Faces of /b/, what does /b/ look like?

>>719365629

Sage/10

>>719365629

>>>/soc/

Sage/10

>>719365629
>too few pixels/10

>>719365629
7

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Looks like this..

Living hell on earth

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>>719367650
Meh, could be much worse. Don't see that much to complain about with that pic.

>>719368088
Thanks I guess..
Also why does that look like you took that with a semi potato cam?

>>719368088
Shit lighting I guess, it's on my porch and the only light is coming from inside through curtains. It came out surprisingly light considering how dark it actually was, at the cost of being potato. Too drunk to care or do anything about it honestly.

>>719368687
Fuck, drunkenly clicked the wrong post, meant for >>719368265

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Hi /b/

Im the fella on the left

>>719369455
Damn mate not to bad .. not that bad at all

>>719369724
What about me, mate? >>719365629

>>719370154
Honestly idk why but you somehow remind me of Nev from MTV's Catfish the TV show

>>719369724

Thanks buddy!

>>719370544
NEVER lose the beard or the long hair EVER...reminding me of my brother though kek

>>719370422
I can kind of see it.

>>719370544
Awesome hair. It suits you. Do you have a pic with no beard, I want to see your jawline.

>>719371010
Ok...timestamp plox noaw

>>719369455
Eyes are a nice colour. Good lookin guy.

>>719370544
this one i believe.

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>>719365629

>>719371097
nope had the beard since 8th grade and i've actually never shaved it all the way off

>>719371366
cover up that nasty rat nest you call chest hair

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I'm always fine with providing timestamp, just no tits and timestamp.

>>719371381
Damn boi that's pretty impressive. Does it ever freak you out? Like, you barely even know what your own face looks like.

>>719371724
god dammit anon you know the rules tits or gtfo

how 4chan has changed...
back in the day you all would have immediately regretted posting your real pics

>>719371889
Nah son

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>>719371724
Greassssssy

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>>719365629
How-old.net told me I look 11, 14, 17 and 74.

>>719371890
It was going to change sooner or later so just deal with it or kys.

>>719371890
Ikr

>>719372007
Same trap who lost weight from last thread?

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Why is /b/ full of faggy fembois?

>>719371724
Show tits bitch

>>719371985
Yeah I have my nighttime face cream on.

>>719372184
Not in this thread.

>>719372169
furry porn

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yolo

these threads are cancer please go to soc
sage goes in all fields

>>719371954
that gladly GTFO :)

>>719372248
-shia voice- JUST DO IT!!!

>>719371850
a bit weird but doesn't bother me that much. also pretty sure i'd look like a babyfaced retard without it so its not going anywhere

>>719372195
Yea no one believes that, you disgusting pig

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>>719372151
You think I'm a trap?

I was the one who posted my fat face with red hair.

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>>719372248
Then gtfo cunt

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>>719365629

>>719372365
tits then

>>719372365
You sure wear that "cream" a lot, greaser

>>719367650
Basement Dweller/10

>>719372365
*know you're a trap

>>719365629
op is a allah akbar looking faggot

>>719371724
>so much forehead it reaches out of the picture
cute though would date/fuck pretty easily

>>719372431
Can't do that at this time of day sir. People I know will be on here by now.

>>719372478
I'm not that chick. It's boiling hot. I'm sweating a little on my face.

>>719372547
gladly GTFO then

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>>719365629

>>719372547
Yeah fucking right, this is /b/ you fuckin liar

>>719372478
Wrong chick kek

>>719372627
Nah piss off. I've paid my dues in previous face threads today.

>>719372644
What am I lying about?
A relative surfs it.

>>719372365

You resemble a girl I know through a friend. Is your name Miranda? Just curious.

>>719372484
I pretty much live closer to the attic but same shit you pretty much hit the nail on the head mate..,sadly enough

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My girlfriend, don't get jealous /b/

>>719372644
dubs of truth

>>719372717
wah muh relative knows every human body ever apparentfuckingly.
Real believable dude, I'm a weird man too. we're both weird men, no need to pretend

>>719372719
No, sorry anon.
My name is like.. what I imagine a black stripper might call herself to try and sound higher class.

>>719372389
Sure thing anon:):)")")

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Hey /b/

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>>719372741
Oh god

>>719372717
Stop being a fucking dumb cunt & post tits already jesus fuck

>>719372326
Browse more, faggot.
JUST DO IT.

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Here, we have the betafag in it's natural habitat

>>719372805
He knows what I'm wearing today and my face is in this thread. Not hard to put two and two together lol

>>719372847
Your hair looks fake, is it a wig anon? Carl Grimes/10

>>719372887
This

>>719365629
nice beard

>>719367650
I think I've seen you in face threads before, where are you from again? You have good facial structure tbh

>>719368088
pleasant to golf with/10

>>719369455
you look like a much nicer version of a grown up frat boy lmao

>>719370544
you probably have rlly good taste in books and music

>>719371010
>>719371724
literally adorable

>>719372007
is your hair naturally like that? It looks like it has nice not-quite-curls

>>719372169
Nice eyebrows tbh

>>719372192
blurry and dark but probably cute

>>719372308
are you OP? you look quite a bit like him. Wholesome family man/10

>>719372417
aw, cute

>>719372887
Fucking beta

>>719372816

Looking at the other photo you posted earlier you definitely are not her. Is your name maybe Krystal, then? First "high-class" stripper name to come to mind.

>>719372847
cute emo/10

>>719372887
If it didn't happen after the first pic, it won't happen. Jesus fuck you idiots sound like broken records.

>>719372919
aw, don't be mean to urself you have nice eyebrows

>>719372965
So don't wear anything. So what if some random femanon posts tits with a vaguely similar body then? Since apparently he's the god damn NSA. Oh sorry it just dawned on me you're fucking this realative. How else would they have such highly intimate knowledge of your body

>>719372919
You're pretty decent anon, get a different hairstyle but that's all I'm complaining about. 6/10

>>719373049
Yes you are

>>719373124
then she needs to gtfo

The rule is tits or gtfo, theres options

>>719373023
NY mate about like 2-3 hours away from NYC

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>>719373023
>aw, cute

IM not cute im tough... im a tough guy......I am.... Im tough

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>>719373023
Yeah my hair is naturally like this. It's more wavy and a total mess.
I would love curls. They're lovely.

>pic related: my birdsnest

>>719373124
They're desperate as fuck for some reason. It's sad.. like, actually depressing.

>>719373244
Crazy eyes/10

>>719373261
As tough as those cocks you had rammed up your shit pipe?

>>719373244
I love those lips

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r8erino!

>>719373204
DO you ever think that ANY femanon has gotten the fuck out after you've posted this bullshit? No. They just ignore and keep browsing the same thread. You posting that comment is such a waste. It doesn't do anything. It's time to stop anon.

>>719373327
you better fucking believe it

>>719372968
I've heard that one before actually. It isn't a wig, if it was, nobody would buy it

>>719373244
Hey you tits or gtfo

>>719373296
We have fucking rules here you god damned attention whoring incestuous twat

>>719373244
your eye makeup is gorg

>>719373368
Never, no breaks on the rape train. /b/ is not a feminist safe space

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>>719373244
>>719372007

>>719373093
Thanks m8

>>719373261
this response was so cute
>genuinely sorry if I hurt ur man feelings

>>719373365
you look like a fuckin' jucie monkey loving meathead

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>>719373344
>dubs

Man I gotta quit drinking another pic

>>719373244
agreed with other anons, gorgeous but crazy eyes as fuck

>>719373403
This is a face thread
To post your face
The fact I'm a female is irrelevant and I have never asked for attention in her, just contributed. Go gargle on your mom's cunt juice.

You just look like you really like me right now.

>>719373403
Those aren't even the rules!!! It's just some made-up anti woman thing that you retards are trying to impose on a site that doesn't HAVE many rules.

>>719373528
>still cute lil guy
how tall are you? I bet you're pretty small

>>719373530
i have borderline personality disorder. that might explain it

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>>719373544
....

who do you think you're fooling

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Sup /b/

>>719373544
>STRONG jaw
>looks good on you

>>719373650
You would be amazing in bed

> implying you're that girl

>>719373646
5'11 200 lbs

>>719370544
Slow down terence mckenna

>>719373468
Instead of saying tits or gtfo, give me an honest original comment. Say for example, that you want to rape me. Even that is more constructive.

>>719373721
aw

>>719372365
Shit my bad, thought you said something about being a guy, too much faggotry in these threads to keep track. Yeh think I mentioned the stuff about the cocoa butter to help with the stretch marks during exercise and toning. Nah you're fucking cute if not trap.

>>719373544
9.8/10 if real. Holy shit. I'd let you anal me.

>>719373736
Fucking this.

Some of us would happily oblige and give nudes if people were original about it.

>>719373586
Tits or gtfo has been a rule on /b/ too long to give up. This isn't tumblr you fucking niggers, what happened to /b/?

>>719373831
That was toward the guy who came down from 300lbs iirc. He was a cool dude.
Hope he finds peace with himself.

>>719373922
Please see

>>719373736

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Hi /b/

>>719373835
I'm still straight at this time

>>719374004
sweet guy/10

>>719373922
What a stupid fucking question. IT CHANGED.

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>>719373789
Im not happy with you

>>719374028
Me too.

>>719373527
thanks bro

>>719372007
My opinion is all you need.. you look anywhere from 16 to 22.

>>719373992
fine

>>719372365
I want to impregnate your boi pussy with my anon cum, live with you and kill the baby, repeat. Good enough for you faggots?

>>719373922
Dicklet or GTFO

>>719373528
Really nice eyes. Good looking face. If I saw you on the bus I'd want to go hit on you.

>>719373864
NEVER we have rules, rebellious skanks must be put in check. Bad ladies here

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>>719374122

>>719373586
Its for sure a rule, long time rule. Are you dumb?

>>719374187
Fucking incredible. Poetry. I love it. I love you anon.

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say what you will...

ITT:

>Bitches not following rules

>Faggots backing them up

>>719373975
I see. But yeh, don't die the hair again, it's fucking cringe and a red flag for most decent guys. You're cute, just work on the weight loss and all that. I've gained and lost weight in the past, it always takes a lot longer to "recover" from weight loss than it does weight gain.

>>719367650
you look like either a neo-nazi or a wigger. but i'd still let you fuck me hard.

>>719374265
I have given full requests today, I'm tired of it for now anon. Perhaps when the sun rises again.

>>719373533
Fuck your face, just by simply showing your face you're triggering a hive of desperate white knights.
>I like everyone

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R8?

>>719374550
arab/10

>>719374468
Nobody is defending me, you're just losing your shit over nothing.

And yes anon, I know you want to fuck my face

>>719374432
I'm kinda a mix of both so...

>Implying that would help anything

>>719374550
Please don't blow up this thread/10

>>719372417
Bang me/10

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What's good fam?

>>719374465
Lies, you think you can appease anon so simply? I can't believe you've done anything of the sort, us being anonymous, except the difference is you don't know my gender. So tits or gtfo

>>719374004
nice ball sack

>>719374457
please kindly gtfo if you don't show bobs

>>719374400
I do want to dye my hair again though. Last colour was black. Is there any "unnatural" colour that can look okay?
I want something bright to reflect how positive I'm feeling lately. I'm scared to do it though. People thought I was a feminazi before lol

>>719374802
no one gives a fuck about your hair dye

>>719374614
Naw, I only do lady butts. But the issue is a simple lack of respect for anon. I don't even like tits, it's just a matter of respect.

>>719374699
Too bad then. You weren't online when I did it, you get nothing. I'm not even worth debating over you weirdo.

>>719374684
yo dawg wassup homie i remeber you fucker it's this fag btw: >>719367650

>>719374959
Everything is worth what the buyer will pay you damn troller.

>>719374802
I recently dyed my hair dark dark brown. Used to be red, pink, blue etc. I think that you should just choose a natural colour, and do it to the extreme. Blonde? Go super blonde. Brown? Darkest brown possible. Dyeing hair is like a game to me now, try to find the craziest/best looking colour.

>>719374875
Shut up you nigger loving cuntrag, nobody asked you

>>719374802
Yeh nah fuck that's a good call, the bright colors carry femazi meaning regardless of what you believe, stay far away. I'd go with a dirty blonde maybe or a more "natural" brighter color if that's the case. Just stay far from the ridiculous bright shit people are doing these days. Maybe a more natural redhead color?

>>719375082
I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I

>>719375146
a faggola
>fight me

>>719375062
Wonder if I would look good as a redhead. As in ginger. That might be fun.

>>719375129
Read my mind...

>>719375214
Tits or gtfo, but everyone looks good with red

>>719375214
Haha yeh it would suit your face, only reason I suggested it. I'd give it a try if I were you.

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Was 210lb I'm now down to 170 wish me luck bros

>>719375315
gldd?

>>719375214
I think it would look great with your completion. I did the red for a while, but I did bright Ariel the mermaid red. Wouldn't recommend it unless it is a permanent thing for you. It fucked up my hair a lot, the pigment it still there a few years later. Try a natural red with brown tones maybe?

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>>719375431
>>719375310
>>719375242
Getting my hair done this weekend.
Now I just need a damn style. Getting it up to shoulders. But thank you for advice

>>719375315
Covering your face like that makes you look seriously unconfident and you generally want a slightly upward angle if you're snapping bitches, their brains enjoy looking up at you, like you're a confident tall man and not a submissive boy. It doesn't matter if you're short, it's just a more attractive angle to most of them.

>>719375546
You sir look like you have an underground child sex shop please let them free

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You're all beautiful to me.

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>me

>>719375636
>moderate appeasement
aight i'll stop being a dick now. I noticed having short hair and swoopy bangs is becoming more prominent in ladies. Ever go that route?

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>>719375809
nice belt

>>719375766
kek

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shirts are for queers. R8 pls?

>>719374457
Damn what's a nice place like you doing in a girl like this? ;)
If that line won you over then text me
8019237545

>>719375723
Just an everyday 4chan user nothing unique

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I'm the drunk dude. I think that's pretty clear though.

>>719375546
goblet full of blood/10

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>>719375833
That's what I did have before it grew out.
Think my face is too round/square for something like pic related. Maybe like that but a bit thicker? Idk

>>719375972
>shirts are for queers.
>looking like a fucking legit faggot

>>719376019
The girl on the left looks really hot. Have you fucked her?

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>>719375877
Right before I boarded a plane to build houses for kids in Antigua. Those are some traveling clothes

> me in back after building said house

>>719376031
So pretty much scene girl hair? Fap city

>>719376121
How's the heroin treating you these days?

>>719372169
cuite 10/10

>>719375972
cute

>>719376199
top kek

>>719376167
Yeah but without all the ridiculous scene girl shit like clothes and cutesy behaviour. Always liked those styles.

>>719376130
I fucked blondie behind her, but yes, the dark haired girl is really fucking hot. All three girls are pretty sexy and I'm not entirely sure as to why they associate with me. But they buy me drinks so I like them.

>>719376199
i wish i could take enough to kill myself

>>719376337
Whats stopping you?

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>>719376132

>>719376311
Nice work. She looks hot as well from the little bit I can see her. You need to work on that brunette though. Get that tongue wrapped around your shaft.

>>719376337
Switch from tar to powder. A lot of its cut with fentanyl now adays. You almost can't NOT die!

>>719376417
dude, i would but she's a virgin and I quit playing that game a while ago. Just looking for trouble.

>>719376272
Rad, yeah them and their ridiculous clothes. Pussy ass conformists wearing clothes because of some damned law.

I suggested the swoopy hair because I have it, my scene phase was that but bleached and drawn on cat whiskers. Shit was strange but so simple

>>719376506
Pill cosby the bitch problem solved

John 14:12
Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me, the works that I do shall he do also; and greater works than these shall he do; because I go unto my Father.
TODAY I DID IT I WALKED ON WATER.

>>719376506
This statement troubles me anon. What happened to you? Get your ass back in the game!

>>719376593
>pill cosby
Kek'd

>>719375636
Keep it JUST past the shoulders. Like just fucking past it, so from the front you can't tell it's shorter. Just my opinion. Also BANGS, for the love of everything holy get some nice bangs. Shit is an instant boner if done properly, Like holy fuck. Forget that swoop shit, some straight down bangs with a little curl to them, god damn.

>>719376744
You look like you're about to an hero...

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>>719376554
Kek I didn't mean I'll go nekkid. Just don't like their princessy stuff.

Can't beat pic related and girls like that imo. Cat whiskers sound like something a teen would do though. If I did that at 21 it would be embarrassing lol

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>>719376593
I don't think you understand, i'm trying to AVOID trouble
>>719376682
Taking virginity is super overrated. Virgins are usually not good in bed and they get way too attached.

>>719376911
*The Krynn Consolute has declared war on you*

HOW DARE YOU BLASPHEME SWOOPY BANGS!!! ALALALLALALA

>>719376967
True. Set her up with a friend, have him bang her out a few times, then sweep in. Problem swiftly avoided.

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R8 me guyz

>>719376911
I wouldn't suit straight bangs imo.they are hot tho

>>719375011
I remember you too homie. You look Aryan af

>>719377142
You look like an aspiring filmmaker.

>>719376952
As well as the cute behavior, but yeah I was at the time. I miss being young, 24 feels way older then it is. Enjoy your fleeting youth ;_;

>>719377259
I'm turning 22 in April so I'm barely behind you. I was a cute teen but I grew out of it lol

>>719377177
kek thanks mate

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>>719377171
Wait here we go

>nailed it

>>719377142
Elliot Rodgers/10

>>719377405
Top kek. Not as bad as you think though. Get them properly done and you'd be surprised. That pic convinces me even more it would look good on you.

>>719377136
Trust me, everyone of my friends has been trying to get with her. She's never expressed interest in any of us. Try as we might, we can't seem to get past anything but a make out. She's pretty determined on being a virgin it seems like. I like blondie cause she's petite with a fat ass and good sense of style. Plus she's a fun fuck- she likes to leave marks.

>>719377341
Rad, I was too. Girls used to try and court me. Now I don't even know what the fuck to do. What do ladies like to hear about? I just wind up feeling so lame

>>719377620
Got any pics of blondie?

>>719377792
I'll post one for you creepy fuckers, give me a second

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>>719377584
You're tempting me into trying it anon.
I have a cowlick though. Dunno how they would work with that. Suppose if they could give me side bangs they could work something out. Just a lot of retraining my hair. Ew

Here's an eyeball

>>719377738
Girls like hearing about themselves, let's face it. Compliments, asking them questions. Not all girls are keen on this, but some basically jizz over a guy who is interested.

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>>719374432
Took me awhile to find it but here's a better look at the nazi side

>>719378077
Them edges...

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Here's the 2 girls. Y'all are making me miss my homies. And blondie's pussy.

>>719378034
Ah, I always feel like I'd come off way too thirsty if I acknowledged that a lady looks good. I'd have to be alone with them to drop compliments. Telling them over social media is as lame as I think it is right?

>>719378242
Too much?

>>719378248
Both hot but I can't get over the brunette brah. I'm so upset.

>>719378341
I'm a dude, and while I'm tempted to do it sometimes, yea it's thirsty/creepy/lame as fuck.

>>719378399
Not enough!

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r8 me n my goofy ass hair

>>719377142
Are you looking at the camera or past it? I have lazy eyes too, it sucks

>>719378341
Oh definitely. For me personally, I like hearing that from girls on social media but for some reason not from guys unless I'm close with them. Just doesn't feel genuine.
Hearing a simple "you look nice" in person is something that isn't over the top and quite generalised.

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>>719378440
fuck it i'm feeling abit buzzed so meh

>No regrets..i hope

>>719378404
I don't blame ya man, there's a wake of blue balls and broken hearts in her path. Honestly the sweetest girl though. Like, homegirl texted me today telling me she found my hat that I lost a while ago and was gonna mail it to me before I move out of the country, and then her and blondie and the other girl in the original pic all called and begged me to move back. Ugh, love those hoes.

>>719378664
Hwat

>>719378423
That's what I'm desperately trying to avoid. I've been single for 5 years. I used to be pretty, so I have 0 aptitude in going after women. So what if I've just met someone and we're having a conversation? Think something like "I really like your hair" or "you're very pretty" would be within boundries? I know it depends on my chadliness

>>719378752
Depends on your delivery too.
I like compliments based on a certain thing like eyes for example. Eyes is a flattering one but I wouldn't want it from a total random. Get out of my eyes, Holmes.

>>719378728
I'm about to say fuck everything & post a shirtless

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>>719378878
I think you should stop sir

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hungover b o i s

>>719378978
Gray hoodies remind me of my ex and it turns me on

>>719378967
fuck you i'm drunk i do whatever the hell i want to

>>719378534
Word, unfortunately I'm not close with any ladies. But if I meet one and have a decent conversation I'll try to slide that in. It really is a mindfuck, they would hunt me down. I blame age/not looking alt anymore

>>719377142
I like your room :3

>>719378877
My delivery is cordial and polite to an extreme. I've never creeped anyone out that I know of, but I have had very androgynous responses.

>>719378967
I think you should start maam

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>>719379040
Okay

>>719379047
Being a male is weird man. You're almost expected to be a mind reader but if you try too hard to guess what she's thinking you're creepy, and if you don't try at all then you're "inattentive". Kek

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>>719378728
welp nothing i can do about it now

>>719379018
yeah I bet bruh

>>719379239
My boyfriend said you're a jew

>>719378688
Damn homie. Just gotta find some foreign hoes to hang out with.

>>719378752
Maybe i'm just a creep, but if i want to compliment a girl i don't know, usually she has to be like... really hot. Only cause then i innately go for broke. and then I say something like "Hey, I just wanted to let you know, the outfit you're wearing makes you look gorgeous!" or something like that. I feel like specifiying what exactly makes them look so good is a bit disarming and lessens the tension. Sometimes I don't even care to continue the conversation, I just want to let them know they look good and I appreciate it.

>>719379316
Going to brazil, so I'll be very let down if I'm not surrounded by gorgeous girls everywhere I go.

>>719379315
but do i look gassed to you?

>>719379319
Oh man that reminds me of the time I was drinking at a small pub and some (chubby, balding at a young age) guy goes "I just needed to tell you, you're GORGEOUS" and walked away. I was glowing for the rest of the night kek

>>719379215
It is, and we have these stupid dicks and balls that just fucking flood us with the spirit of a raging Tauros. Also women claim to like in shape men, but I was fat when I was successful. Now that I like my body it's just like nope city

>>719379407
Very

>>719379319
>>719379427
Solid example, it'd be authentic even if I didn't feel like harassing someone. Worst case scenario someone gets a confidence boost.

>>719379476
Well damn can't agure with that logic i guess

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>>719379460
Hey man I get you.
I've never been with an "in-shape" dude in my life though. I like scrawny geeks.. oops