Been fucking with this girl for a few days but want nudes or

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Atm

Ask her if she likes big dicks

Also 9 decides

>>719354026
"Im horny uwu"

>>719354026
Sometimes I paint my balls yellow and pretend there's a weird dog with a funny nose in my pants.

>>719354250
This, it is good to start things on common ground.

>>719354026
"Can we fuck?" Honest and direct is the best approach.

>>719354250
this, then "sorry, I wasted your time" after she says yes.

call her a cunt

tell her your dad has been fucking you since you were 6, and you'd like to talk to someone on the phone about it.

>>719354438
off by one kenobi

I usually only date girls under 13, do you have a little sister?

>>719354304
this, but balls are brown.

"I jurk off to anime."

>>719354641
Rolllerino

you spell like a nigger.

>>719354026
i want you to cuck me with a nigger"

I just posted that whoever rolls a 9 gets to say whatever. He said you should fuck me.

>>719354026
Area code? I know a girl named Danya

>>719354870
ROOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Are you in to cuckold porn?

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On a scale of 1-10, how gay do you think I am? Because I bet you're underestimating me.

Can I just call you Dan? It's way hotter.

Fuck a nigger in front of me

>>719354877
You're not op i am faggot.
>>719354926
530

>>719354026
i play with my balls while i talk to your mom on the phone on sunday evenings

Are you from Tennessee? Because I'd fuck you and fill your pussy with my pee.

>>719354250
This then reply with
>yes
Me too!
>no
Well... at least that makes one of us.

You want to see a picture of me and my cousin fucking?

Can I barrow a cup of sugar?

I like turtles.

>>719354870
roll

I want to be Moot when I grow up.

I just wanted to let you know I'm very attracted to your younger sister.

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord an savior?

All of you are idiots, dont you know that 9s are disabled?!

>>719355199
winrar, I guess.

>>719355199
welp we got a winrar

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>>719355201
. . . . . .
>>719355199

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>>719355199
Done. 5 decides.

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>>719355199
>>719355201
>>719355299

>>719355299
two dubs 9's after the disabled comment?! 4chan gods are trolling us

>>719355323
Well tough shit, he died like a bitch.

Do you love a tounge in your pooper

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>>719355323
Send pic related and ask if she remembers

>>719355494
This

>>719355480
re-roll for edgelord.

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>>719355323

>>719355494
That

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Update

>>719355494
>>719355541
samefag.
Roll for>>719355199
again

Did your dad ever creep into your room at night and touch you?? My mom use to do that to me

He licked my butt. Will you

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pic related

fives are for niggers and faggot lady-boys.

>>719355674
Roll

>>719355588
She is so basic just go on your favorite porn site and fap god damn

He died on the cross so I could turn your pussy into applesauce

Jesus is just super cool isn't he?

>>719355674
Rolls

Pinch your nipples . . . for the Dark Side.

>>719355657
rolling rolling rolling rolling

>>719355795
yes

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>>719355795
. . . .

>>719355795
Winrar

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>>719355795
Done 8 now

>>719355795
Weiner

>>719355795
Good win anon, top kek

>>719355889
Just kidding. I don't like pussy.

And I love eating applesauce

My favorite actor is dickbutt.

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>>719355968

>>719355968
lol

>>719355968
FUCKK, we're killling it /b/

Eat this fat nigger dick or me and my crew will go and beat that pussy hoe

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>>719355968
Dubs next

>>719355968
Kek>>719355968

>>719355968
nice its going well

wanna trade some nudes?

>>719356077
wasted dubs -_-

>>719356077
disregard this post please

>>719356077
derailed

>>719356060
I'll totally leave you alone. But first, I made you a bowl of eggs. You have to eat them.

>>719356077
Hm. Ok. Prepare for her confusion

>>719356153
re-roll

>>719356147
Fine. Waiting for reply atm

wanna exchange nudes? I can go first

>>719356077
...

>>719356155
You guys are cunts. Stop.

>>719356155
what the fuck cruel irony is this!

>>719356155
>>719356155
disregard this too

rub a dub dub! Will you be my sub???? I want to smack you in the cunt with a hairbrush. Bristle-side down.

>>719356204
rolling for this

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What do you think about couch porn?

>>719356225
And what if you had rolled dubs?

>>719356155
It is getting worse

>>719356204
roll

send nudes

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Send her this.

>>719356251
y u no rhyme?

I've come here to see your Nudes and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

Imma go to the market. I'll update in 10 or when she replys. Peace.

>>719356204
roll.. OP you have to do this one

>>719356288
What if indeed

>>719356301
do it

>>719356204
do this. fuck the dubs

>>719356288
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING SHITTING ME, THIS FEELS LIKE ENFORCED AUTISM

>>719356282
this op

>>719355558
Off by one

lets just wait for a response before dubs count

>>719356316
Fine.
>Rub a dub dub, will you be my sub? I want to fuck your fat mouth.

>>719356155
>>719356288
I'm on a roll

If this is dubs, disregard

>>719355889
He ascended to heaven to help us pleb'ns

send tits

If dubs, send her the link to this thread.

Please respond!!!
Did my autismo scare away another potential mate?

>>719356518
rawl

disregard

>>719356327
This

>>719356454
She's probably still drying her panties after that smooth applesauce line

>>719356521
>>719356518
Either of these is okay

if I told you you had a hot body would you put some clothes on or close your shades better?..maybe a step stool so I don't have to jump up to see you...this peeping thing is getting old you know I want you

OP ran away.

>>719356566
Rolling for this

>>719356599
winRAR

i like cherry applesauce so im hoping you're on your period

you know whats better than applesause? pussy. Send yours

>>719356566
WInRar

>>719356599
Do this

>>719356566
little editing and would work
>>719356599
nice

OP's texting his fucking brother like a faggot, and you niggers are falling for bait, per fucking usual.

>>719356566
Use this, just say, still drying your panties off? Or something along those lines

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Nigger are you retarded?

I want make chi-chi in your boom boom, but first you make shoo-shoo... I no want on my ding-ding.

I think OP has abandoned ship

>>719356785
this, after 8 years on here this is what it's all been building up to.. This is what life is now

gg op.. gg

>>719356906
He's in full damage control mode now

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>>719356938

>>719356977
Dubs of truth

>>719356977

Dubs, so it must be the truth

here /b/ros come to the coffeechan thread >>719356270

fuck it who cares, CHECK MY DUBZ THO!

>>719356977
I still want a status report. Even if he does go off our script

I'm thinkin bout some pretty dirty things right now...my bathroom, dishes, old 1900s barns and antiques, your pussy, vacuum bags, a dog after running around in the mud...anything you like on that list or want to add? I like things on that list

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Op here. Waiting on reply. Keep thread alive till then.

ded thred check dubz

dat ass phat and I wanna eat it like a damn buffet beautiful

>>719357359
ok, post them and i'll check

>>719357251
reroll

>>719357353
K. Keep me posted

>>719357488
Disregard this. His roll was gay and autistic as fuck

>>719357353
You're not a real girl

wanna play the rape game?

>>719357353
Seriously? Another cat-fish? I bet you're not even a girl

>>719357353
I bet she is furiously masturbating after we delivered that super smooth applesauce line.
If it takes her over 10m, begin to worry

>>719357353
Where'd you go? Did you have to change panties after how wet they just got?

I will blow my wad in my fish's bowl if you don't fucking answer me right fucking now.

Which Country/state does this dayna live in OP?

>>719357353
welp.. she's a goner i guess

>>719357750
Engage full on panic

I'm not gonna beat around the bush...unless you got bush then I'm gonna be in that bush but I wanna fuck, plain and simple

IF YOU DONT FUCKING REPLY ILL COME OVER AND FUCKING RAPE YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT BITCH YOU ARENT EVEN HOT ENOUGH TO BE ON MY 3 INCHES

>>719357901
reroll

>>719357634
this, stupid shit to reroll too

>>719357901
reroll.

>>719357901
reroll

>>719357930
>>719357970
>>719358033
Happy samefag?

>>719357901
reroll

yeah about that....I really was just hinting and hoping you might have some applesauce around, I ran out and am too lazy to go to the store

U got this b

>>719358161
lol

>>719357901
REROLL

Hi I am posting on 4chan for advice on how to see you naked because I am too much of a beta cuck to ask myself. Thanks for your time. Also I am a big flaking faggot.

>>719358161
Bail out OP, this might work????

>>719358451
Fuck *flaming

>>719358451
reroll

Op is retarded

>>719357901
reroll

>>719358161
roll this, bail out

>>719358121
reroll

>>719357901
Replying just to be safe

>>719357901
Yes. Reroll.