How to have sex when ur fat socially awkward loser autist?

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a prostitute
bella thorne for example

>>719376458
How much for semi decent prostitute?

>>719376647
$300
where are you from

>>719376852
Ottawa, Canada

Pornhub makes a Twerking butt maybe you can try your luck there

Find another fatty, or spend money on either roofies or prostitutes.

>>719376202
Lose weight
Crash college parties
Fuck stupid drunk freshmen girls who are too stupid and drunk to care if you're socially awkward.

Girls go wild for a guy in uniform.

>>719377411
This. Drunk college freshmen are the easiest lays on the fucking planet.

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>>719376202

at least chinese food

>>719377411
>>719377841
this plan is unrealistic OP just find some slut on the internet to fuck you
you only need the first few fucks to see it ain't all that

>>719376202
depends, are you looking for consensual sex or not?

With other fat socially awkward loser autists

>>719376202

Find another fat socially awkward autist.

When I was growing up, every one of my fat/ugly/socially inept friends had a fat/ugly/socially intept girlfriend who loved to fuck and fuck often.

You can't approach these girls the normal way. You have to get inside their head and gain any advantage you can. Find out what food they like, place they love to go to, movies/anime they like to watch and be ALL ABOUT THAT. Even if you don't like it if you can strike a chord with them subconcously they will think they form a 'bond' with you. Yeah, it's manipulative but you have to remember that these fat/ugly/socially broken girls want thier cunt plowed just as bad as you want to plow it and they will NEVER participate in 'normal' relationship behavior anyway.

tl;dr Find a 4/10 you can tolerate who has basic hygene, make yourself like whatever stupid shit she likes and likes to do and manipulate her into thinking you're her soulmate then fuck her brains out. 4/10 sucks but that wet slot between her legs is worth more than your hand any day.

Lower your standards

>>719376202
rape

>>719378424
Have you ever been to a college party faggot? There is literally no one easier way to get laid besides paying for it. Have fun finding a girl on the internet. Just don't be mad when she either wants paid or has a bigger dick then you do. A blind socially autistic monkey could get laid at a college party. Fucking drunk college girls is like shooting fish in a barrel with a rpg.

>>719376202
lose weight gain social skills
it's as simple as that

>>719376458
i'd pay for sex with bella

>>719379951
>>719376458

Pick either of these two or simply accept that you're being selected out of the gene pool and jerk off for all eternity.

Sometimes it's almost liberating to know you've got no shot at happiness. Saves a lot of wasted time if you can bear the the pain.

>>719377411
Step it up mate. What you do is dress like a frat bro, get a shirt, maybe a pin whatever. Stupid drunk bitches are always all over the frat fucks. Makes it even easier. I've been out of college a couple years now and this shit still works like a charm. Nothing like fucking the shit out of some stupid freshmen who's away from mommy and daddy for the first time and then never bothering to talk to them again since they never find you on campus and if they check the house you claimed to be in no one knows you.

>>719376202
fuck a tranny hooker like the one in OP pic

>>719381048
That's fucking evil genius shit right there.

>>719381097
i'd be up for that but would probably pick a more passable tranny for my first time

>>719376202
sex is about the man. if she says shit like 'deeper' or 'no, stop!' ignore her and thrust on. like you do with that D.A.R.E. lion.

Theres a lot of things you can do. Honestly if your a natural at game these things dont matter nearly as much, but naturals are the exception, not the rule. These tips are for the average guy(yeah your average, get over it)


1. Get in shape. Youll feel better physically and mentally and look more attractive to girls.

2.shave, because no one likes a fat guy with a beard. It just comes off as an insecurity barrier.

3. Stop wearing baggy clothing and basketball shorts, youll look slimmer with clothes that fit well, not too tight to where its uncomfortable though.

4. If your short, go with short hair. If your tall and have decent hair, grow that shit. Short guys with long hair is a terrible look.

5. Smile and make smalltalk with cashiers is alwayd a great way to start to develop a sense for socializing. Staying inside a lot really hinders social skills. When i spend too much time inside i feel a bit awkward at first going out in public. The main point is, exposure exposure exposure. Social skills are a skill and must be developed, few people are naturals.

>>719376202
For starters don't backstab your only friends. I had a friend like you. That fucktard can die in a fire.

>>719382741

tell us more anon

>>719376202
you don't. why do we you to reproduce?

>>719376202
just rent an 18 yo college girl whore for an hour.
they fuck the best and everybody profits.
or and escort but they are often a bit older, around graduation, 23-24.
you can even show them around as your gf.

>>719381798
This

This bro right here knows his shit.

>>719376202

you don't look like you belong around here

oh hmm

you're doing alright

what do you mean?

>>719376202
lose weight

>>719377011

http://ca.eros.com/

Prostitutes, here you come.

Pornstars, even, if you look around.

>>719383656

For example:

https://www.ameliethewhite.com/home

But always check out their reviews on theeroticreview.com if they have them.

>>719383656
Damn how much do these ladies cost?

>>719384096
>go to site
>get contact info
>ask prices
>???
>guaranteed virginity gone

>>719384241
Ask your sister for sex
Worked for me

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>>719384096

Depends on the area.

I live near Washington, DC; average cost of a mid-tier escort is $250-$350/hr.

Pornstars are usually $400-$800 when they visit town, but much more for the most famous girls. Some are bargains though--Jenna Ivory, when she passed through town, was only $500. She's a goddamned Penthouse model & porn slut; for that price it's amazing.

Betheny Benz also used to be just $500, but I think she's like $600+ now.

But if all that's too expensive--backpage.com has a massage section where lower-tier girls sell for less (their "adult services" section just closed down in the US. theeroticreview.com also has ad boards for cities.

Not sure about the best sites in Canada though.

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>>719384573

I have a thing for porn stars.

Here's eros.com's listing for all porn stars who advertise as such, from all cities they have listings for. Some expensive as hell, some reasonable as fuck:

http://www.eros.com/search/text?sch=xxx&location_id=2&utm_source=overlay&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=porn-stars&utm_campaign=date-porn-stars

Nigger pic related. She tours all over the country fucking for $$$.

>>719384346
This is my fetish.

>>719384573
This guy knows what's up.

Come to mtl,the level of girl that would cost 400-500$ in major us cities( and probably ottawa too since politician have $) will cost around 200

>>719376202
Dont be an idiot and blow hundreds on a hooker your first time. In all likelihood youll be too nervous to do it right or she will rob you.

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>>719386325

Yeah, it's all about the area. Washington DC is midlevel expensive; parts of the US South & midwest are cheaper.

Kacey Jordan was advertised for like $300 a while back in her hometown down South--though she has big fake tits now, so looks nowhere near as pristine as she did years ago.

>>719386462
This.
also remember that a good GFE is a gift that you give yourself, sex will be ALL about you, your fetishes and pleasures so don't let that fuck you up with real women. it's hard to go back to a MEH girl with compromised after having fucked a pornstar

>>719381798
This guy gets it

>>719386462

You're definitely right if OP can manage it.

I didn't understand girls when I was a teenager/early-20s, but I got really lucky and dated a hot girl my senior year of high school. I pretended to have experience, but she was my first. (That was actually a problem though, because it made me really clingy and possessive/jealous.) Did a LOT of fucking in those few months, and I was on top of the world.

But after her, I just couldn't get another girl for years. I didn't understand them & was trying to be what girls say they want instead of what they actually want.

So, I made a ritual of visiting escorts whenever I had the money. I'd troll the sites looking for a girl to visit, & when I got the money together would see one.

Of course, only much later did I figure out that women don't actually tell men what they really want. They themselves probably don't consciously know what they want. Only when I realized that the kinds of personalities most girls are attracted to are dominant, alpha, disinterested, etc., did I really have a shot again with "civvies" instead of blowing cash on pros.

Unfortunately, the fucking pickup-artists are more right than wrong about women. You have to study them and game them, if you aren't naturally attractive to them...

Get not fat. You fat fuck.

Really the rest isn't that hard.

Just be confident, that and be just a bit of a dick in a playful way. I'm close to 400 pounds, have long hair, and watch mlp, yet I've had a few threesomes, and picked up some 7/10s at parties even.

Basically, just don't act like a loser. You can be a beta, but still act like an alpha in social settings.