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You're walking home and you stumble on this delightful maiden.

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You're walking home and you stumble on this delightful maiden.

"$10 suck, or $20 fuck" she whispers seductively.

What do you do?
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kill her
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>>719378824
eggs
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Fuck her raw for sure
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Turn 360 and walk away
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>>719378824
Just punch her straight in the face and ask her why she thinks her vagina has value without a society to protect her.
Might is right, take her, put your seed in her belly and then stamp on her neck.
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Fuck her and cum inside
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>>719378824
>>719378824

Immediately clothe her with my jacket and take her to her parents.
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>>719379021
damn son
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>>719378824
Why this look like a scene from Fallout 4
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>>719378824
Pay her $20 and fuck her blind.
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I wouldn't touch that girl with a million feet pole
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Make sure I have $30 on me.
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>>719379075
Most fucked up comment yet.
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>>719379166
Why pay her? she can't protect herself.
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>>719378959
if you turned 360 you would just be facing her again...
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Ask if I can use the needle after she's finished
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Give her $15 to fuck her feet
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>>719379429
>found the newfag
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throw her a roll of pennies, tell her to fuck herself with it, and walk away.
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>>719379429
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fuck off we are full
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>>719378824

I'd ask her if I could borrow $20 and go get myself some KFC.
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The needle shows me she is already a ho. Look for the team hiding around her to jump me. Pull back, shoot the waist of beauty. The one that charges me first is the one that fucks her. Kill them. Call in suppressing fire on the rest of the concealed. Then have mortuary duty bag 'em and tag 'em.
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>>719379429
Really? Go play with your xbox, newbie
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>>719378946
Underrated due to decreased amounts of anons that were here to understand

Kek to you
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>>719378824
Ask how much it is to hold her hand <3
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>>719379021
MIGHT IS RIGHT! did you read it?
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>>719378824
i would sort of hug her and tell her everythings going to be ok then walk away, i can also spare 20 dollars but taco bell has some great deals going on that i cant afford to miss
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>>719379524
>>719379547
>>719379740
Getting baited this hard...

>inb4 "getting baited by the secondary bait" fuck off
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>>719379235
She has a needle poking out her arm, no way I'm risking getting stabbed by that.
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>>719378946
Topkeks
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>>719380026
>be a man
>think a woman poses any risk to you

lol. She literally wouldn't have the reaction times to block a punch to the head
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> don:t give her money
> rape her
> beat her
> raper her again
> hit her head with something blunt
> dissapear into nowhere
> when she wakes up, she thinks it was just a fucked up trip
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>>719379862
no but the synopsis looks great.
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>>719378824
Tell her to stop being such a fucking whore
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>>719378824
Give her the Succ
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>>719380170
>not realizing how bad a used needle can fuck you up
Just how retarded are you?
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>>719378824
Keep on walking, paying $10 or $20 for a sure chance of an STD is not really my thing.
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>>719378824
High quality crack whore. I'd probably fuck her. She still looks decent. Probably haven't been an addict for too long.
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>>719379711
Yeah righto G.I. Joe....
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>>719378946
Rare oldfag detected. Topkek.
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>>719380170
>on /b/
>hey anon, just be a man and fug her
I tip my fedora to you fine sir.
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>>719379905
>getting baited by the secondary bait
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>>719379746
>>719381183
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>>719378824
bowl of eggs, whole thing
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Rape her police dont care about addicts so you would get away with it
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>>719378946
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Inb4 thread deleted because we got hold of a mods snapchat username hahaahahaha
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>>719378824

>>Delightful maiden
>>Sucky fucky 30 dorrar

Pick one
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>>719381542
Fuck off with ur pinching site dirty nigger
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Take her, forcefully if needed, to a rehab.
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>>719378946
>>719381408
Should we all cum on floor tiles while she activates out almonds? Dubs decide.
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>>719381491
wow your edgy i bet you get all the ladies
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>>719381385
>getting baited by the tertiary bait
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>>719378824
>pay her as Mutch as I can afford to follow me
>find a group of tramps to gang bang her then finish with a bukake
>then I wash the cum of her face and mouth with my piss while wistleing rise of the valakries .
"Durrduduurdur "
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>>719381666
Satan trips confirm
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>>719379021
Holy fuck, you edgy little fuck.
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Would eat her anals until I caught aids
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>>719378946
Nice
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>>719379711

Red team in position
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>>719379711
"Harcore cream death match "
Fucking hit markers
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>>719381183
Old? Lol
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Wrap my coat around her and force her to come with me to a shelter before going on an over-the-top bloodbath killing spree where I murder her pimp, drug dealer, and other various gang banger along the way in the most disgusting ways imaginable before I am finally surrounded by hundreds of bangers and as she holds me up, crying over me, in my dying words I smile and say "We did all right, kid. We did all right."
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>>719379429

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>>719379235
Violence against vulnerable women with addictions is so edgy and cool guys!!!
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>>719378946
I got it....

Are you into worming too?
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>>719381913
I know you think about suicide a lot, and I just want you to know that you should do it. Really, just kill yourself. You think things will get better but they won't, just kill yourself anon. Please.
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Even with double condoms, too much of a pussy to hit that pussy...mouth, or ass.

Watch her shoot up, while I fap in my car, then drive off.
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>>719381666

better call the amberlamps cuz the consequences are never gonna be the same
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>>719379711
>>719379711
Piece of shit cop detected
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>>719378946
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>>719381913

School in the morning kid.
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>>719378824
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>>719381917
I'll give this a shot. Anything to contribute to the site. Servers aren't free, after all.
5107 4001 3838 5782 security number 579
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>>719379868
kek oh you
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>>719382239
WHY ISN'T IT ASTERISKED??? WTF?!
How do I delete this post?????
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>>719380170
I know women that would snap your neck with their bare hands.
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>>719382129
they need a condum suite, kinda like gundam wing, but Gondum wing, once im fully suited up id go to fucking TOWN on all kinds of shit. benches, street cars, op's mom, what ever man. and while im out fucking everything i see with total protection, that theme song will be playing the background.
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>>719382088
Fuck off nazi boy
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>>719378824
Give her $1 to go away
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>>719378824
>delightful
>maiden
choose one
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>>719382088
why are you so bitter anon? who hurt you
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>>719382935
Myself
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>>719383126
awww :( let me help u feel better bby
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>>719381638
On your white horse i presume.
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>>719378824
>slip her a 20
>nearly cum
>whisper to her that I have AIDS
>cum deep and hard
>ask her if it was worth the 20 bucks
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>>719382336
Find the system32 file on your computer and delete it, doing this removes all your recent internet activity.
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>>719382358
Do these women offer hand jobs by any chance?
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>>719378824
Suspect there is a murderer nearbye and she is bait, then run like hell.
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>>719378824
pull out my wallet and remove my shiv and then rob her
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>>719382336

dont worry anon, it dosent show up as asterisked to you because you're the one who posted it, it's all *'s to everyone else.
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>>719378946
Definitely this
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>>719379021
This is the internet so I'll give you that, but the question was, "What WOULD you do?"

There are things we all think about but never actually do. It's that alone that keeps society working (and what separates the criminals from the saints).
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>>719378824
>Free STD
would pay her three fiddy, take her to my house and give her eggs
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I choose $0 rape
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>>719381183
If that's old, then fuck me, there's so many newfags here.
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>>719379905
> I am only pretending to be retarded
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>>719379021
I think you mean you'd mumble "N-nothankyou" as you avoid eye contact like an autistic child and walk away.
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>>719378824
sexilly assualt
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no condoms in my house, so facial
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>Get suprised by unusual offer
>Run home
>Tell mother what happened
>Change into my dead mothers clothing (I didnt reply to "that" post)
>Console myself because the scary birthday lady made me feel scared
>Decide that I'm not going to let this happen to my son while he's walking home from his hotel clerk job
>Superglue my penis shut so the succubus can't steal seeds
>Rush out immediately to confront birthday pants lady
>Wake up feeling refreshed and happy
>Clean up mothers abbatoir petticoats from her night job
>Eat a healthy breakfast of birthday steaks from mothers job.
>Stroll merrily to hotel clerk job, enjoying the beautiful blue sky and warm sunshine.
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IT IS A MAN ... I ANALIZED. FUCK OFF OP
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>>719381183
Chill shit dick its not that old
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>>719378824
"I'll fuck you for free baby"
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>>719381913
This.
I think about these types of little scenes in my head so often.
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>>719381917
>ive neen here about a year nao
>i liek call people newfags
>am totally certified
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>>719390135
Do you drive a taxi?
Are you taking to me?
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>>719378824
I'd give her $5 to leave me alone
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>>719380517
if your gonna fuck her youll get any disease she has anyway. does it matter?
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>>719378824
BOWL OF EGGS
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>>719379746
Everybody understands this, fuck off
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>>719391098
I can bet you 95% of anons today understand that
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>>719378824
whisper back "you didn't mention a price for kissing" and shove my tongue down her throat.
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>>719391204
>>719391098
DONT** understand
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Crouch, then pickpocket for 1x used rubber and 1x cigarette to scrap later
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Nutshell
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>>719378946
kek
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>>719379429

Can still walk away even if he is facing her
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tell her "I'm saving up for knack 2, sorry" and leave
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top 100 the best dance! twerk
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>>719390399
How's business, Sport?
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Tell her "Sorry mam, are you cold? do you need a jacket?" and slowly give her my jacket. Then walk with her to the nearest police station and buy her a cup of coffee. Make sure she is safe and sound and walk home again.
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>>719393750
Just like a little piece of chicken, and you?
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>>719378824
Hell you can fuck me for free, baby
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>>719378946
thanks for the laugh, lol
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>>719394361
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ask her to "Speak up please"
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ask how much for the night? for the week?
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>>719378824
Remove my cloak and wrap her in it. Then I would escort her back to my horseless carriage and escort her home while regaling her with tales of my younger days. Upon arrival at her home I would walk her to the door. As she enters her home I would say, "Keep the cloak, I have another." With a tip of my top hat and a swipe of my curled mustache, I'd be on my way.
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suck, god knows what kinds of STDs she has. plus I like BJ's better
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>>719386700
kek
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>>719378824
Give her $30
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>>719384335
she propably has aids herself
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>>719378824
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
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>>719378824
mace the bitch before she steals my house, car, and everything else good in my life
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