Please help.

Clearly a sandwich

its not made out of bread

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>>719322273
Well this is considered one why not that

>>719322273
That is the most retarded thing i have ever seen.

>>719322618
thats not a true sandwich tho, thats just a bagel

>>719323115
An item of food consisting of two pieces of bread with a filling between them, eaten as a light meal

I mean if you look at the definition it is a sandwich

>>719323266
a bagel isn't bread tho, it's a bagel

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is this a hot dog?

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It's a riceball

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>>719323477
>A bagel isn't bread tho.

the fuck.

>>719322414
bagel is bread.

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sandwich or just bread

>>719323477
>a bagel isn't bread
a bagel is bread

>>719323765
>>719323820
no it's not, it's a different product from bread made of the same raw resources.
like how you have different types of cars that are all cars but they aren't the same

>>719323266
Then pie is a sandwhich.
Cake as well.

>>719323931
But the family name is bread.

>>719324199
it's not prepared in the same way though

>>719322273
Technically... not, but it looks delicious for breakfast

>>719324347
its a different type of bread refer to your previous post

>>719323570
i fucking keked

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>>719323570
>you make me laugh anon
Yes

>>719322273
Haha!

Oh, wow!

>>719324899
yeah so its not true bread, it's a separate product

>>719323931
That's like saying an Audi isn't a car because a tesla IS a car and an Audi isn't a tesla.

Is sourdough bread bread? Is whole wheat bread bread? Is sourdough whole wheat? Are you retarded?

>>719325391
but an audi isn't a tesla is it

>>719325391
Then layered cake is a sandwhich

>>719323477
The only extra step differentiating bread and a bagel is the boiling of the dough

>>719322273
it's a PBJ, made the wrong way.

>>719322273
>222
nice trips bro

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>>719322273
it's a travesty

>>719325609
cake isn't bread you dumb fuck

>>719323570
Yes, Chef Ramsey!

>>719326659
How not? By some other arguments a bagel is bread how is cake not? Its simply bread + sugar

>>719326659
when did i say what it was

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>>719322273
fuck bagels

>>719323570
LOL yes

>>719325391
is a pancake bread? is a waffle bread? is a donut?

>>719325391
do you mean to say in the way a truck isn't a car?

>>719328041
yes

>>719323873
>British cuisine

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>>719328749
>american cuisine

Bread product=/=Bread.

>>719322414
all of my what
seriously anon

what would you think its made out of?
tell me how you think people make bagels.

>>719328346
is a cookie?

>>719322273
it is a circuit

>>719329631
>>719323931

>>719329654
>short"bread" cookie

yfw you realize culinary distinction are fucking arbitrary and don't matter

>>719322273
NO it is a .png file.

>>719329820
see>>719329443
if it's not a loaf, then noaf.

>>719326832
>>719326659
>>719325610
>>719325391
>>719325613

Bread leavens due to yeast. Cake leavens due to baking soda.

Bagels leaven due to yeast, therefore they are a bread product.

>>719329927
prove it

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>>719329845

>>719323570
its fucking RAW

>>719330100
Faque c quoi si c pas une pipe, tapette?

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>>719330424
WHAT THE SHIT NIGGER

>>719330374
really? its a picture, you tard, lrn2arthistory.

>>719330330
>>719330424
None of that looks even remotely appetizing.

>>719328749
holy fuck did i kek

>>719330593
i made it myself

>>719330548
Dick and tits nigger shit yea

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Its a fucking sandwich.

>>719330589
>picture has a pipe in it
>clearly written in french that it isn't a pipe underneath said pipe
Are you fucking retarded?

>>719330664
Well now you know what your mistake was.

>>719329932
In culinary circles cake is what's known as a "Quick-Bread"

>>719330100
lol I learned about this in university, I get the reference! :D

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>>719330221
ther is no such thing as a raw hot dog... you dumb cunt.

>>719330887
congrats fag

>>719330374
>>719330100
petit bâtard d'ignorant que tu est. tu ignore donc tout du dadaïsme? et non le dadaïsme n'as rien a voir avec le pony play sale petit branleur écervelé.

>>719330960

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxy1d0g2GcQ

>>719330764
No, I am not, if you look up the treachery of images you will find that you are the retard, or at best an uncultured child.

>>719330887
at least everyone here isnt a retard.

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Is this a discus?

Please sandwich

>>719331264
thats fucking raw

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>>719330837
>i'll take 2 loaves of blackforest cake please!
>oh boy! I can't wait to taste my newly bought bread
>pic related
>puts 2 toasts in toaster
>all toasters toasts toasted toasts
>go take a shit while toast toasts
>local man burned an entire appartment complex after having put blackforest cake in his toaster

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>>719330721
What kind of a jewish name is Dianna Daoheung? How is she a bagel expert? Why would a bagel expert tell the truth about bagels not being able to form a sandwich? WHo wants a sandwich with a hole?

>>719329932
>implying that only things that leaven due to yeast are bread

what the fuck is unleavened bread then, anon?

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>>719331062
Quoi

>>719331264
Clearly, it's a bagel dog.

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Is this a sandwich?

>>719331310
Why would you put cake in a toaster? Its obviously not the kind of bread you toast.

>>719331094
Then explain it to me with your superior outer galactic omniscient intellect you fucking faggot

>>719322273
thats just a jelly filled donut.

>>719325072
go away faggot you're not funny

>>719323931
Get out you faceblind autist

>>719330837
In culinary circles I'm in... quickbread is muffins and biscuits and shit.

Cake isn't quickbread because traditionally, cake was not made with chemical leaveners. It took several hours to make one cake.

>>719331583
gts you lazy turd, its pretty self explanatory anyways, unless you're an idiot.

>>719331507
BUT ITS BREAD YOU FUCKING COCK A DOODLE DOO

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>>719331353
Only a jew would bake a bread, cut out the middle press it and sell it to the catholics as a host.

>>719331644
Is quickbread not defined as bread that leavens without yeast?

>>719331353
Me. Myself would like hole sandwich. This one should appreciate it. Sandwich hole for I. Penile bread orifice, yes.

>>719331353
>Why would a bagel expert tell the truth about bagels

Wake up, sheeple.

>>719331695
Yes. By the same logic a potato masher is a fork but I'm not going to try to eat cake with it.

>>719322273
Did a woman make it? Yes? Clearly a sandwich then.

>>719324112
... did you even read it fucker? Two pieces of bread

>>719331489
>hot dog weenie sandwiched between a bun
hot dogs are a type of cheap sausage, which is also what you call the sandwich when you put a hotdog on a bun. Why is this so hard for people?

>>719331668
k so basically i'm uncultured because i fail to see logic in a stupid fucking retarded potato tier meme?

I ask you to show me the light OoO grand apostle of supreme knowledge to teach me the way

And you're being a niggerfaggot

I think you might have the gays

>>719331840
that's a deep bagel hole. careful. ignorance is bliss.

>>719332117
Finally some logic.

If you're a person that can't eat any bread products then you can't eat any of that shit ITT.

>>719331981
BUT ITS BREAD AND I LOVE BREAD AND I LOVE BLACKFOREST CAKE AND WHY CANT I HAVE BOTH IN ONE?

YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW

>>719332120
And is a cake with multiple pieces of bread stacked on top of each other not have multiple pieces of bread?

>>719332334
Do you I guess. I'm not the fun police.

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>>719332146
here, something more on your level, kid.

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>>719331814
so bagels are used to make up for the missing foreskin?

>>719331774
In some cultures, yes. Others don't even use the term. When I studied, sweets were considered pastries. Be it cake, cookie, brownie, etc.

>>719332567
So are oreos then considered a sandwhich?

>>719332545
Thanks Lori

>>719332653
/thread

>>719332733
Dubs gets thread.
Take it away anon.

CiNNAMON ROLL IS A BREAD SANDWICH
TWINKIE IS SANDWICH
TURTLE IS SANDWICH
SEA CUCUMBER IS SANDWICH
ALL IS SANDWICH
\

BREADWORLD IS REALITY

>>719322273
It doesn't fall under the traditional parameters to be considered a sandwich. Technically it's a sandwich, but in practice, it's a waste of a good bagel.

>>719332653
sandwich style cookies

>>719332653
They are sandwich cookies.

A better example to prove your point would've been macaroons. Albeit the lack of flour, they're still considered pastries. Ah, the power of language.

>>719332557
Yes, bagel. Foreskin hole dough

>>719332545
I just finally looked it up and i can't believe you got your pabties in a bunch for something as fucking retarded as that

Dude who did that was just being a smartass and you fall for the retarded logic of it

HURRR DURR PIPE ON PHOTO IMMA TRY TO SMOKE OUT OF IT DURRRR

>>719332995
Breadyverse

>>719325391
So cake is now bread because it's made from flour and water also.