Why isn't she my gf /b/?

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Because she hates dick.

>>719375598
Yuck, dude.

>>719375598
because at this point shes just a corpse

>>719375598
Because you're a faggot.

>>719375598
Because she's mine

Thanks ms skeletai!

>>719375598
Shit I thought she was a sex doll for a second there

>>719375598
Because she is only bones

>>719375598
She doesn't eat meat

That bony bitch needs the meat lump.couple quarts of man gravy will aid in her recovery.

Because youre on /b/

>>719375598
>she
that's a skeleton, anon. don't fall for their tricks

Because her species only last 6 months after highschool.

>>719375598
Because she is going to waste these years being with dudes that will use her to get their confidence up and then leave her. I mean really under all that make up and hair she is just some skinny chick with very little body attached. I mean she could have hopes and dreams but whos to say she isnt just trying to get rich off of her looks and name. What does she bring to the table, anorexia? Niggah you need to kys.

>>719376790
They know how to find the heart way easier, without all those muscles in the way. They'll leave as soon as they get it and leave you dry and lonlier then them bones

>>719376790
a skeleton with a meaty pussy

She doesn't look faithful, probably can't cook, probably plays with her phone all day and would spend all your money

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She only wants you for your calcium OP.

>>719375598
Fuck, this bitch looks like the joker!

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>>719376996
Zozzle

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>>719375598
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>>719376996

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>>719375598
Skeletor?

>>719377279
How'd you get nudes of my ex?

>>719375598
Because you're a fat, autistic manchild who doesn't leave his mom's basement and has no money or career prospects and girls usually frown upon that.

Enough skeleton talk, I'm spooked out

>>719377342
It probably is your ex. Or you posted a picture of your ex pretending to be someone else.

>>719376577
Can't wait for Eugenia sex robots.

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>>719375598

>>719377475
It probably is, but I don't see any red hair.

>>719377519
I'm surviving on hookers till sex bots come in, they need to hurry up.
I'm too mysogynistic to have a normal relationship

>>719377867
Too misogynistic for bdsm?

Her upkeep would be cheap. Give her a half piece of toast every other day and buy her a handkerchief to wear, and she's all good.

>>719375598
thank ms skeltal

>>719378218
Ass always ready and clean too, extra skinny girls are best

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>>719377522

>>719377867
you are the reason the gynocracy is suppressing sexbot technology
>men should slaves to support women

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>>719376996

>>719377867
I like being sexually humiated, I'll never find a girl that can tease me in bed. Hopefully one day they'll make sex robots that can do this.

>>719375598
I think that counts as necrophilia

>>719375598

That girl has a lot of teeth.

>>719379110
Nothing wrong with that

>>719379126

It's called a smile you miserable neckbeard

>>719379338
>The time when Anon forgot the word for smile

>>719379338
sorry we're not all betas like you, smiley

>>719376993
>can't cook


who cares about that

>>719380283
>The time when Anon legitimately used smiley as an insult

>>719380546
smiling is a sign of weakness.

>>719380633
Or of domination, but you wouldn't know what that's like. The weak should fear the strong.

>>719375598
Shes so skinny, you'd probably just eat her with your fatass

>>719380283
There is not a single picture of me smiling I literally never smile with the only exception being when i laguh i said this >>719379338
because I felt like saying it and you seriously seem so pathetic with you reddit tier science that some stupid neckbeard posted on 4chan or some other retarded website

>>719380922
>all these gay-ass words
tl;dr

She so thin! I have the weirdest bonner right now.

>>719380922
Sounds like a rape victim. I smile every day

>>719375598
>Wanting to date a girl who would consider eating a dick a meal.
shiggy diggy.

>>719382222
Why is that bad?

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>>719382222
>quads of truth

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omfg is this really happening....

>>719382426
It isn't really, I was just implying that my preference in women trumps yours.
That's a subjective opinion though. The only thing I'd be iffy with, would be you enabling her in her eating disorder.

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thank ms skeltal

>>719383839
m- moar

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>>719385291

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>>719385360
you can always go to to her IG and twitter to see more pctures of her or use google images to get rare pictures

>>719376996
whoa did you see that subtle look there? It's as if she knew that was going to happen.

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>>719385473
her rarest picture