The last thing you bought is going up your ass, how fucked are you?

$5.00 in steam wallet funds.. I'm fine I guess.

>>719363531
A gallon of water

At least I'll stay hydrated...

Digital download of Doom. A hell portal's gonna open up in there.

overwatch

>>719363531
A plant for my fish tank
At least it won't be hard.

gasoline

tortilla chips... well, at least I'll have some salsa now.

Coffee. I think coffee enemas are actually a keep it /b/ related I'll stuff the paper cup up there too.

5L carton of apple juice

Seeds... looks like im growing a plant in my asshole

Wood glue.
Please help me I want to take a shit.

>>719363531
A couple of lottery tickets

>>719363531
Two 1.5l coca cola bottles, i guess im fucked.

>>719363531
i cant gape my ass big enough for a whole PC to fit

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6/10 fucked

A large Orange Julius. Got off pretty easy since the thing before that was 14 gallons of gasoline.

>>719367112
Speaker? Turn the bass up, might feel kinda good

25 litres of petrol.

A fucking shovel

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5kg of whey

>7 grams of weed
Bittersweet, I'll take it

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>>719363531
corkscrew from kroger.

Pretty fucked i guess.

The code fore 16.50 to purchase stardew on xbox
Paper reciept, Im gucci famalama ding dong oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

>>719363531
bottle of Coke
can't so much as stick two fingers up there, I'll probably fucking die

1000 rounds of 7.62x39

>inb4 lead poisoning

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>>719367463
o fuck.... your butthole is literally and figuratively screwed.

Lunch, coming out my ass soon anyways

>>719367513

>can't so much as stick two fingers up there
You've tried?

>>719363531
ok last thing i bout was a 1 oz travel shampoo

>>719363531
A literal fucking star. FFS, wish me luck.

>>719367679
That is..just so funny...

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well /b/ois it looks like i'm installing a raid card in my asshole

>>719363531

A sammich, I should be ok

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>>719363531
shieet..

I honestly can't remember the last thing I bought

Groceries probably

A guess a bag of milk is going up there. Could be worse, though.

a pack of camel menthols for a co worker. not too bad i guess

A handle of jim beam. At least I'll be fucked up before I die. But chugging to the extreme

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>>719363531

Umm what kinda diabetes will a Cinnabon give me being shoved in my ass?

>>719363531
A suppressor that I just picked up Saturday, appropriately dimension-ed I guess so not too fucked.

>>719368045
WHAT DID YOU NAME YOUR STAR???

MGS4
Well, my anus is now a nuclear warehouse.

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a can of arizona

Ice cream. It will melt soon enough. Could be worse.

>>719363531
Pizza. I guess its going out my ass just to come back inside

An HQ of weed?

I wish I had the "hurr not the first time" joke on deck, but I live in Canada, so this is new.

>>719369521
Has to be a fresh made pie

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Ouch!

>>719363531
A pack of cigarettes

An entire pack of Oreos.

A Wendy's chicken sandwich hmmmmm

>>719369395
ganbare anon-chan!!

A bag of tostadas...

>>719363531 big gulp oh no

>>719363531
A bag of hot cheetos

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Completely fucked fam

>>719369566
Check'd

>>719371492
Nonsense it can be done

>>719363531
A chicken sandwich.

Well, even the straightest of men need a bit of cock every now and again.