Why don't you faggots have a ride like mine? Too poor?

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Planet Nibiru draws ever closer and what are you faggots doing? Wasting your time on the internet jerking your tiny dicks to traps and nigger cuck porn. Well I got news for you: Obama has no intention of leaving office for he is the 44th king of Babylon. Blood will flow from every nation and fire will rain from the sky. You will all beg for death as you are buried in the ashes of your loved ones but death will not come. Humanity will be plunged into eternal darkness. Say your prayers, faggots....

Shit bait. Sage

>>719294422
1.It's not yours

2.Escalades are crap. Should have just gotten the GMC and save $20k

3.luxury SUVs in general are shit tier.

OP is a poorly nigg dreamer i guess

Fucking faggots and their manvans.

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Glorified Chevy - fucking faggot

Get a Range Rover like a real man you fucking nigger

>>719295123
>Range Rover
>real man

95% of Range Rover drivers are women.

>>719294526
Not bait...I'm white and rich.

>>719294422
Shit bait, fuck off normie.

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>>719295329
Eat shit poor fag

>>719294945
I didn't want the cheap one. I wanted the good one. Did I mention is has massage chairs :)

>>719294422
what an ugly piece of shit

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>>719295660
Don't be jelly

>>719295445
Jesus, the new ones look like shit

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>>719295445
>implying that anyone cares that you have money
You have money, don't be a dick about it.I'm not even one of those hippy liberals either.

>>719295532
because expensive equals good right? companies love gullible people like you!

>>719294422

Ugly, overpriced... Christ, a fucking CADILLAC? What are you, a nigger?

>>719295697
Ok, so you have bad taste and don't know shit about cars, cool.

>>719295697
oh I'm not trust me!

>>719295789
In this case expensive does = good

I don't have a tiny dick to compensate for

>>719295697
Your hands look small tho, maybe thats why you bought this car.

>>719295445
Your suv is shit tier and you should be ashamed of yourself

Rather drive my £350 Clio lol, big American cars are so ugly and only prove how small your dong is

>>719295744
>this

So you got some cash? Big fucking deal. Act like you got some cash, not some frat house fuck boi

>bet your lease payment is a motherfucker.
>repo before 6 months

>>719295802
The only niggers that can afford Cadillac are athletes.

>>719294422
Does it handle well on straight roads?
Should've gotten some German engineering from BMW.

>>719295881
different strokes for different folks but I assure you it does not

>>719295697
I'd honestly rather own a Honda Pilot or Jeep Cherokee, regardless of how much money I had. Escalades aren't very good cars, anon.

>>719294422
Because I'm not a nigger.

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>>719295901
Your face when I have a big dick and drive this.

>>719295532
It's literally the same car; the escalade and the yukon, and they're both shit. The escalade only costs more because they know they can sell it to clueless jackasses like you that want to try to show off to other people.

>>719295924
I'm 6'3 manlet

>>719295285
>rich

I grew up in a pretty yuppy neighborhood. The richest people in the area never said a word in didn't buy stupid shit like your car.

It was people like the heir to the Wilson sports company that were ultra proud of being born in the right place at the right time.

>>719295445
Honestly I'd start to be impressed if it was like a Masarati or something. Otherwise I guess it's nice that you're proud of an SUV but pick a better car if you're so rich.

>>719294422
yeah, too poor

Well done op. It's a nice car and IF you earned it with your own money then you got the right to be proud of it and show off. If daddy bought it for you then fuck off

>>719295967
Paid cash...I'm 23

>>719295697
You've never cleaned the interior have you?

>>719294422
>shit car
>small dick

get over yourself

>>719296050
My wife drives a Jeep

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>>719296083
Gonna have to see the dick to believe that.

>>719296268
this

>>719294422
I can't imagine having such a tiny penis that you even have to go on the internet and try to overcompensate for it.

I feel nothing but pity for you OP.

>>719296219
I have an unlimited carwash membership. Outside gets washed every day and inside once a week.

>>719296181
>top kek

If you're 23 and you bought this.. this of all things in that price range. Just shows what a tasteless wanna be fuck boi you are.

>an hero, please

>>719295697
You have some of the same toggles as my rusted out 12 year old Pontiac lol

>>719296268
if his dick was that impressive he would have posted it already since he's trying to show off

>>719296268
Unless your 105 lb blonde you don't get to see.

>>719296433
Small dick confirmed

>>719296374
You're getting bamboozled on the interior work. Whatever industrial park you work in has a ton of dust if it's that bad after only a week.

>>719296433
hahahahahaha I knew it! tiny dick detected!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

>>719296433
You can give us the outline in your underpants or something. Get creative.

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911 you cheap fuck

>>719296433
Wow willing to give us pictures where the reflections in the car give us compromising information but you would post your tiny weewee, sad.

>>719296433
105lbs blonde boy named chad. Goddamn op, you're the biggest faggot I've ever seen. Buys expensive shit ride and comes to /b/ to get validation.

Good god just kill yourself

>>719296633
Now that's what I call class.

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Too energetic.

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Not as bad ass as my ride here's my profile too Look me up I'm famous bitch. So famous the bitches are too ashamed to get with me cuz of all this swag.

>>719296766
pshh pls tyrone, stealing 4 bikes is hardly a workout

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>>719296633
shit tier car that it took 60 years to even be controllable in a turn

>>719294422

Most of the losers that haunt this site don't have drivers licenses, let alone own cars, so why would they care?

>>719296083
>Your face when I am a big dick and drive this
FTFY.

front or 4w drive?

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>>719296633

You don't know true class until you've driven one of these :D

>>719296839
ya but i got dubs so go fuck yourself

>>719296869
I drive a nissan sentra, but you don't see me going up to homeless people saying "HAHA I HAVE A CAR AND YOU DON'T!".

OP fucking off at work, showing off his boss' /Dad's Cattletruck pretending it's his. We are not impressed.

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>>719294422
nigger mobile detected

4 wheeled vehicles are for homosexuals that enjoy the taste of semen

why dont you have a vehicle like mine?

>>719296771
>school shooter profile

>>719294422
Lmao, have fun with your terrible investment. Why didn't you buy a car that would go up in value over the years instead of one that drops below half its value by the time the next model is out.

>I'm white and rich

Sorry to break it to ya, but you're in debt and a dumbass.

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>>719294422
don't feel like working to pay the bank and lease, I'm happy with my $8,500 beater that a bought 5 years ago. Gets me laid and makes me $$$$$

Jesus, is that what Americans consider a good car? Hideous design, it can't turn corners or overtake properly, obnoxiously large plastic and tacky OP

>>719297009
OP probably was out washing his bosses car lol. What a faggot. Hope you get fired. And your 501 pound blonde wife dies

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>>719294422
>SUV
>Thinking he is superior because he got a not even that expensive car
>Dick the size of a stick
Also, your car is shit, if you want a big car get a pic related. It even goes like 300 kph, is a fucking audi and that DSG sound.
Also,
>Matrix indicators

>>719297114
I enjoy that taste

>>719297161
Cheap ass rims was what I first saw

>>719295978
dont forget drug dealers

they can also

>>719297129
No car goes up in value retard.

>>719297306
Ferrari's do

>>719297174
I heard Audi's are fucking cheap on the inside, is this true?

>>719297339
False

>>719297178
OP does also

>>719297161
No, this isn't what we consider good. Just this one faggot.

>>719295445
Nice ride anon. Gib monies plox

Nice rental car mate

>>719294422
Because I'm confident about my penis size.

>>719297378
audi owns ferrari now

pretty sure they use alot of the same switch gear and accessories

cross platform cost savings hurr durr

>>719297422
OK...send me info and I'll send you $100 for not being a hater.

>>719294422
i do, in fact, have a working penis and i am not gay, so i don't need this type of penile prostetics.

also, dubdubs checked

>>719294422
in places where people have actual wealth, they laugh at people like you who think they have money.

>>719294422
sry i need to drive a small car to compensate to countervail ma dick.

>>719295445
Is that a bullet hole in the grill? Did you get shot at whilst driving it through the hood you nigger??

>>719297378
Yes BMW is superior in every way.
BMW = drivers car, Audi = womans car, Merc = old man's car

>>719297306
No car you would drive everyday goes up in value.

>classics
>vintage
>prototype

>>719297501
Just asking....

>>719297582
nobody uses that faggy term

english motherfucker do you speak it

>>719297587
What is my Pontiac lolololol

>>719297306
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>no cars go up in value

This is probably the dumbest thing I've ever heard. New cars rarely go up in value, little Timmy, but old classics always retain their value and increase in value. Just lately the Porche 912 skyrocketed in price, people are finding them and restoring them for huge profits. But what do I know, I only flip cars for a living.

>>719297588
Even Pontiac Azteks had a brief price bump from Breaking Bad.

>>719297339
Most don't actually, and basically none built after 2000

>>719297387
true. in fact I was just reading about a 1968 250 gto that sold new for 18,000 and recently sold for 38,000,000! that's just one example and not just Ferraris for that matter.

>>719294422
Because I don't have a little dick like you OP.

>>719297587
Cars are for manlets.

Real men ride motorcycles.

>>719297129
New cars never go up in value dumbass

>>719295802
Black guy here I hate Cadillacs

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>>719297114
>Suzuki
>Not even a gsxr
Still okay choice
But to be honest enjoy walking when there is snow and/or ice
>>719297378
The older ones where but the new ones are pretty much top tier and have a lot to choose from in terms of configuration etc.

>>719297501
Audi doesn't own Ferrari, you dumb fuck. They own Lamborghini

>>719297692
Nope. Still untrue. Seems like alot of people who don't know much about the automobile market are talking alot about the automobile market in this thread.

>>719297691
There's always a weird one getting a bump then diving. But. you get what I mean, right?

>>719297788
Nope, you're wrong. Not even gonna argue anything with you, just look it up.

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>>719297865
Well, I may not have the best car in the world, but I do hope to get something an Audi someday.

>>719296771
you cant buy swag thats why no bitch wanna fucc with you broke my faggmeter

>>719297923
I completely get it I just thought it was hilarious

>>719297694
18k sounds extremely high for the '60's.

FUCK You op

You simply rent the car.

>>719297871
meh

whats the difference, both shitty boutique brands with piss poor quality control

>>719297913
Which Ferrari built since 2000, aside from the Enzo, had increased in value?

>>719298074
California.

>>719294422
I'd rather drive my fist up my ass than ride in that shit waggon.

>>719298052
it's a Ferrari dude they have always been expensive

>>719298020
lulz

>Fucking aztecs

>>719298106
A fail state and a fail model.

>>719298062
Just get an old muscle car that's mostly primer and rust, go fast on the cheap, you're just gonna die going 100 on the highway anyways.

>>719294422
american cars are trash

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>>719298016
fuck you, you probably some fucking douchebag who treats all girls like pieces of meat. I actually have a heart I know how to treat a woman even though I'm not 7feet tall. I'ma fag because I don't treat women like scum. I can treat women LIke scum just you wait I can treat them like shit under my tires. I fucking run your fag meter over with my car and butt fuck it til it prolapses and it has to wear diapers it's whole life.

>>719294422
>too poor to even hire a landscaper
Fucking pleb

>>719294422
Because I have a fairly big penis and so I have no need to compensate.

>>719297174
I hate that body type

Escalade = niggermobile

>>719298230
The fuck is this gay shit

>>719298171
>fail model
You do realize that it was never supposed to be a model line, right? It's for rarity, that's all.

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>>719298230
We need to talk.

>>719295445
>>719295697
>leases a piece of shit GM car
>thinks he's rich
Toppest of keks my man

Purchased new 2016 Cadillac Escalade a few months ago. It has been in the shop 5 times, and as of now, a total of 21 days, due to an UNKNOWN VIBRATION with 6,200 miles. Six hundred miles have been put on driving to dealership for service!!! We have purchased at least 22 new GM products. This is likely our last due to the run around from GM.

>>719294422
I drive a bmw 330i

>>719298209
>european people are trash

fixd that for you

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Get one of these so the cops won't pull you over for being a nigger.

>>719298403
It's that Transformers subliminal messeging. They're like 2 hour long GM commercials.

>>719298106
What? No. That's the cheapest Ferrari and You can easily get a low mileage California for a 1/3 of the new price. Those are the least desirable Ferraris since the Mondial. You clearly don't know shit.

How much small is your dick for having to buy that piece of shit that you call “car”? You're pathetic.

Should have bought an overpriced truck. Then at least you can the phatassed white girls with the ass hanging out of the ripped Jean shorts take them mudding and then fuck.

>>719298209
Didn't americans invent the car?

>>719295123
Range Rover ,ahahahahhahah
If you want something that breaks down every 5 minutes and was engineered by fuckin hadji. Fucking faggot Brit.

>>719298498
So are americans, but at least we have better cars

>>719294422
nice wheel chair op

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If you gonna be driving a cadillac get a real one you cuck

>>719298657
No, the Germans. Americans invited the mass production method.

>>719298657
Even if they did, and they didn't it wouldn't change the fact

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>>719295277
is this bait?

>>719294422
Be a slave to your jew machine you pathetic fuck, you probably can't maintain that shit without your 9-5 ritual of being some richer faggot's servant.
>thinks he iz
>he ain't

>>719298620
Hahahaha, you're still trying? I'm not wasting my time proving you wrong, do some research instead of making things up.

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>>719298014
>Nissan
Nice
>Sentra
Could be better.
Well my friend got a 2009 A4 for like 11k euros which is already pretty fun.
For around 14k euros one can get a pretty decent RS6 Avant from 2003 which I plan on getting. Even though it is from 2003, doesn't look as good as new ones, it's still one beast of a car and goes super fucking fast, especially for a 1.6+ ton wagon
>>719298288
Well if you mean that it's a wagon, there is also pic related, which is pretty nice. There are also limousine versions of the RS6 and RS4

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That's not a Cadillac. THIS is a Cadillac. She's my baby.

>>719298840
It's fact. Ranger Rovers are the ultimate soccer mom car

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>>719297174
>>719297378
Been a mechanic for several years, Every Audi will develop electrical problems (at lease here in Canada).
The use a copper aluminum mix in their wiring, not only is there electrolysis between the two metals aluminum wiring doesn't stand up to Canadian weather conditions well at all.
They would be good cars if not for that one fundamental flaw.
copper wires and aluminum connector now add some nice salty Canadian moisture = dead Audi

Get outta here with that american crap

>>719294422
I don't drive/buy nigger rides.

>>719301015
lol

instead of beating cancer I found a guy WITH cancer and beat him

>>719300840
Never heard about that but here in germany that is not really a problem unless you live at the coast. The bigger problem with older RS6 Avants is that the turbos might give up and they are expensive but many of them make it to 200k km with no problems and being from 2003.
>>719297587
More like
>BMW=Only Retard turkish wannabes drive these and people that want to be one of them
Even though I love Audi
>Audi=Wannabe cool kids with fucking baseball caps are pretty common for these
>Normal Mercedes=You are right, old people
>AMG Mercedes=Wannabe gangsters and rappers

>>719301015
Show the engine with a timestamp and I may belief it's yours and a actual M4, not just the insignia

because im white

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>>719301685

>>719298460
Sounds like they share "technology" with Pegeuot/Renault/Citroen ..

>>719301619
I drive a Renault and i broke 1 000 000 km last month without any major breakdowns, how is 200k km good? that is a shit car then

>>719301685
>>719302343
Kek, now the nigger will maybe shut up

>>719302343
Ok, pretty decent car even though I hate BMW.
Is it fun to drive? I saw two of the M4 GTS at a car meet and jesus christ they fucking fly.
>>719302563
No thank you sir
>>719302490
200k km is not even bad for cars with stronger engines and a turbo. Also depends on how you drive.
Most cars go around 300k to 500k without bigger repairs don't know about your one.
Also did it turn to 0 again? Never seen an odometer with 7 or more digits

>>719303081
it's a digital odometer

>>719303291
Oh I assumed it's an older Renault. Jesus Christ how much do you drive and since when do you own it?

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>>719294422

>>719303081
Didn't realize how gross my engine bay had got

It's fun, stock wasn't quick enough for my liking but I had it tuned on and now it's pretty sweet

Might do water/meth injection if I get bored again

>>719302490
I drive a 1995 Subaru legacy turbo wagon, its around $250 a year in maintenance,(tie rod end one year, fuel pump the next, CV joint the next ...) only thing is the rust is hitting it hard now, well over 1,230,000 Km on it, local dealer made a commercial with my car after I hit 800,000 to show the cars are made to last. They are not made to last any more FYI

>>719295697
Your mums gonna get mad at you for stealing the keys

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>>719304670
Eurofag detected

>>719304768
I'm From boston you uncultured swine

>>719295445
Now every cop in town will think you're a nigger/drug dealer.

>>719294422
Because I'm not a NIGGER

>>719294514
He's already been let go loser

>>719294422
Beause I'm not a try hard nogg

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>>719294422
If you're so fucking loaded why don't you get one of these, then you can run over that fucking polished turd you have there.

>>719294422
Too rich. How poor do you have to be, that you refuse to pay someone to landscape for you? What's up with those leaves, OP?

Furthermore, what kind of property is that? Look at the shitty concrete.

Clean that shit up, pleb.

Because no one wants naturally negative camber that wears your 60k mile tires out in 30. Because you can get the "same" SUV Gmc Yukon Denali for much cheaper.

>>719305774
Comes with AKs, nice pick

I like my 300 more than my parents Mercedes. It's comfy.

>>719296975
I have a rusted out '93 e class
You better believe I tell the homeless to fuck off

>>719306063
I should mention that one has a convertible sl something and the other has a 4 cylinder 4matic something. Idk. Their last cars were a BMW 7 series and a Lexus hardtop convertible. I've driven them all and frankly I like my Chrysler.

>>719294422
What are you OP a drug dealer
(Bad b8)

>>719296856
They have all wheel drive now so losers like you can drive a rear engine vehicle.

>>719294422
Wow nice car OP

>>719294422
My ride is better thats why

>>719294422
Cadillacs < cracked engine blocks

you live in west bloomfield?

I dunno. I prefer my trucks to be trucks. SUVs are just big cars and not really worth the hassle unless you need that much passenger room. they pack so much garbage in those bedazzled and bloated luxury barges, all the options and electonics, things that American cars don't really do that well, they wear themselves out without being that useful. this is really just a glam suburban, a light duty truck loaded to its curb weight limit in cheap electonics and nickel plated plastic because they know no one would actually lower themselves and tow anything with one

>>719295123
> EU fag
> do trip to capital on highway each week for 10 weeks or so
> literally the only cars that I saw in the parking lane broken were Range/Land Rovers.
> there was only one very old Renault

>>719295445
no one points out the obvious shoop?

>>719294422

because im not a nigger who drives an escalade

>>719301015
> buying the german money-sink jew
Just no.

>>719294422
that car tells me your penis is stunningly small

>>719306565
The North Star is actually very reliable. It's the only possible reason to consider one of those cars. If you're want to talk about troublesome engines look to Ford

>>719307009
I have a 96 f350 crew cab long bed. it has 460k miles. it's not as pretty but has its charm, and its balls exceed your towing capacity.

>>719295532
Really? When did GM start installing chairs in vehicles?
BTW, massaging seats is an old option that's been around for decades. My old DTS has them as a standard option on the platinum package.

>>719295697
Don't look like you even have all the options... where is the Adaptive Cruise Control?

>>719294422
nigger detected

enjoy your suburban soccer mom Tahoe/Yukon that you paid triple the $ for because there's a different plastic logo glued to the grill

>>719307846
It's in the touch screen. Has lane assist to keep you in one lane and auto braking or collision prevention.

>>719307983
I installed an aftermarket grill so your wrong there. Also I traded my 2011 in for this and got 30,000 trade in. That means it only cost me 6000 a year to drive it.

>>719294422
It's Uncle Guido's Escalade, and he's over fucking Anon's mom. And the doors were unlocked so he get inside and take pictures.

>>719295123
a "real man" realizes a car is a tool to get him from point A to point B, and realizes there's a difference between paying more for quality and paying more for gimmicks/imagined "status"

The ex-con driving some $900 stick-shift shitbox made up entirely of rust and bondo is 100% more of a "real man" than you will ever be.

>>719308122
the dealership was laughing at you as you drove away

"we got him to buy two overpriced pieces of pointless crap from us, and he thinks he got a good deal because we let him trade the old one for a discount on the new one, even though we still made an obscene profit on the new one! hahahahaha"

something like that, i'm paraphrasing obviously.

>>719294422
OP could you send me 100$ over paypal? [email protected] thanks, nice car btw

>>719308015
lane keep assist just coddles idiots and lets them continue to drive as idiots.
actual drivers do crazy things like, you know, actually paying attention to the road around them.

Literally the only good thing about lane keep assist is that every time an asshole like you changes lanes without signaling, the lane keep assist will beep at you. "*Beep* you're a cock! *beep* you're a cock!"

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>>719295697
>Howard Stern Show

>>719308393
Sure. Thanks for not being a Jelly fag. $ incoming.

>>719308393
Been asking for money since at lease December 2016

>>719295697
your hands betray that you're of small stature, and overweight. suddenly this is starting to make sense...also clean your fucking car you animal

>>719308462
Kek
You so right

>>719295697
It's fucking American enough said complete garbage.

>>719307448
>The North Star is actually very reliable
I guess blowing head gaskets is reliable... if you never drive it.

>>719308683
If you donate I will stop. Kek

>>719308806
Bad teeth detected

>>719294422
No, I'm just too classy for this kind of tank

>>719308015
BS, adaptive cruise is not on the touch screen.
Your full of shit, you probably don't even know what the fuck adaptive cruise is. Google it so you can tell us all about it you stupid fuck.

>>719309007
OP confirmed for liar and being even a bigger piece of shit than he was before

>>719309007
I was saying it's not on the steering wheel retard. It's on the middle console next to touch screen.

>>719308969
agreed. those are just tacky looking. total degenerate trashmobile.

>>719308560
Alright, I'm waiting

>>719294422
Because my dick isn't small enough.

>>719294422
Hahaha! Not that POS!
This guy thinks caddy's are good cars?! Good luck in 36k.

>>719294422
because I am smart enough to invest in several businesses that would later allow me to buy several of those ugly whatever that is if i wanted to.

also because I am looking for long term goals instead of short term goals that would only provide an achievement of a goal for a short term.

>>719309249
Again, you just confirmed for the second time that you are full of shit. If this was your car you would know what and where the controls are the adaptive cruise... you don't.

>>719309249
Wrong again faggot

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>>719294422

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>>719310167
This is the lane assist and adaptive cruise button faggot. Don't act like you know more about my car than I do.

>>719310691
OP I'm still waiting my 100$ :(

>>719310860
I'm not OP and I'm not actually giving you any money.

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Spending money on an American car. Fuck outta here

>>719310578
A3 Sportsback?

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Coming from an actual cadillac mechanic you rides pretty shit ive seen better

>>719310691
Have fun in 3 years when your cars value halves.

>>719310691
I can't believe how fucking stupid you are. The picture proves you're wrong.
Top button opens glove box
next button turns on/off the parking assist system
next button is the lane departure warning system
the bottom button is to turn on/off the traction control

Try again fuckwad!

>>719310691
Dumbass you may have lane assist but the other button is a fucking park assist smh fucking pleb

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car and girls?! :D yes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux0uYHYfJ4A

dance :D

>>719294422
Pretty useless car I guess. Never understood the desire behind one of these.

Like it's not a good 4x4, too heavy, bulky, not enough ground clearance and the low gear is also pretty shit. Rims and tires are not made for 4x4 either. It's not economical either. It's not a fast or good handling car. Safety is questionable.

Why did you buy it, what's good about it? It's a legit question not trying to bash your car, it's cool, but I don't get the why.

>>719294422
I'm buying a new tundra next Friday. Probably be worth more then your car will in about 2 years >>719311836