What would you do?

>>719336891
Why are they being held hostage?

buy a nice house and pay a lot of prostitutes

>>719336891
id atleast have to try to save em, the guilt wouldn't go away if i left em, i know myself that well.

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>>719336891
Dumbest fucking question ever. This is now a Shawshank thread.

>>719336891
No two strangers lives are worth that much money to me. I'll take the money and not even care

I would donate 1 MILLION dollars to build a memorial for those two brave souls.

Leave them and give their families 1 million each

Sitting her I would take the money. If I were there with those two people looking at me, I wouldn't have the heart to let them be killed.

any other answer is edge

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>>719336891
Go full spetsnaz and keep the money. We dont negotiate with terrorists.

>take the money
>use 1 billion to create a foundation to help victims of terrorism
>keep the rest

>>719337303
yep, Sure id have everything i ever wanted, but id never get over the POS feeling.

>>719337127
Stop that, you're being obtuse.

Are they just random people?
If so yeah fuck them I got that 18 billion dollars.

>>719336891
for 18 billion dollars, i would shoot them myself

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>>719337127

do better questions, dude

go with the t and give them 25$ after for the messed up situation

>>719336891
We would all take the money.

You know it, I know it, everybody knows it.

>>719336891
Fuck them and their white privilege cracka asses. I'll take the 18 Billion $

I'll leave them for $20

>>719336891
I would rape and murder my entire family for 50 million

>>719337405
Full spetsnaz would mean you kill the terrorists and the hostages after they give you the money.

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>>719337471

>>719336891
Save them. The gent is rather handsome. No homo.

>>719337500
Obviously... we're over 7 billions on the planet... fuck em random monkeys...

>>719336891
been a witness to a kidnapping before, took the hush money at gun point, pockets swollen with $16grand. 3 guys disappeared, still missing, possibly mutilated. none of my business i got me some free money

>>719336891
I could kill my mother for that

>>719336891
I'd leave faster than a black guy at a day care

>>719337112
$18 billion buys a lot of redemption.
The female is fairly attractive, but expensive looking. The dude looks like a brown noser so take the money, and move to some place nice.

>>719336891
Take one Billion. Pay 17 billions to the terrorists for fucking the grill first living later after they shot her.

>>719336891
That's retarded. Why would this guy keep a promise to pay me 18 billion if he's willing to shoot those two? He's just going to shoot me anyway and keep the money himself.
Fuck the money, I cave the terrorist's head in like my name is Gordon Freeman.

i don't even know them. Probably i wouldn't even mind and just take the money.

How about splitting the difference. The female and only 9bil. I could work with that

Saving Chad and Stacy vs getting 18 billion dollars. Seems like a hard choice.

18B coming my way

>>719336891
I'd much rather have the money but yet for some reason I'm not sure

>>719336891
I'd fuckin leave em for 100$
I'm a literal fucking cripple, I couldn't do shit except maybe run into the terrorist at medium speed in a fuckin wheelchair.

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>>719337300
Lmao that's fucking nothing

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>>719336891
Easy answer

>>719337827
Yeah, but the shit feeling wont go away, I've done bad things in the past (not like this) and I still feel like shit whenever i think of it.

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>>719337471
excellent comment friend

>>719336891
I would gladly leave them behind. Do you know how much coke and prostitutes I could have with that money

>>719336891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaGQ3KGOMto

>>719336891
I'd let them kill me for 18 billion as long as it went to my family. Fuck a couple of strangers, take the money.

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>>719337127

If I can just save the girl, can I get 9 billion?

oh come on now. would def take the $18bil. shit you could start environmental organizations that grant ppl a bowl of rice a day or actual clean water in tons of countries with that and other investors along the way. or just in ONE town in a shit hole country-- thus allowing life for hundreds/thousands of ppl long term at the cost of two lives.

>>719336891
I'd leave them for a BLT, large coffee, and a pack of cigarettes

Billion? You'd have me at a million each. I mean I don't know these people right? People die all the time, and violently! As long as the deal isn't some public thing because other people would want revenge which changes the scenario.

Short answer, fuck yes.

I'll open multiple charities in their names and so far more good with a fraction of that money then the average 2 people could ever hope to accomplish.

>>719337303

Nonsense. 18 billion dollars could save millions of people. By saving these 2 for your own conscience you're effectively murdering thousands of others you conveniently don't see face to face.

Not taking the money is a coward's answer. It's also dishonest. Anyone would feel a lot more shitty for the rest of their life about not taking the money. The people you save don't really care about you in the end if they didn't know you to begin with.

I'll take the 18 billion fam

>>719337827
Dude, im more or less a living good guy Greg, I'll buy a 12 pack of beer and share it with a stranger at a party, shit, a Facebook friend was on hard times and couldn't find a job, I actually drove him over a job application for a place i work (that is easy to be hired in) and I barely knew him... im not someone who can abandon others to a murderer.

>>719336891
$18,000,000,000 unless I can manage to save them and take the money, but that probably wouldn't happen. So.. money.

>>719338436
Who gives a fuck if it's public or not? Buy a fucking island and fill it with whores and coke. Nobody would be able to reach you-- you limp wrist cuck.

Fuck everything about this question, I kill all people involved and burn the money.

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>>719336891
18 billion? are you kidding? how is that even a question

it's not like i am the one killing them and i can easily save thousands of poor indians/pakis/africans to make up for it with just a tiny percentage of that kind of money

>>719336891
Leave then call the burglar to offer him a deal

>>719338561
a good guy Greg that cannot see beyond his own two hands. $18 billion can do so much for so many people. The good those two whites working in some office can achieve in their entire life cannot even compare 98% certainly.

>>719336891
Id take the 18 billion.

>>719336891
For 18 billion I'd kill them myself.

>>719336891
All I read was I am rich.

>guy just killed two people
>still has an assault rifle, plenty of bullets left
>it's just you and him now
>actually believing you're going to get money and not bullets

>>719336891
I'd take the money

If I kill em myself can I get more?

i wouldnt trust the 18 billion no one gonna give u 18 billion its probably just a ruse so they kill me i dont trust it at all

>>719338939
I second that.

>>719336891
bye felicia

>>719336891
one could accomplish more good and save more lives with 18 billion dollars. these fuckers can be replaced

>>719336891
Take the 18 billion, give $1,000 to some vaccination NGO so they can go save 3 lives in Africa, and congratulate myself with the remaining 17,999,999,000 dollars.

>>719339000
Chekked

>>719336891
I'd leave them but first I'd ask if I could rape the girl

>>719338838
The starving in africa have a chance.those two have no chance against an armed gunman when bound.

>>719338996
well no shit. this is a hypothetical question though, if you can understand that? the crux of the inquiry isn't in linear logistic thinking

I'm gonna gamble that shit faster than the terrorist can shoot the poor bastards

>>719336891
Ask myself how many Ferraris I can buy.

>>719336891
How do I explain 18 billion dollars on my taxes?

Wait, So I get to offer people to death and get paid for it? Sign me right the fuck up.

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>>719336891

>>719339090
I wouldn't waste a cent on filthy disgusting niggers. I would instead give money to a few WHITE vets so they can live out the rest of their life in comfort.

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>>719339214
>reporting it to the IRS

>>719339109
71st answer, best answer.

9 billion and the woman, fuck the faggot

i would kill them myself for 20 million

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>>719336891
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan fuck them niggas.

>>719336891
if they are just random people i take the money

>>719338561
>I actually drove him over a job application for a place i work...and I barely knew him
>I barely knew him

Fucking cuck

>>719339399
>expecting the IRS not to notice your new sports car parked in front of your mansion on your newly-purchased private island

>>719336891
$18 billion dollars would buy alot of drugs, possesions, clean hookers, trips around the world

Im sure all these worldly pleasures could help with the burden weighing on ones conscious, Im not saying you would be scot free but I think you could forget with time

>>719336891
I don't see how I would get 18 billion dollars by leaving. Honestly I'm a very hard headed person. Every time I've been in a dangerous situation I get such a rush. I've had a gun pointed at my head and I antagonized the faggot. calling him a bitch, a coward, even pressing it up against my head. It's not about being edgy. It's just what I am.I'd go for killing him. Just for the sake of killing a terrorist. Not particularly because I want to save them.

>>719339703
>the IRS is out looking at private citizens driveways
>you're trying to hide $18 billion but spending money like a nigger

>>719339796
copypasta-tier

>>719339670
So I'm a cuck for being a nice person? You're one of those people who hates the world and purposely shoulder check elderly folk carrying coffee aren't you?

>>719336891
Make the hostages Drumpf and Her Reptilian Majesty and I'll take the money please!

>>719339848
>>the IRS is out looking at private citizens driveways
Do you think you can buy something expensive without it being reported to the government? Are you getting everything from the black market now?

>>719339872
Maybe so. And I knew it would come off edgy, but then again Im sitting on the shitter with a half chub going from tab to tab. It really is my personality. I'm enlisting in OCS in a couple months and hopefully get to do special forces. I'm just about that life.

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>>719339796
>>719339796
>>719339796
I'M SO HARD, **grunts*

>>719336891
It's not even guaranteed he wants to kill them, I'd just leave with my cash.

>>719338456
I need to leave now. Your argument, how it is selfish to not take the 18 billion immediately convinced me.

Get myself killed

>>719339999

Hail mother of QUADS

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>>719339796
>>719339978

>>719339999
QUAD-CHIN

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I would leave them for $18 and a ride home. What kind of question is this?

>>719337173
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>>719339962
Watch them edges, kids.

>>719339796
Especially you, watch that sharp edge, son.

>>719336891
I dunno, man. I mean, I like to say I wouldn't be able to let them die, but that's life-changing money. That's enough to be able to indulge my every whim for the rest of my days. Anything I want. Plus, I mean, there are thousands of people who die every day that I could probably help in some manner if I really wanted to, but don't. It's easy to ignore them because I don't have to see them, but still.

I'm thinking I'd take the money.

>>719339977
Are you legitimately retarded or just baiting?

>>719336891
For 1 billion I'll shoot them both myself. For 500 million, I'll sexually torture them first.

>>719336891
I'd make sure they get one hell of a funeral.

save them both (it turns out they are wealthy beyond 20 billion and reward you later)

>>719340381
Fuck off you moralfag, just say it straight up what you want, which is the money. Don't be such a bitch and come up with reasons, fucking moralfag.

>>719336891
Save them. I'm not a money controlled Jew.

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>>719340775
TopKek. More like they'll just send a thank you card in the mail, kek.

>>719340891
PUSSY
U
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S
Y

>>719336891
>Take the 18 billion
>Give 1 billion to each mother of deceased
>Give 1 billion to each father of deceased
>Give 10 million to all children of deceased
>Praised as charity god and wonderful person
>Infinite weed and hookers if guilt is ever a problem

>>719336891
If these two are not very close family members i'd do it for much much less. for anything over 2 million euros I would even leave anythere except for my mother.

>>719341107
You fucking mong, their children deserve more than the parents.

>>719341213
$50b in exchange for your Mom?

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>>719336891
I mean like if you saved them it would be because you don't want them to die.

With 18 billion dollars you could prevent perhaps a million deaths.

I feel like the only logical answer is the money, yet if i was one of the hostages id be like
>nigga dont u dare touch that money save me

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>>719340267
Bitch made

>>719340267
Your willing to throw away 18 billion dollars just for 2 people. Aren't you the cuckold wizard

>>719340808
Of course I want the money. Doesn't mean I wouldn't feel bad about it.

>>719338260
Not even the hottest girl on the planet is worth that much. Even if you just had one billion, you would command more grade A pussy than you knew what to do with.

>>719341298
Probably true, but:
>Their parents are part of the whiniest, bitchiest, loudest generation ever who also happen to have political control right now
>Their parents have the time and money to waste your life in court if not satisfied
>Their parents will die soon, leaving that $1 billion to the children in inheritance
>$10 million placed into a CD earning only 1% interest will yield $100,000 annually -- double the median salary and plenty to enjoy a pleasant life in the suburbs if you aren't spoiled rotten

>>719336891
>take the money.
>buy some guns.
>go back and kill the terrorists.
>get my dick suck by both of them.
>profit.

I'd save them. I'm fucking tired of people seeing money as a reason to live. Fucking short-term thinking. Money is just a mean, is the bow and arrow of our time. Moral rules are superior to us, cosmos speaks to our minds about them, bright people can understand those rules.

I don't deny I'd give lots of thoughts for the money, because it basically 18 billion opportunities. But FUCK INSTANT PLEASURE. It's time people realize life is about sacrifice and honor. I'LL FUCKING SAVE THEM.

If i could, i'd save them, having too much money makes one go mad

>>719336891
leave them, donate 9 billion to charity to save many more lives.

>>719341424
Lol nice to see someone saved my gf.

>>719338096
Holy shit I had these!!

>>719341511
I was just pointing out the edgy posts, acceptable just to say 'I'd take the 18b', son. But those posts were edgy, kid. I would also take the 18b, son.

>>719338722
And they're not necessarily going to be killed. It just says leave them to the terrorists. The Navy Seal team may come in and do their job and the hostages might be okay.

>>719341359
that's a no-brainer. deal.

>>719341924
>,son
>,kid
>,son
The bait is real

>>719341513
But the reasoning you gave, you gave it just as an excuse that you gave it some thought and maybe considered rejecting it, you pussy.
Stop being a fucking moralfag and say/do what you intend to do without giving a reason, fucking moralfag.

>>719341525
>Even if you just had one billion, you would command more grade A pussy than you knew what to do with.

Billionnaire here, that's not true.

>>719336891
If they're strangers, and the only negative outcome is their deaths (i.e. no other terrorist-y stuff), I'd leave them no problem. If it was someone important to me, no dice.

>>719336891

18 billion? I could save more than 2 lives for 18 billion. Fuck them.

>>719341602
No one gives a shit about your dumb logic and thinking.

>>719339214
People with 18 billion dollars do not pay taxes. They keep that shit in offshore accounts and "charitible" foundations.

>>719341969
You're cancer. Just kill yourself you piece of shit.

>>719337982
Jason?

>>719342044
>bait

Have you learnt any new meme words during your visit today, son?

>>719342149
You don't know how to use your wealth, sir

You don't walk up to a woman and say "I'm rich, fuck me" -- that just pisses her off

You also don't give her $20 million and expect anything, because while women are attracted to money they aren't DIRECTLY aroused by it

You spend about $500 on a limo service and $500 on champagne. That night her panties will fall off faster than Hillary fell off the polls. And for only one 1,000,000th of your wealth, not a bad price. You could spend that every day of your life and it'd last 2,750 years.

would rescue them, not even a worth thinking about, money is not worth lives

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>>719336891
Uhh I don't know these asshats. Early retirement here I come!

>>719342307
>People with 18 billion dollars do not pay taxes

Citation needed. Or are you just pulling facts out of your ass like usual?

>>719336891
>18bil
give me enough to secure my neet life forever and ill give you my left testicle as well

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>>719342264
I haven't exposed any logic, just thoughts and emotions, so yes, great bait.

>>719342307
yeeeep. fuck you even hire a guy to help you scam your way through life with all that money.

>>719339773
Once you hit billionaire status you can upgrade from hookers to supermodels.

>>719342545
Nope, we'd want your right testacle.

this thread is really just astounding at this point. total cancer all around nearly

>>719342573
Dumb thoughts and shit emotions, fucking lying cunt you'd take the 18b and you know it.

>>719342737
>Not contributing to the thread

I think you're the cancer, newfriend.

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>>719341924
>4chink
>not edgy
kys faggot go callout cis white males on your tumblr page inbred nigger

>>719342738
I love how you feel guilty about who you are and try to reflect it.

You are weak.

>>719341424
Careful Anon i got banned for posting her

why do I have to save them? give me the money. Let them save themselves.

>>719342852
Watch that edge, kid. Go do your homework before Mommy makes dinner.

>>719342927
>Dumbass

You're the one in denial.

>>719343063
Learn how to green-text. Weak bait, troll and human being.

>>719336891
Save only the woman, get 9 billion and buy her love.

>>719342149
>Billionnaire here, that's not true.

Then you're doing it wrong.

>save one random woman that I don't know
>get a shitload of money and make my family and other people on the world happy
>girl is a unknown person, people you don't know should not be trusted, for instance the girl should not be trusted

check mate atheists!

>>719342520
My buddy Mitt Romney told me.

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>>719337471
Fuck you

Begin tumblr rant.
>both white.
>one male=Triggered
Kill him you great people
>other is a trans gender fluid
>identify as male
>too much privilege
Go get email tiger

>>719342929
wait wot, why?

I'd eat their fucking bodies for 18,000,000,000.

>>719342847
i've left several comments dispelling tons of idiocy with little effort on my end you idiot

>>719336891
money has only the value we prescribe to it, you could live without taking the money, in no world is a big stack of money more valuable logically then a human brain, and even if you take the money, where is it from?
it will just create an influx and all money will lose a bit of its value so you will end up with considerably less then 18 bil.

You never said the terrorist is going to kill them, they are going to play monopoly and eat cheese puffs i know it.

>>719342847

i.e. this >>719338289

first one to mention anything along these notions. pretty simple shit.

>>719343847
>Samefagging in a thread

You're the cancer killing /b/.

>>719337701

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>>719342847

might you have anything worth a shit to contribute that hasn't already been said?

at this point ppl are just repeating each other or spouting utter pleb nonsense with no visage beyond themselves and their measly lower bio-surival monkey ass shit

thread is maxed imo

>>719336891
Lol i don't fucking know them
gimmie my money

>>719344224

hmm maybe. but like really. REALLY? say something worth a shit plz

>>719336891

for 18 millions i'd bring him some other people if he want.

>>719336891

Lolmao, I'd kill them myself for that kind of money

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>>719336891
What the hell kind of question is this? I wouldn't be able to fight off a terrorist. Where do I collect my 18 billion?

>>719337990
Lmao thatsthefuckingpoint

>>719336891

For $18 BILLION, I'd let them murder the entire population of my country.

That's not even a question.

It should be save them or get $1,000. Now that's a hard question.

>>719344911
aaargh. again, this is a hypothetical that is really just asking about your morals. duh- no shit. you'd likely be killed and never see the money

>>719336891
Can I have $19 billion if I help the terrorists torture and kill them?

>>719336891

Leave them. Collect 18 Billion. Haunts me on nightly bases. Turn it into modivation. Become Batman.

I'd do it for a dominoes pizza

>>719336891
I'd shoot them both myself for 5k. What a retarded question. This isn't moralfag reddit you dumb fuck.

OP is as always, a faggot.

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>>719344361
No one gives a shit about your opinion.

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>>719345892
damn we got a badass over here

>>719346453
Uh huh yes...that is a given.

>>719346453
clearly some do if they're making these feeble attempts to call out some of the only sound logic in this dog shit thread

please tell me you have AAANYthing to say that is not pointless mentation at this point

I hate to admit it but i would take the money, they would do the same. My sister would have me dead for a million. No one other than my parents would save me instead of getting that money, so i wouldnt save anyone but my parents for that money

>not even a natural blonde on the left
>receding hairline on the right with pants that don't fit

Don't even want the money tbh fam

I don't know what is more embarrassing. This thread of the fact that I've been on /b/ for like 8 years now

Fuck those two, probably screwed plenty of people over.

Rather just take the 18 bil. Id donate 3 billion to a proper charity, at least my conscience would be clean.

>>719336891
Is there even a choice? Take the 18 billion like any other sane person. Shit if the families found out I'd give em a billion each.. that'd keep them shut the fuck up

>>719336891
If I was one of those 2 set to die and someone chose to save me over $18billion I would kill them myself.

>>719336891
Any blow back from taking the money? What do I have to eliminate the Terrorist?

>>719336891
I'd like to say I'd take the money because of how tempting it would be but I honestly don't think I could live the rest of my life with that on my conscious. I would probably save them

>>719347248
That's what I was wondering but I think it's safe to assume that no matter what, you'd be able to take out the terrorists if you choose that option

>>719345459
If you would let two people die for two months rent then your are truly fucking insane

I would save them. Not because I care whether they live or die or because of feeling like guilt or "the right thing to do". I do it because I want to smite the motherfucker taking everyone hostage. My indignation demands it.

>>719336891
For 18 fucking billion dollars I'd happily kill both of them and wipe out their families. Shit, I'd even eat their bodies.

I feel like most people here "believes" they would take the money but if they were actually in the situation I'm pretty sure they would save the two. Or at last I hope so

If it's absolutely 100% guaranteed that there would be no bad consequences for myself then yes I would take the money, although i'd probably have psychological issues for years to come at least my family has money.

>>719347652
Yeah but come on. How many people are in the world. $1000 would be useful

>>719336891
You think I need 18 billion? lol

>>719348110
Useful, but not enough to let two people die. You should have said like $10,000. That would be much better

>>719348281
10,000 is fuck all. A million is more suitable.

>>719348281
Idk man. I am desensitized so I am a crazy motherfucker.

>>719348536
Yeah true. I don't think I would let two people die, though. No matter how much money. I lied to my mother about something stupid yesterday and I felt terrible for like 30 minutes so I don't think my conscious would let feel okay with letting people die. And no, I'm not underaged, I live on my own and I'm 20

Nigga I would fucking leave them to die, for 18 B
I WOULD DO ALMOST ANYTHING FOR THAT MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>719349057
What was the lie?

>>719348536

Yeah 18 bn is retarded too though. A simple 1 million for each would be harder to deal with. Still a lot of money, but makes the murders more unlikely from people.

>>719349538
What would you NOT do for that much money?

>>719349057
I fucked your mom's asshole and I feel great. So it all evens out in the end.

>>719349743
Meh she asked if I work today and I said yes even though I don't. I've been getting a lot of days off lately and idk why I lied about it, i didn't want to risk her saying that I need to get a new job or something I guess even though it's true that I should and all I would have had to say was "i know" and we could have moved on in life. Idk it was stupid

>>719349858
lol nice

>>719336891
Is this an actually question?

leave them to the terrorist for 18 billion fdollars duh

>>719336891
Can I save just the girl for 9 billion?

save them both, no life is worth any amount of money no matter how shitty

Take the money, call in s.w.a.t, be done with it

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>>719337471
dank

Are you kidding? I'm a Republican - fuck morals and ethics, gimme da bucks!

>>719336891
take 18b become the batman

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>>719350107
TopKek, you're overthinking it buddy. You're a good anon though.

>>719351929
Thanks m8, have a nice day/night

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>>719339978
shit bait/10

>>719336891
leave them doesnt equal them getting killed, just passed on to the next higher power to supply demands / swat.

18 billion fuck yes

18 billion. No question.