyway

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Rollin

>>719407009
Please work

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What could possibly go wrong?

How's that supposed to happen if I never leave the house?

>>719407009
ok

>>719407009
Pls be my uncle

>>719407009
give me girlfriend SEX SEX SEX ANUS

i know this is going to work

>>719407009
Okay, see you tomorrow

>>719407009
Thats not how life works

>>719407009
Why not.

Quads get

>>719407009
ok

Kek this will work if i get trips

>>719407009
Can I have a different one please. Mine sucks.

>>719407009
hope you're right desu

i want hannah reid to be my girlfriend plssssssssss god

Thanks

GUARANTEED FUCKING REPLIES

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>>719407009
OP HERE ! LET'S FUCKING DO IT NIGNOGS!

>>719407009
Doing it ttwice xd

>>719407009
dibs

>>719409076
Smoking is bad anon, Tsk Tsk

I don't want a girlfriend

RUH ROH RAGGY

Sure

im gay

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>>719409230
LÈ PHEGÓUT

>>719407009
why not?

>>719408540
You jus answered your own question bubba

Hey

This

>>719409377
Chekt

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Can she please be 11?

cant hurt

>>719409450
No

>>719409450
No.

ofc it will work

bump for gf qt π

>>719409450
Absolutely not. Dont ever do that right now

>>719409450
IF my last two numbers are 11 then yes

>>719407009
lies

Fuck it might as well.

>>719407009
Fuck me

>>719409611
You son of a bitch MODDDDS!

>>719409611
holy shit

This is my only hope.

Fuck it maybe it'll work

>>719407009
shit man
when are these boring stupid ass threads going to stop

>>719407009
in

im desperate

>>719407009
I WANT TO BE A NORMIE
I DON'T WANT TO BE AN ASPIE PLS HELP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!1!!1!!!

o shit

>>719409450
NOOOO

Alright.

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>>719409611
>>719409450

OHHH SHEEEEEEEEEE anon gets loli dubs said so

Cool

>>719409748
Me too. Damn do we even have our shit together for a gf right meow? Yall niggas better think before you post

>>719407009
can't hurt anything, right?

>>719407009
Can I get a trap?

>>719407009
There is no hope

So popular so fast

Ok

>>719407009
It may work

>>719409611
why i didn ask for this ...

>>719409933
You sure about that bud? Checked

>>719409697
until you get a girlfriend, the whole world depends on you

Dubz for n asian

>>719409611
Checked'm

sure

Neat

Might as well try

God
Come in God
God come in God
Damn you're a girl
Well, I guess the reason why I'm talking to you tonight is
'Cause I've been doing a lot of thinking and
I consider myself a pretty cool guy
And I've never cheated on any of my girlfriends
Well, well except that one little time in Japan but
That was just some head, and head don't count right?
Ah, thanks God I knew you'd understand
Well, I just feel like,
Well, to be honest with you
God, I just need a sweet bitch
You know, somebody not too fast
But not too slow
'Cause I don't have it all my damn self
And life ain't easy
You know you just want somebody by your side to help smooth that thang out
You know what I'm talking bout?
And, at this point
I mean I am not being picky
She doesn't even have to have a big ol' ass, you know
Just something well proportioned to her body
You know a nice little tail, you know
What?
You say, you say you found somebody?
Is she cute?
So when do I get to meet her?
Ah, God your the greatest
Well, I guess I'll talk to you later
Amen
Oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry

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>>719410345
TOO LONG DIDN'T READ

>TLDR

>>719407009
Need

>>719407009
Kek?

>>719409611
Sweet loli goodness!

Need a pretty face tho

>>719407009
Are you kekking me? I doubt anyone here will even put on pants tmw.

>>719407009
Ok

Will post results

b0ss

>>719407009
I neeed gf

Pls

thank

>>719411000
>>719410988
absorutery czechd

>>719407009
yeah right

Chyea right

Hope you're right

Sick

>>719411222
Nigga you got trips sitchobitchass down

Now i'll have two, thanks

>>719407009
Yes i

yes aye

eh, what do i have to lose?

why me?

>>719407009
k

Already got one.

>>719407009
What source do you draw this super natural power from?

D-don't play with my feelings, anon

>>719407009
yeah...right

But I wanted a grill friend.

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Please anon

Finally, just the thread I need!

>>719407009
Well, I do have a second date with someone tomorrow... I get the night out while the wife puts the kid to bed.

Need a pretty asian bitch

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O yea gibbe de pusy

>>719407009
hell yeah

>>719407009
1

Sweet, always wanted a gf

>>719407009
Im actually pretty hopeful, this isn't to far fetched for once

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>>719407009

k

not likely

oke

>>719407009
i call bullshit, but sure

>>719407009
roololin

tfw no gf ;[

i fucking better

gotta trust /b/

>>719407009
God I need one

>>719407009
What am i living for...

Rollan

>>719407009
pls

>>719407009
The government is monitoring your online activity. Many people are switching to a vpn to stay anonymous and bypass the new internet laws being put in place http://anonyourself.club

Desperate

>>719407009
may aswell try.

Let's have a girlfriend!

>>719407009
Fat

>>719412083
oh fuck off i see you in every damn thread posting your shitty furry picture with some fox thing pouring wine.

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Bls

>>719407009
Thank you but unfortunately i prefer the company of men

Im so desperate...

>>719407009
got a date this weekend too

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>>719407009

whatever

i have nothing to lose

>>719407009
Doubt

>>719407009
And I always thought I'd have to talk to girls. Silly me.

op is a faggot

Fucking hell, im actually in a position that this is feasible.

Desperate queers.

Just rollin

>>719407009
onedya

>>719407009
Pls save me weird picture.

>>719407009
plz

>>719407009
worth a try ://///

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>>719407009

my gf is actually coming here tomorrow since it's gonna be my birthday so yes
for once, lying thread, you're right

>>719407009
desperation of yall is real

Fuck it. Replying.

I bet

>>719407009

xd

Boi

Fuck it

>>719407009
pls b real

>>719407009
rolling

>>719407009
Sounds reliable

Reply

>>719411743
I want her ;_;

>>719407009
roll

I am really desperate

You better not fucking lie to me

>>719407009
This must be legit

LGI

hopefully

>>719407009
nectar

>>719407009
Sure

>>719407009
Doubtful but ok

>>719407009
PLEASE

>>719407009
i trust in you my friend

I don't associate with women

>>719407009
i coulnd need another gf

>>719407009
pls

couldn't hurt

>>719407009
>Fuck You

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I am really really really desperate

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>>719407009

>>719407009
ok

ok

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>>719414168
Really really really really really really really desperate

>>719407009

The last girlfriend I had turned out to be a man

Can I have OP's picture?

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:'(

>>719407009
I don't want gf I want fuck buddy

>>719407009
be aswell

>>719407009
Reply

Lies

>>719407009
sigh

https://soundcloud.com/james-gill-134641764

listen my mixtape bruh

Please work...

God I wish I could be with Lauren again

>>719407009
Sure why not

Why not.

>>719407009
lol bs I never leave my apartment

>>719407009
I don't believe you

>>719407009
Such an outcome would be highly appreciated.

obvsly need t reply to dis no skets need aply innit

last chance

Why not to give a try

>>719407009
Ok

Fuck you all i fucking hate you bitches with no value

pls be true

Let's step it up melissa

>>719407009
K den

as long is she aint a samsquanch

Yay

thx

Hello
I wanna to has the gf

oh great. dafuq

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what could possibly go wrong

>>719407009
Ok

I want to believe

>>719407009
reply

Yes.

top kek

>>719407009
>>>719407009
>
>You better be right, or I will find and kill you
me too

O

>>719411550
Grace Victoria Cox

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ples

>>719407009
2 replys 2 gfs?

testing this system

>>719407009
K

Testtttttttttt

>>719407009
If i don't op family will die tonight in their sleep

Cheers

I can only hope

Challenge accepted

what do i have to lose anyway

>>719407009
Ok

Post the pic of the hottest girl you know and she will be your bitch

>>719407009
ya right

>>719407009
Why not

>>719407009
ok

>>719407009
I have one but two can be funnnn

>>719407009
Nigger

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Pls?

Pls

i want new gf

ive been talking to this girl for a couple of weeks now, maybe this is the bump i was looking for. feelsgoodman

>>719407009
omg

Sue

naicu

>>719407009
ayy okay

>>719407009
na bruh

>>719407009
i dont want a gf, i want a bf

>>719407009
Please.

gib gf pls

>>719407009
>HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

I don't want a gf. I like being alone.

why not

>>719407009
I did this the day before yesterday too you faggot piece of shit

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Inb4 thread deleted because we got hold of a mods snapchat username hahaahahaha

pls

>>719407009
ty, but I sort of got one, it's just not official

>>719407009
Pls

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>>719407009

Plz

>>719407009
/b/ is getting desperate

Pls satan

>>719407009
To this thread

>>719407009
PLease :)

>>719417918
1 up

Ok

nigger

>>719407009
i hope its a trap

I'm a vegan

We will see

>>719407009
faggot

2good 2be true

>>719407009
can't hurt to try.

Well ... nigger

oh shit, I'm one of the retards doing it...

but it's kinda a possibility for me?

>>719407009
ok