Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>719375025
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>ITT
Here.
still here
and
>>719388382
i dont think there will be a loser
As usual.
-leaves gluten free muffins on the counter and shiny, polished fuji apples too, hoping someone finds them. Sonata then wanders off to feed hungry kitties, thinking about good friends and hoping for a happy future.-
>>719388524
With something such as that, we'll both be winners.
>>719388895
Ooh i'll have an apple.
>>719388995
unless you bite my tongue or something
Hey guys, what's going on?
So Kentucky burger and a 5 stars box. Tasty.
>>719389160
Don't worry, i'll take extra special care of it.
>>719389233
Stuff.
>>719389413
Oh I'm sure you would do an amazing job. So much so that I'd need more than just that to be happy
>>719389400
Sounds delicious.
>>719389639
I would be happy to fulfill those needs.
>>719389776
I feel dirty.
Kurumi Klaimed
>>719389776
I don't know if I would be able to ask for such a thing though
>>719389947
Haha why's that?
>>719390054
If you don't feel comfortable asking, then you'll just have to show me instead.
>>719389947
This thread has been making me feel like that quite frequently as of late.
>>719390331
That much chicken.
>>719390346
I do agree with you. Sachii and Konata being douches isnt helping.
>>719390331
Well then I'd have to snuggle up to you and grab your thigh and begin massaging it
>>719390380
That was quite a bit of chicken.
>>719390701
Oh my, i like how it's starting. Then what will you do?
>>719390994
The only natural progression of course. I'd move my hand up your leg a bit more and continue the massage
>>719390994
I cant eat the chips or potato and gravy. Too much.
>>719391113
You're getting awfully high up my leg, i wonder where it will go from there.
>>719391187
Gonna save it for later?
>>719391592
Well of course it would end up in the most sensitive of spots.
Claim
>>719391707
Mmm and what will your hand be doing to my most sensitive spot?
>>719391861
Tomato.
>>719392070
What it's been doing. Massaging away although I think you reaction would be different from your thigh
Get your waifu out of here, you're not even married.
>>719388895
*secretly puts gluten in those muffins in hopes of whoever eats them will die!*
>>719391592
Dont have a bag to carry shit in.
>>719392164
I'm sure you would enjoy my reaction, as massaging there would feel much better than my thigh.
>>719392316
Rood.
>>719392396
I see, that's a shame.
>>719392496
I'm sure it would give me plenty of motivation to keep going and going until my arm or hand grew tired
>>719392396
i would dick that little bitch and make her cry
>>719392496
It's not rood, it's for my own entertainment.
>>719392496
Well, I did need it to help absorb the 1.4 litres of beer.
Oh. You guys are still here. Still the only avatarfag "group" on /b/?
>>719392716
G/for does it a little. A few others.
>>719392716
You're the one that Alice2 fears the most, aren't you? Why does she hate you so much?
>>719392716
I fucking love that anime, good choice in waifu.
>>719392561
I bet it would be quite the show for you. What would you do when that happens?
>>719392650
Well jokes on you i am immune to gluten.
>>719392657
Nice.
>>719392778
Ironic, furfags hated avatarfags the most. Thread's pretty slow, get the stray avatarfags in here
>>719392849
Who? What? Me? Where did you hear this?
>>719392873
Underrated as fuck
>>719392900
It depends did you are done or not. If not then I guess I'd have to use my mouth to finish the massage
>>719392986
Oh I guess I have the wrong anon, I'm sorry.
>>719392716
There are still fur,draw , alice and other threads
This is just more flashy
>>719388496
/thread
>>719393067
You actually got the right one, this is just supposed to be my cover-up character nobody knows about in here. So much for that.
>>719393129
How is it flashy? Ya guys doing something together in these threads? How do you make these threads entertaining?
>>719393016
If i didn't finish before then i certainly wouldn't last much longer when you switch to your mouth.
So yeah guys my wife-u is may zen
Pic related
>>719393228
Then I figure I would like to relax a bitand I'm sure you would to
>>719393233
XD well meme'd
>>719392986
Tell that to the furfags. The others are all in various Discords.
>>719393363
>discords
Okay this place is already good as dead, shame. I need guys like you
>>719393427
Need for what?
>>719393338
Yeah. Though i won't relax for too long, because it would be my turn to pleasure you.
>>719393226
S-sorry :x
>>719393566
It would be quite alright if you just wanted to snuggle after that
>>719393527
Fun! A consistent group of anons have a lot of potential which these kind of threads usually limit to mundane chit-chat and lewding. When they not, all kinds of giggly hell breaks loose
>>719393586
I don't think anyone else knows or cares so just keep it a sekrit. In short, I can be determined enough to work years every day on bringing her down if I decide to.
>>719393789
And what would you have thread do? I'm curious
>>719393758
I am a little tired, so snuggling sounds good now. But i shall make it up to you, this i assure you.
>>719393890
Endless possibilities. We have the entire board if not the entire chan at hand here. Could make ourselves known by simply doing the same stuff in threads the general populace hates. Derail them, get more to join us. Picking a fight with other groups who have rules, like the RP/ERP threads are also fun, they cry a lot.
So simply take over and consume. Become the only and biggest community on /b/.
>>719393972
I'd be fine with making it about you again
Fuck you cunts are seriously fucked in the head
>>719393789
I understand. Where is that girl from again? I completely forgot and I want to watch that anime again now that I know how to pirate.
>>719394128
That all sounds dull. >>719394211
Nah
>>719394130
You're so sweet to me, but i'd feel bad if i didn't give you some attention as well. Alright my love, i need to get to bed now. I'm having troule keeping y eyes open.
>>719394308
>not wanting to have glory and fame
>calling other "dull"
>>719394308
>interacting with anon
>dull
I dunno about that. You confine yourself to talk with a few people in a single thread, I offer thousands all over the place. With no effort invested.
Oh by the way, pretty much every single avatarfag poster who went around posting in all kinds of threads made a name for him/herself, often for years just by doing that. 'tis a fact
>>719394307
https://myanimelist.net/anime/469/Karin
So, who are you?
>>719394358
Night. >>719394363
I couldn't care less about what the rest of 4chan does really and I don't get much enjoyment out of messing with people.
>>719394464
Ah, I love this anime, one of the first I've ever watched as a kid. And I'm doing well, how about yourself?
Goodnight everybody.
>>719394475
Goodnight Tomoko.
>>719394475
Then get rolled on with the rest of them.
>>719394542
Oh fuck I meant who
>>719394363
We need only a handful to get this ball rollin'
>>719394554
'Night, shitface.
>>719394648
>who
You know I can't answer that :3
>>719394770
It kinda worries me but fair enough
>>719394464
I feel this is good enough to pass the time for me. Talking with other people on here isn't really stopped by anything. I don't need to be recognized as a face of b kind of thing and I'm not sure I want to
>>719394648
Careful
-filename
>>719394825
I will always be on your side.
>>719394875
Its good enough but it could be better. A thrilling enviroment. Be ambitious, friend, always push for more!
>>719394877
Knowing about a landslide can't stop it
>>719394911
Well, thats reassuring. I don't really want you or my other friends to get excited yet tho, might be a tough start
Hey guys.
>>719395119
I don't have an avatar for you to know how I am, though.
Ops forgot picture
Been a while since I did this
>>719395158
Hai thar
>>719395158
i thought you were dead senpai (・ω・)
>>719395119
I'm curious to see if anyone will actually pick up on this. >>719395158
Welcome back
>>719395190
I could always find one or two, even tho when I was posting as a pretentious arrogant hateful asshole
>>719395190
Hit me up on skype or steam
>>719395293
Give me an avatar! ^^
>>719395205
dead inside, kouhai
(・ω・)
>>719395196
How goes it?
>>719395237
Thanks. Means a lot.
>>719395381
(・ω < )
wake me up inside
>>719395372
Ya sure? You could pick your own and I'll cap it for you
>>719395381
Just tryin' to rile this up a lil' bit. Yourself?
Night
>>719395475
I'm sure! I've always liked your taste anyway. And I need something to do, so I'll cap it ^^
>>719395475
Oh, is that a new anon? Welcome to waifu
>>719395482
kill yourself
>>719395555
you have a shit waifu, kill youself fam
Bai bai
>>719395537
Oh cool, this means we are already two on day one!
>>719395555
Hey there, thanks. How many are ya guys?
>>719395460
how have you been though
(・ω・)
still coming here every second of everyday? being too depressed to come to the most depressing threads is a pretty top tier feel, tbh
>>719395475
How so?
Eh, kinda shitty. Decided to stop by while reinstalling a game on Steam.
>>719395666
I don't know really. Keeping count would be futile since some anons just disappear and some just appear.
>>719395619
My quads say "no u"
>>719395672
Well, this one for example
>>719394128
>>719395729
I might bring a few in if ya lot don't mind. I assume you gather in a discord?
>>719395666
Nice Satan trips~
And see you!
>>719395819
Some of us do, some don't. While I'm in a discord since lately, I'm still mostly here
And no, we don't mind new people. At least I don't.
>>719395672
dead on the inside
yes, i can't stop coming here senpai (・ω・)
>>719395716
morgen yuno
>>719395916
do you wish that was you? :o
>>719395716
>>719395716
Ak-me will never forgive you.
>>719395968
Gute morgen
Who dis?
>>719396021
I realise this but how do you know?
>>719396037
i thought it was guten morgen :o
it's the ceiling
>>719396094
You're right, I am retarded
Since when can my ceiling post on 4chan?
>>719395968
I don't know. Kind of, you could say.
>>719396163
i don't know it has magical ceiling powers yuno
Time to work bai guys
>>719395877
Laterz
>>719395888
Ah, I faintly remember some disdain about that, gonna ask next time have to run off to work
>>719392716
Holy mother of fuck! You're here?!
Impure, rotten to the core, evil! Worst than Blood-chan/Ikarous, Nevada, Erio and MGD!!!!!!
:^) .i.
>>719395968
want to be dead on the outside with me
i have two lethal doses of cyanide and we could watch the office and cuddle
stop coming back you're ruining your life
(・ω・)
>>719390473
what the hell did I do?
>>719396362
I prefer only being dead on the inside (・ω < )
i have nothing else to do senpai (・ω・)
>>719396422
you been a douche taking credit for all my work :o
-returns from feeding kitties-
>>719395916
I wish I was holding that burger :o
>>719396528
you give me a bad reputation -_-
Afternoon. How is everyone?
>>719396625
i didn't even do anything apart from spam a few times -_-
>>719396640
but it's morning
dead on the inside
>>719396744
then why does everyone hate you? :o
:memeing:
>>719396797
Why does anyone hate anyone?
>>719396874
hating a stranger online is pretty childish
but sachi poster is 15 so :o
>>719396528
okay then just netflix and cuddle??
(・ω < )
you could get 1000 hours on a video game and then contemplate suicide
>>719396797
its part of the circlejerk ya dingus :o
:expressionless:
>>719396934
i'm not 15 -_-
>>719396625
You like burgers?
>>719396934
You hate a 15 year old? Woah.
>>719396977
circle jerk me :o
your ex avatar is 15
>>719397027
I like kisses from you
>>719396967
nah i'm saving my cuddles (・ω < )
i think by the time i spent 1000 hours i would be dead (・ω・)
>>719397061
I don't hate sachi :o
>>719396640
Tired, might nap soon
My exam went decent today though
How are you?
>>719397073
no :o
not ex yet :o
>>719396744
It's afternoon here.
Why dead on the inside?
>>719397112
Just woke up, feeling a little nauseous but I'll deal.
How are we all doing? I just got home.
>>719397128
just break up already :o
and get an older waifu
>>719397173
ya dingus
>>719397154
12:30 isn't afternoon -_-
because i always am
>>719397187
no :o
i like my avatars young
>>719397187
Oi. Too far.
>>719397073
On the cheek? You could be getting kisses from all kinds of cuties.
>>719397154
Did you drink again?
>>719397163
Where did you go?
>>719397235
what does oi mean? :o
>>719397232
to match your age
>>719397262
but I want you, cutie :)
>>719397298
An exclaimation. Pretty much 'hey!'.
>>719397283
Work. Gotta make that cash.
>>719397382
What kind of job do you have?
>>719397163
Not too bad, not too bad. You?
>>719397232
It's totally afternoon!
>>719397283
Sadly no, that would at least mean that pleasant things happened before.
>>719397298
I want you too.
>>719397437
can I pat you?
>>719397374
Hey!
>>719397298
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>>719397430
well i just woke up so it's morning to me
>>719397503
not another shizuru
baby sachi :o
>>719397414
Fast food, because like sucks.
Ayy, minimum wage went up though!
>>719397430
I'm doing good!
>>719397579
did it go up everywhere? it went up here too
>>719397430
Meh that's true
Sorry about that
Any plans for today?
>>719397579
Ah well, this world needs wage cucks as well
Don't worry soon enough I'll be one
What restaurant do you work for?
>>719397579
Yeah because everything else did.
Is this a joke? You guys can't be serious with these shit tier waifus.
>>719397709
...McDonalds...
If you need cash, you need cash.
>>719397722
Yeah...
>>719397801
Short answer, yes.
Long answer, see back of packet.
>>719397912
I heard McD has a shit work envoirement
Might sound retarded but I am just done with school so I decided to just start working after this year
-nibbles a pear happily and sits in the window looking out-
>>719398042
Eh, it's not great. But I like my co-workers.
Ours isn't owned by corporate, either, so it's a little different.
>>719398450
As long as you enjoy your job then
I'm gonna nap see you around
Pink hair best
>>719398119
sameji would tell you to eat a dick :o
>>719398563
Isn't he a horse fucker?
>>719398563
he would tell you to kill yourself :o
>>719398563
-brings you a bagel and tea- <3
>>719398531
Sure don't!
Sleep well
pink hair is totally best
I have no idea whether I actually know anyone here anymore
Either way, nyanpasu
>>719398835
kyle
>>719398835
nyan
>>719398835
Haha that's the feeling I get when I look at my assorted friends lists.
>>719398871
:o
>>719398984
Pasu
>>719399210
See, like you
I don't know you
>>719399365
nyan
>>719399365
Yeah, but I've been here long enough to know you. Only recently began claiming though.
Japanese class is painfully dull starting off...
Hello everyone.
>>719399685
-squeaks about particles- ;_;
>>719399865
Sentence structure is the hardest thing to learn for me.
>>719398835
Nyanpasu!
Haven't seen you in forever
>>719399928
-bring you a cup of coffee but desus all over the place-
;_;
>>719400124
Hello Megumin, how are you?
>>719399466
Pasu
>>719399566
I see, I see
That's how it was for me as well
Pray tell, though, who is your waifu?
>>719400384
pasu
Hi again, and reclaim.
>>719400384
Kumiko Oumae from Hibike Euphonium.
カラミチーマス
>>719400703
This is new to me
But a pleasure to meet you anyhow
How's your morning? Or your day or evening, wherever you are
>>719400503
Pasu
>>719401692
Midnight, right now. It's been a good day, unproductive though. I should be going to sleep within the next hour.
How about you?
>thinks there's more than 1000
kek
>>719397496
You can.
>>719398835
I tend to try to fly under the radar anyway.
賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ!!
>>719399365
Renge! Hello!
>>719401692
nyan
I return from my slumber
>>719403130
welcome back yuno
>>719403555
Thanks, nice trips
>>719403130
You're not the Yuno that wants to get cucked, right?
>>719403639
thanks, nice ceiling
>>719403653
Hell fucking no, Yuno is mine
>>719403742
It's white, nothing special
>>719403803
That is much better. Welcome back, Yuno~
Beware of the cuckold Yuno
>>719402499
Hello Holo, how are you today?
>>719402249
I feel you on that
How's life on your end?
>>719402999
Checkedpasu
>>719401943
Where are you? It's 09:30 here on the east coast of the states
And sleep well, then
>>719403653
That Yuno... It was interesting watching that conversation unfold.
>>719402249
*pats*
>>719403934
Thanks wolfie
Yea I am aware of his existence, absolutely disgusting tbh
>>719404038
He was just avatar fagging
Yuno is mine, and mine alone
Don't worry about it
>>719404025
Could be better, scraping by week-by-week.
And getting accustomed to working a real job.
Yourself?
>>719404055
.///.
>>719404025
I'm great! A bit cold, but that'll get fixed when the room warms up around noon. How bout chuuu?
>>719404038
I found it sad..
>>719404064
>wolfie
I love you already.
and geez how did I get 3 (you)s in under a minute
>>719404025
Australian. Yeah, NA are waking up as I'm lying in bed.
Have a good day, I'm gonna clock off.
>>719404405
your blushing is adorable, love
>>719404412
Don't worry I love you already as well
Are you the paino player?
>>719404585
How long was your slumber?
>>719404265
Fair enough, was quite douchey to be honest.
>>719404412
Indeed it was sad. Been watching to see if your a consistant Holo or if Holo's are constantly changing. But im beginning to think your one and the same.
>>719404430
I see
Catch you later my dude, have good sleep
>>719404412
I'm doing alright, just a little bored and tired at work
Woke up an hour early because I've got school starting back tonight and it is really not going to be a good time
>>719404405
Living that dream as well
Work gets a little more tolerable as it goes on, it's just the rest of life that's the trick
<.<
>>719404682
If you scroll up a bit you can still see when I left
It was about an hour
I don't sleep long
>>719404774
I bet
Let's just forget
Are you new here or have I just been oblivious?
here we go again
>>719404774
Haven't seen any other Holo claimers so far. Good for me. Excellent. Truly delightful.
>>719404832
Night classes on top of work huh
Checkin in for my bottom bitch.
Reimu claimed.
>>719405036
hi :o
>>719404025
kylepasu
>>719405009
ok ok and, yes, I'm the piano person I suppose
>>719405107
hi
>>719405009
-takes the knife to the kitchen and washes it carefully, setting it in the strainer to dry-
>>719405198
Oh awesome, I really liked your stuff
I was lurking when you posted
You taking classes?
>>719405453
Sorry?
>>719405637
>You taking classes?
I'm glad you appreciated!
And no, I was just replying to Renge-chan