Webm thread! No porn

>>719375753
What just happened?

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Inb4 thread deleted because we got hold of a mods snapchat username hahaahahaha

bumpi

>>719375901
Son kept whining about how much he wanted to kill himself. Dad gets sick of it, gives him a loaded gun and tells him to do it now or shut the fuck up. Son kills himself. Dad thinks son took a shot at him and slaps him, then realizes what really happened and nerve gas floods the place.

>>719375901
>the dad was pissed at the son
>threatened him with gun
>son 1ups dad and kills self
>dad tries slap dead sons half head as he slumps over
>mom n dad truffle shuffle on floor

>>719375901

Yeah, same question. WTF is going on in that vid?

>>719375901
>asian dad is dissapoint
>tells son to kill himself
>son does it
>dad thinks son tried to shoot him
>dad and mom realize what happened
>dance party

>>719376162
>nerve gas
kek

>>719376162

Holy fuckballs, that's one way to prove your point.

>told you I was hardcore

Where'd this happen?

>>719375901
>son got B on chemistry test.
>honorabru death initiated.

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Posting gifs because fuck you

>>719375753
kek dat slap

>>719377619
what is this sorcery?

>>719377736
Water.

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>>719376630

>>719376441
>Chop-sueyed from the signpost
FUCKING FINAL DESTINATION

>>719376420
This kid did it perfectly.

>>719380850
kid's just chillin the whole time lol

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>>719381090
hes to boss to give a fuck, hes watching cartoons

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Inb4 thread deleted because we got hold of a mods snapchat username hahaahahaha

>>719376879
Couldn't stop laughing at this. Holy fook

>>719381403
That's how all nukes works. You get a wave that reflects back off the ground and increases the force of the outward blast.

>>719376910
Automatedo flight test, forever killed the pilotless aircraft. No one died

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>>719382283
kek, I made that webm

>>719381422
story?

>>719382427
Oh dude, if that's true. Nice one.

>>719376319
Have you been in an extended coma? This is old news.

>>719375930
surprised no one asked:
Story?

>>719382456
I like it when idiots like these get hurt

>>719382492

>restaurant.
>fancy fire lit up food.
>incompetent waitress.
>not even once.

>>719375753
what kinda drugs are these gooks on ??
story ??

>>719382646
surprised you are falling for it
Idiot.

>>719382732
Read the thread, lazy faggot

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>>719382641
>>719382641
>>719382641

this one is deliciously satisfying to watch.

>would watch again.

>>719376630
Rita Repulsa powering up.

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>>719382551
I just changed it from a gif to a webm, I didn't make the video.

>>719382732
Dad says if you hate me so much then shoot me. Kid shoots himself.

Parents wtf omg, do the worm.

>>719376441
LOL, the one guy slowing down and looking back, like he's watching a movie. Gooks are hilarious.

>>719382492
fire hot

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>>719379554
I guess that was kinda smart, made himself pass out before sagging inconscience into his death

>>719376195

Wrong. the kid was playing too much videogames or something and the dad was like "stop or if youre not gonna listen to me better just shoot me right now!"

Its like this , " whats the point of me being your parent if youre not gonna listen to me"

But instead the kid shoots himself.

>>719382813
Holy fucking shit that made me laugh.. that panic flip knockout.

>>719383039
WURLSTAR. WURLSTAR..

WURLSTAR.

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>>719376630
>EXPERIENCE TRANQUILITY

>>719383039
This made me laugh

>>719382138
nope

>>719380850
story at all?

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>>719377619

>>719383064
Dang, that's pretty cool.

>>719376420
Just how Robin Williams did it. Good work.

>>719383261
god damn white trash, every time i have to deal with them i see blood red. they're just as bad as niggers.

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>>719375901
Dad says "you don't want to help out around the store anymore? Really?"

Pulls out gun

"Then you're killing me, you're killing this fucking family"

Dad points gun at self dramatically to make his point

"Might as well be shooting me right in the fucking chest"

Kid has been sitting there. Quiet. He's just been thinking.

Life really isn't that interesting, he thinks. I can't stand up to dad, he's too big, I'm going to be his bitch for the forseeable future.

Then he feels a surge of excitement. I could change the game.

Son sees dad place gun on table in front of him.

I'm getting out, he thinks

Son points gun at head and pulls trigger

>>719383261
He did not know if she had a weapon, so his body slam was justified.

>>719376441
Islamic truck of peace?

>>719376441
Holy fuck, that sign man..

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chinese vs elevators

>>719376420
very disturbing to me.

>>719383078
What In The Fuck. Sauce NAO plox

>>719383724
I heard about it before, I think he was released from prison and just walked into this woman's house and had complete fuckin chimp-out.

>>719383408
trespassing and robbery in NJ home captured by nanny camera.

>>719376630
>that third one back
GOD DAMN IT BUPPHA GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

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>>719383078

That just got funnier and funnier thanks anon

>>719380850
at least he didn't rape her. they are getting more civilized

>>719383868

Welp the kid did the right thing and didn't freak out and the mother did the right thing too and basically just took it. Shame on him though that's fucking disgusting

>>719383821
king kong 2: gorilla warfare edition

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>>719376441
that is some final destination level shit

>>719383408
>>719383724

Husband went to work, robber broke in and beat her as he roamed around the house looking for valuables.

>>719383784
>>719383843
is this a fucking thing in asia to fucking fall down elevator shafts?

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>>719383558
>>719383094
>>719382832
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>>719375753
there are so many great stories that someone should make a thread where people just try and explain what happened

>>719383943

I don't think he had time

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>>719384029

Fucking hell that's shit

Odd that she had a recording camera right there but hell at least it got everything

>>719383953
nah hes a victim of structural racism and all that bullshit

>>719383408
I got you, fam. Basically, the kid on the couch is actually the black guy's wife (crazy I know) and he caught wind of some lesbo slut at his house getting frisky. He keeps going up the stairs to find his gun but the lesbo bitch kept screaming "I don't give a fuck about Uncle Phil's death" which made him come back down.

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>>719383064
Places where "shoot or be shot" is a serious issue: war zones, third world countries, America...

>>719383919
fuckin a what did the do with the head
just kick it off into outer space?

>>719383536
thats because they live along side them

>>719383078
>sagging inconscience

Are you sure you're not hanging right now?

>>719384262
kind of redundant isnt it?

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>>719384267
It actually just snapped its neck and it flipped underneath its body.

>>719383536
white trash = niggers

common working white =/= white trash
common black =/= nigger

>>719377736
He didn't dog the shot

>>719382138
lrn 2 physics

>>719384173
This is why you don't do this on grass. The soft soil absorbs to much of the energy.

>>719383064
'double barreled derringer'

arent they all double barrel?

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>>719384228

>>719384360
why do people always act tough after getting a sucker punch knock out?

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>>719384511
That doubled up pad didn't help any either.

>>719384394
no, they're very different cultures. to say that they're equal is simply to show ignorance. for example, niggers will always be shooting, robbing, and raping people more than white trash. in that way, they will never be "="

>>719377167
That's not a shoop. That's a guy about to be thrown out of a bowling alley.

>>719383845
sauce seconded. must know

>>719384626
because they just knocked someone out and feel like a big man

>>719384521
did that electricity turn him into a strawberry shortcake doll?

>>719383078
Um, "in" conscience? English, motherfucker.

>>719384637
to me they are, both groups can be launched to the sun.

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>>719383517
It's fucking retarded. It's the size of a real .380 pistol. It's pointless.

>>719384722
>5/7 perfect landing

>>719383873
absolutely beautiful

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disgusting ass people eating raw meat

>>719384770
this.

>>719384191
Yea fuck uncle phill, fucking asshole.

>>719384809
Dude that's like the perfect steak.

>>719384770
point is you can walk around with it in your hand and pretend you are on the phone and get it past security (shitty) checkpoints

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>>719384770
It's the element of surprise though. He thinks you're pulling out your phone, then he gets two in the chest.

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>>719384811
you dumbasses. it's to smuggle a gun in a no-gun zone! or to evade a pat-down, not the size! you idiots!

>>719384626
That wasn't really a sucker punch. It was obvious there was going to be a fight. Idiot shouldn't have kept his hands down like that.

I get annoyed when people don't defend themselves when it is 100% obvious that physical altercation is inevitable.

>>719383873
>still goes for the bike

>>719384900
wouldnt be surprised if people manage to sneak that shit on to planes

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>>719384887
i was thinking the same thing, that how i make mine every time

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>>719384999

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>>719384608

>>719384726
topkek

>>719384770
The guy had a dumbass call the cops on him for legally carrying concealed. It's to keep dumbasses from calling the cops on you for no reason.

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>>719384964
you're a fucking idiot

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>>719384759
don't let me say it anon.

>>719384938
But that's how you draw a real concealed carry. You say OK OK, here is my wallet, and draw your gun instead.

>>719384964
You can't evade a pat down with that. They ask you to take your phone out of your pockets prior to the pat down. And that looks nothing like a phone.

>>719384228
This is a lesson they teach to street fighters. Do not take your focus off of a crowd while fighting 1 on 1.

>>719377619
Unexpected AF

>>719385117
willy costanza has something to say to you

>>719385245
Or you could just use it to kill yourself.

>>719384044
#47 points like
>hey that was AWESOME!
even though it was the other team that scored.

>>719384267
A duck's neck is flexible. Its head is under its breast.

>>719385244
he fucked up by jumping

>>719375753
kek at filename

>>719376180
>truffle shuffle
I didn't know this was a Ylyl thread

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>>719385344
No, he fucked up by being delusional, and thinking he could support his own weight.

>>719385344
He fucked up by beeing a fat fuck.

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>>719383843
What is it with gooks and lifts?

>>719385184
refugees should die.

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>>719385295
hurr durr tranzfurrmurrs ...gunz in dizkize.

moron.

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What the Fuck.

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>>719385451
Damn, Gallagher really stepped his game up.

>>719385329
>>719385184


congrats on all your africans and jihadis, europe! congrats merkel, et al.

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>>719383845
>>719383897
I know as much as you.. my guess after watching it many times, most probably a student "project" or smthg like that

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>>719376879
Fake

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>>719385176

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Fucking HiroMoot. I can't post 90% of the webms I saved from here because that fucking Jew reduced the file size to 2mb.

>>719384770
But it doesn't "print".

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>>719385593

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>>719383845
>>719384689
From some RadioHead music video. iirc

>>719383039
Is that a roo naked choke?

>>719385405
>>719385421
>clearly not seeing the slack in the rope created by the jump
but yeah, being fat is a factor, (just an obvious one hur hur)

>>719385593
>>719385642

clearly the result of racist microaggressions and a lack of career opportunities

>>719383237
omg epic XD u play shit games too? I get it!!!1

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>>719385673
naa this is /b/

>>719384809
>Doesn't know what raw is

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>>719385797
or this

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>>719375753

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>>719385855
everything below well done

>>719385163
holding your "phone" stacked with your wallet and shit in one hand, they won't even think about it. they'll finish the pat and move on; at least in some places. I've gotten into shows and shit holding my knife with my phone and wallet all in one hand, and they never blinked at it.

>>719385962
err above

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>>719385552

>>719383821
story?

>>719382153
Air france demonstrating new jet, lots of people died. the low flyby made the plane "think" it was landing and it fought the pilot. Was loaded with journalists

>>719385568
This is like my number one fear and why I avoid them at all costs.

>>719386038
Nerve gas