Apparently, my girlfriend was caught having sex in a bathroom

asphyxiation by cock

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>>719401303
Your life ain't worth no bitch op.

>>719401303
> Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?

Welcome to being human, be thankful you can feel pain, gather yourself, and prepare for major growth in the months and years ahead.

>>719401303
>community college

$10 says it was a nigger.

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>>719401303
Headbutt a sidewalk curb .

>>719401303
Dump nudes and kill her.

>>719401303
>June 29 2016 Outer Banks.jpg

Pic related?

>Find tall building
>Gain access to roof (might need bolt cutters, might not)
>Jump

Or a very tall bridge. It's not hard to kill yourself. People do it on accident every day.

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>>719401303
starve yourself

>>719401303
If you consider removing yourself because of some other person, you deserve a painful death.

>>719401494
yes.

>>719401519
too fat

Now is the time to fuck the sister and tell your gf alls good.

>>719401447
10 niggers say it was a buck

>>719401303

dump her and move on. if that is her in the pic it will be hard but not as hard as all the dick shes been taking behind your back. ditch the bitch

>>719401612
this

>>719401303
>Wanting to kill yourself over a cum bucket
No bitch on this planet is worth ylife

>>719401303
You pretty much need to plow her sister. Bear in mind, up until now you've been forbidden fruit to her, that + pity = plowed sister.

>>719401802
Come to think of it, post pics of her sister.

shes hot af, you lost faggot

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>>719401566
Just try not to picture her getting fucked really hard by a giant black cock, because if you do, you'll start to imagine how many times she squirted on it before they got caught.

>>719401397
This
>>719401481
Probably not this but still a better alternative to suicide
>>719401670
This

>>719401612
Sooo much this

>>719401886
Now that right there is what you need to do to her sister. Who you should post pics of.

Younger sister or older? Is she above age of consent?
>Revenge bang her high school junior sister

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>>719401447
It was a community college not a homeless shelter

>community college
>bathroom stall

Yeah, she was getting fucked by Tyrone during the entire fall semester. It's a little early in the year for her to be doing that with someone she just met.

>>719402056
oh god damn it.

>>719401979
If he were capable of doing that to her sister, she wouldn't be fucking niggers in the bathroom stall at her local community college.

>>719401979
Now, I'm not saying that you SHOULD bareback a load into her sister, but if you happened to be revenge banging her sister, and her sister happened to dig her fingernails into your ass and wrap her legs around you so you couldn't pull out, and you happened to not be wearing a condom, well, those things just happen sometimes.

Pics of sister.

>>719401886
Squirting is a myth. The girl in your gif is urinating.

We're going to need the name and community college. Be quick about it.

>>719401998
You've never been to a community college before, have you?

>>719401303
eat healthy, exercise, enjoy life for about 60 years.

you will die from this eventually

>>719402286
I don't want revenge. I want a painless way to die.

>>719402378
grow some balls you bitch ass nigga

>>719402279
Squirting is NOT a myth BUT girls that squirt have the clap. Its a side effect of the clap in women. men get reactive arthritis as their rare side effect.

>>719402190
Now, though, he's forbidden fruit, but accessible. He's got a hell of an opening.

>>719401303
>I just found out about it from her sister, who thought I already knew about it.
Like hell she thought you knew. She just narcd out her sister, intentionally. That's how girls operate. She may as well have jumped you then. Ask her out to dinner to "talk." If she tries to steer the conversation, let her. She's steering it to sex.

Why would YOU have to die when your girlfriend is a slut? its her fault, she is the one who should die.

Kill her and if you still feel like killing yourself after it, stream it.

>>719401843
This. If I had a girlfriend that hot and she cheated on me, I would be crushed.

>>719402378
Dont be such a pussy. I swear your generation is just so weak. No wonder she fucks niggers for extra credit. Man up and plow the sister on hidden camera. Send it to their parents. Get tough kid.

>>719402378
You're going to be dead.
What do you care?
Name.
School.
Post haste!

>>719402378
No bitch is worth that. And I don't mean bitch as perjorative against women in general; I mean it against the kind of woman who'd cheat on you in a dirty bathroom stall.

So, let's see some pics of that little sister who told you b/c she thinks you deserve better (and wants your D) >>719402449

>>719402449
This. You're girlfriend's sister really likes you Op.

>gf cheats on him
>shit man I'm one of only countless billions of men that throughout history have been cheated on
>best kill myself that'll learn her not to do it again

fuck her sister. If she didn't want you she wouldn't have told you.

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So this faggot, Win some days, has ruined a great night of gaming with constant team killing and reporting, involving me and my friends in a ban.

We need to make sure he doesn't do this again, Xbox fags

>>719401303
You don't an hero, anon. You cut your ties and continue the work she has already started in tarnishing her name.

>>719402279
It's not pee. My girlfriend squirts and it tastes nothing like her piss

>>719401303

If her sister wasn't even going to keep it from you, you should dump her and be done with it.

The best sex i ever had was with an ex sister-in-law. My ex was a greedy selfish manipulative controlling bitch so i fucked her tender sweet sister and let the whole uppity family know what i did. yeah, divorce court was rough but not as rough as their family get togethers afterwards. thats revenge. Do it. DO IT!!!!!!

>>719401303
>I want to kill myself not her.
Fucking kill yourself.

>>719401303
>>719401843

This. She's a fucking dime.
It's all down hill from here Op. Your next girlfriend most likely won't be anywhere near as attractive.

>>719402705
Where, pray tell, is this magical bladder which holds this mystical "squirt fluid? Why is it undiscovered by any modern medical professional? Please enlighten us, won't you?

Make sure the building is at least ten stories high. Very scary for a few seconds, but guaranteed to get the job done. And the worst thing would be to attempt an hero and fail, you cuck loser bitch boy.

>>719401303
Fuck her sister.

>>719402705
ITS THE CLAP YA MAROON! GOOGLE IT! Dont let her std your face!

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>>719402705
>Tastes nothing like her piss

>>719402672
>fuck her sister. If she didn't want you she wouldn't have told you.
Exactly.

Now, I'm trying to jerk it here, anon. Do me a solid and post some sister. In a skirt/dress with some leg, if you can.

>>719402378

I understand that getting revenge on a girl you love is hard to do, but I wholeheartedly agree with >>719402449
Sister screwed your girl over because she wants a piece..follow his advice and fuck the sister!

>>719402850
An ex used to squirt every time. Never smelled at all like piss, not the least bit. And damn, were her orgasms hard. A sight to behold.

Her sister didn't mistakenly tell you, Op.
She likes you and thinks what your girlfriend did was really fucked up.

This situation has sympathy fuck written all over it. Ask her sister if she would have sex with you on your girlfriend's bed.

I bet she will.

>>719402850

kek

It's pretty much proven squirting is urine

>>719403095
iTS LIKE YOU DAMN FOOLS CANT READ. squirting is a side effect of chlamydia. All you have to do is use google. I know what Im talking about.

>>719403183
I can't. My girlfriend's sister is only 17.

>>719403229
Oh, we read it. It's just that we were smirking while we read it.

>>719403244
who the fuck cares if you are really going to kill yourself.

>>719403244

Then you wait a little, or just fuck her anyway.. no cares if she's 17 (except when you're around 40)

You're not 40, are you OP?

>>719403312
Enjoy your STDs.

>>719403244
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America

>>719402445
Ay no. My gf is a squirter and has been tested 3 times for the clap (she actually has an cyst on her ovary, but they test for clap everytime for some reason) and has come back clean every time

>>719401303

>date sister
>fuck sister
>marry sister
>treat her like a queen
>live happily ever after.

The best revenge!

The sister has probably resented and hated her sister for years. The bitch was never any good for anyone and her fucking a nigger at school sets you free. Go for the sister. it might be the best thing youve ever done. if you dont feel better with your dick inside of her then kys. But at least whip it out and ask her to suck it. She will do it.

>>719402705
But pee it is.

>>719403244
A) Find out what age of consent is where you are. May be perfectly legal
B) She wants it
C) Pics

>>719401303
wait, your gf fucks her life up, so YOU want to an hero?

lol beta as fuck

>>719403244
Check age of consent laws. Some states is as low as 16

>>719403475
My heart is broken.

A nigger wouldnt care how old the sister is. Neither should you. Fuck her or forgive the gf and watch Tyrone fuck her. Im close to calling you a cuck, OP.

>>719401303
codeine + alcohol
tried to kill myself with it like 3 years ago but codeine meds aren't powerful in France
mix it with something like promethazine or stuff like that to avoid allergies
buy some good wine, drink a whole bottle of cough syrup, and then sip wine slowly and lay down
you'll not feel anything but a smooth sleepiness

Yes and your broken heart is making you act like a little bitch. Jesus Christ is this your first girlfriend or something? At least keep in touch with the sister. It will make you feel better to fuck her. And the next few girls you date or fuck will be terrible rebounds. But you'll get right back up on that horse and start fucking hot bitches again if you actually pulled that slut.

>>719403644
Sounds like you're confusing heart with spirit

Helium tank and gas mask.worked for me last time

Dump nudes and break up with her you faggot

>>719403898

not good enough apparently

>>719403848

Bullshit. ODing on pills is a terrible way to go. If it goes wrong too you're left with severe liver damage at best and cirrhosis at worst.

Also brit here, lived in Paris for 4 years and your pills are the same as the ones I get at home so.. more garbage.

>>719403644
Believe you, been there. Here's the thing: A relationship ending this way is reflective of her character, not yours. Somebody who'd pull some shit like that isn't worth it.

Now, to the extent you feel bad about yourself, I'm not gonna say it's all wrong. Your judgement was insufficient, and you allowed yourself to be wrapped up in, and judge your own self worth by, a female who was clearly of insufficient character. That's something you should accept. The question is then what you do next.

Her sister seems to have some ideas on that topic.

Also, pics of sister.

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>>719404330
>is reflective of her character, not yours

Bullshit. It's reflective of women wanting a 7 1/2 inch cock and 92% of men are under 7 inches. It isn't Op's girlfriend's fault that the average sized penis is too small.

Squirting is the INFECTION from chlamydia being forced out by muscle contractions during climax. It is the gunk from Tyrones visit into your females pussy. This is a FACT. Here, from the web...
Vaginal discharge is the result of inflammation of the mucosal tissue of the genital and urinary tracts by bacteria, yeast, or other "invaders".

Discharge from the vagina can be caused by several different types of invaders, and can range in consistency from thin and watery to thick and viscous. Discharge can be clear, white, yellow, bloody, or a range of colors in between. It can also vary in amount from barely noticeable to very pronounced. Sometimes odor will accompany discharge, other times it can be odor-free (based on which infecting organism is present).

Muscle contractions...the squirt...in your faces. Vaginal discharge. Disgusting faggots.

>>719404594

I know you're trolling, and I'm not the guy you replied to, but people are cunts.

Everyone's a selfish cunt. I don't think I've met someone that is not, or will not be a selfish cunt at some point. Cunts are everywhere.

She fucked a guy, not because he's better, but because she's a selfish cunt. He wants to kill himself because he's a selfish cunt.

You're all cunts. I'm a cunt.

>>719403229
I just googled it and found nothing
All I saw were questions on forums of girls asking if chlamydia stops you from being able to squirt
Stop lying. It's watered-down piss

>>719404330
Now, I know you'd rather embrace the rejection and wallow in self pity for a while, but that's not a valid path forward. It solves nothing, creates a mess (seriously, no one wants to clean up your corpse), and, to the bitch, validates her own actions. That may be part of why you're contemplating suicide; you still love her and want to validate her choices.

Unfortunately, her choices are shit.

Her sisters', on the other hand, appear legit. So;
-What's age of consent where you live
-Is she cute
-What's her body type; thin, athletic, curvy, bootylicious, what are we working with here?

Pics.

>>719401303
Fuck that bitch. Don't ever contact her again and I KNOW you will be tempted to do exactly that. Juts DON'T. Do something great of yourself and your life. That is the only way you will completely make her regret.

>>719404806
Idiot. It plainly says the clap causes a watery discharge. During the course of the day the discharge trickles out staining their panties. During climax that same exact substance can squirt out due to contractions. I know this for a fact because I spent a lot of money at specialists for back pain. My ex went to the health clinic and tested positive for the clap. we both had to take the medication. She stopped squirting and my back stopped hurting. thats how i found out about reactive arthritis too.

>>719401303
lol killing yourself over some whore

grow up you faggot and move on

>>719405111
Trips never lie.

>>719401303
I'm fapping while staring at your girlfriend Op.

I'm picturing her in a bathroom stall getting fucked by a nigger while in the standing doggy position an loving it.

>>719405178
Trips failed to address the issue of the 17 y.o. younger sister who wants OPs D. Yes, he should move on. That movement should involve ex-GFs sister.

She's fucking gorgeous.

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>>719403941

Fine. Here.

Shes at the Outer Banks showing Tyrone her Inner Walls. North Carolina women are nigger fucking sluts. True story.

>>719406035

Cross between Natalie Dormer and ET. Would pillage.

>>719406035
YES! WE ARE SO PROUD OF YOU OP! YES! YES! YES!

>>719406035
nice if true.
Sister? Don't even need nudes but bonus points if so.

>>719401635
10 bucks pulled a train on a white girl in a community college bathroom.

>>719401422
This reminded me of the scene from Billy Madison where Adam Sandler recites this

You fucking retards OPs pic is a Victoria secret model named Elsa Hosk. Fucking dumbasses

>>719406035
Fuckin-A. Before you loose that mortal coil, at least dump all of her nudes and vids for us to remember you by.

That's top shelf spank bank material, anon. Thanks for sharing all of her...

>>719406316
Just googled it, OP is a massive faggot. This chicks got lots of nudes

>>719406316

Bahaha, you're right - he just flipped the image around.

10/10.

>>719406316
>>719406497
>>719406502
>Mfw I'll never get cute sister pics to fap to

>>719405096
>tells people to google it
>google shows nothing
>calls people idiots for not blindly believing his interpretation of what the clap does
It's generally agreed in the medical community that squirting is just urination. It's traced back to the bladder
Kindly go fuck yourself

>>719402279
you're a myth. You're urinating.

>>719402589
Listen to this wiseman, OP

>>719401303
Just grow up ant get over yourself faggot

>>719407190
*tokes blunt*
woah man.. like... woah

>>719401303
how about instead of killing yourself, you man up, dump the bitch, and find a new girl?

>>719405111
This right here is the bare bones truth to build the foundation of your new life off of, OP. Dust yourself off and remember not to base your happiness and the definition of who you are on somebody else. How about focusing on yourself for a while and building some character, OP? You're probably not even 20 and acting like your life is over. You haven't accomplished shit yet, you don't even know how good it gets.

>>719401303
Dang op, it is a small world after all, I was arrested at my cc because I was fucking a bitch, lethargically, and the dumb bitch didn't shut the fuck up she was acting like she never had dick in her life man.