No ylyl thread? Ylyl thread

>>719319323
>males putting double consonants to lengthen their words through text....

>>719319568
always wondered what happened to this kid

Does anyone have the green text of the anon who's sister was in love with him?

>wake up at 6am from some bad tendies
>shielding the light from my eyes, I groan and flop out of my lightning McQueen racecar bed
>grumpy because I should be asleep for at least another 10 hours and my tummy hurts
>between the wet rumbles of my belly and my small groans I notice it's completely silent in the house
>immediately scream, "MUMMY, MY TUMMY IS BEING A DUMMY!"
>over and over while simultaneously bouncing my racecar bed loudly
>entire house is shaking with my cacophony
>mummy bursts through the door with a mix of panic and disgust on her face
>can tell she's swallowing anger, "Anon...honey...mommy worked very late last night and needs her rest for her shift in a few hours... is everything okay?"
>glare at her and grunt "dummy tummy".
>dummy tummy is our secret thing
>she sighs, rubs the sides of her head and proceeds to perform the ritual dummy tummy belly purification
>which is her rubbing my tummy while telling me I'm a good boy
>feels so good I fart
>It's wet and angry, the result of improper diet and illness
>mommy gags but keeps rubbing my belly. I see tears in the corner of her eyes
>fart again, this time some poopy comes out
>the smell could peel paint
>she gags violently several times before projectile vomiting across my room and ALL OVER MY BED WHAT THE FUCK MOM?
>begin to scream and thrash violently, how dare she ruin lightning McQueen and all his glory?
>mommy, without cleaning herself, begins to apologize profusely while scrambling to fix my bed
>still screaming and thrashing
>so tired from being up early, my tummy ache and mommy being a dummy that I fall asleep right there
>wake up 12 hours later to freshly cleaned sheets and bed with a plate of tendies
>mfw mommy knows her place

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>>719320359
Forgot mfw

>>719319385
Fuck, gets me every time

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SAVING THREAD

>>719319878
Tapped for the Trump administration

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>>719321122
>>719321090
>>719321051
>>719321024
one final bump

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>>719319526
hhhahahahahahah if you like that check this one out!!!

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I lost to this one

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>>719320075

Those where the days

>>719321345
kek

>>719319775
>males
You misspelled "nigger"

>>719319468
What dumbass distributes something as important as a resume without proofreading it first?

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>>719321683

>>719321024
oh lord, oh fucking christ!! my fuckign sides!! i have been laughing for 5 minuts straigh!! FUCk KEK

>>719322466
you partied on a monday night?

sure thing buddy

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>>719319988
Lost

>>719321683
Motherfucker...

>>719319568
>that last one
perfect

>>719323555
Nice

>>719320359
>>719320443
Besides failing hard your story is boring and sounds more like an attempt at creating scat porn.

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>>719324290

>>719321024
I'm fucking done Kek

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>>719319988
> can I see your dick
> no, that's just the shape of my head

Every fuckin time... best comeback ever.

A nigger, a jew and a grossly obese Mexican man walk into a gay bar. They approach a cum-gargling faggot with a 2-inch long, always flaccid penis using a laptop at a table.

"You wanna come back to our place?" the nigger asks the faggot. "You can toss my Mexican friends rancid herpes and shit covered salad and jerk my jewish friends wart and pimple covered penis while I ram my giant unlubed nigger cock into your gaping oft-fucked asshole."

"Literally NOTHING in the world would make me happpier!" says the faggot. "But first I need to start a YLY thread on /b/. It will just take a moment."

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>>719321090
I remember this thread.. it was fucking glorious.

>>719321024
Christ al-fucking-mighty, my sides

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>>719324411
this isn't a cringe thread fuck

>>719323659
Fake. Terrible grammar, too.

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>>719322828
fuck yea justice is served

>>719319929
Fucking lost

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>>719326104
yup, it's funny story that has been floating around the web (and maybe even before) at least a decade. someobody made an "authentic" letter from kmart, printed it and uploaded it.

>>719319929
Guess how they are called in Germany.

>>719326994
Negerküsse.

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>>719325338
We were there fam

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Where the fuck are the dank mee mees?

>>719326564
Those are some solid ideas.

>>719321683
fag

>>719327551
Dank memes suck. This thread had me laughing the whole way through. I can't be fucked to cringe at another 'dank meme.'

>>719321683

>>719319775
Fagot

>>719320075
how time has passed

>>719327125
Mohrenköpfe.

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>>719324147
fuuck

>>719328395
Would you like a sandwich?

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>>719329333
Check'd

>>719329333
Nice trips, but your saucy comment didn't really deserve the christ combo. Sorry I offended your comedic taste. But it is shit.

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>>719319514
lost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RkBpXc2Ybw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoXrFx4ER1o&t=10s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEL8uelp9D4&t=18s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6_YIms73mM

>>719321683
fag