How to fix curved penis?

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Pentoxifylline.

>>719395276
with the right attitude

>>719395276
Slam it between 2 bibles

>>719396024
i had a hearty chuckle

>>719395605
kek

stand next to an intense gravitational source like a quantum black hole or a small neutron star. light will bend around the source and your bendy cock will look normal.

for the two microseconds before you fall into the gravitational source and turn into a flash of cherenkov radiation and a thin smear of neutrons.

>>719396342
Cosmological kek

>>719396342
Quantum kek

i have a weird swelling in my right testicle, what do? only hurts a little

>>719395276

I got a curved dick and chicks love it.

1. Easy hit of spots from different positions.

2. Easy deep throat cause the curve goes down better

3. Im also over 8 inches, which is like in the top 99.97%, so YMMV

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This.with a wood stick. 3 weeks.

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>>719396342

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>>719396791
> Im also over 8 inches,


isn't it odd how every guy who claims to have over 8 inches.. can't afford a camera to provide proof. for some reason, threads in /gif/ seem to attract hordes of them.

>>719395276
Smash it against a door frame till it's straight or you need to go to the hospital. Whichever comes first.

Just post the pic already.

>>719396342
Quantumdatakek

>>719396342
shit, i forgot about time dilation. you may have longer than two microseconds.

double shit, i forgot about Chandrasekhar's limit. your cock may be torn to shreds by tidal stresses on the way in.

>>719395276
>plaque
Did no one teach you to brush your dick teeth every day too,anon?

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>>719396789
smack the other one with a besser brick until they're the same size.

>>719396978
Quantumshnoodlemydoodlekekabbage

don't, just encourage it to bend to hit her g-spot better or his prostate depending on how you swing

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>>719396342
>>719396592
>>719396677

>>719396024
Hahahaha fuck you made me laugh

>>719397359
Quantum De Faro
Quantum De Niro

>>719396789
Inflamed epidermis, get it checked out.
They should perscribe you antibiotics.

>>719395276
>How to fix curved penis?

Fix? It's not fixing when you take away an inherent advantage

>>719397991
jesus christ, you can buy a Besser brick for about $1.50, and you can use it again and again. antibiotics are hell of expensive.

>>719398030
> inherent advantage
> pissing on your shoes

you haven't thought this through.

What you need to do is get a really firm erection, then crack your dick in the direction opposite of that to which it usually bends. This will hurt, mind you, but when it heals up, it should be straighter. It's like straightening out a fold on a piece of paper by folding it in the opposite direction.

>>719398030
depends on what direction it's curved. if up or down, then yes it's a good thing. if sideways, then not so much unless you like fucking sideways.

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>>719395276
I get a feeling this is not a topic where you should be asking 4chan for advice

>Be good your whole life
>Devote all your time to helping the needy and poor and stuff
>Grow old
>Die
>Be reincarnated
>Have massive, straight as an arrow cock due to good Karma in your previous life.

>>719398118
>Being unable to aim his urine stream

>>719398125
Fucking sideways is great, her on her side, one leg 90 the other straight

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Her boyfriend had one but he's dead now and she's moved from porn to waitressing

>>719395276
change the hand you jerk off with, in most cases this is what curves it to one side, it will take time though

>>719398385
He had one depressing dong tbh

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>>719397972
you only see that image because you're observing it

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>>719398288

Straight dick is a rarity? Mine shoots for the stars.

>>719398432
Eh? If this was remotely the case most bends would be right.

>>719398288
>be on deathbed
>children and grandchildren gathered around
>"it's time...for you all to know...the secret...why I...gave so much..."
>family leans closer in anticipation
>tell them about your bent dick
>die

>>719398465
no but op obviously pissed the gods off in his last life and was cursed with a banana dick.

Jerk it with your other hand. This shit is a balancing act and you fell.

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You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved dicks. CURVED. Dicks!

>>719396024
ow ow ow ow

>>719398468
depends on how you jerk it, i jerk with my right hand so it curves left as the pressing of the curve of my hand against my shaft curves it slightly to the left, as I said this is one of the causes, it can also be used to uncurve, also im sure about this not just guessing

>>719398639
also how you stuff it in your underwear

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>>719398566

I got ambidextrous crushed my elbow of my dominant arm. Today I switch back and forth.

I use ol lefty to keep the pace going while I'm scrollin, righty is when I find something good.

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>>719398639

>>719398577
Kek check

>>719397953
>hahahaha
>not kek

Kys stupid fucking whore

>>719398820
Does he look like a wow player?

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>>719398820
the hell is wrong with hahahaha? are you some kind of internet laugh nazi?

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>>719398797
you dont think the friction done to your cock over decades does anything?

>>719398878
Heh, no, if it did my dick would curve up like a motherfucker.

>>719398874
Agreed. Hahahahaha. What a faggot. You can just picture his Jew mouth like.. kek...then Caucasian uppercut.

>>719398878

delete that worthless gif

>>719396955
Everyon has a penis of at least 7 inches on the internet.

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>>719398992
No. Bow.

>>719398385
What really? Ah I feel sad now.

>>719396955
I figured when guys say they're 8,10 inches etc. They're dividing by two

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>>719395276
Those penile extender devices work for that shit, not even trolling. If you hav a curved dick, get one of those.

>>719398168
Trust me, I am a doctor

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>>719399166
don't trust this guy OP

>>719399116
>They're dividing by two
so they actually have 16 or 20 inch dicks?

Aash just message your cock. Quite obvious.

>>719399247
Divide by two is half not multiply

>>719398948
obviously it doesnt do THAT much you stupid fuck, but if you keep working your body it changes, just look at people that work with their hands a lot, their fingers are huge compare to a office monkey.

>>719399303
I know that. it's the way you worded it.

>>719399201
b-but I'm a doctor. Trust me
>call me doctor Wong

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>ma dick

>>719399406
>call me doctor Wong
no lie, I once had a dream about a chinese dentist named dr. chu

>>719399360
I'm drunk. Don't judge me

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>>719399418
see pic

>>719399473
fair enough.

>>719398874
>>719398962

Samefag.

>>719399418
My dick, gets late night fees.

>>719399522
Fag.

>>719399522
not even close. thanks for playing.

>>719396955
Mines 20inch i swaer down on my fishes life

>>719399550
Your dick got the HIV

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>>719399460
I have no memes but I do have this.

>>719399637
Ayy.peace

>>719399650
Nice tits. Almost perfect.

>>719399136
dick splint

>>719399550
You should park it on the other side of the street at night

>>719399561
>>719399575

Again?
samefag

>>719399460
A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

>>719399721
Ayyyyyy

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>>719398502

I fucking spat my morning protein shake all over myself, thank you for the cheat day, and hearty kek.

>>719396791
this post is about penile curves in the sagittal plane not in the Coronal. Your not thinking in 3 dimensions.

>>719395276
Most dicks are curved. There may be a slight difference in curvature, but a curved dick is quite normal

>>719399845
*doesn't lift for 10 hours* must does one side on 4chan..

>>719399845
*doesn't lift for 10 hours* just does one side on 4chan..

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>>719399986

Slow down, put down your dakimakura and retype that.

You can't. You need to get it replaced.

>>719399986
>>719400007

kek

>>719399334
I am a person that works with his hands, what changes in your fingers is muscle and the tendons and where the tendons attach to your bones change to suit the muscle, your penis is not a muscle.

>>719400059
I did! I aborted it.corrected to just. Fucking does it again!

>>719400174

You're still fucking up your typing. Are you not American?

>>719400059
I hope you don't actually know what that is mate.. If so. Youreeeeeee a fagggggot

>>719400122
i bowl a lot and im getting bumps on my thumb from friction

>>719400293
How?

>>719395276
You don't, porn is not reality, 75% of dick are curved .... Except if it's 90° curved bullshit, you'll be ok. Move on and try to use your dick first before being worried about its curvature

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>>719400305

>Faggot calling faggots faggots

>>719400397
If a fully grown man(who's white) knows about waifus and shit. Tells me to put mine down, he's a faggot and so are you for not agreeing

>>719400397
Bent prick shit.

>>719400397
I wouldn't reply either mate.but then. I don't post without thinking. Nice pic. Uber old fag.