How much have you spent on sex toys /b/?

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maybe like 30bugs

I'm married so...
Quite a lot.

>>719324664
$0.00
>>719325089
Kek

>>719325089
Right!? 36 married fag here. Probably spent close to a $1000 over the last 10 years or so. Those Vulcan ona-holes and shit have gotten me through quite a few dry spells (being away for work or pregnancies, etc.)

>>719325089
cumdump detected

tits or gtfo

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>>719324664

>>719326415
You head is so bald I thought I was looking at a girls ass and your ear was her butthole.

>>719325089
>>719326108

I'm married too, but only about $90 on a couple of fleshlights

>>719326503
fuckin newfags

>>719326503
Welcome to the internet, you'll get used to it

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>>719326415
this portion looks liek an ass

>>719324664
Probably less than $200 in the last 6 years.

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>>719326840

>>719324664
about 300. a couple fleshlights and a few dildos and vibes. I stopped buying anal toys though, I really only enjoy anal play if its a grill giving me a rimjob while playing with my dick. after trying a few toys i realize i really dont enjoy putting anything up there.

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>>719324664
sometimes I see a nice shaped bottle in shop for my butt.
so less than 10$€

I'll be a good anon and point out this one:

https://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Tube-ULTRASKYN-Masturbator/dp/B0027CU1MQ

It's $9 and feels 10x better than a Fleshlight.
Enjoy

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bump

>>719326657
newfag

sex robots when

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Icelandic fag here... post what you have heard or know about iceland. And if you're from iceland.

i guess around 4k euro. 30yrs old. good looking, but socially just a fool.

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>>719324664
None. Niggas love me.

>>719326415
always got me

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>>719324664
zero.
also, I'm virgin.

>>719324931
wtf, balls and penis!! ewww, gay and gross

>>719326503
That's the joke, retard.

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>>719330195

>>719329181
Damn how lame must you feel if you need a sex doll friend but your buddy has the real doll and you have some sad cloth doll.

>>719324664
About 10 bucks on lube.

>>719330195
MODS

>>719330571
you faget, that pic does not contain actual women

>>719324931
I need this

However much gloves, a sponge, lotion, and a rubber band costs

>>719329181
Lol I honestly thought they were real women besides the stuffed ones.

>>719331027
Literally a shit-tier experience.

>>719324664
About a thousand maybe. Wife and I have tons. Couple from Bad Dragon but they cost ~200 after shipping, so its usually more efficient to go elsewhere.

>>719327179
youre gonna get something stuck up your ass

and when it happens
ill be there
waiting
and ill laugh at you

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Do Phicen dolls count?

>>719324931
>>719330865
Where can I buy this

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>>719332345
happened twice, I just waited till it was pushed out sooner or later. Just dont panic, will save the doctor and humiliation

>>719332719
you're gonna get your bowels perforated

and when it happens
ill be there
waiting
and ill laugh at you

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>>719332947
hope not :/

>>719328429
been there real nice keep tryna flog bullshit like shark teeth

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Around 1200 dollars straight into our asian overlords pocket. Thanks /jp/ for getting me hooked.

>>719333108
How long IS that, it just keeps coming

>>719324664
That reminds me, I must pic, up some chocolate teacakes to take into work tomorrow

>>719324664
Personally, a good pusy let's you taste the wet, and not blood.

Anything under 40% wet is shit tier. (Not bad, but not "good" pusy.)

You want a smooth texture (the longer it's licked, the wetter the pusy), a creamy "clean" taste (meaning it's not sweet, and no other flavors but the pusy... Except sometimes sweat)

You want a slow melt on your tongue. But you should never have to "chew" the pusy. The only bite you should take is from the clit.

Also, once it's gone, it should leave s sort of greasy grool film in your mouth, so you are still tasting it, well after it's gone.

>>719328429
Þetta tengist málefninu ekki neitt.

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Entire American Bombshell collection (each one is like the size of a 1 liter soda bottle)

they're like 50$ each, and like 15 pieces

>>719334322

please learn to english before attempting to post.

>>719328429
sheep head for food and poison sharks

>>719331660
When you're really horny you gotta jerk it with what you got

>>719324664
probably around 4000 NOK.

>>719328429
Been to Iceland, stayed at the Ranga to splurge and see the Northern Lights.

Like 500.00 over the years, probably. Just got a Tenga fliphole white, and one of those Milqueen silicone animu girl titties so I can really enjoy those paizuri scenes in my hentais.

9 or 10 buttloads at least. I have to fill my gaping black hole of an ass at least a few times a day to keep the earth from getting sucked in

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>>719336319
what??

>>719336447

What can I say? Im a pro-fag. Cock-etry is my business, and business is booming

>>719328429
ex-countrymen, rapists and killers and fled from our almighty previous king, Harald Hårfagre.

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Op here, followup question- what is the BEST toy?

Pic related- it's my favorite

>>719337378
Link please.

>>719337533

https://www.amazon.com/Trinity-Vibes-Bullet-Teaser-Vibrator/dp/B00W89XHQ0/ref=sr_1_4_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1484699558&sr=1-4

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>>719337708
And it's cheap.

I may have found my next purchase - many thanks!

Here's my collection

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Gf has ordered a buttplug online. What's it like to fuck a girl while its in her? Also will her ass pulsate and shit it out?

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>>719337859
This is what's in the bag.
Also have a bathmate
All of this cost me around 320 USD maybe?

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>>719337945
Oh, and bought this little thing a while back.

Can't complain about any of 'em!
Especially at the prices - Amazon is a saving grace when it comes to sex toys

>>719338304
I hear ya
and what's the deal with the bathmate- i've never tried any sort of pump, what's it do?

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>>719324664
$40 tops, including a bottle of lube.

>>719337945
LOOL @ YOUR UNUSED SEX GEAR

>>719338922
fuck off, but nice dubs.

>>719337378
There's one I have, sort of in the same vein as that. It's called the Cobra Libre by Fun Factory. Expensive, but maybe the best toy I've ever owned. Has lots of different speeds and patterns, thing makes me cum buckets hands-free every time.

Very highly recommend.

>>719338446
You fill it with water after a few minutes in the shower/bath to relax your muscles, then just place yourself in and pump the water out with your dick in it
The water vacuum kind of thing built by the pumping causes your dick to expand by sort of pushing more blood to the area gradually - works a lot for girth, and even for length it works for gaining around 1-3 inches apparently
Only been using it about a week, but so far so good. Not like a usual pump where it's instant results, more of a gradual thing you work on every week, sort of like building muscle

>>719338867
Old picture, my friend~

>>719339127
Take a new one, then. Show me the worn tips and cracked leather of your flog. Show me rope that has been wound and unwound so many times that it has no more factory-wound bends. Show me teeth-marks in the ball-gag.

>>719338304
Do you have the link or the name of the item in your picture

>>719339652
Only gotten 1 use so far, unfortunately, haven't gotten to really wear that flog down yet, but stay tuned
>>719339663
https://www.amazon.com/Utimi-Emulational-Anal-Masturbation-Male/dp/B01EKU0WQ2/ref=pd_sim_121_38?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=0GAHD1VYGWF64GY92WS5

Buy some lube, too.
Tight as a motherfucker.

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>>719333558
Like 40€. Bought this cheap masturbator and threw it out a week later. Didn't feel all that great and the plastic housing was utter trash, it shed little bits of plastic every time i put the cap on.

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>>719333068
oh god she is so dreamy... plz marry me gurl

I own 3 "sex" toys. two fleshlight type things, one jeweled buttplug that I bought for my GF but have tried. I have a real cock shaped dildo arriving tomorrow. idk what I'm going to do with it. May fuck myself, may stick it to someone's car. Prop the former then the latter.

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>>719340238
oh.. uhh, total cost? prob 45 bucks. (excluding shit I bought for bdsm, but I don't think that counts)

let's see... 4 ropes, a nice collar, a chain leash, a cloth, a pair of shoes... i think it was around 200 bucks.

>>719326657
LOL I THOUGHT THAT WAS AN ASS TOO WTF
Well trolled my friend

>>719333558
>I bought it for the box art edition

I'm in the same boat, about $500 for me.

>>719340613
what the fuck? where they all gucci? why cost so much?

>>719340793
post pics homeboy

>>719333068
Who is this fluid druid?

>>719340871
I have everything locked up right now, no pictures.

>>719324664

The most expensive one I have was around $200. Just like OP's pic, but white. I don't use it much because I have to take it downstairs to the bathroom for cleaning, and my family would be very curious why I'm taking a brown cardboard box into the bathroom with me

>>719339862
Thanks anon going to give it a shot always looking ways to improve my sex and stamina

>>719340997
locked up? damn, like in a safe?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12135310/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12135310/

>>719341345
No, like in a closet in a suitcase.

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>>719324664
Single guy. At least $1000 in stuff I currently have: 7 dildos, 3 prostate massages, 1 butt plug, 2 pocket pussys (tho I miss the pocket penis the most), 3 vibrators, 1 chastity lock, cuffs, rope, gag, ties, and one hella sexy cross dressing outfit

>>719324664
Not enough.

>>719341496
Faggot or money waster. Pick one

>>719341496
difference between pocket pocket penis and dildo?

What is the best anal toy, im looking into getting my first but its SO overwhelming, id really like something that vibrates

>>719324664

Small buttplug for the wife: 15$
Huge (9-inch circumference) buttplug for me: 40$
Inflatable buttplug for me: 50$

The inflatable I broke after about thirty pumps. My ass will break puny toys.

Gonna get the wife an inflatable and a pussy pump later

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about $70 on the STU fleshlight
love this fucking thing
http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/331325/302851/4702

>>719327179

Ah, Sabrina. Damn, that woman's ass knows some neat tricks.

>>719332719

Good advice.

If you lose something in there, the worst possible thing you can do is to try to use tongs or something to get it out again. You'll just end up pushing the object past the pubo-rectal sling (AKA, the second sphincter) and then you're really fucked.

Just wait. Or better yet, don't use anything you could lose. Toys are pretty cheap.

>>719341822

This but I don't mind if it vibrates or not, they tend to be more expensive no? I'm a bit overweight so I need something with length in truth I had stuff before but they were simply too small.

>>719337919

We just use ours for prepping her ass for fucking, but it does pop out pretty easily.

>>719324664
0$

>>719341742
The pocket penis is just a pocket pussy, but shaped like a penis. The balls were also the butt, where you entered. Pretty humorous and clever looking

>>719341657
I get off cross dressing with a dildo in my ass, which do you think

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I have a few dragon dildos, pussies and asses

I've also got a tongue and some more dicks unpictured here

And some other random toys, like a magic wand thing, some accessories for it, pocket pussies, a aneros, some of those !fleshlight things

all in, I must be in way over 4k usd, accounting for shipping

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>>719342968
oh my god. I keep reading this and laughing harder every time. What the fuck is this supposed to mean.

I have a couple toys but this shit I got off amazon is fucking golden. it was like 9 bucks and I have used it for years. Plus sasha grey is hella hot.

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i think 4chan is going to be madddddddddd

>>719343296
I thought dragon dildos were only for displaying on your computer desk like I see on /g/.

>>719343411
most of those? yeah that's what they're used for right now mostly. I literally can't stuff myself with that much dragon cock

I should/will take a better photo eventually with a clean desk and a rainbow of dragon cocks

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>>719343349
my GF likes to make out with it after I cum too which is incredible. She's not down for FFM yet but it's as close as I get and it's been fun.

pic for example

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I have a small tucker from bad dragon, it's my only toy. I don't even use it that much cause the preparation is a bit of a pain and I need to be in the mood, but holy shit it's great

It's a flop, but I can't even tell what the problem was, might've been the base trimming. It was like $35ish but the shipping to britbongistan cost about the same, so it was quite expensive. Totally worth it though

>>719339127
How often every week do you have to use it?

>>719324664
I actually bought one of those Fuck Me Silly Bubble Butts. Turned out tone way bigger than I expected and impossible to hide. Feels fucking awesome though.

>>719344201
Either every other day or every day, honestly whenever I can
No more than 15 minutes a day, though. 20 minutes is the max some people say, but the site says 15 and frankly, I like to be safe.

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Nothing so far. However, I am thinking that with my next paycheck, I am going to a sex shop and getting a fleshlight.

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>>719333068 Wow...

>>719333333

>>719324664
Due to Trump becoming president, many people are relocating their physical ip address before his inauguration using a vpn to avoid any restrictions Trump maybe try to slam down on Internet users. Better safe than sorry http://anonyourself.club

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>>719333068

>>719345451
>Hurr durr use a proxy

Like $70, usually just use my dad's without him knowing tho

>>719324664
Maybe 50$ including lube.

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>>719343296
>dragon dildos

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>>719324664
How much I have spent?

>>719324664
Between my wife and I we have probably spent around $2,000 over the last 15 years.

>>719324664
Just me about $3k. Bad Dragon is a huge chunk and also a nice dildo machine.

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>>719346852
they're awesome

>>719324664
$0.00

my wife bought them for me. :D

>>719348256
>babby leg with balls

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>>719348609
kek'd audibly

>>719328429
Pretty cozy, nice cottages

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>>719326657
i had to do it...

>>719337378
>It was his hat, Mr. Krabs! He was Number 1!

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>>719349793
kek'd at the top of my lungs

>>719333068
Let's say I want to do this, but attaching the end of the dildo to a string that would stay out, like a tampon.
What should it be made of? Cotton sound too weak, but I wouldn't want something irritating either.

>>719340958
Lube and/or whatever she used to enema.

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>>719349793
>>719349793
>>719349793
>>719349793

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over $2000

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>>719349851
Underrated kek

>>719343785
Fuck you I have a new fetish now.
Do you fap raw in it? What lube do you use if not?

>>719349851
lol

>>719350572

What sort of dolls are those? Looks like a hell of a lot more than $2000.

>>719350798
Always use water based lubes with any kind of rubber or sillicone type toy. Oil and silicone based lubes will degrade them.

>>719329181
What the hell is so fascinating about that ceiling?

>>719350798
Most of the time I have her make out with it &spit in it to lube it.. sometimes I use it after fucking her so my cock is still wet.

>>719328429
is that a spy cam

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>>719351248
one is a cheap 100cm($400), the other is a128cm Molly($1500)

>>719351716
LIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKK

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>>719351998
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/1516082

>>719351716

How's the quality? The Japanese dolls are like 8 grand.

>>719328429
If your still around, is it worth learning Icelandic? How hard is it too learn?

>>719349851
Lmfao you win for the evening sir, you can retire

>>719324664
Couple hundo, but I've spent probably close to 10k on hookers over the years.

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>>719352206
I think it's pretty good , compared to the 100cm it's very good

$233.46
Thanks for this thread, Was going to drop another 50$ but that number is retardedly big, for what it is.

>>719352822
The guy above you spent $1500 on a doll, I think you can splurge

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>>719353139

>>719352619
I've seen similar dolls in other threads but I've heard there can be issues legally shipping them to the US. Will I get put on some pedo watch list because I want a fun size fuck doll and not a full size person lying around my home?

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>>719353356
i don't know, i'm in the us and i didn't have any problems.

>>719353737
Haha you fuckin savage, you must live in the Midwest or the south, on east coast they're not quite as friendly to those sort of guns, magazines or ammunition

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>>719354176
north west

>>719354370
Good for you bro, live the American dream.

>>719354370
She's got a little stain on her collar though

Creepy

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>>719354667
Yeah, i don't know what that is.

>>719324664
Well, I've taken several women out on dates, so... Couple hundred in my lifetime.

>>719354370
I want this. I worry about legal ramifications as well, though. Where did you get it, and were there any legal hurdles?

>>719324664
Eh, 50 ish.

>>719355012
jesus fucking christ

can you get more murican?

>>719355012
Time stamp please

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>>719355012
The fuck?

>>719355012
we get it, you and your rubber children will survive the apocalypse.

i see you have some nice rare pog slammers though

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200$ maybe and my favorite is

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>>719355102
Just do it and cross your fingers.

you want to be the governments bitch forever.

>>719352619
We need video of this cutie being used. With sound. Roleplay that shit.

>>719355012
please be real please be real
>>719355368
this

>>719324931
Is that actually comfortable on your wrist?

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>>719355012
WEW

>>719343995
Was the package discrete

>>719324664
110.00ish

>>719324664
Less than two hundred bucks. One Fleshlight, one vibrator, and two Clone-A-Willy kits 'cause my idiot ex-wife let her cat destroy the first one.

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>>719355368
>>719355789

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>>719349851
Holy shit you made my night

>>719356386
Well this proves you're anon with a doll but not the doomsday prepper anon

>>719349793
top fucking kek

>>719353737
dat honorable discharge tho

>>719355012
Glorious.

>>719355012
creep to cringe to pure sadness

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>>719356617
i had to open my safe

>>719327421

Does it has holes in both sides? like to have a double masturbation with my partner!!??

>>719324664
You bought that?

>>719357207
how old are you and what do you do for a living?

>>719357207
So.... how would you rate the St Jude's doll?

>>719356055
No, a reputable company known for making high quality dragon dildos send them in boxes with their name in large letters on it, even though they say the opposite on their websites...

Yes, packaging is discreet you idiot.

>>719357207
>Gun is bigger than doll's head.
kek

>>719333068
That is fake poop!

>>719355012
Ok....in all seriousness here. You have posted before... I have seen it. You claim to never have used these, and said you wont...and that you have "a relationship" with them.

Why? Clearly you arent a felon or someone who has been unwillingly committed to a mental ward since you have the firearms....(unless they are your dad's or something)

So....why? Why never get with a woman.
Serious question, not looking to call you out in a bad way. I'm truly intrigued in the thought process.

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>>719324664
I bought my girlfriend lingerie so, $76.20 or somethin
pic unrelated

>>719357073
you just commented on a future classic image faggot

>>719357207
Touché sir touché. So can I join your Malisha when things go down?

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>>719355012

I....I'm not sure how to react to this image

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>>719357736
What ?i never claimed i didn't use them, just that i wouldn't post a video of it.

don't take everything so seriously

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>>719324664
Probably about $100 all together, I bought this one not too long ago.
Fleshlight - Ice Lady
https://us .fleshlight.com/collections/fleshlight-ice/products/ice-lady

>>719358238
Ah, maybe I was reading someone's post who was posing as you. (Yeah that was the thread, though)
But the other stuff still stands. Do you feel emotionally connected on a human level? Without specifics, do you work a "normal" job, function normally in society, etc?

>>719357207
can you do be a favor
can you shot it and fuck the bullet whole?

or just show us a video of you fucking it?

>>719355012
The guns are so much hotter that the rubber bitches more guns

>>719358304
My fav

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>>719358450
i'm reclusive but i do have real human relationships(non sexual) and i work part time

>>719358769
was going to but Trump won so i bought dolls instead

>>719359038
It's not bad, being clear makes for an extremely easy cleaning process as well lol

>>719359134
Interesting.
Never had a chance to Q/A someone who owned one. I, personally, have no interest in them, but the concept is completely foreign to me. So, I assume you live alone? I wouldn't imagine something like that would be easy to rationalize to someone?

>>719359173
Haha! Yes it does. Also seeing it makes it kinda hot.

0. theyre a waste. then again I have a gf and we have sex quite often so..

>>719359382
With all due respect; Do you have any mental defects or disabilities? Or are you just someone who prefers to be alone, safe (protected with guns) and fucks a doll here and there? Or is there more to your younger looking dolls?

>>719359508
Yeah, I wasn't too sure on the concept, but it's pretty awesome

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>>719359382
Yes i live alone, but near my family.

>>719359680
I think you got the wrong guy... I'm not OP

>>719359754
Nice cat, I have a Siamese myself,
Is that what this is? Or is it a Persian or hymalian?

>>719359835
Excuse me, wrong response

>>719359754
With all due respect; Do you have any mental defects or disabilities? Or are you just someone who prefers to be alone, safe (protected with guns) and fucks a doll here and there? Or is there more to your younger looking dolls?

>>719359754
do those dolls come as boys?

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>>719359680
um ..just prefer to be alone ext

>>719359947
its a ragdoll

>>719360028
I was kind of wondering the same of doll guy though. My curiosity is more of how "normal" he is and how well he just "blends in" with society. It would boggle my mind to have a coworker or peer who is normal as fuck and find out they have a fuck doll collection at home. Or maybe he stands out as someone you give extra space as you pass in the mall or something.

Really intrigued. *shrug*

>>719345524
wtf this nigga look like a jim henson creation

>>719324664
probably around $20 for myself

around $80 on wife

and probably a few hundred on shared things

though honestly a couple of the things I got for my wife are kinda things for both of us, like I got her one of the "Clone your willy" things, also got her a couple vibrators, one with a remote so I can play with it and one is a hitachi magic wand ripoff that helps her cum when we are in positions that she isn't getting any clitteral stimulation (she needs both penetration and clitteral stimulation, just one doesn't work)

>>719360296
Same here man. Very interesting to me and fascinating that we may brush shoulders with people like this on a daily basis.

>>719350572
I accept gifts ;-)

Right around $900 or so.

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>>719360531
lurking doll lover you would be very surprised the amount of doll fuckers out there.

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>>719360296
Most people like me i think . I'm quiet and hard working. i doubt anyone would suspect.

>>719360961
I mean don't get me wrong bro I probably would if I could avoid the stigma. I do own a fleshlight I bought a while back. Nothing's as good as the real thing though

>>719361054
I mean, at least you're dealing with your pedo ways harmlessly. What else is there to say?

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>>719361054
Your alright with me anon.

>>719361054
You have definitely been a sport about the questions that you dont have to answer. For my own inquisitive mind, thats pretty cool of you.

>>719361054
are there dolls that come as boys? I can't seem to find any

>>719361054
do you find yourself having a perma-grin all the time? like the mug shots of people on the sex offender registry?

at least your smart enough to wipe your exif data, i'm curious as to what you look like, and i know your not going to post a pic of yourself

>>719361054
Ya I appreciate you appeasing my curiosity /b/ro. No judgment coming from this direction, do your thing

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>>719361305
They don't age

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>>719361209
>>719361305
>>719361319
if only everyone was so tolerant

>>719361603
Dont get me wrong... to me it is strange because that isnt my thing... but no one is getting hurt from it and as long as you can contribute to society...who the fuck cares?

I would hate to live with that constant fear of being exposed. Thats like a "Time to move to a new town and fall off the radar" type of deal.

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>>719361603
are you a ped or you just buy for the price and weight? This doll weighs a ton.

>>719324664
including hookers and porn
~$3000 over 25 years

I would guess somewhere between $3-$5k over the years.

-Around half a dozen fleshlights ($60-$80 each)
-Around half a dozen "normal" sized dildos ($20-$40 each)
-I think I'm up to 8 Bad Dragon toys now (all XL, $120-$250 each)
-FM18 fucking machine ($400+attachments)
-A bunch of e-stim gear (cheap $30 TENS unit with probably $200 in attachments)
-Various other fetish/bondage gear(his and hers pumps, restraints, magic wands, etc.)
-Crossdressing supplies (clothes, lingerie, wigs, makeup, perfume, etc. Easily $500+)

Most recent purchases are a Bad Dragon XL Nox (just got today, bought used for $120 but was from a girl lol), e-stim gear (wearing it right now), the fucking machine and crossdressing stuff back around Thanksgiving.

I got out of a four year relationship last year and have spent a lot on myself recently due to the money I've saved being single.

>>719361603
kill yourself degenerate libshit

zero dollars
It's called a latex glove, a toilet paper roll and some rubber bands

>>719362032
unless you stole those, you still had to purchase them

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>>719361946
I love these fuckin dolls.

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>>719361333
check aliexpress

>>719361453
no i'm a little aloof , just a little

>>719361946
I'm more hebe than pedo

>>719362015
libshit - how dare you

>>719362014
Oh, and I did just get a Vive last week and have been enjoying VR porn. I guess you can add another $800 to that.

>>719362133
I get the gloves from my work
Toilet rolls too

Somewhere between $20k - $38k on hookers in the past 5 years

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>>719362234
Have you looked into newer models those look a few years old?

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>>719362234
Liberals are the ones trying to normalize pedophilia.

>>719362234
thanks, anon! time to start saving up...

>>719333558
do you have more pics of the doll at the top? also do you have an amazon link?

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>>719362487
The is an OI 2015 model they run about 5000 imported.

>>719349793

top fucking kek

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>>719362487
i'm always looking, small breast options are limited. i'm considering pic

>>719362532
did you see my guns?

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>>719361453
>at least your smart enough to wipe your exif data
4channel does that

>>719358238
So, rate them. How good are they.

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>>719362774
Thats a pillow bro you can get fabric anime dolls for around 800 they are nice as hell.

>>719337378
Seriously, just get a TENS 7000 (less than $30 on Amazon). I'm still new to e-stim but a pad or conductive rubber tube around the head feels identical to one of these things.

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>>719362955
nice i like smaller breasted ones too super hard to find your right keeps the weight down. Have you tried fabric dolls they are pretty cool?

>>719352176
>when the neckbeard is just right

0$.

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I think if everyone had the expendable income they would get one.

>>719343349
Hey man, some of us are perverted size queens, and love some huge actual monster cock up our holes. Hell, I got 3 kinds of stallion cock under my bed, and I hate mlp. I just want to get railed by some horse dick.

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>>719363024
9/10 excellent quality
feels great
a little bit tight

>>719363397
haven't tried fabric, would be good for cuddling

another option

>>719355040
Underrated comment

>>719361333
Anyone find these, I don't see them.

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>>719363905
That looks like a 2013-2014 model. not bad i bet the price is good too. This one is 10,000

All I need is my left hand.

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>>719364056
That depends.

>>719362955
>did you see my guns?
What do you think of the AKs?

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>>719364356

>>719364056
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/innovative-products-2016-real-feeling-male-sex-doll-vibrator-as-adult-toys/32648492599.html

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>>719364056
they have male dolls
https://rbdoll.aliexpress.com/store/2138050?spm=2114.10010108.0.0.HZ3F7I

>>719364356
i can't afford that

>>719364356
for real ?? usd?

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>>719364742
Soon they will be building amazon echos in the heads of them and adding self lubricating vaginas i have a few designs myself iv'e been working on. Built in heating pads.

>>719364573
I'm a guy.

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>>719365013

When these bitches start getting lippy or talking stupid shit you can can just turn them off.

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>>719364580
i love the simplicity and durability.

i do home builds.

>>719349851
how the fuck do you remember these quotes? fucking kek!

>>719365411
that's so cool, i want one now, a loli one hnng

Recently I spent $165 on something called Hot Octopuss Pulse III Duo.

Shit's pretty cash.

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>>719365309
Depends on how much you wanna spend.

>>719324664
Probably around 6 grand

I'm into BDSM. Furniture is expensive so is good quality gear. Also into estim/electrostimulation and that equipment isn't cheap either. Have a couple of sex machines. Then there is all the money I spent on lingerie for the wife leather, latex, PVC ect

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>>719365485
http://ak-builder.com/index.php?dispatch=categories.view&category_id=231

They're out of pistol kits right now.

>>719355914
lmao

>>719365670
Dunno, was more out of curiosity than anything.

>>719365859
a loli ak? noice

>>719365683
Care to give an estim noob some tips? Just have a TENS unit right now with a bunch of attachments.

Is it supposed to just feel like a vibrator? How do I cum hands free?

>>719365411
Where did you learn to work on/build guns?

>>719365859
on a different note, this girls name tag says jean, how do i find her fb?

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>>719366323
can't stand that face :/

>>719366323
Any shota ones?

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>>719366237
the internet

youtube is a good place to start

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>>719366323

>>719366593
Do you just bought pieces online and just YouTube it?

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>>719366392

>>719328449
Underrated post.

>>719326657
That'sthejoke.gif